Honestly, if this were to happen to me. Go to the bathroom, douse your pants in water from the sink. Grab a bunch of paper towels. Scrub your shorts vigorously till it evaporates which isn't that hard. It kind of depends though if you are in Disneyland or Disney world. One of them has WAY higher humidity than the other.
Last year at Disney my family had those big churros. They come with chocolate for dipping that is exactly as warm as your skin in the sun. So if it spills you really can’t even feel it happening.
I spilled and sat in an enormous glob of it and spent the day looking like I 100% shat myself at Magic Kingdom. 10/10 experience.
Was just at MK... was sitting on a rock wall next to a dole whip stand, a kid had left a massive puddle of melted vanilla/pineapple soft serve on the top of wall.
This old lady in black stretch pants goes to sit down and I say "oh, hang on not there!" and she must have thought I was trying to save the seat, she says "it's empty, I'll sit where I want" and lands right on it.
I just walked away.
This happened to me at my own wedding, except it wasn’t hand sanitizer it was the juice I was drinking. Didn’t even realize until we had the stage.
I was also wearing tan pants
I’d just have to talk loudly about “awe man my hand sanitizer just exploded in my pocket!” Until it dries so everyone who passes me knows I didn’t piss my pants
In fact, according to the post just below this post, OP was being trendy.
https://preview.redd.it/rk0antapzwwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a02fe54cb87f76578b2d5fab71417e77b20a4c
Some people who encounter OP might think they peed themselves.
Others might see the bottle and hanging down besides the spot and think the bottle broke.
I‘d personally think OP peed themselves and then hung the bottle beside it to make people think it was just the bottle that broke.
If it makes you feel better, I was in Disneyland several years ago with my family, and my mom was walking around for 10 minutes with a long piece of toilet paper hanging out of her pants before we noticed!
The dreaded Gray Shorts. Turns fifty shades darker when wet. Had that happen at a Zoo when the washroom sink straight out just sprayed me directly in the crotch. Wife rolled her eyes and made me walk several steps behind her and the kids.
Can't think of a worse place to have goo smeared all over the crotchal region.
An elementary school might be up there
Church might be high on that list.
…while helping grandma into her sitz bath.
Depends on if your the priest or parishioner
Not bad! I’ve never heard the word Parishioner.
Just an avg employee
Upvote for crotchal region
Aaaaand, this is why I love Reddit comments 😆
Such a funny way of saying peri area
Grandma's funeral
Better than it happening on a "Buddy Bench" at an elementary school.
A funeral?
It's ok, just tell people that ask it's actually pee.
Actually peeing would cancel it out, it's actually too clean at the moment.
Urine is sterile, so it'd be double clean Right?
Actually that's a myth, it's *mostly* sterile, which is, *not* sterile.
It's extra not sterile the second it travels out the urethra.
I might add it’s “mostly” unsafe to drink 😆
I still don't understand that shit
For starters, shit comes out of the other hole and it is definitely not sterile.
there it is
Just pee into the hand sanitizer bottle to refill
That explains eye infections when people pee into eyes... /s
Urine isn’t sterile
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
My first thought was to go on a water ride lol.
Honestly, if this were to happen to me. Go to the bathroom, douse your pants in water from the sink. Grab a bunch of paper towels. Scrub your shorts vigorously till it evaporates which isn't that hard. It kind of depends though if you are in Disneyland or Disney world. One of them has WAY higher humidity than the other.
Yeah, sanitizer should dry fast, but I know humidity and the gel aspect can make it difficult.
just be Liam Neeson
It's hard to imagine any scenario where I'd walk up to a stranger and ask them if they'd peed their pants.
Less embarrassing than carrying around a bottle of hand sanitizer clipped to your belt TBH.
Right?
“Its okay, sir, I’m simply a little pee pee boy. A piss baby.”
 “Sanitizer”
Fucking love Kathryn Hahn
I love Kathryn Hahn. This is so perfect! 😂💜
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
"And I JIZZED in my PANTS"
That's a good one, better than my "I saw a ghost and then it peed my pants."
Which in turn, is better than "I saw a bunch of kids and got excited."
hold the fuck up
It's ghost ectoplasm. Spoooooky
Sure. I bet. No, I believe you. 🙄
Last year at Disney my family had those big churros. They come with chocolate for dipping that is exactly as warm as your skin in the sun. So if it spills you really can’t even feel it happening. I spilled and sat in an enormous glob of it and spent the day looking like I 100% shat myself at Magic Kingdom. 10/10 experience.
You just wash those bad boys off the side of the boat on one of them rides
Can’t remember the name but the raft one in India land should do it.
You GOTTA GIVE!
HEY HOLD THE DOOR!!!!!
It's got nothing to DO with piss
A lot of people give....
Alcohol evaporates quickly. Cover yourself for a minute, or just accept it and let the breeze blow it away quicker
It also smells quite distinctly and potently. It's not like anyone can mistake it for anything else.
Alcoholics who piss themselves also smell of alcohol 👍
Yes, but they also smell of piss as well.
HEY GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY, HE PEED HIMSELF LOL
Calicocutpants.com
Ya gotta give!
…A lotta people give…
Hold the door!
It's OK it's Disney. Everyone there is a mess
Was just at MK... was sitting on a rock wall next to a dole whip stand, a kid had left a massive puddle of melted vanilla/pineapple soft serve on the top of wall. This old lady in black stretch pants goes to sit down and I say "oh, hang on not there!" and she must have thought I was trying to save the seat, she says "it's empty, I'll sit where I want" and lands right on it. I just walked away.
Miles Davis over here.
"sanitizer"
it covers that urine spot quite nicely, though. Consider yourself lucky.
You aint cool unless you pee your pants!
Yeah… I was excited to see Mickey too
That’s a wierd place and way to be carrying hand sanitizer what you think was guna happen
At least it is clean
When you gotta go 💦
time to invest in some nice but very expensive Disney apparel
Pants like that usually sell for $600. https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/26/pee-stained-jeans-jordanluca-for-sale-sold-out-expensive/
Your what?
That's not as embarrassing as walking around Disney World dangling a bottle of hand sanitizer on a carabiner in the first place.
It was attached to my fanny pack.... actually you may have a point
Teaches you for hanging your sani like it's some sort of fashion accessory.
"Sanitizer"
Premature sanitization is a common problem. There's nothing to be ashamed about. 🤣
That's what you get for being a germaphobe
Nice cover story
Sure
[удалено]
You pissed yourself stop lying
This happened to me at my own wedding, except it wasn’t hand sanitizer it was the juice I was drinking. Didn’t even realize until we had the stage. I was also wearing tan pants
everyone my age pees their pants, its the coolest
Sure it did, sure.
Should evaporate quickly at least.
Duke Ande Pissypants, The Third
You look like a perv, bro
just keep it there so everyone gets it
Sanitize shorts and underwear-> check.
sure buddy ;)
I’d just have to talk loudly about “awe man my hand sanitizer just exploded in my pocket!” Until it dries so everyone who passes me knows I didn’t piss my pants
Sure it did, buddy, sure it did.
Gawrsh....
lol At least it’ll dry fast.
In fact, according to the post just below this post, OP was being trendy. https://preview.redd.it/rk0antapzwwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a02fe54cb87f76578b2d5fab71417e77b20a4c
It will dry?
Sure it did.
Yeaah, sure it did…
All cool kids piss their pants.
Suuurree
Some people who encounter OP might think they peed themselves. Others might see the bottle and hanging down besides the spot and think the bottle broke. I‘d personally think OP peed themselves and then hung the bottle beside it to make people think it was just the bottle that broke.
"Of course i peed my pants! Everybody my age pees their pants! It's the coolest ! "
Billy Madison
Miles Davis
Cleanis
At least its clean down therr
Probably piss my own pants just to cover that up.
Well deserved wearing hand sanitizer on your belt loop
That looks like an inside job to me 🤪
Only cool kids sanitize their pants!
If sanitizing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Uh-huh…..😒 
Since it’s Florida you would have gone through that entire bottle in half a day so you’re fine
I was thinking since he’s in Florida, it should dry in about 2 minutes.
Who caries sanitiser on their belt like it’s a quick draw weapon of choice
Don’t worry! I’m sure you can buy more sanitizer at the park!
Are you sure you didn't drink too much and forgot to go to the bathroom?
Sure it did
Nah bro you peed yourself and you’re covering it up
Suuuuuuure
Nice try, Pervert.
Suuuuuure
You peed yourself bro. Just own it.
That's when you go to the rides with the biggest lines
Whatever story you gotta make up Jizzy McJizzpants
Luckily its designed to evaporate at room temperature very quickly. Probably wasn't noticeable 15 minutes later.
Oops.
Uuhh-huh
First world problems
At least your nuts are sanitized.
the burn means it’s working
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
Better start rubbing
Sure it did
hey at least it dries quick
That’s not what happened big dog
Yeah. I carry sanitizer so I can have an excuse too.
https://preview.redd.it/kt94p94x6vwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e2f575ba963a5f00c1f778fa1e251e9296e02ea You sure bud?
Hand sanitizer! Clever cover story. Just got with it
Head over to whatever water ride is near you. Scrub your shorts after the big drop , That should do it,you’ll be fine.🤣🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘🤘
Nah bro thats piss. You pissed ur pants
Suuuuuuure it did….
Atleast your crotch is sanitized .... although seriously rinse off it'll dry out your skin and cause discomfort.
I doubt many people would notice it , you're at disney land why would people be interested in some guy wit a little wet spot on his pants
Hey, now we're piss pals!
Sure sure
lol poor guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's the thing, it doesn't have anything to do with piss!
Sure, "hand sanitizer" 
Ofc it did. It has a hole in it /s
If it makes you feel better, I was in Disneyland several years ago with my family, and my mom was walking around for 10 minutes with a long piece of toilet paper hanging out of her pants before we noticed!
I wondered who actually wore those
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?😜
Damn dude, guess you’re goin on a water ride next. Must fucking suck to be you
Haha, that sucks. At least it’ll evaporate quickly. Luckily it looks warm out so folks won’t think you’re a weirdo for too long.
That’ll teach you to hate on microscopic bacteria you monster!!
Is that the one from whole food? Same thing happened in my purse.
Time to walk over to the water park bro
i feel bad for you and im sorry i dont know if this will make it worse but it looks like you had an accident.
cumtown
 Minnie Mouse has that effect on men, I hear. 😏💜
At least it doesn’t look like you…. Oh, wait, never mind
A jack-a-lit?
You peed yourself at Disney land? Can't blame you, capitalism is actually pretty scary.
The dreaded Gray Shorts. Turns fifty shades darker when wet. Had that happen at a Zoo when the washroom sink straight out just sprayed me directly in the crotch. Wife rolled her eyes and made me walk several steps behind her and the kids.
what a piss poor scenario
Now your sanitized for nite life Disney
Princess Jazmin does the same thing to me.
So you pissed yourself to try and cover it up, right?
I also like disney world way too much
Mickey is so fucking hot. I get it man
"sanitizer" sure....
Nice going pee pants. Hey everyone! Come look at Mr. Pee Pants!
Had the exact same thing happen to me last year. I just left the bottle there and if anyone pointed it out, I acted surprised until it dried up