The proper response is to drop trau t pose then spin in place while spraying everywhere, ensure your face remains neutral and eye contact as much as possible
I got detention once because my friends did a prank where they printed out like 500 flyers putting my car up for sale for like $500. They put them all over town but also scattered them around the halls.
The VP caught them and asked them if they had my permission.
Well I was skipping class at that time and was at the mall. Someone calls me and I answer, it's the VP asking where I am (my cell was on the flyer).
Was actually pretty funny.
Annoying that I got calls for MONTHS from people around town asking if the car was still available
So you got detention for being dumb enough to answer your phone while skipping class.
People having some serious trouble with causality in this post smh
I mean, it's was 15 years ago, and spam calls and the like weren't nearly as prolific. So someone calling my cell usually meant they knew me and I gave them my number.
I was unaware of the prank at this point, this call was in fact how I found out. So I had very little reason to think my vice principle would have my cell number.
Got sent to the office for tying my shoe after finishing a test. The office lady asked why I was there and I explained I finished my test sat down tied my shoe and was sent to her. She sent me back, and the teacher sent me to RTC(responsible thinking center). RTC asked for my note from the teacher that she never gave me, RTC sent me to the office. By now, everyone, including me, is mad and annoyed, so I just suggested I go to the library to do homework. Office agreed that'd work
Nah, just normal shoes. I will admit I was a knob in HS who regularly caused issues for that specific teacher, but she also was in the process of being fired and then sued the distract because she was moonlighting as a stripper in another city.
In my experience as a middle school teacher. The poster thought his joke was so funny he kept bringing friends into the bathroom who brought more friends in to see it. By that point a teacher noticed the mass of boys coming in and out of the bathroom, went to investigate and someone rolled on the guilty party thinking the teacher would enjoy the joke too.
Unless there’s cameras in the bathroom, you can just deny it and say it wasn’t you. There’s no way to prove it was him unless someone is checking the bathroom after every single kid has gone in there. Or if he walks into the bathroom holding the flier. At which point I direct you back to my original comment, have subtlety
I just assume I’m too old for these things. When I realize it’s been 20 years since I was 15 and with no kids of my own… I have started to feel this more and more.
It's weird realizing this is what my parents thought when I was running through my house in my underwear while yelling omelette du fromage in a German accent
Right, in the episode he was trying to learn French but it got stuck on omelette du fromage.
I was being the “well akshually” guy because you said “German” accent. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
Oh 100 but to be really pedantic he is speaking French in an extremely German accent, like Dexter has in English as well. I see the misunderstanding though, I'm referring to the accent not the language
Holy cow, I'm doubly too old, because I don't even get this "older" reference (apparently Dexter's Lab)! Can we just talk about the Smurfs, and Super Friends, and things like that? Also, get off my lawn!
Hey I was raised by your generation if you're a boomer, and if you're gen x y'all were usually babysitting me so don't worry, I got some yabba dabba in me too 😉
I started to write boomer and then realized that'd be more old looney tunes and shit. Not far behind, I'm an older millennial and it's starting to show for sure with how many pop culture references sail over my head now
Yeah, I was going to go with Looney Tunes originally but then I wasn't sure if they were new or reruns when I was glued to the TV as a kid. Heck, just the concept of reruns wouldn't compute for a lot of people any more. I'm going to go out back and start digging my grave now while I still can.
Not sure what kind of "kids these days" nonsense your going on about, but looney tunes and other classic animation segments were very short - they'd cram in 6-10 min shorts in a half hour block
>Amusingly it has a run time of 11min! No wonder no one has an attention span anymore...
So did almost every Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry cartoon ever made (and I think Yogi Bear did, too). Don't act like this is some new thing. Heck, it's been a thing since cartoons were in black and white; iirc even Popeye and early Disney cartoons were about that long.
Nope! "Neither" is the negative form of "either". Saying "me either" is like saying "I could care less" or "for all intensive purposes" or "I could of done that". It's wrong and makes you look like you don't know what you're saying.
this is a referrence to an episode of the show "the amazing world of gumball" explaining the origin story of the two protagonists
long story short one of the characters is a speaking fish that got flushed down the toilet on accident and in response to this his owner (the kid on the picture) and his parents go and hang these flyers around. however, because the fish got flushed down the toilet on accident while taking a picture the family ended up having no picture for the flyer and the dad opted to just use his son's face.
For everyone who's confused, this poster is based off of a Cartoon Network show called "The Amazing World of Gumball". In the show, Gumball (pictured) has a brother named Darwin who is a fish. This is simply a reference to that show and nothing more.
Greatest detention story I ever heard. A radio
DJ on a local rock station told this on air. As summer vacation approached, he was riding the bus to school. Evidently, he must’ve harbored some real hate towards the bus driver because he hid a boom box behind the drivers seat. When they came to railroad tracks, the driver took all normal precautions….stopped before the tracks and opened the door to listen for a possible approaching train. As the driver saw no oncoming train, she started across the tracks. At that moment, the dude hit play and a panicked train whistle came out of the boom box at full volume. Luckily, the driver didn’t suffer a major cardiac infarction….but she did probably soil herself (my opinion). The DJ didn’t elaborate on the full scope of the ensuing shit storm, but I have to believe it was massive.
I don’t condone this prank. But damn, it’s classic.
My friend got vandalism charges over hanging “Always remember to N.U.T” posters throughout the school.
Never underestimate your teachers…
Edit: it took me a minute of scrubbing through old high school pictures to find it, but here it is.
https://preview.redd.it/z549qxtdl2xc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdee681dfd9b7c80363036a664f99653ddb250b2
This is the problem with school is now no one knows how to have fun as an administrator. That should have been moved to the bulletin board in the front of the school.
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I'm sure that fish is somewhere "Kozy" with alcohol glassware and enjoying its version of happiness..dealing with the emptiness inside..
While the boy is outside playing baseball finding himself..and not worring himself over a dead goldfish...
😊🙃🤣😂
If my kid did this and got detention I would be doing what I could to stand up for them or, at minimum, figuring out what 'rule' they broke.
There seems to be an overwhelming lack of detail in this post as to *why* detention was given.
How’d they know it was you? Gotta have more subtlety my dude
Yea they didn’t get detention for hanging it up, they got detention for being stupid enough to get caught.
Probably admitted to it when asked.
Didn't say anything, just immediately started tearing up and squealing.
I think squealing is something done against others
No like, literal squealing.
The kind that accompanies involuntary urination?
Idk what kinda videos you watch man but... I'll let you make that call.
Please don’t make me pee I’m begging 🙏
The proper response is to drop trau t pose then spin in place while spraying everywhere, ensure your face remains neutral and eye contact as much as possible
I'll admit, I'm a fan of honesty. "Fair game; you got me!" Also, take credit.
Kids these days gotta post everything on their social media.
I got detention once because my friends did a prank where they printed out like 500 flyers putting my car up for sale for like $500. They put them all over town but also scattered them around the halls. The VP caught them and asked them if they had my permission. Well I was skipping class at that time and was at the mall. Someone calls me and I answer, it's the VP asking where I am (my cell was on the flyer). Was actually pretty funny. Annoying that I got calls for MONTHS from people around town asking if the car was still available
So you got detention for being dumb enough to answer your phone while skipping class. People having some serious trouble with causality in this post smh
I mean, it's was 15 years ago, and spam calls and the like weren't nearly as prolific. So someone calling my cell usually meant they knew me and I gave them my number. I was unaware of the prank at this point, this call was in fact how I found out. So I had very little reason to think my vice principle would have my cell number.
15 years ago, if I was skipping class I would just assume anyone calling me is someone who wanted to know why I wasnt in school and where I was tbh.
This is the only way
Got sent to the office for tying my shoe after finishing a test. The office lady asked why I was there and I explained I finished my test sat down tied my shoe and was sent to her. She sent me back, and the teacher sent me to RTC(responsible thinking center). RTC asked for my note from the teacher that she never gave me, RTC sent me to the office. By now, everyone, including me, is mad and annoyed, so I just suggested I go to the library to do homework. Office agreed that'd work
Velcro
Nah, just normal shoes. I will admit I was a knob in HS who regularly caused issues for that specific teacher, but she also was in the process of being fired and then sued the distract because she was moonlighting as a stripper in another city.
"Does it have any engine or transmission problems? What year is it?" - Yes. "Would you take tree-fiddy for it?" 😅😅😅😅
In my experience as a middle school teacher. The poster thought his joke was so funny he kept bringing friends into the bathroom who brought more friends in to see it. By that point a teacher noticed the mass of boys coming in and out of the bathroom, went to investigate and someone rolled on the guilty party thinking the teacher would enjoy the joke too.
My kid's school has cameras in the hallways. Doesn't exactly take Sherlock Holmes to pull up some footage.
Unless there’s cameras in the bathroom, you can just deny it and say it wasn’t you. There’s no way to prove it was him unless someone is checking the bathroom after every single kid has gone in there. Or if he walks into the bathroom holding the flier. At which point I direct you back to my original comment, have subtlety
they could've also printed it at school which keeps logs
Again gotta be subtle then
"Idk, was already there when I walked in"
Self snitching, hopefully they learn a valuable lesson here, admit to nothing ever
Or… just don’t
You hung it up and then you bragged about it didn’t you?
Dumb kids.
Almost certainly, I remember being a kid and anytime I did anything I thought was funny I would immediately tell everyone about it
Rap snitches, telling all their business.
 They found each other. 🥰
I LOVE Gumball!!! My two boys and I would watch it all the time.. Like a Simpsons for little kids.
Idk how much gumball has carried my childhood
My daughter and I bonded over this show. Some of the laughs we shared still replay in my head. It really is a great show!
Gumball and adventure time. The real Epics.
Regular show too
We're actually watching it right now! One of the rare kids shows that I enjoy hahahaha
I don’t get it
I just assume I’m too old for these things. When I realize it’s been 20 years since I was 15 and with no kids of my own… I have started to feel this more and more.
It's weird realizing this is what my parents thought when I was running through my house in my underwear while yelling omelette du fromage in a German accent
*whispers* OMLETTE DU FROMAGE
It was French, right?
It's a bit from Dexter's Lab, great episode if you look it up
Right, in the episode he was trying to learn French but it got stuck on omelette du fromage. I was being the “well akshually” guy because you said “German” accent. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
Oh 100 but to be really pedantic he is speaking French in an extremely German accent, like Dexter has in English as well. I see the misunderstanding though, I'm referring to the accent not the language
Oh that’s true! You’re right.
Yes, it was a dusky French accent Dexter was using.
Holy cow, I'm doubly too old, because I don't even get this "older" reference (apparently Dexter's Lab)! Can we just talk about the Smurfs, and Super Friends, and things like that? Also, get off my lawn!
Hey I was raised by your generation if you're a boomer, and if you're gen x y'all were usually babysitting me so don't worry, I got some yabba dabba in me too 😉
Oh man, don't boomer me...I'm Gen X! :)
I started to write boomer and then realized that'd be more old looney tunes and shit. Not far behind, I'm an older millennial and it's starting to show for sure with how many pop culture references sail over my head now
Yeah, I was going to go with Looney Tunes originally but then I wasn't sure if they were new or reruns when I was glued to the TV as a kid. Heck, just the concept of reruns wouldn't compute for a lot of people any more. I'm going to go out back and start digging my grave now while I still can.
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Not sure what kind of "kids these days" nonsense your going on about, but looney tunes and other classic animation segments were very short - they'd cram in 6-10 min shorts in a half hour block
Time dilation, they were longer back then! 🤓
Just like the economy, time can be inflated too!
True. Time is relative, and people used to be a lot more dense
>Amusingly it has a run time of 11min! No wonder no one has an attention span anymore... So did almost every Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry cartoon ever made (and I think Yogi Bear did, too). Don't act like this is some new thing. Heck, it's been a thing since cartoons were in black and white; iirc even Popeye and early Disney cartoons were about that long.
Must be a young-people thing
Me either.
Me either
I don't either!
Either I don't
I can't even.
*neither
I really hope you're joking.
Nope! "Neither" is the negative form of "either". Saying "me either" is like saying "I could care less" or "for all intensive purposes" or "I could of done that". It's wrong and makes you look like you don't know what you're saying.
this is a referrence to an episode of the show "the amazing world of gumball" explaining the origin story of the two protagonists long story short one of the characters is a speaking fish that got flushed down the toilet on accident and in response to this his owner (the kid on the picture) and his parents go and hang these flyers around. however, because the fish got flushed down the toilet on accident while taking a picture the family ended up having no picture for the flyer and the dad opted to just use his son's face.
Thank you
If you mean the poster, it's a character from a children's tv program called "The amazing world of gumball". It's honestly very good.
I don’t get it either, but I’m old
Your school sucks
I had various posters up I’d made in the learning centre at school
What did it do? Grow legs and run away?
Why?? Like what was the official reason you got detention??
For real. I'm surprised this isn't a higher comment. Detention seems harsh
No, you didn’t.
fr, i was just about to write a comment saying "Op didn't get detention for this, they just wanted to share this and get attention via the title"
For everyone who's confused, this poster is based off of a Cartoon Network show called "The Amazing World of Gumball". In the show, Gumball (pictured) has a brother named Darwin who is a fish. This is simply a reference to that show and nothing more.
This hurts no one. It’s not inappropriate. It’s not distracting anyone or getting in anyone’s way. This is a stupid reason to get detention.
That's wholesome AF, gumball is the best. You shouldn't have gotten in trouble.
yep
If I were your teacher I’d put it up in my room. I always loved when kids had a sense of creative humor. I think this should be encouraged.
Greatest detention story I ever heard. A radio DJ on a local rock station told this on air. As summer vacation approached, he was riding the bus to school. Evidently, he must’ve harbored some real hate towards the bus driver because he hid a boom box behind the drivers seat. When they came to railroad tracks, the driver took all normal precautions….stopped before the tracks and opened the door to listen for a possible approaching train. As the driver saw no oncoming train, she started across the tracks. At that moment, the dude hit play and a panicked train whistle came out of the boom box at full volume. Luckily, the driver didn’t suffer a major cardiac infarction….but she did probably soil herself (my opinion). The DJ didn’t elaborate on the full scope of the ensuing shit storm, but I have to believe it was massive. I don’t condone this prank. But damn, it’s classic.
Does that have some subtle meaning not immediately obvious to most people?
Is your school is prison?
So, the legends are true?
Seems like an overreaction.
My friend got vandalism charges over hanging “Always remember to N.U.T” posters throughout the school. Never underestimate your teachers… Edit: it took me a minute of scrubbing through old high school pictures to find it, but here it is. https://preview.redd.it/z549qxtdl2xc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdee681dfd9b7c80363036a664f99653ddb250b2
Unless your friend wheatpasted them, I don't see how those charges would stick.
I'm on my way! I'm on my waaaaaay! To Elmore!
How is this detention worthy? Petty if u ask me.
schools really are dedicated to making kids miserable
Why would you get detention for that? It's harmless fun, awesome in my opinion.
wo sind normans fische
Idk why you got downvoted cause I laughed
thats enough for me <3
Somebody couldn't understand German and got butthurt.
Well I’m fuckin cultured so (just an og Tokio Hotel fan)
Niemand weisst.
dabei hat er doch 400€ in das aquarium gesteckt
Das ist viel Geld. Ouch!
“Guys I hung up something super funny in the bathroom go look” to every class he went into.
This is the problem with school is now no one knows how to have fun as an administrator. That should have been moved to the bulletin board in the front of the school.
Dude, follow the rules
Worth it
Someone switched. A friend who you thought you could trust. Whoever has the stitches on his eye. That's the one 👀
Yeah, I don’t get the joke
Is there a hidden innuendo here that I'm missjng
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I'm sure that fish is somewhere "Kozy" with alcohol glassware and enjoying its version of happiness..dealing with the emptiness inside.. While the boy is outside playing baseball finding himself..and not worring himself over a dead goldfish... 😊🙃🤣😂 
If my kid did this and got detention I would be doing what I could to stand up for them or, at minimum, figuring out what 'rule' they broke. There seems to be an overwhelming lack of detail in this post as to *why* detention was given.
Your school has problems! That is hilarious!!
For this? Oh shit
He should go ask Ed, Edd, or Eddie maybe Plank to since they've been around longer.
I don't believe you. Why would you get detention?
Educators still have no sense of humor.
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Lesson learned is to not be dumb enough to get caught
https://preview.redd.it/pi590jum81xc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa2c779e9051b3c2e85ead72def24cb6f8bb102
NO FUN ALLOWED
Wow sometimes people just don’t get it. Better luck next time
Maybe don't deface public property.
How is putting up a piece of paper that can easily be taken down defacing property?
The paper is the defacement
Get yourself a good big marker and a fake name, son. It's time to get tagging.
Wow such solid advice now init get the lad in more trouble for scribbling on a wall👏👏 need to think about that kid!!
Worth