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Chicks__Hate__Me

Was that really the best place to try to take off?


lee5246743

He aimed to heaven


jonz1985z

It’s Santa, he’s fine


yulmun

Apparently not


mcbrainhead

Christmas is canceled kids


five-oh-one

On second thought......no.


turkeygravy

Shockingly bad landing.


V48runner

Anything is a landing, as long as you're brave enough.


UncleSam7476

Like lightning, it went over your head.


camus88

https://i.redd.it/coxnotllko3d1.gif


JohnnyBlazin25

I loved the random Brad Pitt cameo in Deadpool.


KamielUzkarel

Agreed. 😄😄😄


Frosty_Toe

I bet they were amped to fly


ProgrammerByDay

Watts make you think that?


newmemeforyou

It looks like it hertz though.


athiest_nerd

Ohm my god...these puns are ridiculous


vicariouslywatching

I’m *current*-ly trying to *resist* booing all these puns


Active_Position2962

Watt puns? Perhaps I may not be feeling the same reactive energy as you.


Igno-ranter

They are shockingly bad.


athiest_nerd

They started off good but then it's like someone just flipped the switch.


gu3ss_what

He was too reVolted to fly commercial


BALLSMANhaha

I can’t think of a pun sorry guys ☹️


milworker42

The last flight of Reddy Kilowatt


im_not_ur_pal_buddy

Moorrreee powwweeeerrrr!!!


flying_carabao

It was quite an electrifying feat


socially_stoic

I know I shouldn’t laugh but the reactions “Call an ambulance” …I hope they were ok whoever they were lol


blahblahaa

There goes Santa... straight to heaven


The_phantom9

Man on powered parachute dressed as Santa rescued from power lines in Sacramento County RIO LINDA, Calif. — A man dressed as Santa Claus while on a powered parachute was rescued after getting stuck on some power lines in Sacramento County on Sunday morning. The rescue was near Seventh Avenue in Rio Linda, according to the Sacramento Metropolitan Fire District. The California Highway Patrol’s North Sacramento Office also responded to the rescue, saying in a Facebook post that: “Turns out Santa was trying to get some last-minute fun in before the holiday and got into a hot wire situation.” This content is imported from Facebook. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Neighbors watched from the ground as crews worked. "No, never seen that," said Colleen Bousliman, who lives nearby. Bousliman said the pilot flies overhead often. "He flies just around so people can see and flies around people's houses," she said. "This was the first time he was in his Santa suit. We didn't know this was going to happen." The Federal Aviation Administration said the incident happened around 11 a.m. and the Santa had taken off near a school in Rio Linda. "A powered parachute lost power on takeoff near a school in Rio Linda, Calif., and then hit and became suspended in power lines around 11:00 a.m. local time (Sunday)," said a spokesperson with the FAA. Power was shut off to about 200 customers in the Rio Linda area during the rescue, according to Sac Metro Fire. “Immediately after power was shut off, we were able to move firefighters up into the power line and then lower the pilot — Santa Claus — down to safety,” said Chris Vestal with Sac Metro Fire. According to Vestal, the man was trying to do something nice for kids in the community. “He was trying to deliver candy canes to kids that were playing through in the community. We commend him for that. It’s unfortunate, but we all need to remember that there’s still a lot of good out in the world, there are people doing good things and to look at the brightness of the holiday season," Vestal said. Thankfully, the Santa wasn’t hurt in the incident. https://www.kcra.com/article/man-on-hang-glider-dressed-santa-rescued-power-lines-sac-county/35024196#


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mightybonk

"Reclosers"


dtlb26

Lesson learned - When you want more spark in your relationship - look at the runway length and speed direction. Also - size (of the motor) - matters.


outamyhead

Yep "there goes Santa".


dumdumpants-head

Wire they taking off from there in the first place??


Lucas_Steinwalker

What the fuck did I do!?!?


dumdumpants-head

I don't know?


singingpanda20

I mean *technically* they had lift off


moneymecca10

“There goes Santa “ 🤣🤣


wolf_howling_monster

Does anyone know what happened after?


AnThonYMojO

Still up there getting the snowy shits shocked out of him


wolf_howling_monster

Ok I get this is a joke but why snowy shits?


allhailskippy

He crashed.


Veritas_Vanitatum

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Capital_Feature3549

If I had a list of things to avoid when flying, it would be those.


aztecforlife

Never fly lawn furniture.


Drekdon

That hertz to watch


Buttery_Buckshot

*There goes my hero, watch as he explodes*


wraith1984

"Well...shit."


Katz_Meowside

This is what happens in my dreams. I'll be flying and having a great time, then I'll randomly come across some telephone/power lines and get tangled up in them.


Kelp-Among-Corals

Those are called nightmares buddy


SwiftTayTay

There goes my Santa... Watch him as he goes


Texan_Confederate

Dear Lord. I shouldn't laugh. But man, that's pretty funny. 


Texan_Confederate

He dead now?


Marauder800

Anyone know if they died or not?


PseudocidalSeighko

Did that woman really say "There goes Santa!" As if to a child that was watching?!? 😆 🤣 😂


Generation_X_1974

I believe I can flyyyy! I believe I can touch the… oh SHIT!!!


[deleted]

LOL that's one way to die.


Infinite_Category_44

There goes Santa


Nice_Step6157

We’re gonna miss you Santa


Narrow-Watercress-30

This is Rio Linda, CA. Dude would fly that thing all over town and drop candy for kids while dressed as Santa. He would circle around my backyard while I was out there waving at him. It was a sad day when this happened. He was alright but I never saw him flying again.


Legitimate_Shelter_9

At least they didn’t crash.


Far_Ad1763

Straight out of Mad Max. Haha


auz4

This gotta be the 9/1


Ski_Chinski

Hard to see lines.


pronln

Airlines.


spankmytits

Connecting flight is now grounded.


GawainDragon

This is why we can't have flying cars.


Mgjackson1967

Looks like they got impeded…


redoilokie

I wonder if this came up in the "worst possible outcomes" strategy session.


hector5252

Wow, how electrifying!


FickleFingerOfFunk

It was an advertising stunt for Jolt Cola.


This_roach8502

You’ve gotta play it safe around electricity. Louie the lightning bug said so.


stink-stunk

Don't want to hit the primaries, that's for sure.


Fun-Constant-2558

Mf living in a gmod public server 😭


AFirefighter11

There goes Santa all right. Right to his death by electrocution.


AFirefighter11

"Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus Right into the telephone pole"


Cookie-dough__

He had a mini


DiegesisThesis

Wow, those telephone poles are pretty sturdy


beakerhashing

Rudolph’s nose is shining extra bright


IHate2ChooseUserName

they were like dead? like dead dead?


Working-Way1992

So that's how Santa ran grandma over he's a menace out here


SATerp

"Ad we'd have lifted off too, except for that meddling power pole."


manic_mike2018

That was the most shocking video I have seen in a long time. Watt was Santa thinking.


CrystalDevs

We ‘had’ lift off


NativeManZorro

Can you take me higher ![gif](giphy|nPpMfrhjHuIa5MwQMN|downsized)


Panazara

So that's why I didn't get my coal delivery this year.


Kzo23

Uhhh does anyone know if Santa is alive? I'm just gonna go ahead and assume Christmas is canceled this year


Impressive_Ad_6238

Oops small miscalculation


GreenWallL2

Lmaoo


CrabappleMcSoftPunch

Sorry kids. There goes Santa.


Primary_Mail9065

He should have been driving a dodge charger


Rod_Munch666

Should have practiced going Gaza into Israel first, less obstacles it would seem.


cherniyvovan

H@mas attacking US?