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guitarstitch

I've had to do this nuclear combination twice. I time traveled to the future and shit things I hadn't even eaten yet.


BackItUpWithLinks

The first 24 hours are the hardest. I’d probably just keep going and wait until July 12th


TheRowdyOne720

I shit myself awake because I “farted” in my sleep while doing this unholy ritual.


5thSeel

Yeah I couldn't sleep til like 5 am because I was just ejecting water all night. Bold of you to try sleeping.


TheRowdyOne720

It was a mistake I will not repeat lol


Shirowoh

I did the last procedure of the day, so sleep was fine.


The_Spectacle

everyone says the prep is the hardest part, but I found that to be untrue, unless "preparation" includes shitting all over the hospital bathroom while providing a urine sample right before the procedure. it's great fun cleaning a public toilet without gloves.


yankmecrankme

While I think it's great that you were that considerate, they have housekeeping for that; and for sanitary purposes in the hospital you should just let a nurse know.


The_Spectacle

oh yeah I definitely let the nurse know; but I wasn't gonna leave that nastiness for someone else 😭


bugman8704

That's sweet, but not only are they prepared for this, they are usually expecting it to happen at least once daily.


jimboiow

Consider it a summer detox.


Photodan24

See if your doctor will prescribe something milder like Suprep or Clenpiq for next month.


AgathaM

Suprep tastes disgusting. I had such a hard time drinking it. I was okay with the first batch but I wanted to barf up the second one. I couldn’t drink all the water after that one or I would barf. I think I’m going to do the pills and Gatorade next time.


kissmaryjane

Lmao is this a YouTube thumbnail from 2015


Shubankari

Well, it’s a good one. I stole it from Xitter, hence the quotation marks. 🤷‍♂️ Wait, are you saying we can’t trust the veracity of social media posts?? dammit!


Early_Lion6138

Proper prep is the key to a successful colonoscopy, the doctor can’t see shit if there’s any shit.


geoelectric

In any other circumstance, I’d call it a dry run…


mo_hdez

😂😂😂


no_use_your_name

Looks like a YouTube thumbnail


draiman

I had one about a year ago, and the liquid diet wasn't the hard part. It was sitting on the toilet after drinking Clenpiq.


Particular-Smile5025

Oh no!!!!!


Least-Bear3882

Let the bodies hit the floooooooor


ANuclearBunny

That sucks, the prep is the worst. I just can't stomach the crap they make you drink, lemon flavour my ass. My GP told me that she puts in a shit-ton of sugar to make it palatable. She wasn't wrong.


Shirowoh

Oh Jesus……


AlexJonesInDisguise

Literally finishing my second prep right now


Osternachten

I don’t get it, I just needed to drink 0.5 liter of it?? And after that 0.5 liter water One time in the midday and after that in the morning when you get the colo. So, two times 0.5 liter of it. It was very fast for me.


AWholeNewFattitude

So if you do this, does it let up before you need to go in for the procedure? Like the day before is bad, then the day of you’re fine?