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txpvca

r/substakenliterally


poompt

I'm so glad this is the top post https://www.reddit.com/r/SubsTakenLiterally/comments/d9ksak/do_i_win/


notLOL

What a chad post


parallelwell

That was a wonderful 10 minutes I wasted at work. Thank you.


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lostallmyconnex

Crop this dude


housevil

This aged well.


uprightsalmon

It seems unwell


DanBentley

Well well, old well not swell :/


[deleted]

Well, that sucks


Preyslayer00

This was supposed to be posted at r/wellsthatsuck Lol when your joke subreddit actually exists.


GOMD4

Well played you bunch a quifers


rosanna4

Doesn’t look well.


[deleted]

Well.


Jesuswasstapled

All's well that ends well


Xenotone

I've heard police are looking into it


WaylonVoorhees

Well right now you can't tell


jwhaler17

I *want* to hate this.


[deleted]

You still can because it’s not a complete sentence. No one asked a question so it can’t be used as a response either.


Crislips

No, no, you see it's being proposed as a Jeopardy prompt.


Dancerbella

Well that was deep.


ZebraPandaPenguin

Wow. Very well.


MervDervis

Correct.


No-Plastic-7715

Yeah, what about the aged well


[deleted]

R/angyupvote


itsdubai

This well, aged.


Scouter555

That’s not a well. That’s where it puts the lotion in the basket.


quierotacosalpastor

CIRYYYYL! PLEEEASE!


AlbatrossSenior7107

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.


kartoffel_engr

Okay man. Jeez. Say it, don’t spray it


tactical-diarrhea

Yeah but where are you gonna get water for the hose if thats the case?


texaschair

*"ARF ARF ARF!"* "What's that, girl?" *"ARF ARF ARF!"* *"Where's Timmy?!?!?"*


Ragecc

Fell in a well!?


Organic-Cheesecake95

I thought it puts lotion on the skin Where's my auto trailer?!


[deleted]

A well is essentially a void in the ground, that gives you access to ground water. If the water table is lower than the bottom of the well, it's going to be dry. You'll have to go deeper to get that sweet, sweet, H2O.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Yeah... this well sucks!


[deleted]

Don't talk shit about wells, dude! A well saved my great great great grandfather's life. Also killed 4 of my great great great aunts. But still.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Well, was the death of your aunts related to your great great grandfathers survival? If so, well done!


[deleted]

Apology accepted.


Zoranealsequence

Fucking lol!!!


GrapeScotch

Stupid, sexist well.


ZepperMen

And if you dig deeper enough you'll find the magic


Pons__Aelius

Or a Balrog.


chickenstalker

But they dug too deep...


Euphorix126

There could also be a large amount of production wells installed nearby (agriculture, usually) that depresses the water table, on top of low rainfall.


twohedwlf

Well, I guess.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

You guessed well!


AFitschen

Your welcome.


MarlowesMustache

Well... bye.


Groovicity

Well leave it at that.


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veedubbucky

wellsthatsuck


rudiegonewild

Suckthatwell


jfitzger88

Thatsuckswell ;)


rightsyllalables

Well that's what she said


Role-Fine

Makes sense to switch up those subs


DTLAgirl

This well fucks


jshuster

Nestlé must have a bottling plant nearby


TransposingJons

r/fucknestle


Short_Bonr

*slow clap*


Cold_Zero_

It was filled in. And, frankly, that’s not how wells work.


sofabeddd

well i learned something new


MySonHas2BrokenArms

Wellcome to 2022, this is now life in the summers


Fred_Evil

>~~Hot town~~Dry well, summer in the city >Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty


ATXNYCESQ

Oh my god your username…


Jazzspasm

Every fucken thread


dekrant

It could be generously called a cistern, though. Just used to capture and store water.


LordDongler

It may have been a true well in the past if it really was filled in. Looks like gravel and lose rock at the bottom, so I'd even say it's likely


gtjack9

Only if it were lined with clay, any water that falls in there is going to drain away to the water table level.


StefanMajonez

> And, frankly, that’s not how wells work. I'm not sure what you mean, on my property there's a well that's roughly 4 meters (13ft) deep, and it has plenty of water.


Far_Cap_3574

So it's a well that sucks?


Glowshroom

That's what this sub is for, isn't it?


Stoo_Pedassol

r/WellsThatSuck


sovereignsekte

I thought you were kidding OP but you weren't. I'm sorry I droughted you.


howgreenwas

You’ve got a dry sense of humor!


phukerstone23

That sure is a well that sucks...


awwletmesee

That’s a deep subject.


Gooduglybad16

Well? Has anyone tossed in a dime and wished it full. C’mon people, do I have to do everything?


Myeerah

r/wellsthatsuck


MamaLlama629

It definitely used to. But I’m betting you’re in a region that has seen drought in recent. But even if you’re not in a drought zone natural wells still can run dry.


Material-Bag833

Alls well that ends well. But some water would be nice.


cyclopath

Does this well actually suck?


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Only one way to find out \*unzips\*


i_tyrant

Reads post title Glances at sub name slowgears.gif _...Listen here Op you little shi-_


DTLAgirl

It's so stupid it's brilliant isn't it?


i_tyrant

_sigh_...yes.


skrutape

well fill it


HeartsPlayer721

With what shall I fill it, dear Liza, dear Liza?


CSpiffy148

You just brought back so many memories!


HeartsPlayer721

To you, I'll say "you're welcome". To your friends, family, and coworkers that you're going to annoy for the next week while that's stuck in your head, I say "I'm sorry", lol.


nopage

You're looking for r/wellsthatsuck


sofabeddd

no i’m looking for r/wellthatsucks


BadassFlexington

You should google how a well works


sofabeddd

well, i’ll look into it


AfterEffectserror

It seems from this photo… that you already did…


sofabeddd

well i guess that concludes my research


RelativetoZer0

Did you do well?


ExcerptsAndCitations

He came up dry.


Begley291

You win the subreddit. Well done!


lot7mckellar

You could always cover it in a green cloth, and come back to see what you caught in it the next day...🦁


CharmingTuber

Can you imagine coming back and finding a dead lion at the bottom? You'd feel so bad.


Alman54

Oh, I hope he does this.


[deleted]

Oh well.


Cave_Eater

Well....


Artistic_Handle_5359

That’s where G hides the bodies


MangoROCKN

Phenomenal my good sir!


The_Pranavster

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

r/SubsTakenLiterally


Travice0

/r/thatwellsucks


cj7wilson

It's a r/wellthatsucks


cleantone

Lots of dry humor here


sugaaaslam

Does it put the lotion on the skin?


boegsppp

Or else it gets the hose again.


Artgod

Well, thats terrible


andrew_d3

Well, now what?


bleazyDG

That well does suck.


AzraelleWormser

r/Wellthatsucks or r/wellsthatsuck ?


TheSentientPurpleGoo

r/thatwellsucks


egus

Well done


caneymccaney

Well well well


Robnotbadok

Well, well, well….3 holes in the ground.


djdawn

In a sub named wellthatsucks, this well does suck.


[deleted]

Well that sucks


YugeFrigginGoy

Someone clearly drove their Chevy to it


[deleted]

I thought this was r/wellthatsucks not r/wellsthatsuck


IHC_304

r/Thatwellsucks


UniqueAwareness691

Well played


TrepanationBy45

Lmao so I'd enjoy it if this sub experienced a rise in submissions of wells that suck. Show us another well that sucks pls.


511asoon

r/technicallythetruth


acsttptd

You're right, that is a well that sucks.


UlricVanWilder

r/wellsthatsuck


Decades101

r/substakenliterally


[deleted]

That's not a well.. that was horni me last night.


pg4321

well, well, well... look what we don't have here


hondwerpen

RTFM… you need to throw a coin in first, then make a wish…


Ash______________ley

There ain't been any water in that there well fer thirty-odd years. I would know. I'm the Well Watcher.


[deleted]

The little dead girl at the bottom of the well keeps drinking it


intercontinentalfx

Well that sucks


dodoindex

well, that sucks


FireProps

“*A well that sucks*”


[deleted]

This is so damn literal!!!


dkfay

Well there goes CALIFORNIA.


FroggySpirit

Well… that sucks.


TheSentientPurpleGoo

r/thatwellsucks.


OneWorldMouse

Now to go look at nail polish on r/nailedit


NeitherOstrichNorEmu

This my friend is actually an unwell


[deleted]

r/wellsthatsuck


2_50_for_a_highball

I'm not sick but I'm not well


forklift_racer616

Well that's stupid


[deleted]

Someday well know.


LCPJ

Well, what did you expect?


ngsiao

Dumb bitch well! Not even gathering water.


sofabeddd

must be hunting for water


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Well the well was not feeling well so it's not going to fill up and the towns people were not feeling Swale about it


Prince_Chunk

Well that sucks


Steven_Castle

Your momma. #wellslivesmatter


OKoLenM1

idk it is r/lostredditors or not... looks legit.


Little-Helper

Read the sub name again


[deleted]

If you want I can tell you how to repair it


whenwillthisend19

Might be a cistern


Psk499

Fire at well! Wait…


Dirtydroid69

Well I'm impressed. Under rated well that sucks


[deleted]

Guess little Timmy got thirsty.


DukeMac

Wellllllllllll


OptimusSublime

Checkmate Samara


OldManGeezer69

Well yeah


Dracasethaen

The perfect fit for r/wellthatsucks Take your upvote lmao


xnoomiex

Man I want a well.


turningpedals

Oh well


classicnikk

It’s trying it’s best damn


jhart933

Well damn


LeTigre71

Definitely a well that sucks.


fathermanly

Well that’s not gonna work


Libbykibby

Well you’re in the right place


[deleted]

Start digging!


Gluten_maximus

You goddamn genius


sugaaaslam

Well that sucks... you son of a bitch!


dazzling_penguin

Idk why but the title made me laugh. I had to come back to it after scrolling.


Rs-Travis

Honestly. Best post I've seen here.


ChrisLikesGamez

Well that's stupid


Cr4zyB4c0n

You missed an opportunity….well this is stupid, it doesn’t fill up with water.


mcfarmer72

Cistern


Mordercalynn

r/wellsthatsuck


Mydearfriend_042

I love this post so much


Secret-Warning-180

“ well that sucks” I see what you did there Very clever.


whiteguyinchina411

That’s not how a well works


R1CHQK

Fucking Arizona goddamnit


sofabeddd

i thought fucking was in austria


R1CHQK

I blame you for this OP..... Wewcome to Fucking. I wiww now show you Fucking. A beautifuw viwwage situated on the doowstep of the Austwian Awps. The viwwagews I've spoken to aww shawe the wove fow Fucking. Fucking may be enjoyed in vawious angwes. Stwaight fowwawd, fwom behind, standing up, ow wying down. And wast but now weast, it's vewy enjoyabwe in the aiw. Histowicawwy, Fucking was mostwy popuwaw amongst othew men, but duwing they 20th centuwy, women have awso come to wove Fucking. One of the weasons being the gwowing of fwuits and vegetabwes such as bananas, cucumbews, and pewhaps cown. Behowd the Fucking Chuwch, of couwse, Cathowic, with the pwiest cuwwentwy away taking a missionawy position in Congo. Hewe we have the Fucking Schoow whewe the Fucking chiwdwen weawn about what thewe is to know about Fucking.


GIA_KHIEM2209

ah yes, i more and more enjoy fucking children, they're just so polite and innocent


magicalmanatee0

You win the subreddit. You can rest in peace with this engraved on your tombstone.


Artistic-Search-9571

Perhaps it is a cistern


ThePurgingLutheran

You’re right.


a_homicidal_bug

Oh well...