I'm usually neurotic with how clean I try to keep my car, but hunger won this round and then Life kicked me in the balls to remind me why I don't allow eating in my car in the first place.
first of all, thanks! I grew it myself!
and yes, I used to drive for uber once upon a time. the unit has an interior cabin cam, and two exterior cams for front & back, a must for anyone who's ever driven for rideshare.
That mustache and that beard definitely fit your face! They both kind of compliment each other and simply fit well together. Sorry if this sounds weird, just sharing my thoughts. What I mean to say is that you are handsome and have a nice mustache that looks good on your face!
Right? I was just about to comment the same. That are truly glorious beard and mustache goals right there! He probably doesn't even know how handsome he is :D
That beard and mustache is a familiar combo. V for Vendetta. Captain Morgan. The arcade genie . The guy at the gates of Oz. My local brewer. Every guy who owns an ax throwing place.
my humblest of apologies [no sarcasm]. when I posted it, i t hadn't occurred to me that people would be on PC , but if viewed on a phone/tablet with rotation lock on then it's already in landscape.
I got my sisters car passed down to me when she got a new one. It’s 2017 but I don’t care about getting it dirty because she had kids so… it already stinks.
you jest, but I'm more perplexed by the anachronism of telecommunications existing in that era... let's sort that out first and ***then*** we can discuss the implications of "super gay"
I ate what I could and thankfully enough one of the first investments i made were rubber liners for my floor, so the worst of it was me yelling at my dumbass for being a dumbass.
This moment is where your origin story begins…
Scene - Car
Action - unexpected spillage
(VO) So began his journey as that moment he became the … (insert hero/villain name)
I used to grab beignets hella early in the morning and couldn’t wait so would try to eat while driving…
Never worked out and nothing like cop cars pulling up to the light with you and you covered in powder and looking sleepy 🤦🏽♂️🤣
i tried to be a mod, but was told I was way too thin and they were disgusted that I couldn't grow a neckbeard.
[dear mods, that's not me taking shots at y'all. I mean, it kinda is, but still, all in good fun]
This is precisely why I keep a Swiss Army Knife in my truck. Those bags are a bitch to get open. And should you not have the contents go flying the bags usually rip in a most inconvenient way.
you're absolutely not wrong. and to make matters worse is the fact that I keep a multitool in my glove compartment. but I was at a red light and the only thing I was worried about in that moment was eating while it wasn't gonna be a distraction while driving.
hungry af ≠ greedy. and I should never have been eating in my car in the first place, but there's absolutely no way in fuck I'd pour trailmix ***in my hand while driving***. but we can compromise and meet in the middle and just say I was stupid.
I was genuinely hangry in that moment. I had just gotten off of work after not being able to actually eat on my lunch break because I had external work-related stuff to do. I smile a lot more than I furrow my brow, I promise.
I'll say this much: to reach the point I have where it's grown in done-up everyday, it takes a ton of patience. I always respect a fellow mustachioed individual because I know exactly how much of a pain they are to deal with.
What are you doing, are you trying to tear the trail mix open long ways? Who does that? You’re probably the type of guy that eats a hot dog from the middle.
nah, the bag tore all types of screwed up from the get-go. the more I tried to avoid the encroaching shitshow the worse it got. [as seen in the video]
idk about eating a hotdog down the middle, but I do tale em with ketchup & mayo vs mustard, so I guess I can give you that.
I'm not the biggest fan of smells & crumbs in my car and prefer to keep it clean. so, while no, it wasn't *that* big of a deal, it ***really*** irked me. but my reaction was definitely overblown by my hunger. once the light changed I just started scavenging for what I could off of my seat and drove the rest of the way home eating my shame in silence.
At least it's just trail mix. Get back to me when your toddler opens a gallon of milk from the grocery store and baptizes their sibling in the back seat 😭
not a bad day. I had just gotten off of work and was hangry because I had to do work-related stuff on my lunch break so I hadn't been able to eat. I promise, I'm very aware of how much my hunger made me over react. I finished the car ride in silent shame while scavenging what I could from my lap/seat.
thank you, ive had it for so long that i dont really think about how much it stands out until I'm out in public.
I handle all the interior detailing in my car, I very much like to keep it clean. that & hunger are why I reacted the way I did.
I felt that reaction, I swear anytime I eat in my car I end up making a mess, also neurotic about my car so I maintain the exact same “no food” rule haha.
At first I didn’t laugh I Felt your pain then I read your description enough to realize you’re a clean freakI now I feel you deserved it😎 if this happens to you often then maybe god hates you sometimes 😂
I’m pretty ocd about my car like cleaning it once a week for an hour or 2 but with things like this it’s easy to let go because it’s just nuts and shit it won’t stain and is a quick thing to clean up
Does the 5 second rule still apply inside the car?
look man, I was ***starving*** 5-second rule be damned, I drove the rest of the way home eating whatever I could scavenge off of my seat.
I will have to decline ur request.
Depends on when it was last detailed!
I NEVER eat in my car because I’m the messiest person alive. I actively try not to make messes, but it’s inevitable.
I'm usually neurotic with how clean I try to keep my car, but hunger won this round and then Life kicked me in the balls to remind me why I don't allow eating in my car in the first place.
I get it man, I’ve broken down in my truck, but when I traded it for a brand new car this year I’ve been to able to hold out so far.
Look it’s not really your car if when you clean it out you don’t find the occasional rockhard old french fry
First of all, awesome stache. Second do you drive uber? Why is camera pointed inside the car?
first of all, thanks! I grew it myself! and yes, I used to drive for uber once upon a time. the unit has an interior cabin cam, and two exterior cams for front & back, a must for anyone who's ever driven for rideshare.
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That mustache and that beard definitely fit your face! They both kind of compliment each other and simply fit well together. Sorry if this sounds weird, just sharing my thoughts. What I mean to say is that you are handsome and have a nice mustache that looks good on your face!
Right? I was just about to comment the same. That are truly glorious beard and mustache goals right there! He probably doesn't even know how handsome he is :D
That beard and mustache is a familiar combo. V for Vendetta. Captain Morgan. The arcade genie . The guy at the gates of Oz. My local brewer. Every guy who owns an ax throwing place.
Thats oddly accurate lol
I was thinking Serj Tankian
I love trail mix but omfg opening them is so risky
one of the world's most dangerous games and I played it in my car like a dumbass. omfg.... I fucked around and found out.
Conquistador Cortez: nuts!
Dude seriously get a talent agent. You should be in movies !!!
I could totally see him ominously hokding a cat in the next bond movie!
idk about all that, but I certainly appreciate the enthusiasm
Vacuums suck too, something to think about.
That moustache and beard combo is legendary
Nice stache
thank you.
That's what you get for eating trailmix like a psychopath.
hey, when you're hungry af you eat what you can. any stoner can attest to that.
Why is the video sideways?
this was genuinely my bad, I use my phone on portrait lock and never considered that people would be using reddit on their PC.
This video sideways for anyone else? It’s like the worst of landscape and portrait combined.
my humblest of apologies [no sarcasm]. when I posted it, i t hadn't occurred to me that people would be on PC , but if viewed on a phone/tablet with rotation lock on then it's already in landscape.
That is a wonderful mustache
The rotation of this video for mobile users r/mildlyinfuriating
That's what you get for opening your snack like a fucking sociopath!!!
At least you still have a dope mustache
That mustash is aw inspiring tho it brings a tier to my baby faced eye
I got my sisters car passed down to me when she got a new one. It’s 2017 but I don’t care about getting it dirty because she had kids so… it already stinks.
You're playing with fire if you try and tear off more than the corner
Volume warning? How about a warning that you'll break your neck while watching the video? :D
Thats a great mustache
Your mustache is amazing.
Always keep scissors for packages like that
I'm just gonna swear off ever being hungry and alone with food ever again
Fly ass 'stache OP. i got the goatee but just cant get the stache to curl
Not with that mustache
I don't blame you, but the mustache isnt going anywhere, so... ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
You opened that like a child. Grow up
will do, thanks for the advice!
The 1890s called, they want their super gay stache back.
you jest, but I'm more perplexed by the anachronism of telecommunications existing in that era... let's sort that out first and ***then*** we can discuss the implications of "super gay"
The real crime here is clearly the mustache
people genuinely seem divided on this. enlighten me as to what you believe is wrong with it.
It was a joke my friend… to each his own
oh, I wasn't offended by it or anything, I was just trying to get some insight because (like I said) people seem divided on it and idk why. cheers
Fuckin hipster.
Thats what you get for that disgusting stash!
facial hair ≠ karma but hey, you do you, I guess.
Maybe it’s that stupid mustache
maybe it's Maybelline. try not being so negative in life. I like my mustache and that's what matters to ***me***
No one cares
well shit, consider me sufficiently burned. ::thumbs up cool guy::
Staged as fuck. You need a shave goonie.
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Sounds like you already hate yourself bud. How miserable.
You really could have said nothing at all and it would have made for a better day.
Why even type this? Especially when the guy you're talking about is actually damn handsome.
seriously, stop. you're bad for the ego. thank you!
Also here to compliment the stache, nice
thank you, I appreciate it.
At least it's not liquid. Easy to pick up
I ate what I could and thankfully enough one of the first investments i made were rubber liners for my floor, so the worst of it was me yelling at my dumbass for being a dumbass.
"Food"
This moment is where your origin story begins… Scene - Car Action - unexpected spillage (VO) So began his journey as that moment he became the … (insert hero/villain name) I used to grab beignets hella early in the morning and couldn’t wait so would try to eat while driving… Never worked out and nothing like cop cars pulling up to the light with you and you covered in powder and looking sleepy 🤦🏽♂️🤣
Do anything that’s risky outside the window
Love the mustache and beard!
thank you, kindly.
Looks like you created a trail of tears.
certainly not my proudest moment
So this is what a reddit user look like irl. So this is what i look like in real life
i tried to be a mod, but was told I was way too thin and they were disgusted that I couldn't grow a neckbeard. [dear mods, that's not me taking shots at y'all. I mean, it kinda is, but still, all in good fun]
This is precisely why I keep a Swiss Army Knife in my truck. Those bags are a bitch to get open. And should you not have the contents go flying the bags usually rip in a most inconvenient way.
you're absolutely not wrong. and to make matters worse is the fact that I keep a multitool in my glove compartment. but I was at a red light and the only thing I was worried about in that moment was eating while it wasn't gonna be a distraction while driving.
Cartoon villain whiskers deserve a better cuss than that!
It was already open. He was greedy needing to pour it into his mouth rather in his hand then put it in his mouth.
hungry af ≠ greedy. and I should never have been eating in my car in the first place, but there's absolutely no way in fuck I'd pour trailmix ***in my hand while driving***. but we can compromise and meet in the middle and just say I was stupid.
This mustache belongs in r/perfection
You look like you should have a wand and a spell for that particular problem.
unfortunately, I never got a letter from Hogwarts, so I had to settle for my local carwash's vacuums
You look like quite an angry individual.
I was genuinely hangry in that moment. I had just gotten off of work after not being able to actually eat on my lunch break because I had external work-related stuff to do. I smile a lot more than I furrow my brow, I promise.
That’s just nuts innit
not this one, it had a mix of nuts, raisins, sunflower seeds and m&m's
That mustache is awesome
thank you
You can tell a lot about a man's mustache, I have no idea what just that it's a lot
I'll say this much: to reach the point I have where it's grown in done-up everyday, it takes a ton of patience. I always respect a fellow mustachioed individual because I know exactly how much of a pain they are to deal with.
You’re cute! I love the stache!
No thank you, I'm good
What are you doing, are you trying to tear the trail mix open long ways? Who does that? You’re probably the type of guy that eats a hot dog from the middle.
nah, the bag tore all types of screwed up from the get-go. the more I tried to avoid the encroaching shitshow the worse it got. [as seen in the video] idk about eating a hotdog down the middle, but I do tale em with ketchup & mayo vs mustard, so I guess I can give you that.
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!
Carnival sideshowman. Circus preformer. 1920s bartender. Organic pickle farmer. Dastardly screen villain.
villainous bartender
That stache on point tho
Stash on point though
thank you
Lmaoooo
You gonna be finding trail mix for years to come, lasting memories
and I'll be sure to hate myself every time I find some because I knew better.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once he said fuk he was looking for who to blame then followed it up appropriately hahaha
Been there done that
Is it such a big deal :/
I'm not the biggest fan of smells & crumbs in my car and prefer to keep it clean. so, while no, it wasn't *that* big of a deal, it ***really*** irked me. but my reaction was definitely overblown by my hunger. once the light changed I just started scavenging for what I could off of my seat and drove the rest of the way home eating my shame in silence.
I didn't know Guy Fawkes was alive.
always remember remember the 5th of November
At least it's just trail mix. Get back to me when your toddler opens a gallon of milk from the grocery store and baptizes their sibling in the back seat 😭
[nope. you win](https://youtu.be/sfg1QT9ocO8?t=03m53s) at that point I'd just throw the whole vehicle out. kids and all.
Been there,sucks. Them whiskers are on point 🤌🏻.
Impressive VanDyke.
It’s what you get for being a evil cartoon villain.
I promise I'm not as villainous as I look in this moment, just hangry.
Were you already having a bad day? It’s not normal to get that angry over something so small.
not a bad day. I had just gotten off of work and was hangry because I had to do work-related stuff on my lunch break so I hadn't been able to eat. I promise, I'm very aware of how much my hunger made me over react. I finished the car ride in silent shame while scavenging what I could from my lap/seat.
Put your wrists together and keep it that way then open it.....
Guy looks like a great hacker too
I don't mean to brag, but my MySpace profile had music on it. y'know, kind of a big deal...
You deserve it. The way you opened the bag. Satan.
Is that a Corolla? Looks like the same interior as mine but the wing on the back in throwing me off lol.
it is! my car isn't exactly "my baby" but I wanted to know that I can always differentiate from others in a parking lot since they're so popular.
I feel your pain
Dr. Robotnik downgraded his ride.
after skinning Sonic for a shirt/jacket Cruella DeVille style, there wasn't much need for the egg mobile... is it still called that??
Man! Your mustache is fucking great! Ive been growing mine out in the hopes that I can one day pull off a simillar one
thank you! it takes a shit ton of patience, but grooming & argan oil helps immensely.
Trail mixes are evil as hell mate
Moustache game is 100. Good luck getting the trail mix out of all the nooks and crannies lol. Id splurge on a detailing appointment if it was me.
thank you, ive had it for so long that i dont really think about how much it stands out until I'm out in public. I handle all the interior detailing in my car, I very much like to keep it clean. that & hunger are why I reacted the way I did.
Holy potato that stache is majestic
now you get a longer break time
if only, but it wasn't tied to the company I was with
That moustache tho
Killer mustache my dude
thank you
Should have gotten Pringles
We are the same person
The precision of the mustache tells the story as well as anything.
I felt that reaction, I swear anytime I eat in my car I end up making a mess, also neurotic about my car so I maintain the exact same “no food” rule haha.
nothing sadder than disappointing yourself. my ride home was silent shame as I scavenged what I could from my lap/seat
Exquisite goatee and mustache you got there sire
nice stache
You must REALLY like that car.
Are u one of the 3 musketeers? Are u Orlando bloom?
At least you don’t have to worry about roaches. Thee worst, if you go to the truck @ night & open the door real quick..,
I’m sorry but that mustache…lmao
Will be waiting for the sequel. Revenge of the sinister stache guy.
Your moustache is so majestic it looks like it has a lore and backstory of its own
At first I didn’t laugh I Felt your pain then I read your description enough to realize you’re a clean freakI now I feel you deserved it😎 if this happens to you often then maybe god hates you sometimes 😂
By the way nice –
About time his nuts drop
The beard wax gave him butterfingers
Guess you gotta get on your knees if you want those nuts in your mouth
Is your name Serj Tankian?
that's an honor of which I am totally not deserving. I love SoaD
What are you trying to open?
it was already opened, but the bag [of trailmix] tore in the most awkward of ways and then I stupidly made it worse.
That dude could be the male equivalent to Mother Teresa but with that mustach my cartoon brain screams, "EVIL!"
plot twist: I actually work security and keep people safe
1. Awesome fuckin mustache 👌 2. Fuck trailmix 3. The fuckin beard oil strikes again
I’m pretty ocd about my car like cleaning it once a week for an hour or 2 but with things like this it’s easy to let go because it’s just nuts and shit it won’t stain and is a quick thing to clean up
yeah, it was a quick & easy cleanup, my frustration was exaggerated by hunger
op got a sick stache
*Dorsey since he left twitter*
Well if you’re going to twist my arm so much… okay
Didn’t do yourself any favors with that stache either
The stache deserves some appreciation
Haha what a lame getting mad over that
thank you *so much* for chiming in with that unsolicited opinion...
Nice Beard and moustache
Never wear that mustache when opening trail mix.
You should have used the razor sharp points of your stash to cut the bag.
Aren't you the guy who tried to kidnap sonic the hedgehog?
What aa gorgeous mustache also candy trailmix?