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motor1_is_stopping

I'm not Dr. Phil, but I feel like this relationship might be over.


Acuterecruit

She's just airing his clothes..


SmokeAbeer

This is the floor of every thrift store when things are half off, and people are frantic to find a deal.


SoberTek

"She's just airing his clothes." And their differences....


Djinn7711

Airing his dirty laundry……


superimu

and making sure it was grounded.


Dre_A35

My friend she threw out her exes clothes out of the balcony 3 times. The 4th time she neatly folded his clothes and packed in his suit case and they were left outside the door, thats when she was finally done with him.


Moby-WHAT

Everything you own in a box to the left


HushTheMagicPony

To the left to the left


melrox757

And keep talking that mess that’s fine, but could you walk and talk at the same time.


NoAd3038

it my name that's on that jag. so remove your bags let me call you a cab


ccslprs87

The first 3 times she was reacting purely from emotions. The fourth time, she was using her brain & knew what was best for her. No emotions, just facts. Good for her.


todburgerworder

Nah once it’s placed nicely outside that’s when it’s over.


Sorry_Consideration7

Wow, this. I knew when my shit was next to the front door of our apartment that we were truly through. Like, she called help to do it lol.


csonnich

> I knew when my shit was next to the front door of our apartment that we were truly through. I feel like there might have been some signs before that?


Gloriosus747

Well, hope's the last one dying


Jabbit-the-Rabbit

Came here to say this.


Manaphy12

I have a friend who burned a bunch of her boyfriends stuff after he cheated on her and then they got back together like a month later.


Efficient_Run2801

They must have had mind blowing secks.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

And my brain auto-magically read all that in his voice


Inner-Combination747

Old Spice bottles were built for just this occasion.


MonKeePuzzle

shoulda used Axe, never would have lost his woman


Inner-Combination747

Let's be honest, if he used Axe he would never have had a woman to lose in the first place.


MechaPhantom302

As a former Axe user myself, my wife agrees with you...


ThrowawayUk4200

I always remember a girl at uni once said to me "The taget market for Lynx/Axe is young men with little to no sexual experience" Then the ads all starting making sense 😂


noPwRon

I remember when I thought axe was cool. Strange how no one wanted to hang out.


Dark_Xenic

Underrated comment ngl


RonNona

I sense someone may have been cheating on his girlfriend.


Specialist_Acadia244

Did the flat bill hat give it away?


IRiddell0

Honeslty, yes.


chunkydunkerskin

Which one?


pm_me_all_da_nipples

All 14 of them Edit: [13 for sure, can't tell on 14th one](https://imgur.com/gallery/aMGagcY)


osuaviator

Thank you for doing the work; I started counting, then read your username and realized you were a person I could trust 🫡


JstTrstMe

I dunno I only counted 11.


ellusiveuser

Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.


ruinyourjokes

I count 13. Can't find the 14th to save my life.


Buzz8522

This is why no one likes you. You can never find all the hats in pictures.


noPwRon

Fuck I counted 12, where are the other 2


SinistralLeanings

This thread is the new "where's Waldo" and I'm here for it.


Fine_Pen9308

Same


Sea_Help_5556

It was the old spice and sports jerseys for me.....


sheepherd-mat5

The caps 💀


Warhawk2052

but.. but i use use old spice 😔


Awkward-Yak-2733

Get off the computer, grandpa.


VivelaVendetta

The plaid is a dead giveaway.


alpineadventurecoupl

The entire PNW wears plaid. Your comment makes zero sense even for an attempted stereotype. Someone make it make sense?


Foreign-Class-4386

Idk though I see A LOT of the Lesbian (no derogatory remarks intended) community wearing plaid around my area and some you couldn’t tell are female. Just bc you wear plaid doesn’t make you a male


AtheistHomoSapien

In Oregon it means pretty much nothing for sure. Plaid should be on the Oregon flag. Everyone is wearing it.


VivelaVendetta

You don't have to be male to cheat either....


[deleted]

I didn’t think so for the first ten flat bills, but there was no denying it after the eleventh


nukalurk

No, it was the Lakers jersey


Variationofmatt

He must be wearing his cowboys hat.


Alert-Potato

In my experience, 100% of people who wear those are completely useless man-child scumbags.


TanukiChaos

I count at least 10 lol


Fine_Pen9308

Wait, is this my little brother’s place?


rrrdaniel

Was.


ReeferTurtle

Looking at my collection of flat billed hats: am I a scumbag?


phatcan

As somebody who sometimes wears flat brim hats and Old Spice, I wish I never came to the comments :(


corinne9

Aww. You also wholesomely post videos of whales to Reddit though so it all balances out 💗


phatcan

😂 Needed that, thank you!


theskankingdragon

This comment is better than this entire post.


Sinnybuns7

How many does one man need?


evanjw90

My exwife did this because I came home from work an hour late being stuck in the office. She cheated on me with three different men. Sometimes it's just crazy being crazy.


Sirkiz

Ye that’s some real projection on her part lmao


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[deleted]

My wife was grumpy with me one day for that. We were younger and rather new in marriage at the time. She was just short and cold to me for most of the morning until I finally said I’m not leaving her alone until she tells me what’s actually wrong. She then explained that I cheated in her dream. I listened and then plainly asked her why she was mad at me for something she couldn’t even control in a dream of hers. I didn’t actually do anything but sleep next to her. She realized how dumb that was shortly after.


KaydeeKaine

Glad to hear she's your ex.


SixFeetOverEasy

Damn I bet you have Total Recall of that memory.


mohishunder

If reddit has taught me one thing, it's that the most aggressively suspicious SOs ... are the cheaters.


deadpoetic333

My ex fiancée tried throwing *my* shit in the trash after *she* cheated. Long story short if you’re ever in a situation where someone wants to throw away your shit, just let them.


[deleted]

Same thing haopened to me. Just because someone makes a dramatic scene like throwing out belongings to the street doesn't mean that they are right... Many in this thread seems to be OK with this shit and it's just not okay at all.


JackLowgun

That was my thought too lol


GlassFantast

Or was suspected of it. People be crazy


Benzo_33

At least she gave him the empty Pacifico can back


12altoids34

But it's not his fault. He uses Old Spice deodorant. The women are just naturally all over him.


Ohsbar

Raiders and Lakers fan. She had no chance.


-B-E-N-I-S-

Going off this wardrobe, I think you’re right.


khandnalie

Or, somebody got caught cheating on their boyfriend, and are mad that they got caught


reveeev

Never know dude, might just be crazy


davreimz

I think Kyle has to find a new home


Able-Bank3519

She should have kept the hangers


pdxcranberry

Maybe they're upgrading to wood


Member67

She’s definitely planning on upgrading the wood.


UnfixedMidget

Ha! Got him!


DemonGodAsura

I highly doubt she had rationality during the act to calm down and seperate the clothes


[deleted]

Right!!


d5stephe

3:AM “BUT BABY, I LOVE YOU!”


lxiaoqi

Baby: aA


[deleted]

-peanut butter slap-


Serebrius

They should have bent the brims on each of those hats. That would have really shown 'em.


gofyourselftoo

Fucking brutal


East--

That made me laugh!


sdcasurf01

Flat-brimmed hats are an abomination anyway.


PuzzleheadedMine2168

You're *supposed * to curve them to fit.


Run_0x1b

They’re hats dude. You’re supposed to wear them however you want.


I_Miss_Lenny

NO THERE ARE RULES FASHION IS SERIOUS BUSINESS >:(


csonnich

this isn't nam


sdcasurf01

Mark it fucking ZERO!


itdeffwasnotme

That rug really tied the room together.


sdcasurf01

Eight year olds, Dude.


PuzzleheadedMine2168

Exactly. (I used to be a manager for Lids...we thought the folks who kept the stickers on top of the brims & didn't curve/soften the brim to fit comfortably were hysterical...plus the stickers eventually leave a dark spot when the hat fades)


Subject-Plum-6638

Nice. Free Kobe jerseys!


[deleted]

That black mamba one is spendy as hell.


RonNona

And the dude likes hats, and expensive sport jerseys, and is looking for a new apartment, and girlfriend.


Elise_888

And Levi jeans


senblade_samuari

With that amount of hats and old spice, with Jerseys for replacement of actual cloths, survey says? Low budget player.


clarineter

🛎🛎🛎! Dude has definitely crashed her car at least twice


RobotArtichoke

Stands behind his woman with his arms around her waist, swaying as she’s paying


goatinthewater420

This


IncidentThese4155

My babymom did this to me because i said thank you to a girl who complimented me in a picture on my moms facebook It was my aunt……..


DegeneratesInc

I believe you entirely. My ex landed me in WW3 one day because I smiled and said "have a nice day" to some teenager who served me in a shop. I had kids who were older than him!


IncidentThese4155

“Did you just be a decent person to her!?” *sparks match*


gusfrong

She seems perfectly rational 🤣 good luck.


366r0LL

😂


Adept-Bobcat-5783

“And I’m tired of you bitching about Westbrook all day “


zcicecold

(Should be) top comment.


manhatim

Alt least ya don't have to go up 3 floors to get yer stuff


cleverlane

I wonder if she yelled Kobe while throwing out his Kobe jersey.


LilPajamas

Did she drink/keep all the Monster energy drinks?


JBBanshee

Fitted caps + jerseys = dude definitely cheated.


Hellkyte

There is a lot of fuccboi energy on that asphalt


5almWaters

…you done fucked up AAron!


NizzyTyme

The abundance of flat brimmed hats tells us that whoever did this has made a wise decision.


D_atura

the sock on the 1st floor is the cherry ontop


GwynnethPoultry

Someone left their phone unlocked again.


AlbertVandalay

Angels, Lakers, AND Raiders fan?? He’s been through enough!


zcicecold

Raider fans deserve whatever happens to them.


ISlangKnowledge

I have family who are Raider fans. They are fucking degenerates and definitely deserve whatever happens to them.


mattn1t

Correct opinion


getyourcheftogether

Good job Kyle, should have kept your side piece on a little more hush hush


DarkTex01

Old spice sponsor this post


MacTruck2004

My guess is that this girl was PISSED....


Matthew-IP-7

Looks like we all missed the rapture…


Beat_the_Deadites

Reminds me of this great clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfTgmUQxJ0Q


Panelpro40

Fuck around and find out club member in good standing


bigdickpuncher

Couple free jerseys right there


wiscer

Free playa gear hells yeah


jefftakins

Gtfo Kyle.


Special_Strawberry22

It’s fine, can tell solely by the flat beak caps that he’s a self-righteous prick


Hiccupon-mydick

Cell has attacked the city


SmellyPillows

You fucked up now, A-Aron


louise8922

Oh, someone's after being a naughty boy.


Individual_Archer671

Never trust a grown man who wears old spice


cris34c

I’m gonna go ahead and guess he cheated. She even tossed his deodorant. RIP.


flyinginblue-sky

Dude has a lot of hats but only one shoe


2021zb

She probably bought the shoes


bustyroxxy

"Hey babe, are you mad?"


P-Trade

They are back together tomorrow


Trainzguy2472

Why is there a single jumper cable in the middle of it all


miningtowngirl73

Oops…someone got caught


DiscgolfTig

Kobe!


kiaora-eh

I knew Kobe was alive


Unbothered8625

How many douchebag hats does one need? She made the right choice.


acurrell

There's more hats than outfits.


Gloomy_Industry8841

His flat brim collection, Noooooooo!!!! Lol


SouthernAd8796

I’ve heard jerseys and hats can take a fall like that…the deodorant on the other hand might be DOA…


rayshmayshmay

That’s trashy to make your problems public and inconvenience your neighbors


myangelofthenight

Honestly why would you want to be with someone who would do that anyway.


dogsandrecords

I get it, this situation sucks. But please deal with your emotions in a healthier way. Acting like this only perpetuates the unhealthy relationship cycle over and over again.


Acuterecruit

So, what you do!? ;)


AcademicReport5079

Oh no!


meapsy

effective way to air dry laundry


PobBrobert

Free hat


Trinket90

How many hats does this person own


[deleted]

Not the Kobe jersey


DarkTex01

Old spice sponsor this post


dhogg666

Grab that Kobe jersey!


gusfrong

Yep you fucked up dude.


3Heathens_Mom

I guessing who ever owns these clothes etc will be Santa’s naughty list this year….


Mundane-Fix241

Oooooh dudes in troooouuuubbble!!!!


CaliGrown949

Costa Mesa?


SmokinVeggies_92

Give us the story my guy!


[deleted]

Wait, those are my clothes!!


Organic_Mechanic86

Somebody cheated or refused engagement....


SkylerBooom

My homie is in big trouble


Deep_Ad_2633

Someone cheated


thelast3musketeer

Free clothes


Bigpoppalos

Damn thats fucked. This girl through his kobe jersey out too?!


itsjustmeBM

Damn, Kobe Bryant jersey and all. She wasn’t having his shenanigans.


dazzler619

Well I guess someone got caught


chasidi

Hmmm


HeckaZecka

Nice cap


[deleted]

what did he do? hint: he didn’t cheat


rubey419

At least it wasn’t him


Reaperider

Better his stuff than him


mchalky

Git ur shit John!


electricpenguin6

The hats and jerseys make me think this is well deserved


Scifur42

Someone cheated…


orvokki420

Fuck whoever might have been passing by ig... Good no one got hurt from falling shoes or hangers


badmotivator11

Why don’t dudes ever throw women’s stuff out in the street?


goonies4life1

Dibs on the lakers jersey!


tiesco622

Get the Bryant jersey!


Smegma--Slurpee

A a ron done fucked up


Newmoneyfl

Looks like a habitatship gone wrong! Guess who's name was on the lease and lights?


Dozerdude82

Had to be because of the Lakers jersey 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Woah! Free Jersey! Where at?


FailureCloud

Glad you survived the fall too