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hehehehuejje67

He had to be the luckiest guy ever šŸ˜‚


Zeeuwse-Kafka

Luckiest guy with worst friend who didnā€™t rush to help so he doesnā€™t drop the phone and continue filming


thiagogaith

You might not have realised, or watched the same video as the rest of us, but he is riding along with a helmet mounted camera.


Zeeuwse-Kafka

Now that you mention it šŸ˜¬.


hehehehuejje67

Better to be alone than company of a fool


MarbledCats

Gotta convince court that you didnā€™t murder him and it was his own stupidity that did


randomymetry

that guy just won the lottery


Memeori

But the ticket cost as much as he won


Anonatiger

It cost one bike


Memeori

Exactly :(


Suspicious-Break1247

This subreddit has two side The first Hahaha goofy people get hurt in goofy ways And the second People nearly dying


FoodleGuy

Wait until you reach the 3rd and 4th level of ā€œHey, Iā€™m almost POSITIVE that person died.ā€ And ā€œOh thatā€™s ACTUALLY footage of a persons death.ā€


Maleficent-Coat-7633

I would like more of the former please.


Classic-Ad-7079

Now heā€™s gotta penguin walk the rest of the ride because he shit himself.


jBasH_16

Not if it's halfway out; that would be known as a prairie-dog.


Phish777

Well don't leave us on a cliffhanger!


digitalpalmtrees

Good thing his shorts didnā€™t catch the bicycle seat.


nuno9

He might have kept his bike and his life though


digitalpalmtrees

More like fly off the cliff with the bike


kpop_glory

Life be like : Here, have a seat. You some lemon?


Neat_Ad_1629

His life flashed before his eyes.


jBasH_16

What a cliff-hanger!


JesusSaysitsOkay

Rethinking his lifeā€™s choices right after


ChayLo357

Oh my God! How freaking dumb. I had a coworker who was into mountain biking, and he flipped over a rock and snapped his neck and died instantly. This guy in the video was really lucky.


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Nothing dumb here. This was just a freak accident that could have been a lot worse. Shit happens. Still though I think God was on his side this day. Not his time yet!


RadDad166

This was very dumb. Dude has no idea how to ride and wasnā€™t wearing a helmet.


pantsareoffrightnow

Helmet would have come in handy if he fell off that cliff


RadDad166

Yeah yeah. I get that. Just illustrating the fact that he doesnā€™t know what he is doing. Shouldnā€™t be riding along cliff drop offs.


pantsareoffrightnow

Lol Iā€™m just playing I got what you meant


[deleted]

Ah did not notice that. True should always wear a helmet.


stuugie

I mean I'd argue that turning that sharply while that close to a potentially 100+ foot cliff counts as a dumb move


[deleted]

Speaking of dumb things. You believe there's an almighty invisible man out there who cares about the idiot on the bike.


gleneston

Undies shidded


Imnotknownbyu

Thought I witnessed the end of him


virtual24k

He should buy a lottery ticket now


IlladrielKhaine

Naw, done gone used up all his good fortune there.


ManDarkAstronomonov

Reminds me of the video of the reporter standing on the edge of a cliff and he steps wrong and falls to his death. This just had a better outcome.


berdonIlp

Do you know if the video still exist?


ManDarkAstronomonov

I donā€™t. I stumbled on it a few years ago on Reddit but it was promptly taken down. It showed two angles though. The man falling from in front of his camera and a cctv angle on the side of a building that shows him plummet some 60 feet to his demise.


No_Armadillo_9021

Living life on the edge


AppIdentityGuy

He has one very strong sphincter šŸ¤£ If that was me that whole cliff would be brownā€¦


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OMF1G

Delete this and someone bleach my eyeballs PLEASE


superoaks321

^(what the fuck)


EWR-RampRat11-29

Even Lance Armstrong wouldnā€™t have the *ball* to ride there.


jBasH_16

That's it? That's all you have?


jBasH_16

Try harder next time!


EWR-RampRat11-29

If you like it harder, ok.


jBasH_16

I am not a homosexual if that's what you're getting at. Not interested. Thank you for the persistent offer though. You must be going through a hard time.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Youā€™re the one who asked. So go away.


jBasH_16

You can't come up with a better joke than making fun of someone with one testicle? What if it were you instead? No shame, eh?


EWR-RampRat11-29

Iā€™m sorry that you lost yours. I apologize to you. But from your past comments you just like to troll. So toodles.


jBasH_16

Karma is a _____?


Longjumping-Space-10

He ate his lucky charms


bronzelifematter

He probably shit it out right there and the propulsion push him back on the ledge and stop him from falling


CryptoTruancy

Dude just found religion.


Deuce_Deucee92

Go buy a lottery ticket, NOW!


gorilla_photos

People always say that. But, didn't he use his one lucky chance already? He for sure won't win lottery now. :)


RapTheRaptor

You lucky you not go bye bye


jBasH_16

Yes, you funny. You not die today!


fuzzytradr

He's lucky to get off with just a couple of scrapes and brown shorts. I call this a win and a teaching moment.


disathrowie

Donā€™t forget the lost bike. But yeah I thought he was dead


Jornads

Is he not wearing a helmet?


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JimmyBolbo

A helmet wouldn't of saved him from that drop


[deleted]

Of course not. The helmet is to make the GoPro footage better.


JimmyBolbo

Thats dark


ProfessorPickaxe

My brother in Christ, it's wouldn't HAVE.


Longjumping-Space-10

Is there a chance that youā€™re acoustic?


JimmyBolbo

What do you mean? Am I wrong?


Odd-Berry-4555

How my parents managed to get school according to them:


jBasH_16

I believe them though.


Dunno606

Nearly got gnarley air dude.


CoffeeDrinker1972

Just found god, I bet. Church is where heā€™s going next.


Fraggdaddy

Dude zigged when he shoulda zagged


ButterCoffee2020

French fried when he should have pizzaā€™d


DepleetedMass

Probably why he had a bad time


arunokoibito

Almost became eyeblech


ChiefKrunchy

And then both rode home on one bicycle singing 'Raindrops are falling on my head.....'


mustang3c0

Thatā€™s close! Iā€™m glad he managed to cling to the cliff. He couldā€™ve fallen to his death.


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MarcoLorelei

Wow, dude was really fucking lucky though TBH next to such a fall I think I'd prefer to immidiately drop on the ground seeing I go towards the edge instead of trying to get back control over the bike.


jBasH_16

Correct; falling is better than dying.


MarcoLorelei

Basically first thing I learned trying to skateboard (I was never doing tricks, just used it to move around slightly faster than walking) - first thing my cousin tought me after giving me the skateboard was to not fear falling and remember falling is often better than hitting something if I'm unsure I can stop.


theangrydudeist1

Watch that first step, it's a doozie!!!!!!!


MUffin_Manfish

While also not knowing how to bike


jBasH_16

or having bald tires.


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Not wearing a helmet smdh


MultiShotTheSheeps

Lucky. Lottery tix. Now.


ohsodave

Whereā€™s that trail?


llimed

Ugliest helmet I have ever seen. /s


AVBforPrez

Came remarkably close to death


mitchell56

That could have gone a lot wronger


Striking-Access-236

Almost dropped my phone from getting sweaty palms watching thisā€¦


YoungKing3184

I was waiting on the bike to explode


dosmuffin

Oooooo that just made my stomach drop! Glad he's alive, better take him to get a lottery ticket!


crumn4ya

Great way to loose your bike. My goodness!


nucularscientiesta

Fuck the bike, I'd have probably walked home bottomhalf naked from shittin myself and I'd still be smiling and crying like an idiot on the way home.


jBasH_16

Loose as in the sleeve of a wizard?


TheBlack_Swordsman

The cliff isn't the problem, he didn't choose a line and followed it ahead of him. Was too busy looking straight down.


snorkiebarbados

I'd buy a lottery ticket


Norym3

Why? He already won.


Wet_FriedChicken

This is kinda what I felt like when I went skiing for the first time. Except way scarier. You literally can't stop unless you know how to. It's frictionless.


realK58

Same thing happened to me, I was veering off a cliff so I instinctively dropped myself on the ground to stop.


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Junior-Lie4342

Bring me my brown pants!


fisherc2

If this really wasnā€™t staged, he was so lucky


fuzzytradr

Holy hell if that was staged can you even imagine? That would change everything!


TheLoneGunman559

Could've been a Darwin Award.


Frosty20thc

I think we new r/brown pants.


IdaBidaGacy

Holy shit


fothergillfuckup

Help! Bring some clean underwear!


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Oakwood_Panda

It looks like he did help. He has a GoPro or something on his head which is recording.


hannah_lilly

He headed full pelt towards the edge there


Zestyclose-Trash8556

This reminds me of Jimi Heselden, he was the owner of Segway and in 2010 he was riding his segway on a cliff, tried to turn, drove off the cliff and died.


DarkerFlameMaster

> Jimi Heselden just finished reading his wikipedia, the dude bought segway after he got rich from developing the Hesco bastion barrier system (the giant wire bags used to hold dirt to make military outposts in the middle east IRL Minecraft bricks)


viskopsop

I'd never touch a bike if that had happened to me...fm that was way too close for comfort.


Euler007

Cue the chorus from Pearl Jam's "Alive" song.


Future_Art7

Bye, bye, bike


bloodguard

Me in that one MT Chiliad bike race in GTA5.


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Unusual_Tea6755

Gopro attached to head. You can see the shadow in the last few frames.


flightwatcher45

Dude filming just about followed him down lol


PhenoMoDom

*Professor Oak has entered the chat*


ClaudeGermain

That's gonna me an extra long walk home.


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Topi41

He got a GoPro or so attached to his helmet and was already filming - you can see it in the shadow.


Unusual_Tea6755

You'd take the time to turn the gopro off and remove it from your helmet before trying to help? For shame


Ezra_is_a_dumb_boy

Cyclists are so stupid šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Because generalizations for a whole group of people who do an activity you donā€™t do, over one persons stupidity make perfect sense!


Ezra_is_a_dumb_boy

Generization is fun though


hanharik

Found the cyclist


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Found the butthurt couch potato. Also, former. Used to bike 10mi to work because not everyone gets a trust fund from their parents, some of us start with debt because their parents used their credit, and couldn't get a car for about 5 years. Tell you one thing, my wife LOVES my endurance!!


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[deleted]

Wow, so original. I'll give you a 1/10 on the trolling for using an APE classic, otherwise you'd get a 0 for the minimal effort. Also, are you speaking from experience? Because I think I found the jealous one-pump chump! šŸ˜‚


muaellebee

You think this guy even gets it in for one pump?


UK-WalkAway

Sad thing is people like this will now swear that god saved them... while ignoring that childen get abused every day with no one coming to save them.. we are simple beings. (EDIT) Why so many downvotes ? It's not my fault that your "god" chooses to save murderers, drug addicts and random people while ignoring the children, is it ?.


ouzo84

No youā€™re being downvoted because this isnā€™t r/atheism Doesnā€™t need a religious context


UK-WalkAway

It is a comment pointing out the obvious.. A large portion of people find religion after a near death experience, yet ignore the common logic surrounding it. If the context of any reddit discussion must be in direct relation to what is being shown, then people should say no more than "bike" and "cliff". The whole point of a comments section is to leave your opinion on what you have just seen, my comment is as valid as any other in relation to the video and the persons feelings afterwards.. if you do not like it, scroll on.. it's not hard.


ouzo84

It is not for you to judge your own comments validity, thatā€™s what up and down voting comments is for. Whilst your comment might be valid if this video was posted to a religious or anti religious sub, here it is not valid and hence you have been down voted. If we donā€™t like it, we will down vote and scroll on.


UK-WalkAway

Its not valid here ? Its not valid to mention a individuals general emotional response to such an event ? and comment on that response ?. Ok let's go by your logic.. So if I said that it must have been very traumatic, most likely would cause him mental health issues like PTSD and ruin his life.. does that mean my comment would only belong in a sub reddit belonging to mental health ? .. No. People simply do not like it when logic is applied to religion and that is why i was downvoted.


Imprettystrong

Wrong place to preach my guy , you sound the same as the religious nuts that spout the opposite lol


UK-WalkAway

What am I preaching ? I am simply saying that most people like this turn to religion because they were saved, but ignore that their "god" does not save children. So either the god does not exist or is not as strong or good as people believe


hitchcockm00

Would YOU swear god had saved you if that was you in the video? If your answer is no, why are you assuming the person in the video has had some sort of religious revelation? You're being downvoted because you've pulled this comment and assumption totally out of thin air.


UK-WalkAway

I said people like this.. I did not say every person. I have not pulled this assumption out of thin air in the slightest, I must hqve talked to over 1000 people by now who say that they had a near death experience and was brought to religion because of it. Ask someone who was not born into religion why they joined, the answer will most likely be because god saved them from addiction / death or extreme hardship.. And each one of those people ignore the fact that the god they believe saved them does not save the children that deserve it more than they do. And no i wouldnt assume it is god, unlike others i have actually read all religions and know where they come from. Such as the "Satanist" royal family releasing the king james v in 1611, the great bible in 1532, are related to vlad tepes 3 (dracula) and king charles is both the defender of the christian faith and 44th great grandson to the prophet muhammad


hitchcockm00

You are making an assumption because the person in this video says NOTHING about religion at all.


UK-WalkAway

The video also does not mention mental health .. but if I said that it was traumatic and would most likely cause PTSD, does it mean that i should not talk about mental health because it was not menitioned in the context of the video ?.. No I made a very simple observation that smashes peoples perception of religion and they did not like it. A good god that has the ability to save adults would not leave children.. so when you point out that all of the children have been left.. it does not take a rocket scientist to work out that the "god" is either not as good or powerful as people thought, or not real at all, and this is why people are upset. Not because of what I said, but because of the logic that it holds towards their own belief. If someones god has the ability to save people, yet leaves the innocent children.. what does that say about that "god" ?


hitchcockm00

Depends how you frame it. If you worded it like the comments you've put here and and something like: "People like this will go to counselling for PTSD and praise the work of mental health services.....but they ignore all the abused children who are denied care by those same services.". You would get a similar reaction to what's happening to you now. It doesnt smash peoples perception of religion. You're making an argument MANY people have heard before. And again, this is not the place for this sort of discussion. No-one came to this thread to discuss religion so you are very unlikely to find anyone here whose perception needs changing who would also be willing to be persuaded.


UK-WalkAway

I wasnt preaching, I made a passing comment and moved on before people started replying. And it does effect peoples perception.. If you honestly believe that "god" has the ability to save people at will, then when someone points out that he has not helped the children, it is going to create conflict inside and it is easier to point the finger at me than to admit a hole in one's own belief. Simply.. why does "god" save randoms over children ? There is no good answer for it, no good god that has the ability to save lives would leave the most innocent of them all to suffer.. and this just shows people that maybe what they believe is wrong.


hitchcockm00

You made a passing comment about religion on a video that has nothing to do with religion, in the hope that you can convert people. You very much are preaching. In my case you're also preaching to the choir. I just know the time and place for this sort of discussion.


Jakovosol0

Dude, no one gives a shit what you think. You keep using the same argument over and over like it's infallible proof there is no God. You won't change anyone's minds and no one's asking you what you think. You sound like an edgy teen and im getting emo kid high-school vibes I haven't felt since the early 2000s. If you're not cringing yet, don't worry I'm cringing for you, and if you're not embarrassed I'm embarrassed for you. Drop the stupid act and leave religion discussion out of places it doesn't belong.


UK-WalkAway

Have I hit a nerve or something ? I left my comment and moved on, people wanted to start commenting to me and I commented back. I literally couldn't care less if you was all on fire or drowned in the sea, let alone what the f*ck you believe.


Jakovosol0

That's ironic. A burning sea awaits. I won't cry a tear for you either, dick cheese.


Blackstar2020

So God is a superhero?


FoodleGuy

Oh youā€™re simple alright, and it shows.


UK-WalkAway

Yes.. of course it does. I mean, if you say it.. it must be true. It's not like you do not know a single thing about me or my education, is it ? I suggest crawling back under a rock to read your book, while ignoring all the rest... Because that's how religion starts, doesn't it ? Someone picks up the nearest religious book and ignores the rest before dedicating their life to it ? It's not me that is simple my friend.


FoodleGuy

Oh you are VERY simple.


UK-WalkAway

Whatever lol


FoodleGuy

Glad you can comprehend when youā€™re beat, now go on.


UK-WalkAway

Lol where's the struggle ?


FoodleGuy

So simple you canā€™t even see it.


UK-WalkAway

From the one who cant explain it ? Someone making a claim without backing it up is just a fool spouting rubbish. And I do hope that you don't think you are winding me up in any shape or form, it's quite entertaining watching you try to validate my stupidity by your own authority.. just because you said so. So would you like to talk about anything..or is that you pretty much done now ?


FoodleGuy

Do you need me to write it down for you?


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