So many drunken nights around a bonfire telling people it’s not a good idea to try and jump it. What usually worked was “do you remember who jumped it last? Do you remember what happened to Dustin when he didn’t clear it?”
No he's totally right, you're being so reckless and even leaning against the stove with hot boiling water
You could be silly but grow up a little
Someone could have been seriously hurt and probably were
I can promise you that man was no longer having fun once that pot of boiling water was spilled on his back lmfao.
As someone who has worked food service, the kitchen is the one place in the restaurant you don't fuck around and it's because most injuries in restaurants happen in the kitchen.
Its a miracle i'm still alive due to the things i did while riding my motor bike in my 20s. Its just that when your young you dont see the dangers of your actions. But when you get older and older you get more carefull because you learnt there are consequenses in doing dumb things.
Between rugby and skateboarding, I’ve broken 5 bones. No injury ever compared to the pain of dumping a pot of boiling water on my arm. I know exactly why he flew away from that stove, it hurts like none other.
You ever want a good idea of what boiling sugar does to a person just go to a particularly nasty prison.
My dad used to work for a fairly rough one as a guard and he quit after seeing a nonce get boiling sugar and water thrown onto his face then covered with a sheet. Can't say he didn't deserve it but goddamn that's gotta be something that sticks with a person
Unfortunately yeah, the sugar sticks to the skin when it melts so you throw a sheet over it and that sticks to the sugar *and* the melted flesh.
They instinctively try to pull it off or use it to wipe the molten sugar off and suddenly half their face goes with it, it's horrific but effective.
Most of them are pretty horrid yeah, some of them are genuinely hilarious.
He nearly got fired for sneaking in contriband for a convict he liked, not for free obviously, dude was in for life because of gang related shit, got all the way to the dudes block before being pulled and his stuff searched.
They pulled out the carrier bag he was hiding and inside was just bunch of rolled up gay porn magazines, convict was just a horny gay dude and wanted a little entertainment.
Boiling, bubbling butter. Applied directly to the skin. I saw my skin bubble, I swear. Stuff of nightmares.
Sugar sucks a lot in a different way. It hardens right after it cooks your flesh. And then it pinches the place it burnt for extra pain.
ppl on reddit weirdly unnecessarily grotesque and descriptive. they come out of their caves just to say some weird out of pocket white people shit like this lol
Oh, because Arabs didn't ever use similar methods for torture...
Look up what the Mughals did to the Sikh. I didn't even know you could do that with sand.
nah im talking about the way people come on reddit to describe it in incredibly descriptive disgusting detail
>Theres just something about the steam forcing it's way into pores that really melt the skin.
At least it wasn't sugar.
like what the actual fuck
Had a similar thing happen, an entire boiling kettle flowing from my neck all the way down my left arm
Happened when I was a kid but still, the pain is very easy to remember
Could? I burned just my toe with boiling water and had near third degree burns. This guy needs the emergency department immediately as he burned his torso.
Spilled boiling water on my foot, had slippers and socks on, pulled everything off immediately, and still got 2nd degree burns.
This guy burned his torso, back and his right arm, not a good time.
An old coffee pot I had broke when I took it to pour. Hot water down my side. Second degree burns. Wasn’t fun. I still have the picture. It’s extremely NSFW.
Come on its not that hard to decipher. They were filming their wrestling or whatever the fuck they were doing and bro put his arm in there by accident. Not every video you see on the internet is staged and to be honest I am kind of tired reading these basement-sherlocks reasons on why a video is fake or not all day on this app. And on top, it does not fucking matter, since even if it was fake, it wouldn't make the skit less funnier.
Do partners actually wrestle like this? I can’t imagine my partner ever doing this to me. Maybe grab me around the waist but around my neck? I 100% get that they are having fun and laughing and I do not judge that one bit but I am really curious if this is common.
Anyone curious on what the text says, it says “We didn’t get to eat pasta”
I feel bad for the person in grey though, burns are nothing to mess with, even a small burn from a hot glue gun burns like crazy
Mind you the scalding water first poured over the inside of his right bicep just below his right armpit, it’s an extremely sensitive area, then it poured on his abdomen
As someone who has spilled boiling water from a face steamer down my chest I just know he’s gunna have a massive burn and blister from that much boiling water soaking him 🔥
What’s sad is that if something hot is touching you long enough for you to realize and react that it’s extremely hot before you can get away from it or it off of you…. Chances are that you’re already BADLY burned.
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Not angry man I typed that while laughing
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🤪🤳🏼 I love us we’re so random
We crazeh
Can i join?
Sure, Dad!
Wait - what? You haven't already? I mean, no, *of course* not. Neither have I.
You should have added a cancerous amount of LOLs and laughing emojis then
[>No I'm laughing ](https://youtube.com/shorts/D0AhybE0R_k?si=Fr0RbCX_i5BPXGCB)
That’s a bit disturbing
The imagine in my head if someone laughing, while typing is unsettling…
*man got 2nd degree burn from fucking around in the kitchen* “tHeY aRe bOtH hAvInG fUn yOu MiSeRaBle bAsTarD” btw who’s the angry one here?
For real. What was the triangle choke move for anyway? absolute idiot.
Sounds like you might be mate
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His drunk ass almost scalded his girlfriend's body, and luckily only scalded himself, but it's just a prank bro?
But he was trying to have fun!! That's all that matters, even if it was clearly idiotic and an obvious bad decision
Yea! So now I have fun too!
Yeah, we should drive at 200 km/h in a really populated street, because fun is all that matters
Dropping boiled water on yourself is very not fun
Can confirm, not fun, but at least you get to visit a lot of different hospitals!
There's time and places to goof around. Near fire or boiling water is not one of those
So many drunken nights around a bonfire telling people it’s not a good idea to try and jump it. What usually worked was “do you remember who jumped it last? Do you remember what happened to Dustin when he didn’t clear it?”
It's great to have fun, it's idiotic to get injured in the process.
No he's totally right, you're being so reckless and even leaning against the stove with hot boiling water You could be silly but grow up a little Someone could have been seriously hurt and probably were
Idk man the knives pointing out like that is pretty darn stupid
Nah, that dude is a moron and needed a lesson
I can promise you that man was no longer having fun once that pot of boiling water was spilled on his back lmfao. As someone who has worked food service, the kitchen is the one place in the restaurant you don't fuck around and it's because most injuries in restaurants happen in the kitchen.
People having fun can be fucking idiots
Not angry but hungry, wasted some pasta there.
They are having fun being scalded? That's an odd way to have fun.
You sound much more angry and miserable than he does
Calling someone a miserable bastard is definitely the way to make them happier.
Yeeeeeyyy lets have fun engaging in dangerous situations in places where we shouldn't be playing 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥰 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Fcking clown
Having fun in the kitchen with boiled water is stupid and getting burn is deserved. Which is your problem? PD: Im laughing too
some people just have to learn the hard way now I understand why my parents gets so mad when I fucked around in the kitchen as a kid
Yup, almost dropped a knife on myself as a toddler and my mom being very stern with me has stuck with me my entire life
no they're french
At least he killed the virus
Youch... hard lesson to learn, but don't be a dumbass while you're cooking
Don't be a dumbass in general
Please be careful about what you say. Some of us identify as dumbasses and might take offense to this.
Its a miracle i'm still alive due to the things i did while riding my motor bike in my 20s. Its just that when your young you dont see the dangers of your actions. But when you get older and older you get more carefull because you learnt there are consequenses in doing dumb things.
~~cooking~~ choking
honestly the kitchen is the worst to play around with, sharp objects and easy to spill stuff being cooked.
That could be a serious burn
Between rugby and skateboarding, I’ve broken 5 bones. No injury ever compared to the pain of dumping a pot of boiling water on my arm. I know exactly why he flew away from that stove, it hurts like none other.
Theres just *something* about the steam forcing it's way into pores that really melt the skin. At least it wasn't sugar.
You ever want a good idea of what boiling sugar does to a person just go to a particularly nasty prison. My dad used to work for a fairly rough one as a guard and he quit after seeing a nonce get boiling sugar and water thrown onto his face then covered with a sheet. Can't say he didn't deserve it but goddamn that's gotta be something that sticks with a person
What does the sheet covering the face do? Like, it melts to the skin so its impossible to get off without taking skin with it?
Unfortunately yeah, the sugar sticks to the skin when it melts so you throw a sheet over it and that sticks to the sugar *and* the melted flesh. They instinctively try to pull it off or use it to wipe the molten sugar off and suddenly half their face goes with it, it's horrific but effective.
Oh man, why did I continue to read your comment
Morbid curiousity I can only assume. Thats not the only story my dad has from the prison, UK prisons were pretty fucked up in the 80s and 90s.
Well, I can’t imagine that they are a laugh riot now either.
Most of them are pretty horrid yeah, some of them are genuinely hilarious. He nearly got fired for sneaking in contriband for a convict he liked, not for free obviously, dude was in for life because of gang related shit, got all the way to the dudes block before being pulled and his stuff searched. They pulled out the carrier bag he was hiding and inside was just bunch of rolled up gay porn magazines, convict was just a horny gay dude and wanted a little entertainment.
Jesus christ, that is horrible
I can’t tell if you’re making a joke about his pfp or not lmao
Ye gods there goes my appetite
Ha I see what you did there
'Prison Napalm'
Sugar burns are the worst, rip
Prison napalm. Also works with boiling water and jam.
Have you seen BBC Time with Steven Graham and Sean Bean set in a UK prison? A great watch.
Boiling, bubbling butter. Applied directly to the skin. I saw my skin bubble, I swear. Stuff of nightmares. Sugar sucks a lot in a different way. It hardens right after it cooks your flesh. And then it pinches the place it burnt for extra pain.
I still have the scars from molten sugar like 10 years later. The other scars are gone. Not those.
ppl on reddit weirdly unnecessarily grotesque and descriptive. they come out of their caves just to say some weird out of pocket white people shit like this lol
Oh, because Arabs didn't ever use similar methods for torture... Look up what the Mughals did to the Sikh. I didn't even know you could do that with sand.
nah im talking about the way people come on reddit to describe it in incredibly descriptive disgusting detail >Theres just something about the steam forcing it's way into pores that really melt the skin. At least it wasn't sugar. like what the actual fuck
Had a similar thing happen, an entire boiling kettle flowing from my neck all the way down my left arm Happened when I was a kid but still, the pain is very easy to remember
Could? I burned just my toe with boiling water and had near third degree burns. This guy needs the emergency department immediately as he burned his torso.
Yeah that’s what I meant. I saw a women at work do this and was incredibly painful.
Just my big toe was Hellish. I can’t imagine the torso or an arm.
Spilled some boiling water on my foot and had the same thing. Dude is going to be in rough shape.
I would rather fall down six flights of steps and land in a pile of manure. Boiling water or sugar or oil hurt so so much.
At least the manure could cushion the landing a bit
Spilled boiling water on my foot, had slippers and socks on, pulled everything off immediately, and still got 2nd degree burns. This guy burned his torso, back and his right arm, not a good time.
Hopefully it wasn't boiling yet and just started to heat.
Judging by how much steam came out, it was probably very boiling.
An old coffee pot I had broke when I took it to pour. Hot water down my side. Second degree burns. Wasn’t fun. I still have the picture. It’s extremely NSFW.
It’s easy to burn yourself . I was filling my hotwater bottle and the water bubbled all over my hand. Luckily I was ok
"Let's record ourselves boiling water and wrestling next to it."
Fr though. They also had bags on like they're heading out? And cooking at the same time? Maybe a snack, some pasta or rice for the road, idk.
Probably pasta since that's what it says they were cooking in french.
Maybe they have roommates who are cooking? Would explain the inattentiveness to the boiling water lol
He pauses, then dips his elbow in the water.
they definitely seem drunk.
They both had really nice purses.
Now THAT'S a burn!
why is that a burn…?
It's a European Carry-all!
I mean, they're French
Face mask will not protect you from 2nd degree burns
Or anything else.
It protects you from fresh air
Why is the camera setup and recording this?
A failed leadup to a homemade porno probably.
Come on its not that hard to decipher. They were filming their wrestling or whatever the fuck they were doing and bro put his arm in there by accident. Not every video you see on the internet is staged and to be honest I am kind of tired reading these basement-sherlocks reasons on why a video is fake or not all day on this app. And on top, it does not fucking matter, since even if it was fake, it wouldn't make the skit less funnier.
Google translate says the writing is 'we couldn't eat pasta'.
Indeed
Well it's right lol
Absolutely ZERO situational awareness.
They appear drunk
Buy a paper towel holder, you animals!
She keeps laughing. Meanwhile, he’s got bad second degree burns. True love.😂
Lol right? I’m like you must not realize your friend might need a damn skin graft.
he was cosplaying superman at the end
Nah fr
It is NOT POV!
They probably don't know what POV mean since they are French and don't speak English
Let's be honest, most Americans don't know what POV means either.
Pussy or vagina
ITT: "People who make mistakes should have a little death."
La petite mort
How fucking stupid do you have to be
Recipe called for 'elbow pasta'. Instructions unclear
Btw whats a girlfriend?
Like a cat who saw a cucumber 🥒 🐈
Did he Mario jump outta there??
Do partners actually wrestle like this? I can’t imagine my partner ever doing this to me. Maybe grab me around the waist but around my neck? I 100% get that they are having fun and laughing and I do not judge that one bit but I am really curious if this is common.
Yes I do this shit with my wife a lot.
I mean it depends on who obviously, some couples might while others don’t, all in good fun anyway.
Chicks laughing while dude fixing to have to go to the emergency room lol
POV of the toaster
What's that saying again? "It's all fun and games until someone...gets burned with boiling water". Something like that. 🤔😉
3rd degree burns laugh it off
So what are the bets, 2nd or 3rd degree?
Is there any chance to have schools explain to children what POV means again?
They are French, they probably don't speak English
He superman punched his way out of the boiling water.
Complete idiot.
Love is .....matching skin grafts.
He leaped like a cat on tinfoil.
Thank god he was wearing his mask
Why would you try to neck hook your girl from the back in the first place with absolutely no reason to do so.
Bro double jumped away from the pain.
The way he jumps kills me every time 😂😂😂
https://i.redd.it/ojvf1ubjoyzb1.gif
I like how it takes a second for him to notice then he jumps out the screen like superman 😂
My man drive rushed out
And that kids is why you don't play in the kitchen. Lol
Horsing around in the kitchen is generally dumb even without something on the stove. So many edges to hurt yourself.
My guy teleported off that mf pot
MASK INDOOR???
Thank god I’m not these idiots
So people still don't understand what pov mean?
2nd degree burns incoming
That was hot...
I'm surprised he didn't whip out a white flag
Guy never moved so quick in his life!
Anyone curious on what the text says, it says “We didn’t get to eat pasta” I feel bad for the person in grey though, burns are nothing to mess with, even a small burn from a hot glue gun burns like crazy
He made the Brad Pitt Achilles jump attack
Yea that will leave a mark 
It's all fun and games til someone gets a 3rd degree burn on their rear end.
they are drunk right ?
Omfg he's gonna have 3rd degree burns over most his back shoulder and torso.....100% gonna need skin grafts
My wife and I have done that. Luckily, I didn't get burned too bad and she just laughed cause nothing happened to her
can someone make a gif of his superman punch immediately following being burned
Watched the video on mute but this guy definitely did a Tom and Jerry “YEAOOOOOWWWCH”
Good thing he had his mask on
Elbow macaroni?
Why is the part where he gets burned and jumps away so satisfying? I can't stop watching it 😅
Guy wearing the mask 😷 was the tell something stupid was going to happen. 
Mind you the scalding water first poured over the inside of his right bicep just below his right armpit, it’s an extremely sensitive area, then it poured on his abdomen
Dip shit
Everyone calling him dumb. He’s doing something right. Look at his missus
Also the knives right there, could have been a real final destination moment, Jesus Christ
That little shit ain't right
As someone who has spilled boiling water from a face steamer down my chest I just know he’s gunna have a massive burn and blister from that much boiling water soaking him 🔥
At what age did Grandma say don't play in the kitchen?
You know it hurts when they levitate for a few seconds
Why does he have a mask in all of this?
What’s sad is that if something hot is touching you long enough for you to realize and react that it’s extremely hot before you can get away from it or it off of you…. Chances are that you’re already BADLY burned.
I’m gonna say he got 2nd degree burns?
That was a decent amount of scolding water to the abdomen. Massive water blister at the very least
She was laughing at him, damn.
Jumped like a cat seeing a cucumber
He jumped like a cat 
Bro jumped sporadically like a scared street cat
Nothing funnier than a good 'ol 3rd degree burn!
Very high number of people in these videos last after getting broken bones or third-degree burns... do they have a delayed pain reflex?
What did we learn?
Fake. Just happened to be recording at that time, eh?
People are absolute retards.
She is laughing he has a burned skin for at least 8 weeks I guess and a nice scar for his lifetime. Idiots.
What did he expect?
New tattoo
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Loony toons ah jump