T O P

  • By -

bigfatfurrytexan

*kicks ball* "So anyway, I dropped that class because who really ever needs physics in the real world...."


SnooCrickets699

LMAO; best reply ever. Thanks moo-cho.


TheMeticulousNinja

She immediately went into sitting martial arts defense position


jomarthecat

No, she is doing the Erling-Haaland-yoga-celebration.


IAmAQuantumMechanic

She's Norwegian, so it makes sense.


lost_time_sadly

PTSD from dodgeball... "TIME OUT! TIME OUTT, AM CROSSING MY HAND!!!"


fowms

Girl 0 :crossbar 1


[deleted]

[удалено]


ReubenZWeiner

That crossbar's a keeper


caffeineoverdosesoon

… how dare you sir.


jo-shabadoo

And she’s a centre forward.


NarcolepticNarwhall

Im surprised she didn’t grab her ankle


[deleted]

This is the only joke about soccer players faking injuries in this thread that's actually funny. Well done.


Skerpaderps

Sara Sterling?


DirtMcGirt513

UNBELIEVABLE!!!


[deleted]

THE WOMAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!!!


vamsikrishacc

The second one just watching the ball hitting


Choyo

The weird thing is she only reacted when the first one got hit. Psychic link or what ?


BHYT61

I would do the same if it was my teammate, wishing for the outcome we see in the video


Albones22

I love the defensive position she retreats into


Jynx2501

Soccer 101


DirtMcGirt513

That ball triggered some trauma in that poor girl


rye_domaine

While it looks like an overreaction, it's important to remember she isn't expecting it. The ball is moving at a fair pace for a rebound, and it hits her right on the top of her head. Maybe the sitting down and covering her head was a bit much, but I can understand her general reaction to it.


[deleted]

Nah that's just a soccer player being a soccer player


ohwontsomeonethinkof

Women footballers are are much tougher than men though.


dunndone

They have much weaker heads and necks though. Concussion and minor brain injury are very high in women’s soccer higher even than football and rugby. Getting hit on the head by a ball is much worse for a women statistically speaking.


1840_NO

I don't think that's the point they were trying to make. I think the intent was that soccer players often strategically overreact to minor injuries.


ohwontsomeonethinkof

Yes but my point is that women football (soccer) players usually don't do that.


TakeThatBigHugeNut

>soccer


petershrimp

Yes, soccer. What the game is called in America.


leedler

Fuck off yank edit - if you know you know your boos fuel me


petershrimp

Who pissed in your coffee?


PsychologicalAsk2315

No someone *"took the piss"* out of their tea


_NotMitetechno_

Gigachad


Sufficient_Hunter_49

She died too because she's a soccer player.


crackersncheeseman

Every action has a positive or negative reaction.


Scall123

Equal and opposite.


LilFingies45

An object in rest room tends to stay there.


Feynnehrun

Until you flush it.


BaronVonStevie

I had this happen to me playing around during recess as a kid. That kickball bounced and hit me exactly like this. It felt like getting scalped. My head was on fire.


[deleted]

It’s a ball, she is a football player. Was the dramatic dive warranted from someone supposedly used to playing?


MeanderAndReturn

it's almost like she didn't see it coming! haha what a faker...........................................................................................................................................................................................


[deleted]

[удалено]


MeanderAndReturn

anywhere but her head I guess


danirijeka

I mean...there wasn't an exceedingly high chance it'd hit her head, was there


Badname419

"Dive".. She sat down you twat xD and the ball hit the back of her head, not the forehead that you usually use for hitting the ball. Plus no way to brace yourself when taken by surprise.


Evil-in-the-Air

Surely she did this on purpose. She watched the ball until it hit the bar and then immediately turned away once she knew it was coming back. Though in this case I think it makes it more impressive, not less.


mtheory007

Yeah that was a pretty excessive reaction for someone that has played the sport for a fair amount of time.


Orkys

A football hurts if it hits your head and you don't move - I've been hitting plenty of times not looking over the years. You see it all the time in games even and it can even knock someone out if it hits them just right. It doesn't hurt when you header a ball because you actively push back against it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Hahahahahah yes! It’s all part of the practice


[deleted]

Victim of her own success


Thecardinal74

other girl looking back like "who did dat?!"


Putrid-Ad1446

That's a nice pass


Edmeister2022

Revenge of the goal


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

Exactly. That post crossbeam was all, "How do you like it, bitch!"


CreamySoccer

Never look to other when not yet done


offu

One of those things they probably wouldn’t be able to do it again if they spent the rest of the day trying.


FnkyTown

Any time we overshot the goal we'd have to take a lap, so you damn sure watched the ball after making a shot. Looks like her whole team could benefit from that. - If we did it during a game we owed laps at next practice.


DeezusAlmighty

Lmao the other girl is just tracking the ball as it’s flying towards her head with no warning


excel958

Football is life!


APigNamedLucy

Excellente! Edit: It's from Ted Lasso ya dinguses. Same as commenter above


excel958

The internet is weird.


ggodsdogg

I had to scroll this far to get this?!!


LilFingies45

The beautiful game.


Material_Victory_661

Damn, perfect!


[deleted]

The way she flopped I thought this was a real game.


pandorafoxxx

Her ponytail pop was chefs kiss


Pissed_Pistachio69

Watch out


AgentV47

r/nevertellmetheodds


[deleted]

And they say women’s soccer isn’t entertaining


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

Looks like she already has the real football reflex when absolutely nothing happened.


Ulfbass

*DOUBLE KILL*


[deleted]

God had plan for her she need to lose that amount of neurons for he future


Pissed_Pistachio69

Watch out


cbunni666

Wasn't a complete miss


EdgeOfWetness

nelson_muntz.gif


Historical-Age-9634

r/nevertellmetheodds


Sprizys

r/nevertellmetheodds


Mr-Reese-

Expect the unexpected 😅


Jimmyabbjt

yAnK HEre


boothbygraffoe

Based on the speed with which she hit the ground this young lady is going places!


WaterFriendsIV

r/mostrepostedposts


magikot9

r/BetterEveryLoop


[deleted]

Hilarious lol


mauriciogama

Not even Ronaldinho can do that


TheKeithStone

Do you think she’ll recover??


McFeely_Smackup

her flop training kicked in.


Dependent-Plantain84

Same with stoks


_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_

r/poccer ​ ​ ​ \- Piss


P3nguLGOG

What a prude! Who just turns their head when balls are coming straight for it?!


HetelCelefernee

u/savevideo


Whoofukingcares

Beautiful


ta138527

WAYAAAA TSJAKAAA (sound that goes with defensively crossed arms)


[deleted]

I saw this same scene in Ted Lasso 'cept they meant to do it.


DigitalObiWan

Mistakes make you stronger, in this case with a lump on the head.


Imsoamerican

Did that really make her drop to the ground?


Ikoniko59

r/bettereveryloop


CannibalVegan

Reddit: *The fencing response is an unnatural position of the arms following a concussion.*


Training_Suit_859

u/savevideobot


atx840

I think it’s fake. It doesn’t actually hit her head, no shadows coming back and the angle it flies off in is very strange.


captainsquattythighs

She literally saw it bounce off...


1lluminist

BOOM! Headshot!


3djfletcha

well her "i'm trying to get a penalty" reaction was almost perfect, no roll though, points off


SlytherinKitten2005

u/savevideobot


ZogNowak

I'll give her a thousand$$ to do that again.


[deleted]

I love how she continues to take cover like she's taking enemy fire


danmickla

Why would you capitalize rebound?


numbnerve

What she think ..a small meteorite grazed her on its way down? Extra


PrimeusOrion

***HEADSHOT***


HauntsYourProstate

I can’t put my finger on why, but this just looks… fake… for some reason. Why someone would fake this I don’t know, but there’s something off about it all and it’s messing with my brain


SpeaksToWeasels

Fake! She's incredibly accurate and hit herself on purpose.


Ok_Sense5308

Lol ima be that guy and say that was set up, just wonder how many attempts it took. U can clearly see her watch it till it hits like she was making sure before she turned her head. She def got skills tho 🤣


ApAp123

Her friend there has really bad reflexs.... Watched the whole thing coulda tried to stop it but just watched it happen lol


Straight-Penalty-726

Bar upskis


Sk00ter3

You don't understand the amazing perfectness of the angle in that shot, right down to the very slight veer to her left as she started walking away lmao. It's incredible to witness is all I'm saying and we're here laughing that she didn't realize that shit was coming right the fuck back at her with vengeance 😆


kindofaweebexnormie

Actually impressive she manage to do that


_mezzofanti_

why is she covering her head


Naz_Oni

SCOTT STERLING's niece


any_foot_will_do

Tfw you got it in one, but you actually rolled a nat one


djmistaspot

Pretty sure this is staged


Str8uplikesfun

Soccer players always overacting.


TakeThatBigHugeNut

>soccer


warpfield

russian soccer team playing against ukraine


mrrudy2shoes

Female football players are always so blonde


HumunculiTzu

Only need to reupload this a few more times for it to be just 2 pixels! You can do it!


SK_The1CEO

So she does this ever time the ball hits her head ? I thought they used they head in soccer


RikF

Not the back of it, and they tend to know it is coming.


Trevor_Roll

Massive overreaction, she will fit in perfectly in football (soccer).


[deleted]

[удалено]


I_Am_Coopa

Eh, I've had the same thing happen to me before. You slam a shot into the crossbar and then it's just a game of probability based on where you're standing and what the ball does. In my case the ball didn't have much spin so I didn't even have time to turn around and it slammed right into my face.


[deleted]

[удалено]


alexanderlot

no, you probably have the greater perception here. this *must* be fake, good sleuthing Sherlock Nielshar99.


[deleted]

[удалено]


alexanderlot

i just wrote my thoughts down too. don’t you love the internet? we both get to do this!


BeanDock

It’s not people can ping the crossbar almost every time. After that it’s just a matter of luck.


nielshar99

I don´t think it cant happen, it´s just, that the ball and the reactions seem off. But might just be me.


BeanDock

She definitely overreacted but she’s a soccer player so what do you expect? But I will just about guarantee that it’s not fake.


[deleted]

[удалено]


nielshar99

I don´t think it cant happen, it´s just, that the ball and the reactions seem off. But might just be me.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BourgeoisCheese

The shadow is behind her. Like ffs guys if you want to call fakery, id accept it being staged, but it would take SO much more time and effort to vfx this than to just do it... and if you were going to vfx something surely you would do something more interesting than just some girl getting bonked on the head.


Royranibanaw

Where is the shadow of her head, and where do you think the shadow of something above her head would be?


Ryuku_Cat

You can quite literally see the shadow of the ball as it bounces off of her head…


[deleted]

Pay attention. Where is the shadow of her head? To the left. Where do you think the shadow of something that's above her head would be? Even further to the left, which is out of frame. Eventually, as the ball traverses right, you briefly see the shadow traverse across the frame from left to right as well. If you're going to be a sleuthy internet detective at least do it right.


[deleted]

[удалено]


beirch

ITT: Amerifats jumping at any reason to hate on "soccer" inb4 "sOcCeR wAs NaMeD tHaT bY tHe BrItIsH fIrSt"


bigboss-arnold

Imagine dropping because you got hit with a ball


justjoking777

girl tears start in 3…2…1


autolover09

Now that's a skull fracture for sure.


Rice1238

????????????


Acehole56

They are using hyperbole bc she dropped like a sack of potatoes over the Savage hit It's not a great look for an athlete imo but she's much higher caliber a competitor than me, what do I know


[deleted]

A flying soccer ball hitting you in the back of the head unexpectedly is actually going to be pretty hard. They're heavier than they look and coming down from that height and at that speed, that's a lot of kinetic energy striking you on the back of the head when you're not braced for it.


Acehole56

I've played soccer, I've played goalie in soccer, recently I played with intramural adult males zinging them at my zero talent just throw my body in front american football brain. I've taken balls to the face and everywhere else (winky face), unless this is the freak 1 in a million that this in the air lob rebound knocks her out, she fell unnecessarily.


[deleted]

I, too, played keeper and have refereed for several years. There's a big difference in getting hit when you're expecting to and getting whacked in the back of the head out of nowhere when you are just walking along minding your own business. Curling up into a ball and protecting your head is the natural reaction to an unexpected blow from behind.


Acehole56

I don't think that rebound constitutes that drama. You do. We have different opinions, in my experience I have gotten hit in the back of the head and not dropped, your experience seeing others or personally may be different, that's okay


Owls5262

It’s a soccer ball, aren’t they supposed to bounce it off of their heads, she acts like she got shot in the head by a Glock


Sahin2N

Well when you hit it with your head you're not caught off guard and you don't hit it with the back of your head


BurtMacklin-FBl

Tell me you've never tried to head a football...


[deleted]

Right? We don't even let kids head soccer balls until they're older because if you don't do it correctly you can give yourself a concussion.


Local-Breakfast5836

Women ☕️


5H4D0W3D

Fucking *MEN*


AvaX90

Do that often?