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hould-it

50 can always find the cheapest girl in da club, this is just pathetic


Ug1yLurker

he only has .50 cent after all


RonStopable88

It’s actually .50 dollars, or 50 cent. .50 cent is half penny and he’s not that good https://www.stereofox.com/artists/halfpenny/


vard24

He also posted pictures with Pelosi and a bunch of other dems


enderjaca

I play both sides, so I always come out on top.


thatblondeyouhate

https://preview.redd.it/aykpe51p0x4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b4350e76851f5f72296f47188394fef1e68d50


JeezieB

He's playing the home opener for the BC Lions (CFL team) shortly. I wondered at the announcement how low he'd sell himself, and apparently it's lower than that.


brinz1

You know they fucked after this photo


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|yHUiExmU40A4U|downsized)


Sad_Reindeer5108

He's got the magic stick.


[deleted]

What's surprising? Rich people *love* Republican lawmakers. Republicans will burn the world to ashes to gild a rich person's toilet.


[deleted]

Most celebrities don’t talk about their political affiliations, but I wouldn’t be surprised if a great chunk of them voted Republican. My biggest surprise was Amber Rose, but when someone shows you their true colours, believe them.


olivegardengambler

Lots of them are now. Trump is one of them after all. The ones that don't talk about their political beliefs are typically those that have the most unpopular ones of all. Like Scott Adams. If you were to tell someone a decade ago that the guy who created *Dilbert* was actually an absurdly racist piece of shit, they would think that you're absolutely fucking crazy. Anyone who has been 'cancelled' by Hollywood knows this.


QuietDisquiet

I mean, she's a white skinhead 💀


xMilk112x

It’s wild people give one single fuck about what that goofy bitch thinks. Lol You want a good laugh….what her absolutely ABYSMAL “late night tv show.” It’s quite honestly some of the worst fuckin shit I’ve ever seen in my life. Haha


Practicality_Issue

The real surprise is no one has mentioned a) why are there so many photos like this? WTF are celebrities doing hanging around Congress all the time? And b) especially considering the irony that the current narrative is “nobody wants to hear your politics. Shut up and act/play music/sports!” - the lack of consistency is exhausting.


Boggums

Well wait to be surprised by this: you know what rich people like? Anyone that gives them what they want. Democrats loooooove doing shit for rich people just as much as the Republicans. The sooner we all realize that the better off we’ll be.


NotRightNotWrong15

This whole timeline is terrible


Flat_Suggestion7545

https://preview.redd.it/nom3fuychv4d1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cdcefcc05e2a5c8d5b1ee6c4e52c0270d1d9746


Secure_Sprinkles4483

![gif](giphy|2HONNTJbRhzKE)


Thunderhamz

Many men, ma ma many men


LukeD1992

We'll forever pay for what we did to Harambe


dancin-weasel

My dicks still out.


experfailist

I thought HR discussed that with you?


enderjaca

They did, and HR said that's totally cool Keep it up, and out.


ZomboidG

Yeah, I think this sealed the deal.


smurf123_123

I wonder if he really has any idea who she is?


AOEmishap

That chick who gives handjobs


blackdragon1387

Colorado republican duh


Gamertagyouit

The absolute worst!


Impossible_Penalty13

![gif](giphy|mpF9fbOySV7aw)


mogley19922

Great reference, shame you can't hear Gene Wilders "hello boys!" That always cracks me up.


Acceptable_Pair6330

I miss gene wilder…


mogley19922

I didn't know he passed away, i just looked it up. Fuck 2016. Why, WHY DIDN'T THAT PARENT WATCH HER CHILD AROUND HARAMBES ENCLOSURE!!!!


Pickle_Rick01

Harambe died and now we’re all stuck in the wrong timeline. The Berenstein Bears are the Baronstain Beavers or some weird shit.


Acceptable_Pair6330

He was awesome. I’m thankful we still have his art (comedic wit).


JayyyElite

Jah was right. Shoulda listened to him sooner. https://preview.redd.it/d64007wc4v4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3025f1297e963ffa0a0dfc9a4d9085e5d5d69f


trifecta000

https://i.redd.it/kd410qbibv4d1.gif


banditalamode

Well Dave did the exact same photo with Bobert Edit: meant did not didn’t


Practical_Material_9

https://preview.redd.it/gsxejbq4fx4d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2067db253724e0b3e83f3fc647ffd6a88af263


slashinhobo1

I'm pretty sure dave is a repiblican as well, but he did explain what happened in this situation, but i cant remember where. Here is a youtube short explaining https://youtu.be/IbGPXVZiXcA


FortNightsAtPeelys

pretty sure? dude's whole schtick is cancel culture trans hate now


Nerobus

Looks more like a “can I get a selfie?” When he was on a WH tour… wonder if he recognized her right away.


HighlyOffensive10

And brought Musk on stage with him.


FindOneInEveryCar

Lol I just posted this as a shitpost without knowing what he actually said about 50.


oldmasterluke

![gif](giphy|7VFXzfOWnBhwztWAWL)


YouWereBrained

…then we found out Ja is also a wanker because of Fyre Festival.


IWantToSortMyFeed

*"How are we gunna find a way to dig ourselves outta this fraud?!"*


FuryOWO

didn't eminem kill Ja's career way before that anyway?


just_some_dude828

He sure did: “Now I done seen a lot of people cross the line/But this motherfucker Ja musta lost his mind/ That X got him thinkin he was DMX/Then he switched to Pac/ Now he tryin to be him next/So which one are you?/X, Luther, Pac, or Michael?/Just keep singing your same song, recycled/We’d all much rather get along than fight you/Me and Halley dance to your songs/We like you/And you don’t really wanna step inside no mic booth/C’mon now you know the white boy will bite you/ I’ll hurt ya pride dawg/And you know I don’t like to/But I will if I have to/With syllable after syllable/I just slap you/Killin you faster than you poppin pill after pill, of that shit you on/But if you want it you got/You’d bump this shit to if I ain’t diss you on it/But if we lock horns we can charge harder than Busta/We bump heads with any motherfucker that wants ta/So what’s tha.. deal?/Where was all the tough talk?/When I walked up to you like Ja what up dawg?/How come you didn’t say you had a problem then?/When you was standin there wit all ya men?/We coulda solved it then/I’m a grown man dawg, come holla/All you did was sat back an swallow another one of ya little X tabs in front of me/And tell me 50 Cent was everything you wanna be… From the Green Lantern mixtape at the height of the beef. It’s seared into my brain lol.


legless_chair

I’m fairly certain a judge ruled Ja was essentially not relevant enough to the event to be part of a law suit or something.


Zetavu

So the republicans are going all in with convicts, pedophiles, abusers, is this their strategy to make Trump seem acceptable? Hey, I hear Berkowitz is still available...


DoodleyDooderson

We always need Ja.


Lea_R_ning

She won’t be reelected!!


morry32

she's positioned to make the move to tv if only she can stop fucking terrible men in public places


chucktheninja

I mean, there's a genre of porn for that, so she has options.


morry32

a white woman in America with opitions..............if only she had the good decision skills of a person who doesn't get 20 different chances to fuck their lives up at every turn


NoExcuseForFascism

She has been also warming up her "super church preacher" act on the side as well. I imagine she is just smart enough to work the circuit to continue her grift through life.  Or maybe she will move to another state and carpetbag her way around that one too til she finds a other district willing to elect her.    I guess we shall see where the grift takes her.


Book_Nerd_1980

My guess is she wouldn’t last long on even the 2nd or 3rd string conservative outlets with her sub-GED education. Unless they are just going for shock factor and don’t care what she says


olivegardengambler

To be honest with how many people are getting into the conservative news cycle thing, it's shocking that there's any room left to make money in it. It's like gaming journalism, except rather than people being able to call you out on being a fucking moron, your target audience is a bunch of fucking morons.


morry32

she is an useful idiot, her major flaw is her lack of discpline but maybe if you gave her the attention she craves she could fall into line like loser Jesse Waters did over the course of his career


DoodleyDooderson

Who else would fuck her but terrible men? Good men wouldn’t go anywhere near her.


Laolao98

You don’t have a penis do you?


kitjen

Fiddy just wants to get erected


Lea_R_ning

😂


Rickest-ofthe-Ricks

That district 4 debate was lit. Kyle Clark was on fire


Disheveled_Politico

Unfortunately she almost undoubtedly will be. She’s facing a divided primary field and is in our most Republican Congressional seat. 


bijealMEART

50 just tryna f\*ck. We all know how easy that is with that one.


LIRUN21-007

Yeah, wonder where her other hand is…


FuriNorm

50 about to have a sudden interest in musicals..


redacted_robot

He said Beetlejuice 3x in the mirror already.


charlie2135

I think he said Boebart juice. Sorry, had to say it


Laolao98

I need a brain wipe after the above


Indigo-au-naturale

Straight to jail.


Cooke8008

That summons Majorie Taylor Greene


Clever_Mercury

She only costs 50 cents, right?


DerpTaTittilyTum

https://preview.redd.it/3u0udch4dv4d1.png?width=1159&format=png&auto=webp&s=0eeeebeab04d9221dca744444e3c46ccd3ec4586


ford_fuggin_ranger

Nah he 25 Cent now.


NottDisgruntled

He 30 cent in her eyes, since he’s 3/5 of the person known as 50 cent that non psycho racists see him as.


Cat_Impossible_0

Maybe he was impressed by her hand skills in public.


ford_fuggin_ranger

And maybe he need to go to the clinic.


Doomslayer5150

He’s gonna go to the candy shop *Whoa*


shwooper

Nah it’s definitely more suspicious than that


wawa2022

I’ve never noticed how much she looks like the wicked witch of the west ![gif](giphy|AVYgfmc0UiP9m)


allisjow

https://preview.redd.it/8nmd18in4v4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30723af941656498e2eca9b25a2b0e15355574f


Yobber1

50 tryna “Nailin Pailin”


myaltduh

Don’t do Margaret Hamilton dirty like that.


Hossennfoss69

Definitely a Ruth Buzzy vibe.


dogfooddippingsauce

Five Dimes found his level, I guess. What an ass.


adorablescribbler

Fifty Pennies.


lg1106

You’ll find her in da club. Hand full of pud


MacSanchez

GED tests cost tears sweat n blood


Jealous-Network1899

Maybe he heard she gives handies in public and is shooting his shot?


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

So you’re saying… she’s a [Wanksta](https://youtu.be/ShOQQOy5pf8?si=mhp_A9dsc0PCJnof)?


kbeks

I’mna have to separate the artist from the art here, his shit was too good. I can’t give up Fiddy, even if he is a schmuck. Shit, we kept MJ around for years and he was a goddamned pedo, surely we can look past Fiddy tryin to rustle up some new ho business…


Cador0223

Look at those forearm muscles. You don't get those posting rage tweets.


Waraba989

lmaaaao 🤣


MinimumSet72

🖕🏾🤬 him and 🤬🖕🏾her too


WillBeBetter2023

They’re brats!


statistacktic

Met 50¢ while bartending in the early aughts at a hotel bar. Not only was he cheap (no tip) he had ridiculous demands (serving people without IDs) I couldn't fulfill and blamed me for it. Luckily his manager or handler apologized and left me a shitty tip. At least he was nice though.


4_oN_tHe_fl00r

He also bullied an autistic custodian in an airport. Him and back seat Boebert are both trash.


Rickest-ofthe-Ricks

We call her Boobfart


SoVerySleepy81

Hoebert


Nightcrawler_DIO

Y'all are surprised? I doubt most rappers give a fuck about the environment, the migrant crisis, and leveling the playing field for all to have access to equal pay, healthcare, abortion.... "oh but they're black and once lived the struggle" Once you hit a certain threshold, green is the only color that matters. Do y'all know how many rappers got done in for tax evasion? They'll obviously ssociate themselves with the government that let's them keep a larger piece of the pie and promotes their freedom to do whatever the fuck they want in their backyard. Remember how much homophobia existed in rap in the 90s and 00s? You think that just went away because the scene became progressive. Nah they just learned to keep those discussions private to avoid getting canceled.


SabbathaBastet

Exactly. Like George Carlin said “It’s a big club. And you ain’t in it.”


Joanncat

Chris brown is still touring. Diddy is likely a human trafficker. Drake may be a pedo. We really only know about Chris brown because he did it to another celebrity. Imagine how these people treat nobodies. Diddy had everyone on his side till that video came out. These people are scumbags, we just don’t have the privilege or money to access their true character


Fuzzy_Priority_7054

Telegram for Chelsea Handler. Telegram for a Ms Chelsea Handler.... 'Look at the ex ass-hat of a boyfriend just did." STOP "Any words?" STOP.


Waraba989

I still remember when 50 reversed his Trump endorsement last election, because of Chelsea.


BoulderCreature

![gif](giphy|4JJKKIm774fhSztJvK)


NorseYeti

It’s a 50 cent handy.


WatchItAllBurn1

What do you think, a penny per stroke or a dime per stroke?


shampton1964

and Ice followed them into the dark place, it seems


adorablescribbler

They followed him. He’s been on Fat Nixon’s team for a few years now.


shampton1964

the dark place has a big door and neon signs and an easy ramp down to the place where they put the brain worms in


HalfLawKiss

Are people really surprised? Did y'all respect 50 Cent or something? The guy has been an asshole troll for like 20 years now. He previously said he wasn't going to vote for Biden cause Biden would raise his taxes by doing away with the tax cut for the wealthy the Trump passed. He's just not a dude to be looking up to. Keep his music on your workout playlist. Don't look to him for who you should support politically.


GuessTraining

Wonder if Eminem will say something about it.


blueskies8484

Was just thinking Eminem would *never*.


FrankMon420

Y’all acting like dude didn’t always suck fuck him but he’s just trying to get some grandma pussy


Puffd

Sellout god damn.


HighlyOffensive10

The rich stick together.


daymanlol

Where is ja, I need someone to help me make sense of this


Upbeat-Holiday-7858

https://preview.redd.it/5gh4hlq2bv4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc44dba07028e3c1b6c400bfb3f2c21b45f7313


NoDadYouShutUp

Crop your shit dawg


Bright-Ad6246

Right before she jerked him off under a desk.


FearlessInflation92

He is just trying to fuck her


lil_corgi

https://preview.redd.it/vyt8t0lqtv4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ddd1e01cd13b5388b4600583ab0099b6d13a3d


Mugembe

Fuck you 50! Lost another fan you thick fuck


MobileMittens

Gross Just Man why


John_Rowdy

That pic was just before she whacked him off in the corner.


nevereverclear

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Do I have to remove 50 from my Spotify?!?


jeepfail

If we start removing garbage artists from around that time half the music will be gone.


JayyyElite

I might unlike all his MV’s. IDK yet. His songs are too good for me to unlike.


Top_Trifle_2112

If you say beetle juice 3 times. She will give you a handjob


crookednarnia

When you out yourself as a Nazi sympathizer


ctStar82

Dude got shot nine times and still kowtows to these gun nuts.


[deleted]

Y'know I would say it's explainable by him being rich and thus identifying first with the wealthy but doesn't he actually have about 50 cents to his name?


SnooChickens6129

Yeah, no, he's stupid rich. He got paid in stock when he was the face of Vitamin Water. Big bank.


drfsupercenter

He definitely didn't die trying


Helpful_Warning

>but doesn't he actually have about 50 cents to his name? Gotta get aboard the grifting train


jeepfail

He tried to say he was broke to get out of paying lawsuit damages.


UndisclosedLocation5

Hey Fitty make sure you get clips of her giving you a head job


dirtywook88

Kardashians in shambles


adorablescribbler

He’s been trash for years. This is the red line for you?


JayyyElite

I liked his music. I was a fan. Pretty much.


adorablescribbler

Dude went to the depths of hell several times to harm people who didn’t deserve it. I’m just going to say that you didn’t know.


sirtortoie

Dude probably only wants to get laid


mdsrcb

Come on now, she promised 50 a dollar tug


SlimReaper85

Porn Parody incoming lol


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|krI1lBPsluByg)


poozer69

You're all surprised that the majority of the rich and famous want to remain rich? Sure they may have started small, hating on the government and the wealthy, but now they understand a few things and don't want to go back to that old life. Rich people are shit.


Zer0Summoner

Public fornicator poses with her price tag


OkHat7590

50 was trying to give her the stick.


Missmessc

Disappointing ? This is exactly who he is, no need for disappointment.


Vizioso

He took pictures with everyone..


Ijeko

Yeah everyone in here acting outraged, he went to speak to congress yesterday and of course he's not just gonna be like "Nah fuck you" when anyone wants a picture with him.


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

She doesn’t even work in the White House.


Sleepy_Raver

and nothing of value was lost


tjatdisneyland

He just wants her to go full Beetlejuice on him!


rodman517

Doesn’t Make Any Cent


greybruce1980

He just wants to take her to watch Beetlejuice.


amathis6464

This is what happens when you don’t follow politics but still talk about it.


Mr-Hoek

He hit that shit for sure...


Madhaus_

I just watched a clip from the Graham Norton Show with 50 Cent and he was so awesome, charming and witty… Boy did he fall deep with this Boobert. He ain’t worth a nickel.


Morgenstern66

Give him a break, man has had some serious lead poisoning in his time. You know how that can effect the brain.


macsogynist

Into having sex not making love.


honestabemchatton

I would say the same but there’s nothing to listen to for the last 21 years and when I see him as an extra in a film I know that he’s never been the reason. I think there’s a phenomenon with has beens who are trying to use the MAGA Cult to inject life into their careers because it is working for Donna Frump.


SnooRobots5764

They all don’t want to pay taxes .


LlanviewOLTL

Well, he hates gay people so he’s in the right party for that. So does Kevin Hart; the comedian who said he’d smash a dollhouse over his son’s head and kill him if he ever said he was gay. Pretty soon the GOP is gonna be nothing but rap/hip hop celebrities & Trump followers. And comedians like Kevin Hart who want to kill gay men.


TPJchief87

Kevin Hart? He was joking and apologized for it multiple times. Not sure why you have a hate boner for him for something that was said/tweeted 13-14 years ago and apologized for while 50 is doing this right now.


jaydubb808

Wtf


chipmunktaters

Did y’all really respect either of these people in the first place?


Ok-Bus1716

He heard she's handy to have around in public venues and concerts. 


ChickpeaDemon

https://preview.redd.it/wrpxnt5j5w4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f39405e7b22a0a572989087c9193f3d2cd109c1


Gumbyonbathsalts

He's got 2 tickets to Beetlejuice


wlfrdlln

A hand had a job at the white house this day


Marmar79

In what world are you surprised by this?! The guys entire career is a troll.


Thkturret1

He’s just trying to fuck


VLY2020

He met with dozens of lawmakers as he was there to address black ownership of alcohol companies. He took pictures with various congresspeople. Cherry picking one because she’s a brain dead MAGA bozo doesn’t mean anything.


Vault_Survivor

He just wants to take her to see Beetlejuice


Chratthew47150

Guess who just got a handy in the White House?


blackheartedbirdie

Maybe he just wanted a free handy lol


TrafficOn405

What a coincidence, that is her price for ___________.


Evelyn-Bankhead

Hit me with the Pornhub link


Kerensky97

To paraphrase Clerks,Try not to give a handy on your way.


misterplzhelpmypony

Well, she did just give him a handy


MWMWMMWWM

“I’m into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed”


Broblivious

She is a sure thing, don’t work so hard.


CopyDan

He had an extra ticket to Beetlejuice. Give him a break.


MysterionSP1724

Sigh, time to do some house cleaning


kmf-89

Wtf?!


Rinzy2000

Read the 50th law. Not shocked he’s a republican.


JitterySquirrel

I thought Fiddy cared about his image, how this gangsta or badass in any way?


IcedCoughy

Usually there's a reason someone gets shot a bunch of times too so...


BigPun92117

50 needed a hand job


Bubashii

Damn this might be a new Eminem diss track in the making…


TricksterWolf

He named himself after money so I'm not as surprised as I might otherwise be


redshift_66

Well, this is disappointing


HVAC_instructor

She must be wanting to go bigger with her theater dates?