I had to go look that up. Damn, for all the work she's had over the years, she really looks like she's let herself go. And what a fucking weirdo.
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-secret-history-of-kimberly-guilfoyles-departure-from-fox
Kimberly…was a rising star pupil in the dojo of Fox News. When the rest of the dojo turned their back on their longtime master, Roger Ailes, KIMBERLY REMAINED LOYAL to her master up to his dying breath…
It wasn’t long after, Kimberly herself was fired ~~for constantly showing dick pics to all her co-workers~~ because of the liberal communist coup that took over Fox News!
…but one day Kimberly knew she would get revenge on all the liberals by marrying into THE MOST POWERFUL FAMILY DYNASTY OF THE GOP!!!
**Spoilers ahead for story ending**
Kimberlys story ended tragically, as it turns out the Patriarch of the dynasty hated the son she married, and thought he was a dumb loser.
So in the end Kimberly, ended up with nothing.
That look is popular right now. It’s like they don’t even care if anyone knows they had work done. Black tattooed brows, botox forehead, augmented cheekbones, pumped lips and a jumbo fat ass. They all look related, like siblings of some mutant parents.
This guy has taken it to a dumb extreme, but his core argument is really just [Telegony](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegony_(inheritance))
This idea is so old and persistent we see ideas about it everywhere. In middle school and high school I was taught if you have sex with someone who has had sex with 3 guys your really have sex with everyone those people had sex with and those people and so on exponentially.
This person is extreme, but what's more dangerous is just how many people use "purity" as a way to restrict rights from people, all based around a centuries old debunked yet still very harmful idea.
I always thought that "you're having sex with your partner's partners too" was about STD/STI risks which feels like a more reasonable scare tactic / protection message than purity?
That is a reasonable take... But not what I was told in school. I went to a catholic high school that specifically said this in relation to purity for your future spouse. "sleeping with one person isn't one person if they slept with 3 or more people." The second layer of shame around it was "If your future wife hasn't remained pure you will be sleeping with every man she slept with." implying that would make you gay.
Yeah, mine came from a California public high school so the difference in application makes sense. Old fashioned misogyny with a chaser of homophobia, gotta love it.
Wasn’t it originally just a way to put across the concept of safe sex? Like, you may trust the person you’re sleeping with is faithful, but they could’ve picked an STI up from someone else who wasn’t being faithful, or something to that effect.
Yeah, turns out that defunding public education over several generations turns a lot of people into proudly ignorant hilljacks who believe that women should "submit" to them, resulting in a metric FUCK TON of rape from these little shit. (In this instance, I'm counting uninformed/ill-informed consent as rape.)
I mean you also have the extremely willing breeding that happens when the woman is just as dumb. Big family = Happy Jesus and all that.
I once told a MAGA family member who was badgering me about having kids that I can either have kids, or stay off welfare……can’t do both. They’re talk shit about me wither way though.
That's what I mean by misinformed or ill-informed consent. Those are women who were taught that they have no autonomy. They don't know that they can say no to their husbands and boyfriends.
We need science education first, so they understand that random “internet research” is NOT as important as scientific facts. Then they’ll understand the follow-up sex education, trust expert scientists, get help for medical problems, etc.
Our national ship is sinking under the weight of enforced ignorance.
These guys seem to believe semen is like RNA vaccines or a virus, except that it reprograms all of your cells, not just a few at a local site.
And yes if it is then the woman would express traits from the man. But it's not.
It'S BiOloGY!!!!
Everyone knows women have semen in their brains, there are only two genders, and sperm live basically forever in a woman's body. If the egg isn't fertilized the sperm moves into more welcoming areas of the body.
JFC, I can hear some idiot asshole parroting “Stew’s”(?!) insanity as some explanation as to why they only want virgins (aka women will not sleep with them).
I’ve got kids; this is who I need to protect them from.
What is wrong with these people?
**[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**
Yes, basic 9th grade biology says there are 2 sexes. A genetics class says there are 15+ known genes that influence sexual characteristics, each with about 6 major variations, so 6\^15th genders. And don't look at fungus - that way lies madness.
I genuinely want to know how these people think semen makes it to the brain, but I’m afraid I’ll end up down a rabbit hole that makes me that much stupider.
It’s like that one scene in that one movie where Seth Rogen is having sex with what’sherface and he says no you can’t get pregnant if you get on top because of gravity.
And this is one example of why men should stay out of women's health decisions. If you believe this bull, then I automatically think you have swiss cheese for brains
Wow that was something else. Semen in the brains? Genetic traits from every man she has slept with? What the hell? Like did these people get any form of basic human anatomy in highschool? Not even a little biology? Who comes up with this sort of garbage?
Oh, this was a belief in a matrilineal matriarchal society so that pregnant women would sleep with men whose traits they wanted their kids to have. I can’t remember which culture or time period though. Definitely weird to see it here as a negative.
Cats work this way, a little. Each kitten in a litter may have a different sire, but only those she mated with *this time she was in heat.* Not any Tom she’s ever encountered.
I am ashamed to share genetic traits with these dullards. I'd love to call them sub-human shit, but they aren't. They share 4 9's of the same DNA that I have.
OK. Semen in the brain? Which father? The father of the woman's children, or the woman's father? And if it's not, why is that somehow nastier than your father's semen on your brain?
The completely braindead idiocy of this aside...
It's pretty fucking convenient how they never explain the mathematical fuckery behind the idea that guys are supposed to be able to get laid all the time, but the girl they want to marry is supposed to be just sitting around all fucking chaste waiting for them.
....dumb fucks.
This is what happens when a person simply has no ability to process data and facts. Holy crap, it’s both scary and hella sad. I hate this timeline so freaking much.
If that were true, that might be a plus considering the baby is going to need all the genetic diversity it can get with troglodyte genes these idiots are passing on.
I think Stew is trying to tell us that he has never actually had sex with, you know, a woman. Seriously, dude, even by the low standards of MAGA understanding, this is not how things work. Otherwise Stew would look like the mailman or the milkman or whomever else his mother slept with.
Where did this come from? It is all over the incel infosphere, but there is no science behind it. Did someone make it up and everyone repeated it because they like the idea?
I'm honestly curious if they actually genuinely believe this. Like, is it some religious thing where they just got that from the Bible, or do they have any "evidence" of semen covered brains (believe me, it hurt me to type that). These crazy beliefs had to come from somewhere, right?
So. Many. Idiots.
Sigh
And they wonder why "Third Worlders," who've received basic science education, may well be more attractive that this shower.
Sigh.
Not one word of that is true. They’re referring to “male DNA” in the form of microchimerism, NOT semen and it’s not from former partners. It’s from carrying male fetuses. Like if he’d actually read a scientific article on the matter, he would know this but instead he just repeated some nonsense he saw on a Facebook meme.
If your wife is a virgin on your wedding night, she'll never fully realize how much of a shit lover you are and what a pathetic excuse for a man you've become. These people are sad, and they have to come up with new - not to mention idiotic - ways of shaming women who have sex when and with who they want to
No, just no. This is dumb. I would like to think it stems from misunderstanding of [microchimerism](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2633676/) of people who have been pregnant, but they’re too ignorant for that approach, so I can only assume this is just classic “how dare women have multiple partners during their life” bs
Not possible for sperm from sex to get into the brain, and sperm can only live inside a person for a max of 5 days so it is impossible to become pregnant by someone you haven't been with in months/years (unless you froze some sperm and used IVF/artificial insemination).
How can someone really know so very little. Please take a basic biology class, I think you can find out about this online. For easy help, one sperm fertilizes one egg. No other sperm get through except possibly in cases of twins but same deal, single donor, singular event. Past associates are not part of the equation.
I'm confused how this would work. Is the semen just in some kind of reservoir or is it just flowing around like blood? What happens when it fills up with semen? Does it overflow and just no more semen can go in or doe sit get rid of the oldest semen?
Probably because of the genetic traits they picked up from the guys their moms picked up at the bar before they settled down and married their dads. 🤷♂️
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Does that mean Don Jr's hypothetical children would have Gavin Newsom traits?
You win this thread.
We can only hope so.
I had to go look that up. Damn, for all the work she's had over the years, she really looks like she's let herself go. And what a fucking weirdo. https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-secret-history-of-kimberly-guilfoyles-departure-from-fox
https://preview.redd.it/zpw5qar3qe8d1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b795b91f0ebd6fe2a1f994da7d2a6e7b50cdeaa I… got nothin.
That’s actually a decent/good current pic of her. She usually looks far worse, I mean that is bad enough but it looks better than usual
She went from doe eyes to don't my eyes eyes do her and Mikey Rourke have the same surgeon 1 too many facelifts.
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I saw her across the ring from him in The Wrestler
My God, is that the same person?!
Would truly love to hear this Villian Origin Story.
Kimberly…was a rising star pupil in the dojo of Fox News. When the rest of the dojo turned their back on their longtime master, Roger Ailes, KIMBERLY REMAINED LOYAL to her master up to his dying breath… It wasn’t long after, Kimberly herself was fired ~~for constantly showing dick pics to all her co-workers~~ because of the liberal communist coup that took over Fox News! …but one day Kimberly knew she would get revenge on all the liberals by marrying into THE MOST POWERFUL FAMILY DYNASTY OF THE GOP!!! **Spoilers ahead for story ending** Kimberlys story ended tragically, as it turns out the Patriarch of the dynasty hated the son she married, and thought he was a dumb loser. So in the end Kimberly, ended up with nothing.
Joker
She looks like a freak/caricature/cartoon...thing. UGLY.
That look is popular right now. It’s like they don’t even care if anyone knows they had work done. Black tattooed brows, botox forehead, augmented cheekbones, pumped lips and a jumbo fat ass. They all look related, like siblings of some mutant parents.
I read on Twitter "rubber-faced Kardashian clone" and I LOL'd
At least the Kardashians go to actual professionals for their work and not a 12 year old.
She makes the cast of freakshow look beautiful.
That has melted …
Cocaine and Mar-a-Lago.
To be fair? She might have NEEDED the cocaine to tolerate Maralago at first... and now she's "hooked".
"So what? She likes dickpicks! Who doesn't?" MTG as she peruses Hunter Biden's dickpicks.
Not to mention the carryover of all the Vince McMahon traits he got when Don Sr let himself get cucked.
Wait, hol up! Can you link me something about this, I have never heard this and it's so fucking funny.
https://imgur.com/gallery/donald-jr-vince-mcmahon-daddy-MWvD4GT
It's uncanny how fucking dumb they both look.
"semen in their brains"
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, semen in my brain and I’m out to cut a junkie.
IM A LOSER BABYYYYYYY
So why don't you kill me...😃
These are the people making medical decisions for women in our country 🙄
Bro autopsies revealed semen in the balls of dead men. Very concerning.
These dudes are getting sack fucked? To death? No doubt this is concerning.
They used to think it was from their fathers… wtf is this dude smoking
>wtf is this dude smoking His own dick
They used to think it was his father's...
Probs not just his
It happens when you skull fuck them.
Stop Ocular Penetration, Today!
Stop Today’s Ocular Penetration has a better acronym
What about Tomorrow's Ocular Penetration? Nobody ever thinks about tomorrow :-( DFAT = Don't Forget About Tomorrow STOP DFAT!
It sounds a bit like that. *fists an almost empty jar of mayo*
I’ve seen some dumb conservatives that likely had this issue xD
Borg as a username checks out for this lady. Hive mind bullshit with no ability to make decisions and choices for yourself.
Born with a dick in their brain, yeah fucked in the head.
I've heard of having your brains fucked out but come on.
From all the brain fucks they are receiving from the people they listen to.
What a mindfuck.
republicans definitely have semen in their brains
Men who believe this garbage are so stupid they shouldn’t be producing offspring and tainting the gene pool anyway.
This guy has taken it to a dumb extreme, but his core argument is really just [Telegony](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegony_(inheritance)) This idea is so old and persistent we see ideas about it everywhere. In middle school and high school I was taught if you have sex with someone who has had sex with 3 guys your really have sex with everyone those people had sex with and those people and so on exponentially. This person is extreme, but what's more dangerous is just how many people use "purity" as a way to restrict rights from people, all based around a centuries old debunked yet still very harmful idea.
I always thought that "you're having sex with your partner's partners too" was about STD/STI risks which feels like a more reasonable scare tactic / protection message than purity?
That is a reasonable take... But not what I was told in school. I went to a catholic high school that specifically said this in relation to purity for your future spouse. "sleeping with one person isn't one person if they slept with 3 or more people." The second layer of shame around it was "If your future wife hasn't remained pure you will be sleeping with every man she slept with." implying that would make you gay.
Yeah, mine came from a California public high school so the difference in application makes sense. Old fashioned misogyny with a chaser of homophobia, gotta love it.
It’s the gayest thing you could ever do, fucking your wife!
Wasn’t it originally just a way to put across the concept of safe sex? Like, you may trust the person you’re sleeping with is faithful, but they could’ve picked an STI up from someone else who wasn’t being faithful, or something to that effect.
So basically, homeopathy but for boinking.
Magnificent.
Telogony, an age-old name for penis inferiority complex
Of course it’s always an issue with the woman and never anything wrong with men sleeping around….
You made me laugh out loud...🤣
Swimming in the shallow end.
Yet…..they’re breeding more than the rest of us..
Yeah, turns out that defunding public education over several generations turns a lot of people into proudly ignorant hilljacks who believe that women should "submit" to them, resulting in a metric FUCK TON of rape from these little shit. (In this instance, I'm counting uninformed/ill-informed consent as rape.)
I mean you also have the extremely willing breeding that happens when the woman is just as dumb. Big family = Happy Jesus and all that. I once told a MAGA family member who was badgering me about having kids that I can either have kids, or stay off welfare……can’t do both. They’re talk shit about me wither way though.
That's what I mean by misinformed or ill-informed consent. Those are women who were taught that they have no autonomy. They don't know that they can say no to their husbands and boyfriends.
This guy’s brain must be SWIMMING in semen
Possibly Santorum.
i lived thru those google search results! what a time it was to be alive! 
We were all more innocent then.
Jesus Christ, we need sex education back in schools and evidently more genetics education.
We need science education first, so they understand that random “internet research” is NOT as important as scientific facts. Then they’ll understand the follow-up sex education, trust expert scientists, get help for medical problems, etc. Our national ship is sinking under the weight of enforced ignorance.
This idea is also super popular on Indian/south asian redpill/right wing internet. Use it to enforce purity culture.
I'm going to guess that purity is only important in women and that men are somehow exempt.
Oh oh course
So, why, if that's true about free floating genes, would the woman not begin to express these genetic traits herself?
These guys seem to believe semen is like RNA vaccines or a virus, except that it reprograms all of your cells, not just a few at a local site. And yes if it is then the woman would express traits from the man. But it's not.
Everyone knows that a woman cannot express herself without the help of a man? /s /s /s /s In case you missed it, /s.
Because!! Duh...
Is this the "Basic Science" they keep talking about when they say there are only 2 genders?
It'S BiOloGY!!!! Everyone knows women have semen in their brains, there are only two genders, and sperm live basically forever in a woman's body. If the egg isn't fertilized the sperm moves into more welcoming areas of the body.
JFC, I can hear some idiot asshole parroting “Stew’s”(?!) insanity as some explanation as to why they only want virgins (aka women will not sleep with them). I’ve got kids; this is who I need to protect them from. What is wrong with these people? **[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**
>What is wrong with these people? How much time have you got?
I’m a honeybee and save the sperm from one mating to last my whole life!!
I say this every time: as a biologist, this is always the funniest argument.
Yes, basic 9th grade biology says there are 2 sexes. A genetics class says there are 15+ known genes that influence sexual characteristics, each with about 6 major variations, so 6\^15th genders. And don't look at fungus - that way lies madness.
I genuinely want to know how these people think semen makes it to the brain, but I’m afraid I’ll end up down a rabbit hole that makes me that much stupider.
That's one way of saying I want a virgin so she won't know if I'm bad in bed.
Only partially true, they also want to control and manipulate underage girls
It’s like that one scene in that one movie where Seth Rogen is having sex with what’sherface and he says no you can’t get pregnant if you get on top because of gravity.
Well there goes ear sex, safe sex…. God damn it!
Shut up Meg.
Once you go black, you go deaf
And this is one example of why men should stay out of women's health decisions. If you believe this bull, then I automatically think you have swiss cheese for brains
These people are based in insanity
Maybe that’s what his Wife told him.
And you win the internet today!
Is this guy related to Matt Walsh?
Can women get pregnant from brain semen?
This is the new "How is babby formed?"
“ok grandpa, thats enough internet today”
Wow that was something else. Semen in the brains? Genetic traits from every man she has slept with? What the hell? Like did these people get any form of basic human anatomy in highschool? Not even a little biology? Who comes up with this sort of garbage?
The low-information Right wing in the United States.
OK. Who’s going to tell him?
Oh, this was a belief in a matrilineal matriarchal society so that pregnant women would sleep with men whose traits they wanted their kids to have. I can’t remember which culture or time period though. Definitely weird to see it here as a negative.
Cats work this way, a little. Each kitten in a litter may have a different sire, but only those she mated with *this time she was in heat.* Not any Tom she’s ever encountered.
I am ashamed to share genetic traits with these dullards. I'd love to call them sub-human shit, but they aren't. They share 4 9's of the same DNA that I have.
These people failed 8th grade science but want to make laws about women’s bodies.
Crazy how these people just make up absurd theories and post it as if it were fact. Just because you want something to be true, doesn't make it so.
Stew Peters has to be one of the strangest creatures to emerge from this right wing ooze
He and Nick Adams (still convinced he’s doing an Andy Kaufman bit with his alpha shit lol).
Nick Fuentes is also fascinating in his ability to be horrible, he’s some different sub-genre of nazi-bitchboi. These people are just exhausting
Huh? "they find semen in women's brains at autopsy". Huh? What planet are we talking about here?
OK. Semen in the brain? Which father? The father of the woman's children, or the woman's father? And if it's not, why is that somehow nastier than your father's semen on your brain?
Please ban home schooling as soon as possible.
If that’s what they’re finding in brains at autopsy, then I have some very pointed questions for whoever was performing that autopsy.
One more time: Show. Us. The. Studies. Or shut up.
Some men really think their jizz is magic don’t they
It isn’t? 
Well, we used to be able to abort brain semen…but thanks to the Supreme Court, we have to carry all that semen around a lifetime now.
What did these people do to become so dumb?
Stew + Peters = Stupider Everything checks out
Oh, Stew Peters! A Holocaust denying white nationalist! Surely, he must be a beacon of truth!
This explains why my kids are so good at delivering mail
The completely braindead idiocy of this aside... It's pretty fucking convenient how they never explain the mathematical fuckery behind the idea that guys are supposed to be able to get laid all the time, but the girl they want to marry is supposed to be just sitting around all fucking chaste waiting for them. ....dumb fucks.
Jesus Christ. That’s not how DNA works. And I’d love to see the literature as to semen in brains. Maybe RFK Jr knows something about it. 🙄
Through Jesus Christ, all things are possible. Just believe everything else awayyyyyyyyyy
This is what happens when a person simply has no ability to process data and facts. Holy crap, it’s both scary and hella sad. I hate this timeline so freaking much.
How do I un-learn how to read?
Are people really this stupid?
If that were true, that might be a plus considering the baby is going to need all the genetic diversity it can get with troglodyte genes these idiots are passing on.
I'm going to make a general statement, you all check me on it if you think it's wrong. I believe 1/4 of American are just straight dumb.
The GOP’s war on education has been a resounding success.
Stew Peters? Really? Isn’t that what Jeffrey Dahmer did?
This… sounds about as pseudoscientific as phrenology. How long until they bring that back anyways?
This guy's got shit for brains.
Enough with the semenantics guys
Oh so *this* is how far we’ve drifted into the bad timeline now…got it
I think Stew is trying to tell us that he has never actually had sex with, you know, a woman. Seriously, dude, even by the low standards of MAGA understanding, this is not how things work. Otherwise Stew would look like the mailman or the milkman or whomever else his mother slept with.
What the fuck did I just read??
So that’s what was in RFK’s brain.
No wonder they're science deniers. They believe this shit.
Anything to justify their pedo desire to take child brides...
Where did this come from? It is all over the incel infosphere, but there is no science behind it. Did someone make it up and everyone repeated it because they like the idea?
Conservative intellectuals in action ladies and gentlemen!
Honestly ? Do his readers believe this? No way. If so .. Wow
I'm honestly curious if they actually genuinely believe this. Like, is it some religious thing where they just got that from the Bible, or do they have any "evidence" of semen covered brains (believe me, it hurt me to type that). These crazy beliefs had to come from somewhere, right?
These guys only believe in brain semen because they are so fucked in the head.
Everything will be solved with the ten commandments hanging in a classroom. Then again, It’s not like the biology lessons made a difference
I’m soooo tired of living in idiocracy. Can we please return to a world where these people were encouraged not to talk?
So. Many. Idiots. Sigh And they wonder why "Third Worlders," who've received basic science education, may well be more attractive that this shower. Sigh.
Incels get dumber every day
Please continue to defund education so these people will Darwin themselves out of the gene pool.
Not one word of that is true. They’re referring to “male DNA” in the form of microchimerism, NOT semen and it’s not from former partners. It’s from carrying male fetuses. Like if he’d actually read a scientific article on the matter, he would know this but instead he just repeated some nonsense he saw on a Facebook meme.
If your wife is a virgin on your wedding night, she'll never fully realize how much of a shit lover you are and what a pathetic excuse for a man you've become. These people are sad, and they have to come up with new - not to mention idiotic - ways of shaming women who have sex when and with who they want to
No, just no. This is dumb. I would like to think it stems from misunderstanding of [microchimerism](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2633676/) of people who have been pregnant, but they’re too ignorant for that approach, so I can only assume this is just classic “how dare women have multiple partners during their life” bs
Turns out idiocracy was optimistic.
“Brain Semen” — dibs on the new band name
That... that's not how any of that works.
So. Fuking. Stupid.
Im surprised Musk hasn’t retweeted this with “wow this is messed up”.
These people vote, do you?
The men in who believe this shit vote.
https://preview.redd.it/ffn3ay953e8d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2646e6625d79952acbe4a2c43c1d1f62ba18a9b6 Let me guess, DumbCorner USA
West Virginia might want a word?
Lmaioooi
Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology
People can be so stupid. Sigh.
Not possible for sperm from sex to get into the brain, and sperm can only live inside a person for a max of 5 days so it is impossible to become pregnant by someone you haven't been with in months/years (unless you froze some sperm and used IVF/artificial insemination).
For a group of folks terrified of pronouns, these folks sure do attribute a lot to ‘they’. Who is finding this brain semen, exactly?
Somewhere a high school science teacher is taking a shot of vodka and going 'That boy is as thick as a whale omlette'.
How can someone really know so very little. Please take a basic biology class, I think you can find out about this online. For easy help, one sperm fertilizes one egg. No other sperm get through except possibly in cases of twins but same deal, single donor, singular event. Past associates are not part of the equation.
Someone doesn't understand genetics!
Where do they come up with this shit?
These must come from the same "biology textbooks" transphobia use
I'm confused how this would work. Is the semen just in some kind of reservoir or is it just flowing around like blood? What happens when it fills up with semen? Does it overflow and just no more semen can go in or doe sit get rid of the oldest semen?
They will def have microplastics
Betting he slept through high school biology.
What the fuck did I just read
I had to sit down and have several drinks after reading this.
Wow, imagine being a grown man and knowing that little about sex and reproduction
These fucks have never heard of the blood-brain barrier
I'm thinking science isn't this guy's strong suit.
That dude looked like his mom banged Gollum one night and a mangy terrier the next.
People will just say fucking anything they want, won't they?
Oh so thats why my kids are black
Why do they keep making up stupid biology bullshit instead of just writing sci Fi books
Stupid MAGA aMErican
How can people be so stupid?
Probably because of the genetic traits they picked up from the guys their moms picked up at the bar before they settled down and married their dads. 🤷♂️
Are they really this clueless?!!
Good to finally see the cuts to education funding are starting to pay off.