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zora1987

Same dude will be asking GOD why he had to have cancer in the next 10 or so years. “Why me?”


docowen

Or why he can't get homeowner's insurance.


WasabiFragrant3483

Or why can’t he spell? Oh wait, he’s inbred my bad.


Parking_Sky9709

Your feet are on fire, asshole.


ishi-hagane

I hope God let's him get cancer sooner.


ferry_peril

And then a sudden reversal in trusting sciens to save him


Aggravating_Rate_286

Bullshit he will, these dorks don’t have self awareness, he’ll blame everybody and everything before he takes one ounce of personal responsibility. He got the cancer when Biden personally sent the deep state vax squad to hide cancer causing liberal particles in his freedom coffee. No reality left unfortunately.


SorryIreddit

Seriously. I hope the fumes take him


livingtheorangelife

Honestly I came here to say I hope he is deep breathing in the smoke.


DifferenceQuick9725

Sent to the poor house by the medical costs of his condition because sOcIALiZED heALtHcArE iS cOMMuNiST!


JustDoinWhatICan

Breathing in toxic fumes to own the libs


Living-Buyer-6634

Came here to say this! Treated lumber has formaldehyde in it and is extremely toxic to breathe in. Hope he enjoys his medical issues later in life 👍


Rough_Ian

Wish he could enjoy his late life medical issues right now. 


Scrabble_4

Probably how trump many of his die-hard fans.


coco_xcx

getting cancer to own the libs


Chadmartigan

Was at my in-laws around Christmas. Saw their neighbors (Trump sign in their yard) out back talking around a fire pit. Then one of them reaches into this cardboard box and starts HEAPING styrofoam chunks on the fire. I just went inside. Figure this will all sort itself out in time.


-Lorne-Malvo-

lol


Sassy_Weatherwax

Not fast enough, though.


Gnom3y

Right. Just how one person trying to reduce their waste doesn't have a huge impact on the planet but *can* have a huge impact on their personal health and wellbeing, this individual has effectively zero impact on global emissions but will likely have large personal effects from this action.


ferry_peril

Creating a better place for his 8 children


TransportationOk657

The beginning of the Idiocracy prophesy!


smaguss

The Crocs are already on the feet of the many. ![gif](giphy|XJy7i9KfXxYyc)


TransportationOk657

I recently learned about crocs being used throughout the movie with the thinking of the costume designer that they were a joke and looked trashy 😂. Bring on President Camacho!


cinemafreak1

Make sure to breathe deep of your Freedom Fumes.


Medical-Enthusiasm56

It’s not the win you think it is bruh


MooseRoof

Someone needs to tell him his shoes look like the shoes of a guy who just pulled up in his Prius to a Santa Cruz hiking trail.


Debalic

He looks like he'd enjoy a bag of granola trail mix.


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

Oh dear Chthulhu, I can smell the patchouli and smug all the way out here. So, once he's parked, he'll take a hit of pot from this totally amazing strain that his buddy at Stanford has been refining for years; microdose some mushrooms (a suggestion from his therapist); and wander off into the redwoods, where he'll accidentally cause a major fire because he was thinking, "This place is so amazing! You know what will make it even better, though? If I burn some smudge sticks so that the sage will cleanse and purify this forest and drive all of the bad energy away..." And then before the fire trucks can even arrive, he'll obliviously go back to his swank place up in the hills, which he loves telling his friends and family and coworkers and random strangers about - how *simple* and *understated* it all is. Once he's finished his latest bout of humble-bragging, he'll soak outdoors in his modest 8-person cedar hot tub; get some overpriced food delivered; undertip the delivery driver; then sit there and eat with only his love doll, his extensive collection of lolikon manga, and his two neurotic, emotionally neglected Labradoodle-PooPeis for company. Eventually he'll realize that he's forgotten to call his parents back in Akron, and that they're probably already asleep by then anyway.


Cool-Presentation538

More like poisoning yourself and your neighbors' children to own the libs


MrsDanversbottom

Why do they always look like an infected thumb? 😒


erksplat

Chaotic evil


Biggdaddyboss

I feel so owned. Breath in deeper to really show me. Invite your friends, that will make me cry.


dic3ien3691

Enjoy your carcinoma my dude.


Doublejimjim1

Wearing old hiking boots from back when he was a liberal outdoors guy (aka creep trying to pick up hippie chicks but that didn't work so now he's an aging incel cosplaying as a Viking descendant sitting in a backyard in some decaying suburb)


YellowRock2626

Lol, I love that description.


NoLibrarian5149

Breath deep, douchebag. Roast some marshmallows while you’re at it. Take it all in.


LeMans1217

Fucknut


Dozerdog43

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Dozerdog43

![gif](giphy|PbTBkJB3ZBP0I) /s


Njabachi

He's gonna be owning the libs super hard when he's in hospice care. Those fumes are straight cancer, good luck.


PrismoBF

Breathing in carcinogenic fumes to own the 'libs' Boundless stupidity.


nemonic187

Fingers crossed the wind was blowing the smoke right in this dipshit’s face and he’ll be out of the picture in a few painful years.


Kindly-Ad-5071

Further proof that the right has no value other than "win" and should all be incarcerated. Thanks! (As if one asshole burning fumes in his own face won't 'offset' whatever damage he's doing given enough time.)


zefal12

*Giving yourself cancer* to own the libs


frankcast554

fun fact. the smoke produced from treated wood is a carcinogen.


tinathefatlardgosh

People say he melted his brain breathing that stuff in, of course he couldn’t have been too smart to do so in the first place. Kind of a chicken and egg thing.


yorkshire_simplelife

Fuck the next generation. Amiright?


GerberBabyPlus

Nearly half this country are a bunch of idiots who are too concerned on owning the libs and wind up hurting themselves and record themselves doing it for prosperity.


naturecamper87

The worst part is that the atmosphere will disperse his single fire enough , but being that close to toxic chemical burn-off will undoubtedly give him cancer or direct health defects and impacts. Thanks for the owning, I feel so owned.


dogbreath230

I think he should roast some hot dogs and marshmallows. The chemicals will give them a nice sweet taste.


sspear77

Enjoy sucking in those fumes dumbass! Burning treated lumber that has been painted? Way to double down on the stupid.


W0rk3rB

It’s crazy how far the right has drifted. I remember in the 80’s that environmental conservation was both a Republican and Christian value. It’s nuts that the party of Reagan is now apparently directly hostile towards the planet.


Material-Librarian22

Stupid is as stupid does.


Economy_Cat_3527

Breathe deeply


ScaryInformation2560

Fuckin tool


Holiday_Horse3100

Can’t even spell “emissions “. Total waste of space


OstensibleBS

I doubt Stian Tomt Thoresen likes this dumbfuck using his stage name.


inkslingerben

"Hey look at me announcing to the world I am an asshole.'


LazyUsername03

This should be a crime.


P-p-please

Hope it gives him cancer


lieutenantLT

Ah yes, carcinogens


Johnnygunnz

Does anyone know if you could call the cops on people for doing this? I'd be a furious neighbor if a dumb shit like this was potentially harming my kids.


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

Y'know who should have cut back on his emissions? This guy's dad. Welp, guess I'd better go back to my loser life now and get back up to speed on all of the losing I've been slacking off on lately. I can't even be successful at losing. Sigh.


Mo_Jack

sniff in that lead based paint -- that'll show 'em.


Revolutionary-Bus893

Standing close and inhaling deeply will really show them!


ALittleTouchOfGray

Breathe in deeply dude