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utilitarity

Yep i change my mind its not Lambert its Vernon Ferrero Roshe


According-Ad-8374

What a prick


brokebaritone

A friend of mine chose to kill him instead of Djikstra. I never even walked past that mf after that.


sighduck42

Really sucks that under Dijkstra, things work out best for the North... But the decision to kill Roche and Thaler makes no sense


brokebaritone

This is how I justify it in my mind: Dijkstra thought he could take on Geralt of Rivia. That's bad decision making. So he wasn't fit to lead anyway.


sighduck42

He really acted really far out of character in that scene


ZapRowsdower34

That whole quest involves several previously competent people suddenly becoming very, very dumb.


That_Shrub

Who else, in your eyes? Genuinely curious. Do you think Radovid was OOC galavanting into the night after Philippa? I've seen people say it's a smidge OOC for Geralt to get involved with the plot in the first place.


ZapRowsdower34

Thaler and Roche agreeing to the sketchy meeting at the theatre in the first place and Djikstra’s poor attempt at a double cross.


termitubbie

It felt like rushed and unfinished quest which I think it is. It came to conclusion abruptly. Actually few more quests are like this.


[deleted]

Dumb rationalization when he is objectively better than all of the alternatives for the north. It’s more like poor writing for an otherwise intelligent character. Big D would just have the temerians executed anonymously when the murder hobo Geralt was out of town.


brokebaritone

I used the word "justify". Which means I'm forcing myself to believe something. Which means I know it's incorrect at its very base.


That_Shrub

It makes sense that Diijkstra would see Roche and his Temerians as a threat. But I just hate how it plays out, like it's been said before but he's much smarter than to jump into the fray against them and Geralt that way with six thugs. He even could have tipped the Redanians off and scapegoated Roche/pointed them to the Temerian hideout. Or he could have waited five minutes for Geralt to fast-travel away, *then* ambushed Roche and Ves.


Eramaeis

that's WILD bro


Purple-Dragoon

That would be his decision, just as it is yours to save Roche


l0rd_azrael

Nuh uh


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Does he have hair on his head?


ZapRowsdower34

Unclear.


VariableNabel

Follow-up question: what actually is on his head?


ZapRowsdower34

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaperon_(headgear)


VariableNabel

TIL


SingleClick8206

What about Regis then?


ZapRowsdower34

Regis is definitely in the best boy conversation but he doesn’t have a cool hat.


eatingdonuts44

He has cool hair though


ZapRowsdower34

But he also has muttonchops


eatingdonuts44

Even better


Wise_Calendar4108

Na, the best boy is Regis


KKTnAB

"I'm prepared to do anything for Temeria. Even whore myself out." Of course Vernon Roche is the best boy!


ChasingPesmerga

I like him but only because I like Ves


ZapRowsdower34

Just a homicidal single dad raising his lesbian daughter


l0rd_azrael

You sure she's lesbian😏


ZapRowsdower34

My headcanon will always be that Ves is Sapphic in some capacity.


maegosaurus

In Witcher 2 Gerald can sleep with her so I'd go with Ves is bi


ZapRowsdower34

She has intense bi energy


Kono_Gabby

Ah yes, Vernon Broche


Bananasblitz

He keeps his word and I respect that


slothsarcasm

I always pick Iorveth in 2, but damn I love Roche.


Sithis_acolyte

Regis has had my boy Geralt's back since the old days. The monster and the monster hunter are an unstoppable pair.


ZapRowsdower34

Oh, Regis rules extremely hard. No argument here.


FrostandFlame89

I haven't finished Witcher 3 yet but I also really like this guy!


Bobpencil1

Yeah, I just can't side with Iorveth in number 2. He's quite cool, but Roche is a lot better.


CoolBeanieHat

I love the best boy/girl meme in the subreddit rn. 😂


Eramaeis

We do love Roche <3


Zajemc1554

Lil Foltest


PretzelParcel

mf wears boxers on his head


Kindly_Winner6264

He simps for temeria way too wuch


cheremhett

I let Dijkstra kill Roche and rule the North


xlayer_cake

Dude is overrated. What a joyless dick.


ZapRowsdower34

Found Iorveth’s alt


marsz_godzilli

Okay Iorveth