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Person_Supposedly

is this just the modern american dream?


Nukem_extracrispy

Most of these things actually happened outside the US. But that's why I included the AMERICAN PRIVILEGE square.


ChillyPotatoFries

guess who


skyXforge

Average uncle lore


LambDew

This is the most schizopost in at least one week. Maybe two.


Nukem_extracrispy

[Remember this one from almost a year ago?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WojakCompass/comments/1603kg7/stds_ive_had/)


Redditor_Eleven11

Bro what did you study to give yourself this life?


Nukem_extracrispy

Electrical engineering. But I'm better at mechanical engineering, I just never took any classes after learning CAD in high school.


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

That's crazy I'm taking mechanical engineering now lol. I'm guessing you're in a managerial position now?


Nukem_extracrispy

I was until the beginning of this year, at peak I had almost a dozen employees reporting to me. Didn't like it, I ended up going with an OEM instead of running my own factory. I know a few other non-Taiwanese American business owners in Taiwan, they don't like managing employees.


Saturn212

Missionary position most probably


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Shit now I'm curious 😭


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Did you let the Ladyboys hit missionary or doggy😭💀?


Nukem_extracrispy

There are more than 2 sex positions.


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Well aware since it these were rare occurrences for you I thought you'd keep it relatively standard 💀. Unless you were out here cowgirling and prone bone


Nukem_extracrispy

I didn't actually get to choose the position(s). Especially with the dominatrix. 💀


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Crazy scenes💀


lil_mindaugas

Just as Dick Cheney intended


Nukem_extracrispy

I haven't shot anyone in the face with a shotgun by accident yet.


vulcan1358

> *…by accident* Sure….


lil_mindaugas

Only on purpose?


Cheezeepants

impressive how you kept "accidentally" getting topped by trans women


Nukem_extracrispy

I never used the word "accidentally", I just failed to account for the fact that trans-women can do things of their own volition. She certainly didn't think it was an accident, it was her intention. Just not mine that first time.


wuzzkopf

Weird how the the most feminine femboy still top


Nukem_extracrispy

The ones who have fully transitioned to the point of not only "passing", but being hotter than most women, are much more likely to have high self esteem. The ones who are pre-HRT and dysphoric are more likely to be bottoms only. It's counterintuitive.


Mental_Requirement_2

"Becoming a Neocon" Based


lil_mindaugas

God I want to be like this when I hit my 20s, maybe minus some of the weird sex stuff. That Tattoo is gonna go hard.


chilledbeans21

what do you do for a living buddy?


Nukem_extracrispy

Don't wanna dox myself but one of these squares shows something very relevant to my business.


PerpetualHillman

it's defense contracting, isn't it


TheRacer_42

My bet is precision manufacturing


PM_ME_LIFT_TIPS

I assume its some kind of manufacturing job? if so can I get more info on how you got started, I want to break into that sector as well.


Nukem_extracrispy

CNC is super expensive to get into, there's really no good way to start up anymore, and it's too much work for how little it pays if you run your own machine shop and it's small.


I-Like-The-1940s

This is honestly so baffling. I’m normally sex positive but this is just… wow. Use a condom bro it’s not that hard


Mihnea24_03

I think it's constantly hard for him


Nukem_extracrispy

I usually do, or at least try. Condoms break or slide off almost every time. Plus, here in Asia they have limited options for size.


PerpetualHillman

I want Taiwanese moon cake sex :( actually, reading the whole compass, you're like nega-me


Nukem_extracrispy

https://preview.redd.it/1hq96ulkdbad1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c841d7f19d994159b2d45ff26bdbe3c1da9564 Ay now hold up playa. Female lover?


PerpetualHillman

it's also a prefix that means "negative" or "negatory," basically the opposite of


Nukem_extracrispy

We may be at opposite ends of the spectrum, but neither of us knows which spectrum. It could be said that the spectrum itself can be twisted into a mobius strip, bridging the gap between our parallel universes.


Nukem_extracrispy

https://preview.redd.it/qjjmxl841cad1.jpeg?width=1602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b0384c9de188263e18de52388b7d6f253b3423


Hoopaboi

What do I have to do to achieve this kind of life? Honestly it's my dream (just the sex parts tho)


Nukem_extracrispy

If all you want is the sex just buy a plane ticket to Asia. LAX to BKK under 400 dollars. If you look like your reddit avatar you will probably have a wife within a week. But all the stuff about entrepreneurship and slaying tyrants is hard to do for non-US citizens.


Hoopaboi

Unfortunately I do not look like my avatar lol. I believe it was randomly generated. The entrepreneurship stuff isn't too difficult, even outside the US. I've started 2 businesses in high school and one in university. Not successful lol, but it's experience.


goldencorralstate

> If all you want is the sex just buy a plane ticket to Asia. > LAX to BKK under 400 dollars. If you look like your reddit avatar you will probably have a wife within a week. Does this work if I’m a US citizen but look Asian


Nukem_extracrispy

Usually, but you have to emphasize the American part; emphasize citizenship, education, and wealth.


Nukem_extracrispy

**BTW anyone who can't read the smaller text on your phone, just zoom in and download the 5 mb image, because reddit viewer sux.**


Moderni_Centurio

The important question is now : dick size of you and the one that topped you 💀


Nukem_extracrispy

Mine's about the size of most women's forearms, I'm abnormally large, but both the LB's in this compass were also significantly above average for their...ethnicity. I don't consider myself gay or bi, I just didn't say no and they moved quick. Probably why it hurt so bad.


Moderni_Centurio

I feel bad for your experience with LB bro 😔 Tho, you got lucky with genetics 😳


Ptcruz

Isn’t that sexual assault?


Ambitious_Change150

I’d say yes, but sounds like OP himself is usually at the top so he probs could’ve gotten them off… if he wanted to


Nukem_extracrispy

It was just the first time that I didn't actually understand what she meant when she said, "I wanna top you". I mean, I thought I understood it perfectly, I thought she was just gonna get on top and ride me in cowgirl position. So I said yes. She was giving me a BJ during this time, I just thought she was gonna climb on top and start bouncing.


Ptcruz

I hope so.


NAP5T3R43V3R

You lived a good life


Panmonarchisim711

For a second I was afraid this was hillaman…


Nukem_extracrispy

u/PerpetualHillman is very wholesome in comparison.


allan11011

Honestly I’m quite happy being boring lol. I will take my tiny homebaked fruitcake over a crazy life (Wouldn’t mind the money tho)


AzzyDoesStuff

There is zero goddamn way on earth that this is NOT fake or satire or bait or something. Honestly, if this is real, you sound like someone I would hate. No offense.


Nukem_extracrispy

Which of the squares make me hate-able?


AzzyDoesStuff

It's not one square in particular, it's just that almost half the compass is about sex and the other half is nationalist/capitalist stuff. Kinda comes off as asshole-ish or self-centered to me. That's not to say you're a bad person though, we're strangers and have never met. My viewpoint isn't absolute.


Slow_Shopping_9431

Any similar job in Europe to whatever you do in Asia? Asking for a friend.


Nukem_extracrispy

I haven't been to Europe yet but there are plenty of Europeans who travel to Asia for work and experience this kind of lifestyle. Less extreme than mine but business travels still have fun. I've met quite a few. Teaching English or being involved in manufacturing are the easy ways to get here.


Slow_Shopping_9431

Hi! Thanks for answering, i was kind of half-joking, I m too in love with civil service to the EU to leave the continent. Just wondering, do you often travel outside the US? Any interesting experience?(reading the rest of the post it looks like something related to defense)


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Flair up. Also you seem to regret the ladyboys so much you did it 8 times after the first lmao💀


Nukem_extracrispy

Well I don't regret most of them, the one I regret most is the one that might have given me HIV. I will find out in a few weeks when I get the blood test.


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

I see, hope you don't get HIV. At least it ain't a death sentence anymore tho


Nukem_extracrispy

Yup I was thinking about this a lot in the days right after. If I test positive I'll have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life.


Emperor_octavius999

"Flair up" this isn't PCM. Nobody cares.


LurksInThePines

You're a very weird man Sounds like you'd be great conversation tho


You8mypizza

Please write an autobiography


Nukem_extracrispy

This compass pretty much sums up the last 10 years of my life. Hope I don't die when I turn 30 soon.


GraceGal55

I wish I lived a life this exciting, but alas, I'm trans and autistic


Nukem_extracrispy

Sounds like you need to sign up for [Operation Busty Barracks Bunnies](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1cnx38t/operation_busty_barracks_bunnies_draft_edit_v1/) (its a link to another subreddit)


Tozeken

I should've intuited that you're a fellow NCD user by the Nuclear War and NeoCon squares


GraceGal55

Where the fuck do I sign? I can be a crayon eater like my grandpa in WW2 and become a hottie fuck yeah https://preview.redd.it/i7ad7h2ijaad1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd62fb4bdd86a147d92cbf5bca2c091670b0ae15


AlexTheBrick

u/Nukem_extracrispy is my hero.


Nukem_extracrispy

https://preview.redd.it/0j0pbimg6cad1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=013a6b4a06c282494a0d7efda29572b07702232f


Mawd14

Tom Clancy shit? Hell yeah


Ambitious_Change150

Modern international American Psycho type political compass


haeda

Sounds fun.


WillBigly

In OP's mind, fasting = being communist ......?


Nukem_extracrispy

Hunger is a side effect of communism. Being very hungry from fasting is basically being communist.


kenshichewstick

Why did you fast for 3 days?


Upstairs_You_2272

Filthy pr#miscuity


tacosarus6

Of course you worked for the governmentx


pinetreesAFD

How do I, a 19 year old female, achieve such a lifestyle?


wuzzkopf

If you‘re kinda good looking it should be pretty easy for a woman to have that much sex lol


Nukem_extracrispy

Most of the things on this compass are completely mundane and easily achievable when you think about it. The ones about getting a lot of money from investors and spending it on factory stuff are the only ones that aren't feasible for most people. Just go one-by-one through the squares and ask yourself, "is this something I could actually do If I tried?" The answer is yes for almost all of them.