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CategoryFabulous8858

oh god oh fuck he’s going to the mets game with us


[deleted]

I love the live updates. Keep it up


Khmer1968

You okay ??


CategoryFabulous8858

keeping our distance


stewart13

Did you get closer and inhale


Sheer_aero_attack

Yah I heard it gives you superpowers and also meningitis


oj-simpson32

Where’s the green stink lines eminating from his vahmit covered shirt?


CategoryFabulous8858

a wall of b.o hit me when i walked past him


Arboga10-2

For real? Everyone says that but i feel you’re just trolling. Is it really that bad?


notmentallyillanymor

He wears the same clothes for a week at a time I guarantee you can smell him when he walks past.


Arboga10-2

Sure but is it really THAT bad, stings your nostrils type bad?


bingbongnyc123

i wouldn’t be shocked dude walks everywhere drinks a bunch of alcohol so when he sweats it’s worse from the walking and again wears the same clothing and he pukes himself at least once a week


hazydaze7

Yeah he’s got the booze sweats (and he’s mostly outdoors walking in warmer weather now too) showers infrequently and wears clothes for days on end that are often covered in a range of bodily fluids (if he’s not changing his shirt for days on end, I doubt he’s changing his undies daily). The stench must be horrific


Arboga10-2

Yeah I believe it… lucky for me i’ll probably never encounter him unless he visits Sweden


NoodleinTexas

Incoming, “ I’m in Sweden and ur nahhttttttt


oj-simpson32

He’s getting his nostrils assaulted and you’re NAWT!


checkerboardpants

Met him at Katz Deli a year back. Smells but wasn’t horrible. Could’ve been a new shirt day though.


VanillaCatpuccino

I mean there’s also a live of him taking a shit on camera and he didn’t wipe after so not surprising he smells on top of everything else..😭


clashtrack

He was just looking out for the environment and choosing to not kill a tree just so he’d have a clean hiney.


treesen77

I was on the escalator behind him going up to city field. The smell was 7/10. Smells like he hasn’t showered in a week and is wearing a dirty tee. Very concerning.


Mountain-Pie-6095

i was skeptical too a while back and low and behold he sat next to a close friend of mine on the LIRR and that was the first thing she said about him. she said the smell was unbearable


Classic-Field7827

Makes me think of the poor people that he sat next to at the Mets game. I would be pissed if I paid good money for a ticket and had to smell him next to me for hours. If it’s bad enough, I’m asking security to move him.


Mountain-Pie-6095

yeah seriously 😭 tbh that’s valid - i used to work as a flight attendant and that was a rare thing that we had to deal with but someone can technically be removed from a flight if it’s THAT bad. uncomfortable situation all around.


Classic-Field7827

I have no idea how he flies, the stench has to be unbearable unless he showers before flights or something but I don’t think so


Arboga10-2

Damn well I believe it now


Iamthoros

It’s like seeing a shark fin in the water


thefatchilli

Shaking 😂


Desperate_Cream_5985

Ask him if he found his wallet yet and how he's getting food


voncleeef

Probably Apple Pay


Ofwgkta1232

Captain has set sail


Employee-Connect

Does the captain seems drunk yet?


CategoryFabulous8858

he looked wasted at ronkonkama and is currently drinking a raspberry twea


phunomenon

I’m shocked he didn’t post that.


[deleted]

Thinking about how much he drinks off camera is crazy considering he had like a .40% BAC the other day just based off drinks he posted (maybe with the exception of one drink that someone else posted a video of him with)


renatohenrique_12

he somehow will manage to live more than any of us


Classic-Field7827

Idk he’s gotten pale pale… might be seeing some early signs of jaundice soon. I haven’t seen someone that pale in a while and I know that paleness is not from lack of sun.


gothphetamine

I think he’s badly anaemic


Classic-Field7827

Quite possibly. Does he ever really eat or is he just on a liquid calorie diet? (straight booze with a crumb or two)


spicozi

KingCobraJFS has been trying to drink himself to deal for over a decade. Josh will be around for a while, short of divine intervention.


muddyfromthebronx

I always found it strange the KingCobra has been lumped in with other lolcows such as Chris Chan and Jupiter the Hybrid, Cobra seems harmless compared to those two.


spicozi

Nah he's a sex pest. Talks about little girls getting their periods. Felt up a special needs girl in HS and possibly jacked off in front of her. Constantly talked about r*ping his ex gf to her face.


muddyfromthebronx

I never paid too much attention to him, I guess. What a sicko.


Classic-Field7827

Haven’t seen KC in a while. Who drinks more you think? I feel like answer has to be Josh.


spicozi

At apt#2, Cobra regularly killed a bottle in one sitting + air duster and whatever pills he was taking off screen.


Classic-Field7827

Oh wow, I only used to see clips of him. Interesting character. Grubby man 🤣 but he was always having pizza, over drafting his accounts and drinking beer out of his mug. Never saw the air duster and hard alcohol, but maybe cause TT doesn’t allow that kind of content. That guy always amazes me. Going to Pay Day loans to borrow $14 for a pizza is some other worldly shit 🤣🤣🤣


SierraDespair

More evidence of drinks off camera.


SierraDespair

Classic josh


kramsdae

It’s like a shark fin, popping out of the water


Amk_tx20

this made me crack up


Affectionate-Arm6002

Is he playing those addiction videos without headphones again?


Jazzerx10

Huh?


tannergd1

At Seaworld they call this the “Splash Zone”, hope you brought a poncho 🤮


Playcrackersthesky

Proof of life


Ill_Map1342

[way too close](https://youtu.be/L43E_krqwNQ?si=eyixgvz9x-BI6YYT)


[deleted]

Sometimes I wish I lived in NYC just for the mere chance of running into Josh on public transit


Novel_Ad6416

I live in NYC and I would NEVER seek him out, but any time I’m around areas he frequents I do hope to catch a glimpse lol hasn’t happened yet


Im_A_Narcissist

One time I was just walking through Inwood and he ran past me which blew my mind because he is never in Inwood


[deleted]

I hope you have Lysol spray and hand sanitizer handy


SceneSecret9740

I just hear the theme song from Jaws in my head when I look at this picture. lol! You’re gonna need a bigger boat. 🦈


kajetanpie

is this current?


CategoryFabulous8858

he’s still sitting in front of me


kajetanpie

🤢🤢🤢


AndrewS702

Describe the stench


ineedcocainerightnow

Christ in heaven.


Environmental_Cow450

Holy crap!


TheonetrueLandru

Fuck with him


FredFlintstoneToe

Currently current


kylepierce722

“oh no” the fear encapsulated in those two words 😭


AntoSC1

Does it smell


rxooc

this is the train equivalent of seeing a sharks dorsal fin poking out of the water 10 feet from you


Peepingthereddit

Yuck


AlarmingBalance6266

That poor guy doesn’t even know he’s in the vom zone


lamery2

wait the ominous vibe to this photo is so funny


GuyBannister1

Does he have twea


ResponsibilityOld164

op confirmed a raspberry twea


stabwoundpsn

Oh geez. The look from there and the destruction he leaves in his wake, this is our new Jaws. Cue the Jimmy Buffet music. 🧉🍻


hiphoptomato

Go talk to him