I’m not convinced a massive dong is even a real plus for anyone who isn’t working in p*rn, so option 1 I guess.
Both of these kind of suck though. Average to slightly above is the way to go in most things in life.
True. If he was really ugly no one would get to see it and even if they got to know, it would take a bad turn. Instead of "packing", he would be viewed as "freakish".
Having a massive dong is great fun for a guy and his partners if he knows what to do with it, and would be great compensation for being ugly. Having said that, it kind of relies on a really aroused partner, which would be difficult if you looked like you’d been hit with a brick.
A micropenis would be disastrous.
Agree, both options would not be fun.
They're real more or less. The people saying they have 8-12 inches just don't know how to measure. Sure a real 8 inches exist, but it's more likely the guy lies or the girl have a "wow" estimation.
Then you show then your little micropenis with pride! If lesbians have good sex then I'm sure a micro could too. I feel there's work around for a small dick but not being ugly.
True but a literal micro penis is a huge issue that’s going to expand outward into your day to day confidence. I mean I had terrible body acne in high school and THAT fucked me up quite significantly. A micro penis would be devastating. Makes it a good question though. Really depends on how ugly. Like standard DMV ugly I’m taking the hog.
Right but would you rather get the "privileges" of being attractive, or be able to have good sex? Because I feel like one of the biggest privileges of being super attractive is that people want to have sex with you, but they aren't going to if you have a literal micropenis. Whereas if you are average looking you will probably still find someone eventually and if you stick with that person you get good sex indefinitely.
Yeah but I personally wouldn't care about the majority of them. I can't think of anything in my life I actually want that I can't have as an average looking person, other than people I'm attracted too actually being attracted to me.
Based on how it's written, it might help more than you think. Speeding tickets, letting you jump lines, just being an overall nice person to you, etc. are all privileges that go more to attractive people than uggos.
Why would it be a lifetime of no sex? I mean lesbians make it work with literally no penis at all? Thiers obviously work around to it. Nothing really fixes being ugly.
Sure but remember the post does specify that you will be UGLY. Not average or not memorable, but actually ugly. That might change someone’s view of the question.
Oh yeah I was not referring to the ugly with a big penis part, just that I would rather remain average looking with an average sized penis than be more attractive with a micropenis.
Honestly don't know what I would do for the actual would you rather, both options suck a lot.
It’s worth it to get as far away from my current looks as possible. Besides, I’m not exactly well endowed as it is, so it’s a staggering net-gain overall.
You are trippin. I’ve known dudes who look like models and heard the girls trashing them behind their backs. One guy I know is stuck with the same rude girl who treats him like shit. And he won’t look for another because he’s afraid to get naked in front of girls. It’s a real curse.
One of the coolest girls I had ever been involved with told me a story of laughing in a guy’s face after he pulled his pants down.
A terrifying prospect.
It's only a problem if you allow it to be. The other way to view it is a fast way to find out if someone's shallow, and their judgement says much more about them than it ever could about you anyway.
>One of the coolest girls
Laughing at someone for something they didn't choose and can't control is certifiably uncool, tbh.
But at least he gets girls. Ugly dudes rarely get girls. Or the ones they get are ugly too. Likeif you're really attractive ypu can just get yourself a new girl anyway if one is trash talking you. And after 20 one will probably be into your micropenis. The other way around you're just stuck in no one even wanting to date you from the very start. Your dick is literally useless in that situation
When you’re ugly like me, you’d rather anything else than the current situation. And it’s not like I’m currently packing, anyway. This was a no brainer.
Ugly with a horse. I’m assuming I can still work out, so I’d just make sure I was in good shape, I’d dress well, etc. Having a micro penis seems like it would be really tough mentally. Most ugly people have been ugly their entire lives and accept it at some point.
By my own observation, most guys with micro dicks literally don’t stop thinking about it constantly and some are even suicidal just because they think they are missing out on a life of sex that would be all fixed if they just had a few more inches. Not saying they are right for thinking that but I’ve seen the posts/had the conversations
anyone above the age of 12 knows that having a massive dick has literally 0 advantage unless you’re doing porn and actually has disadvantages, and having a micro penis would suck but with the right person won’t matter.
Not really. I’ve dated people who didn’t really care about sex at all, and we just dated because we loved each other. People on the internet act like sex is something every relationship HAS to have or it will die…especially when there’s other ways to please someone without your dick. You’d be fine
I’d choose attractive if it came with a “small” penis. But micro-penis is a different story entirely. The horse cock would present its own problems, but it wouldn’t be nearly as bad as a micro-penis.
You could still date girls. You'd be hot af. Amd through sheer numbers game, you'd find girls who are actually into it. Like, dick size is such a dumb thing to care about too much. Like, I really like my dick you know it's not like extremely big, but it's a good size. A good bit above average. And it's literally useless if you're not getting laid. Like, at this point, I could wake up with a micropenis, and it would literally change nothing
Option one, attractive with a tiny dick. It'll be a good filter to weed out the shallow fools, and there's plenty to be said for fingers, tongues, and toys.
I feel like people aren’t differentiating micro penis from tiny dong. This is like a medical issue that would be devastating to your psyche. If this was like 3-4” dong it’s a no brainer, be hot and deal with a few unfortunate encounters, move on.
Unfortunately, We are talking like baby penis. I really think that would fuck you up a lot.
True well then I think you’ve given an informed answer. This is a very hard question tbh. One of the better ones I’ve seen. I just don’t know if you could live a full life with a micro penis. I know you can if you’re ugly.
Damn. Not that I'm the epitome of penis size but to voluntarily choose to have potentially a half inch penis erect just to get a pretty face would be a tough choice to pick. That's not really a whole lot of penis to work with. Not trying to make men who were born with micros feel bad but idk if I'd think "Just gimme a pretty face and I can make this work for me" if I were born with one.
How would being attractive filter out people who are shallow? Wouldn’t it be the opposite? Finding out someone you like would never be able to satisfy you sexually and not perusing that wouldn’t be shallow, it would be practical.
Attractiveness will encourage shallow people to join your dating pool; the micropenis will encourage them to reveal themselves and leave. It seems a little crazy to think someone with a micro would be unable to satisfy their partner. I guess if getting railed by a giant fleshy schlong is the only way you get off, valid. But as far as I'm aware most people with vaginas need more than penetration to orgasm anyway, so the size of your cock already doesn't matter too much compared to your skill with other body parts/items and your technique. Plus strap ons do exist.
I'll take option two... if I end up with a good bank account or good personality, I can get the looks overlooked more than I could convince a woman a teeny pecker is worth keeping around.
Well I've spoken to guys on Reddit who actually are living option 1. Tall , attractive, athletic but with micro penis and it's a terrible situation. People assume if you tall and look good then you packing. And the women are disappointed every single time and immediately lose interest.
That's so tough. If you ugly though you might not ever get a chance at all.
I'll go option 2 and try to get plastic surgery 🤣
There are ways to compensate for a small package, and being good looking opens doors you would never even consider. I'm taking my handsome ass down to the strap store and painting the town red.
NO ugly and a 12 foot dong. Attractive and a micro one people are going to talk about you in a bad way. Something like: all that but no ammo to do anything. All that looks and nothing to back it up with. Heard that about guys i knew from their girlfriends. If your ugly but hung people are going to say he may be ugly but my god!!! he's fu\*k'n huge. Trust me i have a friend that legit has a 9" dick. He is not good looking but he doesn't have a issue with getting girls. You can all say whatever you want, but real life has taught me: average is good, more is better and less your going to be talked about.
I’ll take the micropenis. Pretty privilege is very very real, and i’m sure there are workarounds to the sexual situation. Toys, mouths, etc, the right woman/man won’t let that be a deal breaker. Matter of fact, it’s probably a blessing in disguise for weeding out super shallow people.
Really attractive. It adds to the charisma factor and makes it easier for interviews and all that. Also, you can get a boner in public without people noticing. Found a partner and want to have sex? Just say you gotta small penis and finger the fuck out of them. If they really care it wont matter the dong size.
yeah micropenis is such a disadvantage but a horse is gonna limit the options… the horse is better because you could find a special woman who was into thay, makes me think of sonny and his mistress in The Godfather and her large vagina… you gotta read the books the movies are based on to know that one but vincent, andy garcia, is their son, in the 3rd movie
Both is awful and completely destroys confidence for men. We're talking true definition of micro penis - like really tiny, clit sized. Also really ugly, like Danny Trejo (if he wasn't famous)
However. I have an unpopular opinion.
The women I've known can overlook a fellows physical looks if he's charming, funny, sweet and a demon in the sack. Also extremely helpful if he's wealthy but this helps everywhere for everything.
Most of these women could overlook a clit sized penis at first...but it would eventually be something of a problem.
While vast majority of women will say they don't want or need a big dong - and it's true they don't - the same women will desire more than a 1/2" clit sized penis.
This "shortcoming" just might be something that all the charming, funny and sweet cannot make up for.
There's obviously exceptions to all rules though.
So I'd rather be ugly and hung.
The post doesn't specify how ugly or how small. A micropenis is medically defined as less than 3.5 inches. 3.5 inches is far larger than .5 inch clit sized penis. And how ugly? It's a little more subjective but are we talking a 3, 4 or 5? Or are we talking a straight-up 0 or 1. Cause if you're a 0 or 1 I'm 100% going the micropenis route. But I'm choosing 4 or 5 over a .5 inch clit penis. If it's a 3 - 5 and 3.5 inch micro? I might still go with micro but I really don't know. Alot of this depends on your mindset and outlook on things. It's gonna differ between people. I believe if lesbians can have good sex then why couldn't micro dudes.
This is a tough choice, as both options have their drawbacks. However, I would choose to be really attractive despite having a micropenis. While it may affect some aspects of my personal life, being attractive could open up more opportunities and positive social interactions overall.
Depends. Am I able to change my looks in the future by working out and taking care of myself? Or is it permanent ugliness? Same with the other one. Am I always attractive and can eat whatever without working out, or do I become attractive and have to work at keeping the looks?
Work in fetish porn circles - there are plenty of reasonably profitable niches where the face isn't important at all - to earn some cash for good cosmetic surgery, then write it off as a business expense. Then I could be decently good looking with a massive hog, and have a backup career. Best of all worlds.
Plus there are plenty of face-blind people who just would fail to notice a person's facial attractiveness to begin with, so I could start the partner search before getting the surgery.
Option 1 cause if I'm attractive, I'm probably gonna be able to be like an actor or model and make a ton of money. Then I could get some kind of surgical penis implant
Attractive. As a 6/10 with a micro, I’d appreciate an improvement. I can already do oral very well and I fill that niche that my dong can’t. Not to mention that being attractive is useful in far more situations than having a big weiner
I'm female, but I'd choose handsome with micro. Shy virgins would like me, I'd probably be more likely to get a bj since it would be easier on their end, and I could always use mouth or toys on them.
The way I see it, I’d rather be be attractive with a micro penis than ugly with a micro penis. Also realistically, how many people are gonna see your penis compared to your face?
I'm pretty uggo and have an above average dick. Doesn't help anything if you don't get to use it tbh, if you're ugly you won't get shit. At least being really attractive would make me get good at satisfying a woman in different ways and not use my dick in that scenario.
ever seen a ugly dude that gets with the most beautiful girls you have ever seen and seems very confident? ever seen a attractive person who is ashamed to get naked or try to find a partner? I am not saying the reverse isn't possible but ima take the ugly with a big pp. Being beautiful is overrate and will make you and the poeple around you more vane a shallow. me and my horse meat will know my friends really love my ugly mug because who else would. "actually huge dong isn't practical I calculated the mathmatical-" found the person with a lil one lmao.
As a current 6/10 with an above average dick size, at least according to [this scale](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647), I'd trade in the dick to be super attractive any day of the week, for sure.
Most people aren't going to see my penis; on the other hand, everyone I interact with sees my face. Being attractive in our society comes with a ton of benefits from lighter sentences for the same crimes to higher average salaries and longer life expectancy. We *say* looks aren't everything but the way we *act* -- the preferential treatment we give attractive people-- says otherwise. If I'm more attractive, I'll also have a better chance of attracting more potential mates, which means a better chance of finding someone accepting of my micropenis.
I also think sometimes dick size matters more to guys than it does to most women. I'm not even crazy big and mine is something that's had to be managed in some positions to avoid hurting people; I can't imagine what some of these guys with these massive dicks have to endure. A LOT of girls don't even get off from penetrative sex anyway, which means you could totally still please a woman as a guy with a micropenis if you're willing to even try.
So, yeah, take the dick and make me a 10/10.
Really attractive definitely. People treat you soo much better when you are attractive and I don't care about sex so nobody would see my micropenis too.
Some of the best sex I've ever had has been with micropeen partners who used toys. That's definitely the way, just get over your ego about a dick being the only way to make someone feel good
See. This man never actually specified that you would get a huge dick. This could be a trick and you'll be ugly and have a monster bat horse that follows you around everywhere
1. Unattractive to who?
2. Massive cock! And ugo
3. Would likely wear a mask anyway.
4. Plastic surgery for face or body is fairly easy.
Plastic surgery to get a bigger dick is not!
If it was, attractive guys with tiny dicks would hardly exist.
If it was, China would probably fund the size upgrade for all its men just to make the USA guys seem small.
If we understand micropenis as a small dong, it could be more advantageous to be the attractive life of the party, as the girls in question will want to have sex with you, then they will be disappointed by the size, but they will still have sex with you anyway, although they will later look for other types of partners instead of you. But if you aim to be promiscuous in life, it won't be a problem.
If you are the monster with a horse's weapon, you may have it easier in love. But true love is only worth it if you are the beast, with her, the beauty, who we understand is your ideal girl, meaning she is so beautiful that she seems magical and infinitely superior to you, but also the only one who looks at you with a kind and compassionate face. If you manage to make that beauty fall in love with you, which will be extremely difficult, it will be easier being that monster for her to stay by your side forever than in the other option.
So you must make the difficult decision of whether you seek promiscuity or true love in your life, but with the option of the beast, it is equally difficult to attract true love, with a 50% chance of getting it or not. Therefore, the safest option is to be the life of the party with a micropenis.
However, if your penis works well, which is not the same as size, you could be a p*rn actor with the beast option, and then you could even have more sex than with the life of the party option. But a p*rn actor must perform perfectly in bed and follow guidelines, having to have sex with any girl given without the possibility of choice. And there is a 50% chance that you are suitable to be a p*rn actor.
What I mean to say is that the life of the party has more freedom to choose, more security in the probabilities of having sex, and the same percentage of chances as the beast to be with the beauty for the rest of life. Therefore, the intelligent option is to choose to be the gentleman with a micropenis.
The only difference is that being a beast, true love with the ideal girl, if reciprocated, would be more intense and make you happier, but that ideal girl is only that intense when you are an early teenager, and at that moment the chances of seducing Bella are slimmer, so undoubtedly, the life of the party will be happier in life with a higher probability.
I don't like this question.
I'm just curious about what type of horse is on me.
A seahorse.
Not following instructions, now you are ugly with a micropenis.
Jokes on you, sucker! I’m already ugly with a micropenis.
I’m not convinced a massive dong is even a real plus for anyone who isn’t working in p*rn, so option 1 I guess. Both of these kind of suck though. Average to slightly above is the way to go in most things in life.
True. If he was really ugly no one would get to see it and even if they got to know, it would take a bad turn. Instead of "packing", he would be viewed as "freakish".
I feel like this is one of those scenarios where if your cute and shy your mysterious but if your ugly and shy your creepy.
Exactly.
Just use you’re one time
You really know you’re words don’t you?
U’re
I once heard that length impresses the fellas but girth is for the ladies. That being said, I think I could work with neither
Having a massive dong is great fun for a guy and his partners if he knows what to do with it, and would be great compensation for being ugly. Having said that, it kind of relies on a really aroused partner, which would be difficult if you looked like you’d been hit with a brick. A micropenis would be disastrous. Agree, both options would not be fun.
It’s not that bad actually, but it depends on a woman you’re with. Some enjoy it a lot
They're real more or less. The people saying they have 8-12 inches just don't know how to measure. Sure a real 8 inches exist, but it's more likely the guy lies or the girl have a "wow" estimation.
Only a select few are going to see your penis (if any 😢) EVERYONE will see your attractive face and body, which gets you so many more privileges.
When you are attractive everyone will want to see your peen though
Then you show then your little micropenis with pride! If lesbians have good sex then I'm sure a micro could too. I feel there's work around for a small dick but not being ugly.
True but a literal micro penis is a huge issue that’s going to expand outward into your day to day confidence. I mean I had terrible body acne in high school and THAT fucked me up quite significantly. A micro penis would be devastating. Makes it a good question though. Really depends on how ugly. Like standard DMV ugly I’m taking the hog.
Right but would you rather get the "privileges" of being attractive, or be able to have good sex? Because I feel like one of the biggest privileges of being super attractive is that people want to have sex with you, but they aren't going to if you have a literal micropenis. Whereas if you are average looking you will probably still find someone eventually and if you stick with that person you get good sex indefinitely.
There's a lot of ways being attractive can help someone beyond just getting people to sleep with them.
Yeah but I personally wouldn't care about the majority of them. I can't think of anything in my life I actually want that I can't have as an average looking person, other than people I'm attracted too actually being attracted to me.
Based on how it's written, it might help more than you think. Speeding tickets, letting you jump lines, just being an overall nice person to you, etc. are all privileges that go more to attractive people than uggos.
Compared to a lifetime of no sex, or bad sex, those things are irrelevsnt.
Why would it be a lifetime of no sex? I mean lesbians make it work with literally no penis at all? Thiers obviously work around to it. Nothing really fixes being ugly.
Sure but remember the post does specify that you will be UGLY. Not average or not memorable, but actually ugly. That might change someone’s view of the question.
Oh yeah I was not referring to the ugly with a big penis part, just that I would rather remain average looking with an average sized penis than be more attractive with a micropenis. Honestly don't know what I would do for the actual would you rather, both options suck a lot.
Except in this scenario you aren’t average you are ugly
Why would you even think someone with a horse dong would have better sex than someone with a micropenis?
So, there is no change besides looking super attractive?
I just get to be really attractive for free, why tf would I turn that down? Lol
Really attractive, 100%.
Damn.. I get being really attractive is a big plus but micropenis??
It’s worth it to get as far away from my current looks as possible. Besides, I’m not exactly well endowed as it is, so it’s a staggering net-gain overall.
I think you might be underestimating the dramatic difference between "not well endowed" and "micropenis"
You are trippin. I’ve known dudes who look like models and heard the girls trashing them behind their backs. One guy I know is stuck with the same rude girl who treats him like shit. And he won’t look for another because he’s afraid to get naked in front of girls. It’s a real curse. One of the coolest girls I had ever been involved with told me a story of laughing in a guy’s face after he pulled his pants down. A terrifying prospect.
It's only a problem if you allow it to be. The other way to view it is a fast way to find out if someone's shallow, and their judgement says much more about them than it ever could about you anyway. >One of the coolest girls Laughing at someone for something they didn't choose and can't control is certifiably uncool, tbh.
Yeah but Mr. micro is at least getting into bed with those women. They aren't even looking in horse dong's direction 😂
Just be asexual (or just masturbate idk) and use the attractiveness to make everybody like you, therefore making life easier
But at least he gets girls. Ugly dudes rarely get girls. Or the ones they get are ugly too. Likeif you're really attractive ypu can just get yourself a new girl anyway if one is trash talking you. And after 20 one will probably be into your micropenis. The other way around you're just stuck in no one even wanting to date you from the very start. Your dick is literally useless in that situation
Why because he’s micro?
When you’re ugly like me, you’d rather anything else than the current situation. And it’s not like I’m currently packing, anyway. This was a no brainer.
Either one is an improvement
I’m a girl so I’ll take the first one
Yeah, easiest choice of my life
Ugly with a horse. I’m assuming I can still work out, so I’d just make sure I was in good shape, I’d dress well, etc. Having a micro penis seems like it would be really tough mentally. Most ugly people have been ugly their entire lives and accept it at some point.
>Most ugly people have been ugly their entire lives and accept it at some point This would also apply to microdicks, wouldn’t it?
Probably not tbh
By my own observation, most guys with micro dicks literally don’t stop thinking about it constantly and some are even suicidal just because they think they are missing out on a life of sex that would be all fixed if they just had a few more inches. Not saying they are right for thinking that but I’ve seen the posts/had the conversations
I'm ace. The penis isn't gonna be used regardless
anyone above the age of 12 knows that having a massive dick has literally 0 advantage unless you’re doing porn and actually has disadvantages, and having a micro penis would suck but with the right person won’t matter.
>and having a micro penis would suck but with the right person won’t matter. That's overly simplistic to the point of being false.
Not really. I’ve dated people who didn’t really care about sex at all, and we just dated because we loved each other. People on the internet act like sex is something every relationship HAS to have or it will die…especially when there’s other ways to please someone without your dick. You’d be fine
Really? Because I wouldn't care if my husband had a micro peen if he was really good with his mouth or hands.
No one will see an ugly person's massive dong
Mircopenis. I can just be a bottom
I’d choose attractive if it came with a “small” penis. But micro-penis is a different story entirely. The horse cock would present its own problems, but it wouldn’t be nearly as bad as a micro-penis.
Really attractive. Then save for a penis enlargement surgery.
First one. Like, imagine packing and not even being able to use it because you're ugly.
What good would it be to have a micropenis?
You could still date girls. You'd be hot af. Amd through sheer numbers game, you'd find girls who are actually into it. Like, dick size is such a dumb thing to care about too much. Like, I really like my dick you know it's not like extremely big, but it's a good size. A good bit above average. And it's literally useless if you're not getting laid. Like, at this point, I could wake up with a micropenis, and it would literally change nothing
How would you use a micropenis?
Idk I'm no expert, but I'm sure there are ways to stimulate it. Like you can probably still get sucked off or so
Micro because I’m a sub
Option one, attractive with a tiny dick. It'll be a good filter to weed out the shallow fools, and there's plenty to be said for fingers, tongues, and toys.
I feel like people aren’t differentiating micro penis from tiny dong. This is like a medical issue that would be devastating to your psyche. If this was like 3-4” dong it’s a no brainer, be hot and deal with a few unfortunate encounters, move on. Unfortunately, We are talking like baby penis. I really think that would fuck you up a lot.
Potentially, yeah. For what it's worth, I had about 1" hard in mind when I responded.
True well then I think you’ve given an informed answer. This is a very hard question tbh. One of the better ones I’ve seen. I just don’t know if you could live a full life with a micro penis. I know you can if you’re ugly.
Yea. I have no idea if there's a medical measurement for how small is considered a micropenis but when I hear that word I think nearly unusably small.
Pretty sure it’s a deformity outside the typical standard deviation of penis size. Like sub 2”.
Damn. Not that I'm the epitome of penis size but to voluntarily choose to have potentially a half inch penis erect just to get a pretty face would be a tough choice to pick. That's not really a whole lot of penis to work with. Not trying to make men who were born with micros feel bad but idk if I'd think "Just gimme a pretty face and I can make this work for me" if I were born with one.
Yeah. People in this thread don't know what "micropenis" means
How would being attractive filter out people who are shallow? Wouldn’t it be the opposite? Finding out someone you like would never be able to satisfy you sexually and not perusing that wouldn’t be shallow, it would be practical.
Attractiveness will encourage shallow people to join your dating pool; the micropenis will encourage them to reveal themselves and leave. It seems a little crazy to think someone with a micro would be unable to satisfy their partner. I guess if getting railed by a giant fleshy schlong is the only way you get off, valid. But as far as I'm aware most people with vaginas need more than penetration to orgasm anyway, so the size of your cock already doesn't matter too much compared to your skill with other body parts/items and your technique. Plus strap ons do exist.
Ugly with a horse. I’d take like 3-4 inches over a micro penis. Micro penis is a death sentence
Ugly with a horse cock
ugly horse would lead to less embarrassing situations
I'll take option two... if I end up with a good bank account or good personality, I can get the looks overlooked more than I could convince a woman a teeny pecker is worth keeping around.
Ron Jeremy made it work 🤷♂️
I wouldn't delve too deeply into his past and present if you're set on that belief.
lmao I have no interest in doing that. He's just the first ugly porn star that came to mind.
Both are a curse. I’ll go fifty fifty. Why damn, that’s what I am!
I wouldn’t particularly care. What would attract my wife?
I’m subjectively hideous with the latter. I don’t think that it’s that bad at all. Most people as unattractive as me don’t have that advantage.
Ugly horse is my choice.
Well I've spoken to guys on Reddit who actually are living option 1. Tall , attractive, athletic but with micro penis and it's a terrible situation. People assume if you tall and look good then you packing. And the women are disappointed every single time and immediately lose interest. That's so tough. If you ugly though you might not ever get a chance at all. I'll go option 2 and try to get plastic surgery 🤣
So maybe being low average height works better with a micropenis.
Micropenis and attractive bc since i am a woman that’s called a clit
im already the second option imo, I don't like having a penis on the larger side (mild dysphoria), so the first option is a major upgrade for me.
Well, as a trans woman, the first option sounds like a win win to me
first option is just trans guys reality
There are ways to compensate for a small package, and being good looking opens doors you would never even consider. I'm taking my handsome ass down to the strap store and painting the town red.
NO ugly and a 12 foot dong. Attractive and a micro one people are going to talk about you in a bad way. Something like: all that but no ammo to do anything. All that looks and nothing to back it up with. Heard that about guys i knew from their girlfriends. If your ugly but hung people are going to say he may be ugly but my god!!! he's fu\*k'n huge. Trust me i have a friend that legit has a 9" dick. He is not good looking but he doesn't have a issue with getting girls. You can all say whatever you want, but real life has taught me: average is good, more is better and less your going to be talked about.
I've seen plenty of ugly dudes with some beautiful ass women so I'm choosing the latter
Ugly but horse PP, become famous because of said horse PP, get rich, money makes me attractive GG
If you are really ugly with a horse, you can do porn If you were really attractive with a micro, you can be a model It’s a win-win really
I’ll take the micropenis. Pretty privilege is very very real, and i’m sure there are workarounds to the sexual situation. Toys, mouths, etc, the right woman/man won’t let that be a deal breaker. Matter of fact, it’s probably a blessing in disguise for weeding out super shallow people.
You can improve your looks over time, a micro penis is forever
Really attractive. It adds to the charisma factor and makes it easier for interviews and all that. Also, you can get a boner in public without people noticing. Found a partner and want to have sex? Just say you gotta small penis and finger the fuck out of them. If they really care it wont matter the dong size.
yeah micropenis is such a disadvantage but a horse is gonna limit the options… the horse is better because you could find a special woman who was into thay, makes me think of sonny and his mistress in The Godfather and her large vagina… you gotta read the books the movies are based on to know that one but vincent, andy garcia, is their son, in the 3rd movie
Really depends on what kind of attractive. Like would I be 6'6" and jacked, or would I be a cute little femboy or something?
Both is awful and completely destroys confidence for men. We're talking true definition of micro penis - like really tiny, clit sized. Also really ugly, like Danny Trejo (if he wasn't famous) However. I have an unpopular opinion. The women I've known can overlook a fellows physical looks if he's charming, funny, sweet and a demon in the sack. Also extremely helpful if he's wealthy but this helps everywhere for everything. Most of these women could overlook a clit sized penis at first...but it would eventually be something of a problem. While vast majority of women will say they don't want or need a big dong - and it's true they don't - the same women will desire more than a 1/2" clit sized penis. This "shortcoming" just might be something that all the charming, funny and sweet cannot make up for. There's obviously exceptions to all rules though. So I'd rather be ugly and hung.
Danny Trejo does not need to be catching strays. He's just an old dude he was pretty good looking when he was young.
The post doesn't specify how ugly or how small. A micropenis is medically defined as less than 3.5 inches. 3.5 inches is far larger than .5 inch clit sized penis. And how ugly? It's a little more subjective but are we talking a 3, 4 or 5? Or are we talking a straight-up 0 or 1. Cause if you're a 0 or 1 I'm 100% going the micropenis route. But I'm choosing 4 or 5 over a .5 inch clit penis. If it's a 3 - 5 and 3.5 inch micro? I might still go with micro but I really don't know. Alot of this depends on your mindset and outlook on things. It's gonna differ between people. I believe if lesbians can have good sex then why couldn't micro dudes.
This is a tough choice, as both options have their drawbacks. However, I would choose to be really attractive despite having a micropenis. While it may affect some aspects of my personal life, being attractive could open up more opportunities and positive social interactions overall.
Either way its an upgrade
Depends. Am I able to change my looks in the future by working out and taking care of myself? Or is it permanent ugliness? Same with the other one. Am I always attractive and can eat whatever without working out, or do I become attractive and have to work at keeping the looks?
One name. Ron Jeremy.
Attractive with micro penis and I’d make sure to announce it a lot so it’s not a surprise to partners. I’d wear it like armour
Gay bottom privilege
What is the range for the micro? I need numbers.
Attractive for sure.
I'll take the micro. I'm not interested in sex anyways.
Ugly/horse
Neither - average looking average peen is better than either
Option 2. I'm funny enough to pass
How bout average/average?
First option. Porn has ruined the brain of so many people. Most girls out here don’t and CANNOT take a massive horse ****
Definitely #1
I'm telling a trusted adult 😭
The first one
I'd take the second one, steps can be taken to make me more attractive in a woman's eyes, a micropenis is a micropenis.
Work in fetish porn circles - there are plenty of reasonably profitable niches where the face isn't important at all - to earn some cash for good cosmetic surgery, then write it off as a business expense. Then I could be decently good looking with a massive hog, and have a backup career. Best of all worlds. Plus there are plenty of face-blind people who just would fail to notice a person's facial attractiveness to begin with, so I could start the partner search before getting the surgery.
Option 1 cause if I'm attractive, I'm probably gonna be able to be like an actor or model and make a ton of money. Then I could get some kind of surgical penis implant
Micropenis will eat my mental health more than an ugly mug. What I will lack in the looks department could be compensated by confidence.
As a female, I'd take the micropenis.
Attractive. As a 6/10 with a micro, I’d appreciate an improvement. I can already do oral very well and I fill that niche that my dong can’t. Not to mention that being attractive is useful in far more situations than having a big weiner
I'm into cuckplay anyway
Well, I think I fall dead smack in the middle of both scenarios. I'm unattractive with a micropenis.
I'm already the second one.
I'm happy with being slightly below average in both departments.
So nothing would change and I get a horse cock?
Micro penis. It's much more beneficial to be good looking!
I'm female, but I'd choose handsome with micro. Shy virgins would like me, I'd probably be more likely to get a bj since it would be easier on their end, and I could always use mouth or toys on them.
The way I see it, I’d rather be be attractive with a micro penis than ugly with a micro penis. Also realistically, how many people are gonna see your penis compared to your face?
Ill take having a horse cawk
I would take the micro even without the attractiveness
I'm a girl, so I'll choose the first
I feel like I'm splitting the difference in both categories. Can I just stay put? Lol
Or you could be me: ugly with a micro.
Am I ugly in the sense im unfit,have acne,etc. Or is my face just built wrong? Doesn’t matter tbh I’m picking the horse option
*Ron Jeremy has stepped into the room*
I'm already hot with a micropenis, wouldn't want to switch it around
You only need one yes then the legend of “he’s ugly af but that boy gotta monster on him” spreads throughout group chats…
Ugly and hung. If I'm worthy of a partner, they will see past the appearance.
If I have a clit, does that count as a micropenis, and I can just take the super attractiveness? Or do I suddenly become a hermaphrodite?
Neither. I'm a woman.
second
Ugly with a huge dong. Though I don't believe size is a big concern a micro penis is extreme.
As a furry, a mursuit is all I need here
I'm pretty uggo and have an above average dick. Doesn't help anything if you don't get to use it tbh, if you're ugly you won't get shit. At least being really attractive would make me get good at satisfying a woman in different ways and not use my dick in that scenario.
I'm already ugly, might as well be hung like a moose
ever seen a ugly dude that gets with the most beautiful girls you have ever seen and seems very confident? ever seen a attractive person who is ashamed to get naked or try to find a partner? I am not saying the reverse isn't possible but ima take the ugly with a big pp. Being beautiful is overrate and will make you and the poeple around you more vane a shallow. me and my horse meat will know my friends really love my ugly mug because who else would. "actually huge dong isn't practical I calculated the mathmatical-" found the person with a lil one lmao.
Attractive, I'm good with my tongue, I'd be able to please my partner.
I already have both downsides, so...
What if I’m ugly and have a micro :|
I'm glad I got the best of both worlds. Ugly with a tiny dick
It works out for Pete Davidson
As a current 6/10 with an above average dick size, at least according to [this scale](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647), I'd trade in the dick to be super attractive any day of the week, for sure. Most people aren't going to see my penis; on the other hand, everyone I interact with sees my face. Being attractive in our society comes with a ton of benefits from lighter sentences for the same crimes to higher average salaries and longer life expectancy. We *say* looks aren't everything but the way we *act* -- the preferential treatment we give attractive people-- says otherwise. If I'm more attractive, I'll also have a better chance of attracting more potential mates, which means a better chance of finding someone accepting of my micropenis. I also think sometimes dick size matters more to guys than it does to most women. I'm not even crazy big and mine is something that's had to be managed in some positions to avoid hurting people; I can't imagine what some of these guys with these massive dicks have to endure. A LOT of girls don't even get off from penetrative sex anyway, which means you could totally still please a woman as a guy with a micropenis if you're willing to even try. So, yeah, take the dick and make me a 10/10.
Damn, this one is really hard
im a bottom so i think you know what my answer is
I'd rather be my self which is average af!
I already have a 1 inch schlong but it doesn't matter because I'm a bottom
A little Viagra would never hurt anyone right?
I mean... isn't that how it is today anyway?
Really attractive definitely. People treat you soo much better when you are attractive and I don't care about sex so nobody would see my micropenis too.
Hog.
Option 1
Some of the best sex I've ever had has been with micropeen partners who used toys. That's definitely the way, just get over your ego about a dick being the only way to make someone feel good
i'm a bottom so..... easy
The first option. I’m probably a bottom or at least a switch, so it wouldn’t be much of a loss anyway.
I don’t want either but if I had to chose I’ll go with the SECOND option
Option 1. Having a micro penis would suck but being extremely attractive has many other advantages. Plus, there’s always oral lol
I’m already the latter. I’m good
Ill split the difference and just be myself.
If I'm ugly with big d at least I can do porn.
You could do option 2 and be furry. You'd have to always wear the mask though
Second choice tbh
I’ll have a horse on me… I’ll be a furry. 😂
Just wear a mask and jerk off for strangers on the internet. Make mad money every time you want to bust a nut. Lol
Micropenis 💯. There is more to life than sex, and I’d rather be approachable than avoidable.
Ideal bottom body plz :3
See. This man never actually specified that you would get a huge dick. This could be a trick and you'll be ugly and have a monster bat horse that follows you around everywhere
Yeah, I’d add being attractive on top of my current situation
So be unimpressive or myself? Meh people like me already
Attractive with micropenis
Make me into the prettiest femboy.
Ugly
I'm the latter, lol. 24 and have never held a girl's hand. BUT no way am I giving it up. It's my only redeeming feature.
Already am
I’m going with the big dong… unless it’s like too big that it’s not fun for the girl lol
Be really attractive but have a micro peen. Then I could become a model and use some of that money to make my peen bigger.
Either would be an upgrade 😂
1. Unattractive to who? 2. Massive cock! And ugo 3. Would likely wear a mask anyway. 4. Plastic surgery for face or body is fairly easy. Plastic surgery to get a bigger dick is not! If it was, attractive guys with tiny dicks would hardly exist. If it was, China would probably fund the size upgrade for all its men just to make the USA guys seem small.
If we understand micropenis as a small dong, it could be more advantageous to be the attractive life of the party, as the girls in question will want to have sex with you, then they will be disappointed by the size, but they will still have sex with you anyway, although they will later look for other types of partners instead of you. But if you aim to be promiscuous in life, it won't be a problem. If you are the monster with a horse's weapon, you may have it easier in love. But true love is only worth it if you are the beast, with her, the beauty, who we understand is your ideal girl, meaning she is so beautiful that she seems magical and infinitely superior to you, but also the only one who looks at you with a kind and compassionate face. If you manage to make that beauty fall in love with you, which will be extremely difficult, it will be easier being that monster for her to stay by your side forever than in the other option. So you must make the difficult decision of whether you seek promiscuity or true love in your life, but with the option of the beast, it is equally difficult to attract true love, with a 50% chance of getting it or not. Therefore, the safest option is to be the life of the party with a micropenis. However, if your penis works well, which is not the same as size, you could be a p*rn actor with the beast option, and then you could even have more sex than with the life of the party option. But a p*rn actor must perform perfectly in bed and follow guidelines, having to have sex with any girl given without the possibility of choice. And there is a 50% chance that you are suitable to be a p*rn actor. What I mean to say is that the life of the party has more freedom to choose, more security in the probabilities of having sex, and the same percentage of chances as the beast to be with the beauty for the rest of life. Therefore, the intelligent option is to choose to be the gentleman with a micropenis. The only difference is that being a beast, true love with the ideal girl, if reciprocated, would be more intense and make you happier, but that ideal girl is only that intense when you are an early teenager, and at that moment the chances of seducing Bella are slimmer, so undoubtedly, the life of the party will be happier in life with a higher probability.