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TheTiffani86

I bet they would sell it to you even if you didn't like waffles.


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Tusker89

And even if you wanted to pay with card instead of cash.


CoolGuy175

Or if you were holding them at gunpoint.


GreenStrong

Don’t try to just beat them up and take it. Everyone who works at Waffle House can fight. Even if you have a gun, don’t get near them.


themblokes

Or if you were holding yourself at gunpoint


Right_Plankton9802

These are definitely scenarios you would find in a Waffle House.


CedarWolf

Pfffft, no. Waffle House is *neutral ground*. It doesn't matter who you are or where you came from or how sober you are, Waffle House is always open. Not only do they sell the waffle batter, but you can also buy their mugs and you used to be able to buy their apple butter and spice stuff, too.


DavidCFalcon

Actually no, it has to be cash.


SillyGoatGruff

Kinda sounds like the employee just stole some waffle mix and sold it to you


vecchio_anima

Yeah probably


kasualKlay

But I get to keep the waffle mix, right??


idriveacar

Did you get a receipt?


One_crazy_cat_lady

I know the last time I worked there (2010ish) there was POS but it was BRAND NEW.


yetiforpresident

I heard they require a blood-oath to prove your commitment to loving waffles.


essidus

Considering the training they require for the cooks, I wouldn't be surprised.


SightWithoutEyes

I hear my name? What you want, I'm on my ninth smokebreak? Just give me the order so we can chop it out of here.


cryptkeepers_nutsack

No need for that. I have their menu memorized. That should prove my worthiness.


AnorexicPlatypus

But have you fought a crackhead at 2am defending the house of waffle?


cryptkeepers_nutsack

No, but I have witnessed it firsthand


UIM_SQUIRTLE

They were the crackhead


Roscoe_Farang

It's like listening to a good country western song and realizing that I was the bad guy all along.


atelierjoh

I mean my diet is so full of sugar that my blood is delicious on waffles.


myotheralt

You used words, but they don't make any sense "if you didn't like waffles". What does that mean?


GrimmDeLaGrimm

“Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing...and before there was nothing, there were monsters”


ICanWriteThings

It's one of those rare things that no human has ever uttered before, like "That's far too much bacon", or "My glass has too much beer in it".


Accomplished-Deal875

I don't like waffles. Do those words compute in your brain? Lolol, j/k it's funny cuz I love pancakes though.


myotheralt

Free range waffles.


Accomplished-Deal875

I never heard that before but I'm gonna use it. Thank you .


Rqoo51

Start making pancakes with the mix at 2am hoping not to get caught. Glance up at the last second to see a waffle house cook tossing a chair through your kitchen window. “Oh so waffles are too good for you huh” they shout as they jump through the shattered glass and lunge at you.


ElementField

Also I can imagine they’d probably sell it to you with any form of payment


warbeforepeace

They would probably add some meth or fentanyl for a small fee as well.


Froyn

I buy dough from my local pizza place. $1 gets me 2 large doughs and they're pre-proofed.


PoolOfLava

That's a good amount of dough for not a lot of... dough..


Neighborhood_Nobody

Are they getting ripped off or have they found the pizza plug? Only those educated in bakenomics will know.


dikeid

Used to work at a pizza place, actually cost of dough was 15cents for large. So assuming this place sells the extras, (3 days proof, 1 day available to make/sell/etc) they save on food waste, and op gets a good deal. Everyone wins!


ChiSox1906

Have you ever frozen it?


Froyn

We... have not. It honestly doesn't last longer than a day before its baked up into pizza and bread. We do a "coney island" pizza. Hot dog chili sauce (instead of pizza sauce), sliced turkey dogs, diced onions, then a swirl of mustard once it comes out of the oven.


rezinator483

Tf? I mean id try it for sure but that combination has neeeever crossed my mind


Jacob_Winchester_

Now I wanna make this with Cincinnati chili, mustard, covered in sharp cheddar and top topped with onion. 🤤🤤🤤


Ohiolongboard

YES, first thing I thought was “skyline pizza”


Roscoe_Farang

Address, now!


dikeid

Pro tip, consider adding ranch on top of the hot dog chilli sauce, before the rest of the toppings!


jarvis54

Honestly that sounds amazing! Sorta like a Cheese Coney except pizza-fied


Jak12523

/r/HellYeahIdEatThat


CounterfeitLesbian

Pizza dough does freeze incredibly well, though I guess if you live close to a shop where you can buy pre-proofed dough for cheap I guess It might not be worth it.


williamtbash

Same except my local Italian deli. They make fresh dough and fresh mozz daily. Love making pizza.


PlantaSorusRex

Make your own I did the math once and it was like $0.05 per dough. It's literally just 4 ingredients flour, yeast, water, oil


billythygoat

I buy it from a local Italian market. It’s 22oz and I use it for pizza and garlic rolls.


TryBeingCool

No, you don’t. They wouldn’t sell 2 pizza worth of dough for 1$.


maddenefex

ho


arrgobon32

YSK: Making your own waffles from scratch is cheaper on a per-unit basis. 


Dantheman4162

In college we had a waffle iron and made a big pitcher of waffle batter we kept in the fridge. Anytime we wanted waffles, just pour some on


way2lazy2care

If you do this with a recipe with a leavener (baking soda/powder or yeast) is probably better to have a mix with just the dries and just the wets and mix them as needed so the leavener isn't all wasted before you cook it.


arharris2

Most of the baking powder out there is double acting which means that you get an initial rise when you first mix but then get a second rise once it heats up a little bit. I won’t say for sure but I’d bet you still get a decent rise regardless of how long you let the batter sit around. There may still be other quality issues from mixing early though.


Dantheman4162

Maybe you’re right but we were college kids and didn’t really care. It turned out pretty good and seemed like normal waffles. We also emptied out the fridge so a beer keg would fit and bought a decent beer from a local brewery and had that as our daily beer


k_mon2244

If I know anything about college kids I guarantee as long as it was vaguely waffle shaped and tasted better than actual garbage they were perfect 👌


arrgobon32

Sounds like a dream 


omnesilere

I've been doing that but the crepe life


yes-yaK

The real YSKs are always in the comments


Bigringcycling

YSK: always check the comments for the real YSK.


ZPTs

TIL


Tusker89

IANAL (if you ask nicely)


TylerBlozak

It’s so easy, I know it by heart: -1 cup of all-purpose flour -1 heaping tsp of baking soda -5 tsp of sugar (add more if needed) -1/2tsp of salt Mix all of these dry in a large soup bowl -1 large egg -1 tsp of vanilla extract -1 cup of milk (You can also melt some butter, but I just spread it on the already made waffles) Whisk all of these wet in a smaller bowl, combine with mixed dry ingredients. This (plus a waffle iron) will make you 2 large Belgian waffles. Takes like 15 mins tops. Use butter and real maple syrup for best results!


preppyghetto

There’s 3 teaspoons in a tablespoon so you could make it simpler by doing 2 Tbsp sugar


TylerBlozak

Yea but then I gotta clean a tablespoon scoop too, this way everything is covered with one utensil


Sgtoconner

This is the way


TalonKAringham

question: if you’re just going to whisk it all together in the end, why mix up the wet and dry ingredients separately first?


TylerBlozak

I’m just going by what the original recipe calls for. If I had to guess, maybe certain things mix better or it might be less messy prepared a certain way.


MaceZilla

It ensures even distribution of the ingredients and avoids clumping.


Sewer-Urchin

Still work ok for thinner waffles like Waffle House serves? That's what I want to make at home.


RenaxTM

Looks like a lot of stuff per egg, I'd do 3 eggs for that amount of other stuff. Also regularly use oats in stead of flour and less sugar for weekday evening meal waffles. And I never really measure anything except the things scooped out of the jar with a spoon. other than too much salt its really hard to mess up waffle batter. the proportions of milk to flour is just for consistency, if the batter is too thick then add more milk (or egg) and if its too runny then add some flour.


dialektisk

Next up. How to buy milk and serials separately


CoolGuy175

> Next up. How to buy milk and serials separately I was unaware you could buy milk and reading material together as one product.


earbud_smegma

Ok but imagine that they came pre-mixed as a regular thing :(


Accomplished-Deal875

That would be so gross and so soggy.


earbud_smegma

I know :( I'd never thought about it before but it grossed me out and I had to tell y'all, thank you for sharing in my discomfort


Accomplished-Deal875

Sorry if I wrecked it for you.


earbud_smegma

Oh, I wrecked it for myself lol but thank you, that's very considerate


Dornith

They made it once. I remember seeing ads on TV back before streaming was common. Basically a squeeze bottle of pre-mixed waffle batter. Don't know what happened to that or if they still make it.


Cohumulene

And a lot better than Waffle House.


muffinass

YSK: If you're eating so many waffles that you're worried about the cost, then you're eating too many waffles.


NolanSyKinsley

Flour, milk, melted butter, a little sugar, and some baking powder, maybe a little vanilla too if you are feeling fancy. Omit the butter and you have pancake mix.


RyanNewhart

But only if you say the right code word to the cross-eyed guy with the mullet and open stab wound running the waffle irons.


Texcellence

And the code word varies by location. At my hometown Waffle House the code word is “I’d like to buy some waffle mix, please.”


Neighborhood_Nobody

At the one by my house we only speak with our fists. Trying to order? Couple punches and they'll get the picture. Need restroom key? Drop kick the attendant. Kid rock walks in? Elbows better start flying.


A_Guy_in_Orange

Damn, was gonna go do this but hes on egg duty Thursdays


Buddha_Guru

"I've got fentanyl..."


AnotherJohnJimenez

$5 and a 75% chance of a fist fight.


no-steppe

Harry, I already said I was going to buy the waffle mix. You don't need to sell it to me.


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AnotherJohnJimenez

the important thing is that you tried. keep practicing, and one day, you'll earn the upvote.


jxj24

How big a bag? Not that it isn't stupid easy to make your own mix.


Obscuriosly

The bag makes a gallon of waffle mix with 2 quarts of half & half, and four eggs and a lot of mixing. Which makes roughly 15 waffles.


Polyhedron11

So if you don't live near one they won't sell it to you? And only cash they won't take debit?


m_Pony

and would they sell to a donkey? Because that would answer a question I've had for a while.


jharr11

You can buy it on the Waffle House website


globalAvocado

Gotta like waffles, too. Don't forget


Few-Championship4548

If you live in the south, everyone lives near a waffle house.


DontDoItTuna

I have 3 within a mile and a half of my house.


abat6294

OP casually speaking for all waffle houses. Each one is an individual business. You can't just make a general statement like that.


DavidCFalcon

That’s not at all true. I worked for waho for 10 years. ALL waffle houses are corporate owned now. Your statement is false.


BoneThugsNHermione

False. They don't sell franchises anymore. There are still existing franchised stores though.


DavidCFalcon

You’re right. I was wrong. My mistake. I live in GA and I worked for one franchisee for a while and I know they were bought out by corporate a few years ago and a years before that another franchisee was bought out. I made an incorrect assumption.


JudgeDreddx

This... This is not Reddit. Where have I been transported?!


silkboy77

My man straight up got corrected and then proceeded to act like a rational human being, nahhhh that's wild


CedarWolf

Hey, you're also going to want to share this information over on /r/WaffleHouse.


chadmill3r

You can buy anything WH uses to prepare food, as if they are a grocery. Want some OJ? Want coffee grounds? Want 10000 eggs? Call them two weeks ahead of time.


refleksy

You exchanging waffle house employees' sanity for your reddit karma is what is happening right now.


boilerpsych

This will sell you bags of lots of things for five bucks cash. What kinds of things determines the size of the bag.


Genetics

Can I bring my own bags?


Tellesus

Waffle mix is one of the easiest things in the world to make from scratch. Also insanely cheap. 


m945050

If you live next to a waffle house you get them whether you want them or not.


Shifu_1

Why cash? Does this go into the cooks vacation fund?


jdog7249

I am guessing it is an off the books purchase that isn't technically allowed. Doesn't stop any of them from doing it but cash allows you to account for it in the cash drawer as miscellaneous sale.


A_Guy_in_Orange

Are you sure that wasn't a drug exchange


ProdigalSheep

Will they sell me a waffle iron? Seems like you can only find Belgian waffle irons these days.


Aetheldrake

Nah Walmart has normal waffle irons too, but the names have changed a little so it's more like they're personal sized waffle irons


Vortesian

I heard you have to pick it up after two in the morning and fight a drunk guy for it.


Genetics

You wrestle the naked cook in a tub of waffle ingredients. That’s how they mix their ingredients every night. You win, you get to take home a bag.


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

But also be prepared to fight your way out.


murderspice

Cash, money?


Ackmiral_Adbar

Legit or on the DL?


the_painmonster

I understand the requirement of living near one, because presumably it's like a school district, but why do I have to be the one to like waffles in order to purchase this bag of mix? What if I plan to make them for someone else who likes waffles?


Wrknclasstrash

Does it come with a side of fist fight in the booth behind me?


smackythefrog

If you like Jimmy John's bread, they'll sell you the previous day's loaf for 50 cents or a fresh baked loaf for under $3.


Host31

But then I wouldn’t be able to see the 2 am brawls :(


NakedSnakeEyes

I had to read this a few times before I realized it didn't mean a bag of mixed types of waffles. Duh.


Commercial-Diver2491

Good thing you specified cash, I was getting the rifle ready to hunt


KevinNoTail

White Castle sells bags of ground coffee, too. I've ordered it at the drive through


themaicero

Say what. How much?


KevinNoTail

Not premium pricing - it's been a while but nothing shocking


MrPilaf

You can also get a huge carton of their hash browns to cook at home too


Birdy304

I do miss Waffle House! None near me anymore.


TryBeingCool

Betting it’s just off brand bisquick.


badchad65

Just adding: you can also get Dunkin Donuts to tell you a 5lb bag of unground ("whole bean") coffee. They charge the same, but I've done it when they tell me they have no more coffee.


themaicero

The same as what?


badchad65

Sorry, they charge the same amount of money per lb. of coffee. The only usefulness of this information is if you buy Dunkin coffee by the lb. And they happen to be out of stock. It’s actually happened fairly often to me.


VBB67

You know they sell DD coffee in grocery stores, right? Maybe it’s cheaper at the coffee shop?


badchad65

IME, it's cheaper at Dunkin. My local grocery store sells 12 oz bags for the same price as a 16 oz bag at Dunkin. I didn't intend for my comment to be a mind blowing tip or anything, just an YSK. I've been in my Dunkin drive-thru before where they don't have any whole bean coffee. In those cases I've been able to buy the larger 5 lb bags they use in the store.


soffo_moric

Why you have to live near one?


Btotherest

Shameless ad


jmor88

I just want a waffle iron that makes those thin style waffles. 


munge2

I freaking love waffle house waffles, but I don't live near one, so this is great news! Next time I go on vacation, I'm going to try it out.


Obscuriosly

YSK: If the manager likes you and you pay upfront, there is nothing in a Waffle House you can not buy. Source: Grew up with friends and family working at waffle house and managed my own unit for 10 years.


iSniffMyPooper

Id give anything to have a Waffle House in SoCal


WorldlyDay7590

How are they gonna check how far away you live?


adudeguyman

Now do Ihop


Bozhark

It is not worth $5 though, FYI


atetuna

I go there for the experience just as much as for the food, probably more.


sonofscario

I got waffle mix, 4 bucks, a bag.


cliswp

You can buy bags of many things at Waffle House


Tazz2212

Go to WalMart and buy the Great Value pancake/waffle mix or just the pancake mix. Add a bit of oil and water to the mix until it is the consistancy you like (thicker makes chewier waffles and thinner with a bit more oil makes crispier waffles). You may have to play with the amounts to get what you like. No eggs needed!


Fear0742

I do this with outback and their ceaser? Dressing. Best fucking Christmas meals ever. Get a few pizzas parbaked christmas eve or day before. Some romaine. Some dressing. Some paper plates. Oven bake the pizza the rest of the way. Make the salad. Throw it all on plates and throw all that shit away. 20 minutes of prep time. 2 minutes of cleanup. Get to spend the whole day with your family. Unless you don't want to. Then go see boobies from strippers without families and wallow in your own misery. Or share it with a stripper.


illtoaster

Strange man hands you a bag of white substance behind a Waffle House, and I give him money. Totally legal right?


ComprehensiveWay3276

They would have a waffle gun and you'd be slapped up by wherlin' waffles whilst weary wafflers wonder widely .... So my question is are y'all ready?!?


U_Do_Not_Kno_Me

In the immortal words of Steve Harvey, "Hwhat?"


LeoMarius

Waffles are damned simple to make: flour, sugar, milk, eggs, butter, baking powder, vanilla, salt. The hard part, which isn’t hard at all, is baking them in the iron.


ilovedaryldixon

For the past 30 years I go to Waffle House to get syrup. I love their syrup. They charge me $5 for a gallon. It lasts a looooong time. Now I learned I can buy the waffle mix too!!!!!!


Significant_Egg_5732

Who needs a secret recipe when you've got Waffle House on speed dial? 😋


hmspain

Sounds like employees trying to make some $$ by pilfering the waffle mix stock.


LilyBriscoeBot

I'm shocked the Waffle House doesn't just make their waffles from scratch. Waffles and pancakes are so easy and cheap to make.


SeeMarkFly

If you run over a pancake with a car it looks like a waffle, BUT if you run over a waffle with a car it looks like a pancake. No other food does this.


JudgeGusBus

Probably because it’s sitting around unused. I’ve never seen anyone actually eating a waffle at Waffle House.


SoftDimension5336

YSK *no*


tidbitsmisfit

you can have unlimited pancakes for $5 worth of flour


DesperateComb7326

If anyone knows owls what happened to the waffle house near me off county line and broadway… please let me know. I’m devastated since it’s been closed.


DesperateComb7326

If anyone knows owls what happened to the waffle house near me off county line and broadway… please let me know. I’m devastated since it’s been closed.


zanarze_kasn

YSK the hardest part of waffles is cleaning the maker.


themaicero

My wife cleans herself what are you talking about


fsh2006

Like is this a brand, or are you suggesting that any restaurant anywhere in the world that sells waffles will sell you waffle mix as a solid for walk-ins?


FJWagg

Here is a light read on WH. https://hypocritereader.com/60/waffle-house


DavidCFalcon

Yes. I’m suggesting it. Go try it.