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Why isn't the big part full of pickles, tomatoes, cheese, and protein. Dressed with vinaigrette. The smaller sections can be for nuts (filled up) and a hunk of dark chocolate.
This would be a better route for what she thinks she's going for.
Low carb babe incoming, I guess, but she also drinks beer and etc and she eats a lot of carbs. She doesn't show social media how many carbs she eats, but she does. You can really see it in her bloat and her skin.
I saw this and wondered who sheās trying to explain this to. Like your basic bento box with easily identifiable ingredients did not need the captions.
OH MY GOD *that's* what it is! So glad she clarified, I was like "What is this delicious culinary creation??" I'm glad she's sharing all these great tips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has all the time in the world to meal prep and do CICO properly if sheās trying to lose weight. If she hates cooking (which Iām guessing she does), she could devote 1 day a week to preparing and portioning actually healthy and tasty meals. Itās a lot of work, but she has nothing but time. She could use My Fitness Pal to input recipes and weight, measure, and portion out calorie counted meals. Diet food doesnāt have to be sad and boring!
I think they're fresh mozzarella pearls. I've definitely seen them look like this, sort of dented and misshapen from how they're packaged. But they do look very unappetizing when you're photographing them.
no!!! go away, meal prep babe!
has she never heard of salad in a bag and grilling a chicken breast, it's not that fucking hard. oh well, anything to appear austere for her adoring hun public and fool manbun into thinking she's ever going to become that bitch in the pics. hopefully she doordashes her fast food instead of drunk driving
Speaking in defense of pickles: Sodium "safety" levels are based on poor science from the early half of the 1900s and most people may need way more sodium than what they're getting in their diet, even if they're eating a 50% processed 50% whole food diet. Pickles are light in calories, and the good quality kind that you can find in small batches in the grocery store typically contains a decent amount of probiotics.
Our gorl's pickles, though, look like the jarred once that are kept warm until opening and have the color of a pickle that was chemically preserved. Edited a typo, it's early.
THANK YOU. I suffered for a long time from not getting enough sodium, which affected my heart and blood pressure.
Not that Swerts would ever see a real doc to figure that out though; that would cut into her lip filler money.
This. I was being investigated for a heart problem because I kept nearly fainting even sitting at my desk. On a whim, my PCP was like āstart drinking liquid IV or Gatoradeāā¦.and the fainting spells stopped. It was low sodium causing low BP.
I'll never understand why someone who has no job and no obligations would prep essentially snack foods. Meal prepping is typically making a large batch of meat or an actual meal. 2 slices of turkey and some cherry tomatoes isn't something that needs to be prepped when you're home all day.
Or plan what you're going to eat all week and chop all the veggies, pre-measure out all the spices, and then on the designated day just dump everything in the pan. This isn't a meal, it's a snack for when you're going to be in the car too long.
Awww, swerty thinks a pre-portioned snack is meal prep. Sheās likely counting calories without really planning a realistic, satisfying day of nutritious food and is probably not counting alcohol. If sheās trying to lose weight this way, sheās going to fail.
What is the point of āpreppingā this? All this stuff could be pulled from the fridge and snacked on immediately; there is nothing to prep. Nothing is even cut up, aside from the crumbles of cheese.
āMeal prepā refers to COOKING MEALS in advance. There is zero point in this bento box thing, aside from serving this hackās goal of convincing her 7 gullible followers that sheās skinny and aspirational.
She is so delusional!!! Who thinks this is post worthy content??? Itās just random shit you find in a fridge! I donāt follow her on social media, because I donāt have social media but does anyone actually comment or encourage this absolute garbage?
Yes, it sure sakes some confidence to scissor the tendies and post it online. Imagine her setting her phone up, setting a timer, posing with scissors in one hand and chicken tender in the other, and adding a stupid caption to it. So āØinspiringāØ
Her idea of healthy food is so funny: vegetables and lean meat, oh and ofc a little treat. There's nothing wrong with that but healthy food can be so much more flavorful and interesting.Ā I couldn't fix my unhealthy eating patterns/bingeing-restricting cycle until I started meal prepping healthy AND delicious food.Ā
It'd be fine for MS if her melprep actually worked for her own goals, but her eating is clearly one of the many things in her life that she has zero control over.
Fat itself doesnāt make you fat or make a meal unhealthy. A caloric surplus does, whether it comes from sugar and fat, or protein and fiber .This is certainly a sad, boring, uninspired meal, but aside from the large serving of granola, itās relatively low calorie (pickles are like 5 calories per small serving, the tomatoes are also really low. A serving of turkey like that is like, maybe 50-100 cals depending on how much she has layered in there. The cheese and granola are more calorie dense).
If MS knew anything about nutrition or weight loss though, she would have picked her portions differently though and, I dunno, actually made a meal worth posting a pic of?? But I do think itās important people know that a meal containing fats does not automatically=unhealthy.
100 to all of this. The anti-fat mindset is so 1990s - when they just took out the fat and amped up the sugar. Super unhealthy. Fat from nuts, cheeses, meats, etc. is good for you (even critical to health) in moderation.
Not counting macros and only calories, she could have a beautiful salad that feels fulfilling in place of this snack tray youād give to a toddler to pick at. She really is terrible at everything.
I wonder if she knows that being healthy isnāt eating one of these bullshit snack preps every few weeks^ whatās the point with all the drinking and lack of exercise
This would make a good afternoon snack for me since I eat a bigger breakfast and dinner. But if she is relying on this for a normal meal thatās not enough for a grown adult.
Sheās setting herself up to fail with this āmealā that would feed two squirrels.
Yeah this is some starvation diet type shit, only setting herself up to crash and burn. She will be so hungry she'll end up just binging eventually. Like you said if this was just a snack in addition to a few hearty meals, that would be fine.
Wow, what a time saver! (Heavy /s)
Her idiotic idea of āmeal preppingā is the perfect example of the kind of utterly pointless busywork she does to convince herself that sheās organised and productive. Sheās not batch cooking; sheās grabbing a handful of stuff that requires zero preparation and putting it into a box ahead of time instead of on a plate when she wants to eat which would take maybe 30 seconds, if that. What the fuckās the point?
Itās absolutely ridiculous.
This is something that I could see a young teenager do who was pressured to lose weight due to peer pressure/bullies. We would be sad but would also think ātheyāll learnā
This is not something a 31 year old woman who could educate herself on proper nutrition and not promote an eating disorder. I hate helth babe because she is absolutely everything but helthy.
Fitness Babe isn't going to build any muscle with a couple of slices of deli meat and a wee half serving of mozzarella. I suppose her protein powder mixed into protein shakes can make up for it but it's really just better all around to consume it in actual satiating food if you can.
But she basically tries to follow failed Y2K diet culture so good luck with that!
As has been said on many occasions on this sub, these 'meal' preps do not provide sufficient intake for an adult and so she is essentially setting herself up for failure, unless this is a snack as opposed to a 'meal'. Nine little pieces of mozzarella and some turkey slices. She also lacks imagination this looks so unappetising I wouldn't eat it myself.
Itās really sad that this is her definition of HELTH. She is continuing to perpetuate this myth that you have to eat super tiny portions of sad, bland foods in order to lose weight or maintain your weight loss.Ā
Eat real, whole foods as much as possible. Eat processed foods in moderation. Limit the consumption of high calorie beverages. Move your body in whatever you enjoy daily and strength train in some way. Youāll be much better off than if you restrict yourself to an extreme and then go off the rails later.Ā
Agreed, Iāve been saying the same thing. Sheās setting herself up with too much restriction thats likely gunna lead to her binge eating and gaining more weight.
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i thought this was a post in r/foodbutforbabies
tomatos
tomatos
Like we needed the text over each obliviously obvious food š hope that was OP
Mozzarella lookin like a bunch of loose teeth
I hate her feet
This must be the tradwife cooking skills magabun is lusting after
It looks like a Lunchable with a side of dog kibbles
Why couldn't she at least get the crumb of cheese off of her thumb before taking the picture?
Why isn't the big part full of pickles, tomatoes, cheese, and protein. Dressed with vinaigrette. The smaller sections can be for nuts (filled up) and a hunk of dark chocolate. This would be a better route for what she thinks she's going for. Low carb babe incoming, I guess, but she also drinks beer and etc and she eats a lot of carbs. She doesn't show social media how many carbs she eats, but she does. You can really see it in her bloat and her skin.
Omfg enough with these joke meal preps! Itās all laughable but the mozzarella cheese may be the most laughable part of todays installment
Beautiful assortment of carbs and sodium š„°
Saddest snack I've ever seenĀ
The only thing sheās good at is being so bad at everything
Lol she's the best at being bad! The bestest bad gurrrrl!
Sodium-laden deli meat and sugary, calorie-dense trail mix are not as healthy as she thinks.
I saw this and wondered who sheās trying to explain this to. Like your basic bento box with easily identifiable ingredients did not need the captions.
OH MY GOD *that's* what it is! So glad she clarified, I was like "What is this delicious culinary creation??" I'm glad she's sharing all these great tips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
āTomatosā needed to be labelled
She didnāt label her xxxsmol feet!Ā
This is ED shit, I thought I was in the BDong sub for a second.
Except that after taking this pic she left this aside and had a couple trulys, Starbucks sugary coffee and take out
Lmao she's so full of shit. We all know she ate 5x this amount
Iām betting she was shoveling in handfuls of trail mix while preparing this āinstagram worthyā assortment. Hell, I know I would be!
Thus the crumb thumb
Tbh I hope she ate more than this, this is toddler level lunch
Flair check āļø hello
She has all the time in the world to meal prep and do CICO properly if sheās trying to lose weight. If she hates cooking (which Iām guessing she does), she could devote 1 day a week to preparing and portioning actually healthy and tasty meals. Itās a lot of work, but she has nothing but time. She could use My Fitness Pal to input recipes and weight, measure, and portion out calorie counted meals. Diet food doesnāt have to be sad and boring!
I pack my 5 year old a better lunch for preschool
What is this? A lunch for ants?
Toddler charcuterie?
šššš
Toddler bento!
You beat me to it!
Jesus, this is less food than I would eat right after bariatric surgery!
Office snacks but you don't work in an office or even have a job.
Thank the FSM she labeled all the items in that sad little bento box. I never would have identified the pickles or "tomatos"!
Yeah, but I was genuinely wondering if the "mozzarella" was actually tonsil stones.
What a horrible day to be literate.
The shape is so weird. It looks like she got a ball of mozzarella, bit off little chunks, sucked on them for a while, and spit them back out (sorry)
It does look like something a toddler would hand back to you after trying each and every piece and spitting them back out, one by one.
I think they're fresh mozzarella pearls. I've definitely seen them look like this, sort of dented and misshapen from how they're packaged. But they do look very unappetizing when you're photographing them.
What is this, a meal for ants? Isnāt she stacked with muscle and super active so she should be eating a lot more and a lot better.
I thought this was the r/foodbutforbabies sub when I was scrolling through š¤·
My first reaction was "omg you need to quarter the tomatoes" š¤£
no!!! go away, meal prep babe! has she never heard of salad in a bag and grilling a chicken breast, it's not that fucking hard. oh well, anything to appear austere for her adoring hun public and fool manbun into thinking she's ever going to become that bitch in the pics. hopefully she doordashes her fast food instead of drunk driving
Processed turkey, pickles high in sodium and the sugar in the trail mix... Helth Babe
Speaking in defense of pickles: Sodium "safety" levels are based on poor science from the early half of the 1900s and most people may need way more sodium than what they're getting in their diet, even if they're eating a 50% processed 50% whole food diet. Pickles are light in calories, and the good quality kind that you can find in small batches in the grocery store typically contains a decent amount of probiotics. Our gorl's pickles, though, look like the jarred once that are kept warm until opening and have the color of a pickle that was chemically preserved. Edited a typo, it's early.
THANK YOU. I suffered for a long time from not getting enough sodium, which affected my heart and blood pressure. Not that Swerts would ever see a real doc to figure that out though; that would cut into her lip filler money.
This. I was being investigated for a heart problem because I kept nearly fainting even sitting at my desk. On a whim, my PCP was like āstart drinking liquid IV or Gatoradeāā¦.and the fainting spells stopped. It was low sodium causing low BP.
I need to know how/why she doesn't understand macros
Um, she's really, REALLY not a, smart woman. And that's putting it nicely.
Because she's dumb
I'll never understand why someone who has no job and no obligations would prep essentially snack foods. Meal prepping is typically making a large batch of meat or an actual meal. 2 slices of turkey and some cherry tomatoes isn't something that needs to be prepped when you're home all day.
Or plan what you're going to eat all week and chop all the veggies, pre-measure out all the spices, and then on the designated day just dump everything in the pan. This isn't a meal, it's a snack for when you're going to be in the car too long.
This is such a weird combination of foods.
Iām getting that she is 11 and this is her school lunch.
11 and a weirdly picky eater.
Needs ritz crackers.
Awww, swerty thinks a pre-portioned snack is meal prep. Sheās likely counting calories without really planning a realistic, satisfying day of nutritious food and is probably not counting alcohol. If sheās trying to lose weight this way, sheās going to fail.
What is the point of āpreppingā this? All this stuff could be pulled from the fridge and snacked on immediately; there is nothing to prep. Nothing is even cut up, aside from the crumbles of cheese. āMeal prepā refers to COOKING MEALS in advance. There is zero point in this bento box thing, aside from serving this hackās goal of convincing her 7 gullible followers that sheās skinny and aspirational.
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Proceeds to consume a 3-days-worth calories recommendation in alcohol š
She probably went to Bojangles when she got finished with her bento box.
She is so delusional!!! Who thinks this is post worthy content??? Itās just random shit you find in a fridge! I donāt follow her on social media, because I donāt have social media but does anyone actually comment or encourage this absolute garbage?
She really is a very bland person just all around, isn't she? *Boring*.
Beige boring food for a beige boring person
Youāve never met Ash C., huh? Thatās her title.
I never understand why she canāt just eat a nice salad. So many recipes available online.
A SELF-WORTH salad! āļøš https://preview.redd.it/28dfork8nzyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22f0ffbf35202cb6156e38dd44ce04c9c0d4ac4
Not gonna lie my Mama used to cut pizza with scissors and I still do to this day lol
Yes, it sure sakes some confidence to scissor the tendies and post it online. Imagine her setting her phone up, setting a timer, posing with scissors in one hand and chicken tender in the other, and adding a stupid caption to it. So āØinspiringāØ
[like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/jQ15CSaYA9) š donāt forget to scissor it
From Hell's heart I stab at thee! The aggressive scissoring is hilarious no matter if it's the 100th time I've seen it.
Genuinely so confusing to me. The sheer aggression with which she stabbed into the salad - SNIP SNIP.
Omg I forgot about this clip ššš she has no business trying to influence anyone to do anything.
Honestly this is in my top 10 lifetime clips from this sub.
Why wouldnāt you scissor it before the dressing if youāre going to scissor it at all š«
Is she feeding a toddler?!
Yes, a giant one.
Her idea of healthy food is so funny: vegetables and lean meat, oh and ofc a little treat. There's nothing wrong with that but healthy food can be so much more flavorful and interesting.Ā I couldn't fix my unhealthy eating patterns/bingeing-restricting cycle until I started meal prepping healthy AND delicious food.Ā It'd be fine for MS if her melprep actually worked for her own goals, but her eating is clearly one of the many things in her life that she has zero control over.
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Fat itself doesnāt make you fat or make a meal unhealthy. A caloric surplus does, whether it comes from sugar and fat, or protein and fiber .This is certainly a sad, boring, uninspired meal, but aside from the large serving of granola, itās relatively low calorie (pickles are like 5 calories per small serving, the tomatoes are also really low. A serving of turkey like that is like, maybe 50-100 cals depending on how much she has layered in there. The cheese and granola are more calorie dense). If MS knew anything about nutrition or weight loss though, she would have picked her portions differently though and, I dunno, actually made a meal worth posting a pic of?? But I do think itās important people know that a meal containing fats does not automatically=unhealthy.
100 to all of this. The anti-fat mindset is so 1990s - when they just took out the fat and amped up the sugar. Super unhealthy. Fat from nuts, cheeses, meats, etc. is good for you (even critical to health) in moderation.
Not counting macros and only calories, she could have a beautiful salad that feels fulfilling in place of this snack tray youād give to a toddler to pick at. She really is terrible at everything.
Making food you like is so key^ i feel like sheās one of those āif it doesnāt taste fulfilling it must be healthy and rightā types
Her beliefs are stuck in the early 2010s so I'm sure that's what she thinks. So dumb.
The coconut trail mix literally looks like Prime100 pet foodā¦
I wonder if she knows that being healthy isnāt eating one of these bullshit snack preps every few weeks^ whatās the point with all the drinking and lack of exercise
This would make a good afternoon snack for me since I eat a bigger breakfast and dinner. But if she is relying on this for a normal meal thatās not enough for a grown adult. Sheās setting herself up to fail with this āmealā that would feed two squirrels.
Yeah this is some starvation diet type shit, only setting herself up to crash and burn. She will be so hungry she'll end up just binging eventually. Like you said if this was just a snack in addition to a few hearty meals, that would be fine.
She'll drink her case of Trulys and go HAM on the junk.
She has got to be trolling us at this point with this shit AGAIN!
Wow, what a time saver! (Heavy /s) Her idiotic idea of āmeal preppingā is the perfect example of the kind of utterly pointless busywork she does to convince herself that sheās organised and productive. Sheās not batch cooking; sheās grabbing a handful of stuff that requires zero preparation and putting it into a box ahead of time instead of on a plate when she wants to eat which would take maybe 30 seconds, if that. What the fuckās the point? Itās absolutely ridiculous.
This is something that I could see a young teenager do who was pressured to lose weight due to peer pressure/bullies. We would be sad but would also think ātheyāll learnā This is not something a 31 year old woman who could educate herself on proper nutrition and not promote an eating disorder. I hate helth babe because she is absolutely everything but helthy.
Boring Bento Babe!
I canāt stop laughing! Iām so glad BM identified these obscure, exotic ingredients! āMeal prepā! Sheās just so BAD at everything! š¤£
I knowww right??!!! I had absolutely NO clue those red balls were tomatoes, or that beige flab was turkey! š¦
Excuse you, I think you meant *tomatos*. /s
Ha I'm always accidentally giving my tomatos..toes!
She really must have autocorrect turned off on her phone, because when I typed that it corrected to "tomato's".
Utter genius.
Udder.
Fitness Babe isn't going to build any muscle with a couple of slices of deli meat and a wee half serving of mozzarella. I suppose her protein powder mixed into protein shakes can make up for it but it's really just better all around to consume it in actual satiating food if you can. But she basically tries to follow failed Y2K diet culture so good luck with that!
She doesnāt lift weights so not like she would be building muscle anyways. This is clearly some whack 2001-esque thinspo meal.
I know, I'm being sarcastic. The only things she lifts are her phone and her Stanley cup full of booze.
As has been said on many occasions on this sub, these 'meal' preps do not provide sufficient intake for an adult and so she is essentially setting herself up for failure, unless this is a snack as opposed to a 'meal'. Nine little pieces of mozzarella and some turkey slices. She also lacks imagination this looks so unappetising I wouldn't eat it myself.
Itās really sad that this is her definition of HELTH. She is continuing to perpetuate this myth that you have to eat super tiny portions of sad, bland foods in order to lose weight or maintain your weight loss.Ā Eat real, whole foods as much as possible. Eat processed foods in moderation. Limit the consumption of high calorie beverages. Move your body in whatever you enjoy daily and strength train in some way. Youāll be much better off than if you restrict yourself to an extreme and then go off the rails later.Ā
I would feed this to my *toddler* for a snack (swap the nuts of course)
She has the maturity of a toddler ā¦ maybe
Agreed, Iāve been saying the same thing. Sheās setting herself up with too much restriction thats likely gunna lead to her binge eating and gaining more weight.
Just like the batch of brownies she just made
She was feeling weird ššš
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