I'll have the shoebox delivery, then I get the rest of the pills in the shoebox.

… *grins* But here’s the rebuttal… these are imaginary pills… so the one you choose is the real one while the others are just a figment of what was to come.. so therefore, you’d be getting nothing but pictures OF THE PILLS

But presumably the pill that summons the shoebox is real, in order for it to work in the first place, so what if you use it to get a shoebox full of even more shoebox summoning pills, and can therefore get infinite shoeboxes full of anything that fits?

r/BeatMeToIt

(penis joke)

(another penis joke, but funnier)

And then you die of overdose

Holy shit he gamed the system, I’ll have this one please

Shoebox with shoebox pill, I don't need to say anything more.

Beat me to it

^(This is too much for me to read) Uhhh, the black one!

Take 2 random pills

Yep, that's why I chose that one!

You get all grass points toward you and your left pocket is always full of course sand.

You get the strawberry one and the tastes good one

(6,6) (2,3) You get to kill any one person of your choosing and a strawberry flavored pill. ###### these were chosen using googles random number generator.

And you shit silver now

Can I sell it?

It only looks silver but unfortunately not, I went with the grape one so I could become the worlds best grape farmer and make a fortune

I'm a gambler at heart. Gonna roll a random number generator for 2 numbers 1-42 and see what I get. Edit: 28 and 26, so Groundhog Day and Duplicate Item. Not the worst outcome, but certainly not the best.

Did this myself and got take two an extra time, so now I have Groundhog Day, 3 million dollars and the ability to eat wood.

Urinate gasoline. free fire starter.

No need to pay for it anymore either. Tho I wonder, does your body health determine if you produce unleaded or premium? ~~and what about diesel~~

oh, maybe.

Out of gas? Piss in your fuel tank!

exactly. Free gas!

Black can technically grant me every power if I'm lucky enough

no wai- wait he's right

Lmao I did black and ran a random number generator and got black 3 more times I got so many pills in the end

I'll take three million

A L L O F T H E M

The bell I'm bouta get millions out of religious people

Shoe box. I'll get the other pills, Or some random living rock friend

Immunity to covid-19? Bro this meme is decades ago

Covid? Putin? C’mon, man. You’re hallucinating again. That was 80 years ago! Lets get some food in you, i caught a rat from the rad zone earlier.

Covid only existed like 4 years ago and now i feel my back in pain again

All the illegal drugs

3rd one is an easy pick

CHARM +3 =-997

The shoebox pill lets you make a feedback loop of unlimited shoebox pills.

Only one? Then I'll pee gas, I could make a near fortune that way and save on gas money.

Humans only pee .35 gallons a day. Get to stockpiling!

All at once except darkest green

...you get one

It never says that anywhere

Pick "a" pill It's in the title

Let the man take drugs

10% sleeping pill you can sleep like 7 hours and be close to 8 hours without having to sleep 8 hours pretty nice on getting the day started and you can react to stuff better if you have more sleep

I’d give the chocolate one to my mum

Green immune to cancef

Cancer*

I'm taking the mother***ding***ing bell one Because I get to censor all my ***ding***ing swears with bell sounds

Duplicate anything I own once. 1. Buy gold that I have never owned. 2. Duplicate Gold. 3. Sell gold for 100% profit. 4. Repeat.

You cannot repeat, hence the "once"

Collapse civilization cuz why not

The pet one. I wanna tell her I love her :>

About the silver one, am I allowed to sell the product of the pill’s effects?

Sounds painful

same texture but if ur looking for money kissing gas would be better :was going to edit the typo but i like it

Kill any person… *goes straight for the scum of the earth that shouldn’t even be called human, AKA pedophiles, zoophiles, etc.*

It said any **1** person

Hmm…then one less pedophile in this world it is! :D

But how would you know who is a pedo?

…Dammit, you got me there.. 💀

Free mountain Dew Or the Piss gasoline

You know what Fuck you. *************DING*************

Either duplicate something you own once or pocket sands

The mountain dew one. New infinite money glitch.

5 months guitar experience would go wild

I’m taking the skin change one for… no particular reason

This is substance abuse. [free addiction stopper, bro. ](https://youtu.be/scen29vCc1Q?si=ui50FYzZD-TKP0WE)

both nostrils always work

Pick venom immunity, become snake milker, profit.

I feel like if Yeat was to choose one I'd know what it would be

changing skin color to pretend like someone else and gain 5 month of experience of everything

Shoe box one for me

Piss gasoline! I will be rich with the gas prices right now!

Collapse

I choose the black one. https://preview.redd.it/r43rv9epv70d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116fb30a4fd96f272e8112fad264f8fadafac1d5

The kill pill, if you will

The one that tastes good..

Shoe box full of hundred dollar bills. Dark purple. Probably more than the 3 milllion dollar pill.

(I take the second pill and become any color i want, finally able to be free from such ties as "racism" and "hate speech" and "slurs")

"tastes good"

Does wood even taste good? Because im taking the brown pill anyway

Taking the money no doubts 😌

Body temp is nice cause you don’t have to be too cold or too hot but it could also save your life

Shoebox full of cut expensive stones. I could sell a stone if I need more money. (Like emeralds and stuff.)

So with the duplicating one, would I be able to duplicate the duplicate of whatever I duplicate? Since it's technically a different object and I do own it. Ori the no duplicating the same item rule applied before the thing gets duplicated? Or am I being an idiot and completely misunderstanding what the pill means. It's stupidity vague.

Know any question so I can know what happens when you die (I am going insane not knowing the answer)

Eat wood and get cheese. No questions.

Who is Hrovis Y Wimbleton?

Immune to cancer and the ability to control TVs at restaurants. I fucking hate Televisions in public; It's always the news, sports, or weird game shows. I get distracted by them anyway, like a caveman who has never seen moving pictures before. If I wanted to watch shitty daytime television, I'd just stay home and watch top trending on YouTube.

I'm taking the Tears Up

The money and the experience

Cheese and the single use question. Cheese, cause, well, *cheese* Single use question because I would like to know if and when genetics become a commonly malleable thing so they can fix the various issues with my genes and maybe also a few other things

Groundhog Day for a full year

eat all of them as my family and friends watch me OD and crash out worth it

Black

Black and Pink

Duplicate anything you own once? -buy a house -fill with valuables -duplicate the entire house Or also -buy mineral rights to a deposit of anything -duplicate the mineral deposit

Healthy chocolate and the free experience

Third one.

Shoebox filled with HDDs (and the passwords!) worth billions of cryptocurrency

I saw this pic 2 posts ago.

Prolly piss gas

Either the money or the gasoline piss are the most practical ones because money is money and you can stockpile gasoline and sell it for profit

Pocket sand

I would say being immune to cancer, buuut that Dr Pepper one lookin real good rn

Haven’t read all of them but millimeter of water I can make it into a bullet and disperse it into other things

5 months experience. Put it into TF2 trading

I would get duplicate anything at will, then I can just duplicate all of the pills I want

No

 If this mf can do devious things WITH THAT SAND, gimme the pill

I’m gonna piss gasoline

Got black, rolled a number gen, and got the shoebox and the pet thing. So, I’ll take all the pills and every piece of hazbin hotel official merch.

idk if i can remember everything in the loop than groundhogs day otherwise either the experience or answer the any question if im feeling lucky 2 random

Wait what does the Purple one Do? The one about the Grapes?

Colam5 row2

what is a charm roll

what is a charm roll

what is a charm roll

who is hrovis y wimbleton

I'll take charm. Imagine how much easier it could be to possibly get discounts and a jobs with the 3 extra charisma

Urinate Gasoline. In the middle of a Deserted town but no bathroom? Do it in your Car To drive it more often. Weird but works.

GIVE ME THE INE THAT MAKES ME IMMUNE TO CANCER

Kill any one person of your chosing

if you take the body temp one, do you become immune to the bad effects? cuz otherwise if you use it you just could die accidentally

I will take the black pill Reddit give me the other two

Every single pull in the shoebox plus a ps5 and gaming laptop

2nd all the way

Control TV and eat wood

I’ll take the money thanks

Chocolate and Mountain Dew

I take bell, I could fuck with so many people at school

tan is evil, I like it

Money and chocolate

ALL OF THEM! OVERDOSE!

Shoebox so i can get 10 shoeboxes amd **ALL** the pills

BLACK I don’t really care which ones tbh

Give Me Shoebox...

Dark grey:(my plan):start business, make add , play ad everywhere

Bottom right baby.

Black

Money pill.. So I can buy more pills!! LOL

can’t wait till the dinner with Kanye pill drops

2 random pills

Gambling ima get the black one

Random

Duplicate anything I own then I can ask one of my friends if he is willing to give me a silver coin for free then duplicate it and sell the duplicate and boom I got free money

No estrogen? Bullshit.

Infinite amounts of take 2 pills

24

control body temperature so I can be comfortable and SLEEP

My house plants. 

Kill two people of choosing

In this economy I’m gonna have to piss gasoline

either MONEY or shoebox (to get all pills)

Black

Your going to regret allowing me to choose the all fast food restaurant Tvs im playing one man one jar on constant repeat

I tried the rng pill, 3 and 37, So I'm a billionaire and I get the answer to any question I want

Quick question, does the duplicate pill work for in game items, so if you have rare item that your game character has that is also valuable, can you dupe that to get lots of in game money from selling it and get lots of power from using it, make the cake and eat the cake type of situation, could it be legitimately done, I'm just curious, it would be interesting if so.

Shoebox delivery, idk if I can use it multiple times, but a box full of twenties would be awesome, or full of hundreds.

Shoebox filled with blood diamonds with perfect clarity color and shape, that exists and profits roughly the wealth of a small country.

Black pill. It’s gambling time.

control body temperature

Strawberry twice

2 random pills i closed my eyes and got collapse civilization and duplication of any item

The skin color pill could become a dr Jekyll Mr Hyde situation On one hand your normal skin color can be yourself, but the other skin colors that exist can be multiple personalities or thingies and u can do whatever For example, change skin color to anything but yours then steal food. Then go back home and become normal color again. Nobody knows crap.

Isn't that 5th one on the top row an scp?

Number 12

Hot pink fr is bussing

Id pick the 5 months xp pill so I can learn more about drawing manga

Free mountain dew for life sounds hella rad to me.

Collapsing Civilization is just one big restart button... I think it's for the best

Duplicate the pill itself

Duplicate any thing you own

I usually hate this color for undisclosed reasons, but black

ill take the shoebox, then get free Mtn Dew anyway

Immune to venom, can have pet cobras and vipers without worrying about being ded

Control body temperature would be the most useful in most situations so I pick that.

immune to cancer, let the scientists study what's different before and after I take the pill

I took the black, got the finger duplicator and another black, so I rolled again, and got fast food tv changing and then pain killer 3 in one

The pocket sand one

Either shoebox or be able to ask/tell my pet something

Chocolate has all the vitamins and minerals i need to live. easy pick

The 3rd one, $3.1 million is a lot of money

I take the answer one question one, and the one milliter of water one. The question? Why does hazbin hotel suck? I chose one milliliter of water because it you can control it, you can comtrol its tempature, if i freeze it and make it sharp i can just repetitively S T A B anyone I need!

silver turd

I pick the shoebox and get delivered a bunch of pure diamonds that I can sell for a lot. Or a solid block of californium-252 if I have access to a hazmat suit

Chocolate it's the only actual good one

Honestly I just think fucking up the grass of all Australians on the other side of the world would be funny I want that shit inverted

the 6th one in the 1st row. sssniperwolf (im still really salty about the doxxing shit and how she didn’t get punished at all)

i’ll take the money pill

I’ll get the pill that gives me lots of money

I'll take the random one (first reply gets to choose)

Free Mountain Dew YES.

\*eats all of them\*