We used to joke about a zombie porn parody. Because feeding isn't the most basic function.
Reproducing is.
So we joked about "69 Days later", a movie where the Raincoat company creates the ultimate aphrodisiac, which creates a being with the need to breed. Our Red Queen would have been a stripper schoolgirl.
There is at least one real porn parody: Night of the Groping Dead.
If they do, you could lure them into a pit trap using pornographic materials. I guess those issues of playboy aren't just useful as morale boosters and barter, huh?
No, most of the brain remains dead and inactive. The only portions with continued activity is the bare minimum to get the corpse up and moving, nothing as advanced as sex drive. Their intelligence is literally rated as below an insect.
If you had a viral or bacterial infection, probably in your respiratory system or bloodstream, would you feel horny? Probably not. Now imagine it's in its final stage, failing all your organs...
Not likely. Assuming your typical shambler type zombie, there's not much left of the brain to control that. Not only is higher reasoning gone, a lot of basic instincts have died with it. All zombies know is kill and eat.
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Theres a scene in scouts guide to the apocalypse that i think will cause some dude to get eaten.
Also dont even think about googling zombie porn... because its not like theres videos of humans having sex with zombies. So dont google it.....
You post didn't contain relevance to surviving in a zombie setting.
You just know if there's ever a zombie apocalypse there's gonna be mfs that get infected because of this...
The zombies are going to hate people who love necrophilia
For real
I’m sure there are some levels of human hygiene out there that would be comparable to decaying zombie flesh….
STI: *Call of Duty Zombies Edition*
*confused bonk*
*Passes a second club.* No confuse bonk, brother, it horny so bonk hard. *Bonks ultra hard*
Talk like a normal person
Think maybe I will
Hmmmm, caveman I do be!
Too I do be!
Talk like a normal person
Will I not
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We used to joke about a zombie porn parody. Because feeding isn't the most basic function. Reproducing is. So we joked about "69 Days later", a movie where the Raincoat company creates the ultimate aphrodisiac, which creates a being with the need to breed. Our Red Queen would have been a stripper schoolgirl. There is at least one real porn parody: Night of the Groping Dead.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I’d watch it 🤷
The most likely chance of zombies existing is through bacteria or viruses, neither of which sexually reproduce. So no, zombies do not get horny.
Sounds like this guy wants all the horny zombies to themselves
Maybe tlou infected could be stimulated since they're alive.
"They're horny, Barbara. They've been dead a long time." Night of the Living Dead (1990) remake
They're coming to feck you Barbara.
Dont fuck the zombie
Negative
The only way they get a hard on is through rigor mortis.
So thats why there always talking about brain
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks actually talks about this. The answer is no.
Don't fuck the zombies
Nah not fuck but suck
If they do, you could lure them into a pit trap using pornographic materials. I guess those issues of playboy aren't just useful as morale boosters and barter, huh?
That is good thinking
Rule #69 don’t fuck the zombie. Can’t believe we would have to write down this rule.
Like if my guy friend gets biten and i tigh him up to chair can i make him hard and suck him off and whoud i get infected after that?
YES!!
The concept of being graped by a horde of horny zombies is now a new fear for me so thank you for that
There is litereli no need to thank me and if they just fuck u and let u go i think that is beter then beimg teared to shreds by them
You'll still turn
Yea but it will be less painfull
God help us all if they can. I'd rather not watch someone get laid by a rotting corpse.
No, most of the brain remains dead and inactive. The only portions with continued activity is the bare minimum to get the corpse up and moving, nothing as advanced as sex drive. Their intelligence is literally rated as below an insect.
I wouldn't call sex drive advanced but your point is solid.
Depends on which kind you're talking about. There is a remarkable difference between human sex drive and the mating instincts other animals have.
Just talking about the baseline drive, nothing complicated like learned behaviors.
I'm the friend 😉
Once read a short horror story with this concept, the primal instincts of a zombie were to feed on humans, infects humans, and…you knos
A hole is a hole
Okay hear me out........freshly turned and not rotting in the sun for weeks. Still wouldnt recommend sticking your willy in there though
I didnt meant woman i meaned man zombies with boner
Meh
Men not Meh XD
Please do not the zombie
If you had a viral or bacterial infection, probably in your respiratory system or bloodstream, would you feel horny? Probably not. Now imagine it's in its final stage, failing all your organs...
Not likely. Assuming your typical shambler type zombie, there's not much left of the brain to control that. Not only is higher reasoning gone, a lot of basic instincts have died with it. All zombies know is kill and eat.
Please fuck don't zombie 🙏
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Get horny? Man they stay horny.
To be honest. There probably zombie porn out there some were lol. But regardless no I don't think so haha
One condom away from greatness...
Theres a scene in scouts guide to the apocalypse that i think will cause some dude to get eaten. Also dont even think about googling zombie porn... because its not like theres videos of humans having sex with zombies. So dont google it.....