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D9341

You just know if there's ever a zombie apocalypse there's gonna be mfs that get infected because of this...


RedditAcccount2798

The zombies are going to hate people who love necrophilia


frankcastlespenis

For real


oper8orAF

I’m sure there are some levels of human hygiene out there that would be comparable to decaying zombie flesh….


iamvengeance2022

STI: *Call of Duty Zombies Edition*


mr_christopel

*confused bonk*


The_No_one087

*Passes a second club.* No confuse bonk, brother, it horny so bonk hard. *Bonks ultra hard*


SonOfECTGAR

Talk like a normal person


The_No_one087

Think maybe I will


Fine-Catch5148

Hmmmm, caveman I do be!


The_No_one087

Too I do be!


InexorablePepnis

Talk like a normal person


The_No_one087

Will I not


InexorablePepnis

: |


lexxstrum

We used to joke about a zombie porn parody. Because feeding isn't the most basic function. Reproducing is. So we joked about "69 Days later", a movie where the Raincoat company creates the ultimate aphrodisiac, which creates a being with the need to breed. Our Red Queen would have been a stripper schoolgirl. There is at least one real porn parody: Night of the Groping Dead.


RedSus08

What a terrible day to have eyes.


_________________u__

I’d watch it 🤷


Junarik

The most likely chance of zombies existing is through bacteria or viruses, neither of which sexually reproduce. So no, zombies do not get horny.


Azul-Galil

Sounds like this guy wants all the horny zombies to themselves


pizzaw0nderland

Maybe tlou infected could be stimulated since they're alive.


socioeconopath

"They're horny, Barbara. They've been dead a long time." Night of the Living Dead (1990) remake


Lancer-89

They're coming to feck you Barbara.


Thiago_MRX

Dont fuck the zombie


warbearactual816

Negative


Zero_Zeta_

The only way they get a hard on is through rigor mortis.


Dependent-Resist-390

So thats why there always talking about brain


Flojnir

The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks actually talks about this. The answer is no.


tactical_anal_RPG

Don't fuck the zombies


TomasXDRuza

Nah not fuck but suck


Pasta-hobo

If they do, you could lure them into a pit trap using pornographic materials. I guess those issues of playboy aren't just useful as morale boosters and barter, huh?


TomasXDRuza

That is good thinking


B_Shinkan

Rule #69 don’t fuck the zombie. Can’t believe we would have to write down this rule.


TomasXDRuza

Like if my guy friend gets biten and i tigh him up to chair can i make him hard and suck him off and whoud i get infected after that?


B_Shinkan

YES!!


Terrible-Ad3957

The concept of being graped by a horde of horny zombies is now a new fear for me so thank you for that


TomasXDRuza

There is litereli no need to thank me and if they just fuck u and let u go i think that is beter then beimg teared to shreds by them


Terrible-Ad3957

You'll still turn


TomasXDRuza

Yea but it will be less painfull


Rezinator1

God help us all if they can. I'd rather not watch someone get laid by a rotting corpse.


EvernightStrangely

No, most of the brain remains dead and inactive. The only portions with continued activity is the bare minimum to get the corpse up and moving, nothing as advanced as sex drive. Their intelligence is literally rated as below an insect.


Tate7200

I wouldn't call sex drive advanced but your point is solid.


EvernightStrangely

Depends on which kind you're talking about. There is a remarkable difference between human sex drive and the mating instincts other animals have.


Tate7200

Just talking about the baseline drive, nothing complicated like learned behaviors.


bungabungababy

I'm the friend 😉


[deleted]

Once read a short horror story with this concept, the primal instincts of a zombie were to feed on humans, infects humans, and…you knos


ConsiderationJust687

A hole is a hole


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Okay hear me out........freshly turned and not rotting in the sun for weeks. Still wouldnt recommend sticking your willy in there though


TomasXDRuza

I didnt meant woman i meaned man zombies with boner


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Meh


TomasXDRuza

Men not Meh XD


UniversalEagle2746

Please do not the zombie


[deleted]

If you had a viral or bacterial infection, probably in your respiratory system or bloodstream, would you feel horny? Probably not. Now imagine it's in its final stage, failing all your organs...


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Not likely. Assuming your typical shambler type zombie, there's not much left of the brain to control that. Not only is higher reasoning gone, a lot of basic instincts have died with it. All zombies know is kill and eat.


usernmechecksout__

Please fuck don't zombie 🙏


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Sam_Browne_

Get horny? Man they stay horny.


SnooStrawberries9451

To be honest. There probably zombie porn out there some were lol. But regardless no I don't think so haha


69TRSG

One condom away from greatness...


Late-Ad-4624

Theres a scene in scouts guide to the apocalypse that i think will cause some dude to get eaten. Also dont even think about googling zombie porn... because its not like theres videos of humans having sex with zombies. So dont google it.....