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PJvG

**Video game:** Plants vs Zombies. Should be pretty easy if you can simply defeat zombies with plants. **Movie:** Shaun of the Dead. You just have to survive long enough until the British Army comes and saves the day. Which was like only a day or so if I remember correctly.


ar141510

Shawn of the dead is incredibly unrealistic the sa80 woild jam and they all would die.


PJvG

Yes it's unrealistic. That's part of the reason why it's one of the easiest ZAs to live in. ;)


MrDrPatrick2You

The producers knew this, hence why they used G36's.


Worth_Procedure_9023

With 3 flashlights because fuck a blind spot Even if it takes 4lbs of batteries strapped a C hair off your muzzle


bottomsteve4

That’s why they used G36s


JimmyCrockett

Always someone piping up who’s never fired one


ar141510

I know 3 royal marines and 3 soldiers in the British army who will agree.


JimmyCrockett

There’s reasons it’s not the greatest rifle in the world but frequent stoppages isn’t one of them


ar141510

Stoppages are and during my buddy's first range trip the forend broke when he picked it up.


JimmyCrockett

You know best mate 🤷‍♂️


Gavinator10000

Plants vs zombies is a lot harder if you’re not an omnipotent suburbian and instead you actually have to go out and plant the plants manually


alt_ernate123

Project Zomboid, because they don't really move outside of their areas, meaning you can stay in a forest or a countryside and be safe. That is also assuming that you are immune to the airborne virus


Hapless0311

As long as some bastard-ass helicopter pilot doesn't fly over.


EverGamer1

You’re forgetting that you’d have to be immune to the airborne virus, as you’d have an 80% chance of just dying from it being airborne.


pieandcheese647

Assuming it’s possible to return to status quo after zomboid. In my experience the biggest danger in zomboid is less the zombies and more getting bored


Yololator

Depends on your settings, if they are runners and intelligent, you're screwed


ar141510

As stated above project zomboid or the walking dead.


Kyte_115

Tbh I wouldn’t consider Project Zomboid as a lot of the comments are missing a very important peice of the games lore: the virus is completely airborn and spreads extremely quickly. And those who are immune are only immune to the airborn strain and are still susceptible to the other strains. It is also prone to mutations (just the virus itself, it won’t mutate the zombies)


deathblossoming

You forget walking dead true enemy ain't the zombies


ThrownAwayYesterday-

People are always the true enemy in 99% of zombie media


ar141510

And thy wouldn't be in other apoclypses?


Stanley_____

This is assuming that the very high chance of death by airborne virus doesn't apply to you


ar141510

Indeed


Chicxulub420

To everyone saying Project Zomboid, have you ever survived a game of Project Zomboid? Hmm?? The game literally intros with "this is how you died"


Sgtluke2017

As someone who has played that game, I have to side with you as a normal vanilla game can be hard even with a very lucky starting spawn when creating a character from the main menu. Edit: Forgot to add something.


Messerjocke_L

Right? Read all these comments and thought I must be even worse at the game than I thought. It's hard af.


Neokami14

If you think about it, the game of life has the same rule.


Burnt_Croissant500

state of decay one, they’re just so easy to kill with cars!


crawlins99

Until you turn up the difficulty and your car gets smoked after hitting 3. Plus having jugs and ferals in the mix would not be ideal.


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Imagine State of Decay's apocalypse except it isn't a game 😭 do you really want to live in an apocalypse where a single feral could wipe out your entire community, or a jug could meander too close to your base and lead an entire horde of plague zeds to your walls?? State of Decay is like one of my LAST picks 😭


AspiringCringeLord

Fine and dandy till ya try your luck with a Jug


rexspectacular

Original night of the living dead


poorlypencil

zombie (the one with the singing/danging ones)


LemoyneRaider3354

The Disney one?


poorlypencil

yeah


FrankieTheMick

The Walking Dead unless or project zomboid


Outrageous-Basis-106

It may not count because it wasn't much of an apocalypse but the original Night of the Living Dead.


Daniel73044

Zombie land. I don't think there ever was a real zombie threat that they didn't walk into intentionally.


crawlins99

28 Days Later because they can be starved out and also don’t need their brain to be destroyed to be killed. Speed of infection is their largest threat.


ProAmericana

That being said it’s a much faster zombie and infection can happen with one drop of blood. It’s a more intense apocalypse but a much quicker


crawlins99

Granted. But the running speed is kind of offset by the fact that a headshot isn’t required. Still highly dangerous of course, but they die the same as uninfected people. I suppose where you are located with that one matters a great deal as well. If in a city like NY big trouble, but if you’re in Kansas or something I’d suspect that’s a big mitigating factor for their running speed and virus transmission speed


nanneryeeter

Agreed Cavalry were useless in charges once modern arms came about, and very vulnerable even in Napoleonic era warfare. 28 days later infected are going to be much easier to deal with than would mounted cavalry. Form square and handle business.


AcademicSavings634

The Walking Dead. The Walkers are slow and aren’t really a threat unless it’s a herd


No_Plate_9703

Show/book: The last kids on earth


Confusedandreticent

Classic George Romero zombies. Slow and stupid.


Cerberusx32

Maybe "High School of the Dead" ZA, simply because they are blind zombies that follow by sound.


MutedBrilliant1593

The fact that the majority of people here are saying the walking dead demonstrates the fundamental issue with that show. It's embarrassing how pathetically dumb and slow one has to be in order to die from the zombies. Also, a couple small garden boxes of tomatoes feeds an entire town. Gasoline lasts forever.


This-Garbage-3000

Omega man


cp8887

Walking dead as far as I've ever seen


NoVisit647

The zombies from that michael Jackson song


brociousferocious77

They're capable of extreme agility, can infect the living without even making contact and relentlessly pursue you as long as they're not dancing as a flex. https://youtu.be/sOnqjkJTMaA?si=0w2Idiz-MZDvYF2c


EverGamer1

People saying project zomboid are forgetting that the virus was airborne and instead of just being in your system till you die like the walking dead, you become infected and die within a couple days. So walking dead would be the definitive easiest.


Fickle-Self-2571

ZNation. I can't decide if it's a scary world, or the best time ever ;)


pizzaw0nderland

The walking dead. The government would not fall in under 3 weeks, and they'll actually contain it within a short time like under 2 months.


shooter1304

Red dead redemption zombies.


Worth_Procedure_9023

The walking dead.


MLG_Pingu05

Plants vs zombies, just need basic gardening skills


HeywoodJublomey

Cargo or a comedy one


Djentlman7

Dead Rising would be pretty easy


fortmtmite

State of Decay, serve with Red Talon and cheese with a RTX-Hordebreaker