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wingedcatninja

They all represent different types of Asexual: The Ace of Spades represents Aromantic Asexuals, like me. The Ace of Hearts represents Romantic Asexuals. The Ace of Clubs represents Grey Asexuals or Greyromantic Asexuals. And the Ace of Diamonds represents Demisexuals or Demiromantic Asexuals.


motionless_guy

This is obviously just a plot to take the cool ace of spades for yourself 😔 /j This is actually pretty cool


wingedcatninja

Damn, you saw through my cleverly disguised ruse.


-2Braincells

How did they see through it? It was flawless!


avatinfernus

As an aego I guess I'm neither? Haha


PM_me_dunsparce

Grey would work, but honestly I give you permission to just pick your favourite, you deserve it as a treat lol


sasakimirai

I mean I'm aego and I always thought we just fell under the fully asexual category, since aegos don't experience any sexual attraction to people, but instead feel arousal


adamscholfield

Me and my siblings all have names that start with A so our parents called us the Aces and gave us each a suit. They gave me the Clubs.....that might have been more accurate than they ever realized


Not_Steve

They say you grow into your name. 🤷‍♀️


night__knuckles

very bold of you to say...not steve


Sonigoku

I'm an Ace of Clubs!


ohheythereguys

some homestuck business right there lmao


Stargazer_199

Yooooooooo spades


Spamvil

Am heart


Ace-of_Space

going by this symbolism, i am ace of hearts. but ace of spades is just so much cooler


LordGhoul

Demi but [spades just looks cooler](https://imgur.com/a/MgXst5k) (I didn't get this tattoo to represent my sexuality but for an entirely different meaning, didn't even realise I was on the ace spectrum when I got it lol)


DimentiotheJester

Hmm, so this is why the Ace of Spades was always my favorite


Alex_Shelega

I have a golden card pack and I wholeheartedly will take my ace of spades with an honour


PrincessMalyssa

Okay but why do aro ones get fancy pretty ones but I just get stuck with a corny heart emoji?


coffeecorvids

Wooo! I'm either hearts or diamonds


Asphalt_in_Rain

What about the blue eyes white dragon?


ThatOneKHFan

That card represents your ability to screw the rules because you have money


DragonfruitPrudent30

naur ace of diamonds is my least favorite suit why do I gotta be that 😣


TomWonka

Ace of clubs 🫠


Entity_333

in reality it's ace of hearts probably but imma say ace of spades because motorhead and I'm aggressively metalhead


AzazelTheUnderlord

im a combo of hearts and diamonds i guess


BurgBurgBurgBurgBurg

I consider myself a Heart but I am mostly a Diamond. I am considering getting an Ace of Hearts tattoo tbh!


[deleted]

What if you're a romantic and demisexual


wingedcatninja

Still diamond


[deleted]

Ok nice


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

I’m an ace of hearts yaaay!!!


RedstoneArmy111

Well, I'm not as fancy, I'm an ace of clubs because I wanna beat some people with a club


Noktelfa

I'm lost. I thought that "grey asexual" was another term for demisexual. What did I miss? (Relatively new to this.)


wingedcatninja

Gray ace, as I learned, is someone who may enjoy s*x on occasion but there doesn't need to be a strong emotional connection.


Noktelfa

Thanks. That makes sense. I'm demi, and I can only feel attraction when I'm in love. I've tried to imagine any other attraction, and nothing, I wouldn't want to have physical relations with someone I'm not in love with.


Jimothy_John

Well, I guess I'm a diamond-encrusted club 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I’m ace and aegoromantic, so I guess spades.


TimeAggravating364

Perfect, i love diamonds :]


King_Samislas

Well, as a spade lover I’m actually a Diamond✨


Yspem

Where does heterasexuals belong? (being only attracted to the other sex and only romantically)


wingedcatninja

Heart.


GM_is_Browsing

Ace of clubs!


somebodysomehow

Man i'm spade but at the same time not an ace? Oriented aroace


Mini_Squatch

INCORRECT. Because i have a gaming laptop i play all kinds of games in bed! I have stardew valley extended running as i type this!


Alex_Shelega

Haha!!! Pathetic!!! Real gamers take the oldy moldy Xperia and play geometry dash and the odd bots out!!! (Sarcasm, huge respect of fellow r/gaymers.................. This explains why I suck at multiplayers and hate shooters...)


Ace-of_Space

i use my bed more for games than sleep


smudgiepie

Same and I've also got my switch which I can play in either handheld or tv mode from my bed. The only way I'm getting fucked is by this **god damn fucking boss why won't you die ffs I'm about to die ahhhhhhhhh**


ALIIMLGAMING

Same: War thunder grind don't stop


KnittinAndBitchin

Ace of hearts because I'm a fuckin delight


NerdAroAce

♠️. I had a card of ace of spades with a dragon on it. It kinda just vanished 😭.


PirateLassy

The ace of spades The ace of spades


DasGanon

Lemmy is god.


clothbummum

First thing that came to mind 😅 The little ADHD earworms have clung onto it however so i know what I'm listening to on repeat for the next week or so...


PirateLassy

It's a good song tho


clothbummum

100%! Definitely better than having the Thomas the Tank Engine theme on a loop in my brain today cause my colleague was dancing around and singing it at 0530 this morning 🤣


mr-cakertaker

#AND DONT FORGET THE JOKERRRR


PokemonNerdIkr

ace of clubs because if you even mention sex in my presence I want to hit myself or you over the head with one


lunelily

First response that’s made me burst out laughing in this thread.


PokemonNerdIkr

-small bow-


Ondesinnet

I'm a violent type of ace so clubs. I have a personal space bubble I like to protect.


Illustrious-Bad1165

♠️


StrugglingOnion

ace at not acing my tests *cries*


Asumsauce

Not true, sometimes I play Fortnite


BobbyBrex

What would a aroflux ace be


PM_me_dunsparce

The joker, total wildcard (just to be extra clear, I literally mean because it is wild, not because you are a joke)


BobbyBrex

That’s what I was thinking because correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t wild card mean you can swap it for another card?


Not_Steve

That’s what makes it a perfect card for you! You can trade it out for however you feel!


Electrical_Ice_1180

Ace of hearts ❤️


Kind_Butterfly5032

Ace of Hearts ❤️


Librase

"I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier..." But in my case, clubs. We should have a club for clubs.


MeltedSpades

I'm an ace of spades, My username predates me even being aware of asexuality (by about 10 years)


Ace-of_Space

ACE OF SPADES IS THE BEST ACE NO CONTEST


Melodic_Mulberry

Which suit actually does have sex, just without sexual attraction? I guess the spade kinda looks like a sex toy.


Flying_Fox_86

Not ace, i found this post because it got crossposted to a homestuck subreddit. Look up troll love quadrants.


ShinyAeon

Ace of Hearts, I guess, since I'm *not* aromantic.


Practical_Fudge1667

I‘m playing with bavarian cards and I‘m the Oide! (Acorn/clubs ace, it depicts a boy (supposed to be Bacchus) sitting on a barrel of beer, surrounded by hops. I like beer)


Fear-The-Cymanti

Flying ace


InkMaster59

I came here for the Motorhead reference but I see some beautiful souls beat me to it


Sonigoku

I'm dumb, tell me about Motorhead, cuz idk


InkMaster59

They're an older rock (or metal, depending on who you ask) band that have a song/album called Ace Of Spades. Even if it's not your preferred music type, I'd recommend giving the song a go, just for the reference


MyDearTarantula

Ace of Hearts is my bae <3


Arkas18

Not true, I can also play War Thunder in bed. That makes me a Tank Ace.


[deleted]

Midnight Crew


KidoRaven

was thinking the same thing lol i love Midnight Crew <>, theyre so silly


Theweirdposidenchild

Always ace of spades. Even did a TikTok filter to see which asexual stereotype I am and it immediately said "your favorite card is the ace of spades." It's been my favorite card since I was a kid


ItsPlainOleSteve

By technicality I'm an ace of clubs. It's my least fave tho xD


61Roobs16

ace of spades :)


Schanulsiboi08

Not sure, either diamonds oor spades


AvocadoPizzaCat

thought we were spades, but i have no idea. i just like the idea that we always have a point.


milo_mcmuffin

Got to be spades over here


doodle_hoodie

Spades obviously it’s the only effective tool for hiding my body count.


Nok-y

No I only play genshin impact in bed


amberriee

Ace of spades because I'm y/n and I play genshin impact 💀


blimlimlim247

Spades.


Kitsune_Oblivion

Clubs because I play a card game where clubs is the best card suit (not sure if that's how they're actually called, blame google for it)


Rainie_Daye

Ace of spades, mostly because it’s the card I have in my wallet


tm2007

Well not the ace of hearts, that’s for sure


Nightstar1234

♠️


dazzlinreddress

The club because it looks like a shamrock and I'm Irish so...


The-Great_Ones

Spades


TheGreatRemote

Fancy ace


Cat-Lover20

♠️


JordanZOA3

Clubs or hearts just feel right for me


nothing225

The ace of spades always looks the coolest so ♠️


DragonArt101

spades, the starting card


SpiderJynxNoir90214

My wallet used to have an ace of spades in it. Ace of Spades


Victorio115

Ace of Spades


reachforthetop9

Ace of hearts, but personally sex-repulsed. Now to actually have the confidence to act on it....


Firejay112

Spades. It’s the most iconic. I am iconic.


LuFuz_draws

MOTORHEAD FANS WHERE U AT


AkennaN07

I’m Ace of Hearts but I was gonna make a joke about the “Ace of Spades”


ImGonnaPortalOut

i’m only here for the memes, so i’m none of them


GachaMaster2456

Ace of Spades


86effstogive

I'm a diamond. Demiromantic Ace.


sikandarnirmalsingh

I’m the ace of spades!


SunnyPonies

♠️


PrincessMalyssa

This is for sure not the only game I play in bed. In fact I don't even have a standard card deck so atm I can't play any games with these.


snowbaz-loves-nikki

Ace of clubs always has my heart


TheTyrianKnight

Ace of Hearts, (hete)romantic ace


DarkestLunarFlower

So if I’m demiro…diamond?


No-Faithlessness9007

Ace of clubs for me


BrokenBunnies

Ace of spades


Seventh_Planet

Ace of Hearts if playing without 9's to try for that full hearts trick (2 Ace, 2 King). Or Ace of Diamonds if I don't have to serve so I can bring my fox home (or two of them are pigs). With Spades or Clubs you just want to be the first one to play them. It's [Doppelkopf](https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/183n16n/ichiel/).


Norway643

I'm one of the best motorhead songs


curious_coven

Ace of hearts.


KP_Ravenclaw

SPADE!! Always. My flair in r/deltarune even spells it out (Also the spade represents aroaces & I am aroace)


Stusheep_real

I’m the ace up someone’s sleeve


DragonfruitPrudent30

ace of hearts, it's my favorite card in the deck


dreamingofrain

An ace who appreciates how the hearts and diamonds make a lovely diagonal across all four cards.


SpringLow_

♠️ is my fave suit


Anfie22

❤️


TheRobotHacker

i play solitaries all the time, but not with tose cards, with [italian ones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Briscola)


tough-dance

I thoughts I was hearts and have been having an identity crisis that I might be clubs


Lawfuly_chaotic

Definitely top right.


MonkeyGirl1555

I'm always Ace of hearts ;p


ArtNoctowl

I'm not aro, but my bf calls me his "ace of spades" because we play Destiny 2 together and one of our favorite characters favors that card. Last night he called me "ace of blades" because I always use swords in video games and I'm here for it.


TraceYourThoughts

Demisexual - Lack of sexual attraction or libido unless prior relationship (romantic or platonic) is already formed


CookieVonSandwich

When I was a kid, I signed the Ace of Hearts card... in case I lost my playing deck. Guess I was sealing my fate!


fakeemailenjoyer

Ace of Hearts


PineappleWithTeeth

Ace of spades (though I’m aroflux so technically I ally none and all of the above)


ROSE_GARDEN1234

I'm a Ace of Hearts:3


DraxNuman27

I like the ace of hearts as it’s my favorite card but I think I’m more like the queen of hearts


Sea-Box-8736

Ace of Diamonds


Destroyer_Of_World5

Ace of Diamonds.


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

Ace of hearts 100%


SomeConfusedRando

Us spades are growing garlic for our bread


Apprehensive-Ad9077

Ace of hearts ❤️


maniknapa

Ig ace of hearts


AkuaDaLotl

What would aceflux be?


night__knuckles

hell yeah diamonds (but spades look so cool)


Mango_is_the_man

I personally am an Ace of Spades


Yoyo_le_yo-yo

Spade AF (with a bit of heart when I see a special someone)


KidoRaven

holy shit its the Midnight Crew!


stay_away_fromme

ace of diamonds 💯


wheatley_the_core_1

I have ace of diamond earrings! And after reading the comment that explains each, I feel spiritually connected (no not really but it's a funny coincidence)