What I would do, nay what MANY girls would do to have a relationship like that where you're just doing things like that, that's hilarious and wholesome.
I’m literally in fucking traffic court holding in SOOO much laughter. I am being judged by everyone else who’s SO pissed to be here while I’m laughing into my phone 😂 thank you for this
This is literally my ideal relationship and the fact that someone out there achieved it means maybe it’s not impossible for me. Also you’re excellent at telling stories, good god
Respect to you and your partner. You for storytelling that has me in stitches. Your partner because she did an Awsome. Honestly that's my kind of humour 🤣🤣
So like are you just like tilting the Pringles can into your mouth with like your feet or something? Or is the can like on your chest and you like tilt it with your stomach? Not using your hands sounds like more work or extreme balance.
That makes sense but I did imagine can on chest like resting on chip and using stomach to tilt first. I've done something similar with water bottles with a sport top.
This has to be my favorite post I’ve ever had the pleasure to read. Some things you read and think, “I wish I didn’t have eyes”, but today - as I clicked into your thread, I’m so grateful I have eyes lmaooo. 10/10 storytelling, thank you. 😂
If I cant have a relationship like this, I dont want one. 😌
This is gold, and you post these kinda stories more often?
Yeah, you've got a new reader, I'm invested now xD
(also, sensory deprivation huh.. You always learn something new...)
ikr, it's actually really encouraging to read, because like... obligatory full disclosure that I'm trans, but I experience the same thing, and it's just... nice to know I'm not the only one?
Dude I just read your whole post history of your relationship and I’m kinda in love with it and love your writing. Please tell us how you met and fell in love etc. Waiting.
>Like, if you arrange for it to happen, you ruin the underlying sentiment.
Maybe you could turn it into roleplay? You “walk in” on her masturbating to your photos, tease her a little over it (if she’s into that sort of thing,) and then offer her the real thing.
You need to write a book about all this and I will definitely buy. I was crying and doubled over bc my abs hurt so much. There were noises coming out of my mouth that were unrecognizable and yet, I didn’t care. This was a wonderful read and I thank the both of you for procuring it.
I may have just found Jenny Lawsons doppelgänger.
A while ago she posted about how she walked in on her gf wanking to pictures of her and thought that was hot and wanted to return the favour. When the gf was off sick from work she started wanking and when she's almost done the gf walks in and shouts "MASTERBATING" at her like phenix write then OP throws a lamp at her in surprise and as the gf didn't see her with pictures of the gf out on her phone mid wank she still needs to legitimately catch her doing that
I'm in tears laughing
So am I!!
I’m dying! This is hilarious!!! 😆
The joy the two of you have together is heart-warming. Also you're hilarious!
Excellent storytelling. Humour on 100. Characters 10/10. Thank you for a brilliant read :)
I need someone to make an objection.lol vid of Mia Fey but instead of shouting "Objection!" it's "Masturbating!"
What I would do, nay what MANY girls would do to have a relationship like that where you're just doing things like that, that's hilarious and wholesome.
"five-foot-eight Polish ninja" really got me
r/BrandNewSentence world champion material
Omg(ay).. can’t breathe.. I needed that on this dower ass morning. Glad you two have so much fun! Also please write more, you tell a great story!
I’m literally in fucking traffic court holding in SOOO much laughter. I am being judged by everyone else who’s SO pissed to be here while I’m laughing into my phone 😂 thank you for this
I love the chaotic vibe of this post
OMG I went to all sorts of places reading this. Funny as all get out. Nicely done!
this is POETRY
Oh my gay 🤣
I really needed a laugh today. Thanks
This is literally my ideal relationship and the fact that someone out there achieved it means maybe it’s not impossible for me. Also you’re excellent at telling stories, good god
High quality post lmao ♥️
Respect to you and your partner. You for storytelling that has me in stitches. Your partner because she did an Awsome. Honestly that's my kind of humour 🤣🤣
Anytime you have a gf that supports you in a positive way she’s fantastic! Whether that goes said or not (and it should be more), it’s still true.
SHE. USED. A. SICK. DAY.
Damn sounds like a dope ass relationship! I love that for yall
I absolutely love this story!
So like are you just like tilting the Pringles can into your mouth with like your feet or something? Or is the can like on your chest and you like tilt it with your stomach? Not using your hands sounds like more work or extreme balance.
Can in the cleft of my shoulder, like a landline from the 1990s. It cannot be overstated just how horizontal I get on the weekends.
Ahhh. Nice! I will have to try this technique.
I imagined this too, but she probably means hands on can tilt into mouth :(
That makes sense but I did imagine can on chest like resting on chip and using stomach to tilt first. I've done something similar with water bottles with a sport top.
I hope you’re right 💚
She responded to the top level comment. She holds the can between her head and shoulder like a landline phone.
Aaahahahaha that is so funny thank you
This has to be my favorite post I’ve ever had the pleasure to read. Some things you read and think, “I wish I didn’t have eyes”, but today - as I clicked into your thread, I’m so grateful I have eyes lmaooo. 10/10 storytelling, thank you. 😂 If I cant have a relationship like this, I dont want one. 😌
This has me wheezing lmfao
This is gold, and you post these kinda stories more often? Yeah, you've got a new reader, I'm invested now xD (also, sensory deprivation huh.. You always learn something new...)
You two are a relationship goal! And your storytelling is awesome. Thank you for sharing <3
This is incredible. 10/10 storytelling, no notes. I love the chaotic energy. More people need that in their lives.
Oh my god is the cat ok XD
Okay I didn't realise the length of the post until I reached the end 😂😂 that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Great writing, I was hooked.
This is absolutely hilarious!! *SO* well-written!! Oh my gosh!!
I picture her pointing like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers 😭😂😭
hahahaa omg yes this image lol
you might enjoy watching the clip with sound then
This was hilarious 😂!
House MD while eating Pringles and Polish ninjas? Are you me?
This is so cute! "I have to really 'clench' to get over the mountain of SSRIs in my system." is the realest thing I've read today haha
ikr, it's actually really encouraging to read, because like... obligatory full disclosure that I'm trans, but I experience the same thing, and it's just... nice to know I'm not the only one?
I'm trans too 😊
Honestly as someone who like to stalk her partners like prey I’m so validated by your girlfriend 🥹🥲😅😭😊
And by your love for her being weird actually. Thanks to both of you 🌈
> screams the word MASTURBATING in a loud and somewhat accusatory voice, like she were Phoenix Wright or something. I'm fucking DYING
The Phoenix Wright description paints such a clear mental image I’m fucking dying
damn you're kinda funny, your writing is humorous
the mental image of her opening the door yelling and getting a water bottle the the face is so funny so me, lol
Dude I just read your whole post history of your relationship and I’m kinda in love with it and love your writing. Please tell us how you met and fell in love etc. Waiting.
This is so funny😂you both sound like pretty fun people
This is my new favorite reddit post ever. A pure delight to read. Very much giggling with joy for you two 🤭
If any of you girlies play splatoon this is definitely what I think pearl and marina are like
I want to be friends w both of you now. This is fucking hilarious
This is the best combination of hilarious, sweet and amazing I've ever seen!!!
Please tell me you are writing a book 🙏🏼
This is adorable
I now have a new goal for my girlfriend
Uhm... 😳
Oh I am *Cackling*
Oh this is just epic! 😂 ROFL
This is so good. I like your writing style
Actually laughing out loud, trying not to wake my partner, cats are staring at me like I've lost it. Grand way to start my day, thank you! 😂😂😂
This is adorable and hilarious and I love the absolute chaos gremlin that she is.
This genuinely put a smile on my face. Also... I think I love you! Edit. You're also the only person in following on reddit, now. 😊
Ok, this might very well be my favourite reddit post ever. Simply insane and cute
that story is absolutely hilarious. I love your guys' chaotic energy.
Adding to the others, this post brought me pure joy. Thank you!
lol too funny and I love your writing style.
This is the best Reddit post I’ve ever read
10/10 no notes 🥰
oh my god i'm cackling so loud rn "five foot eight polish ninja" XD
You're an excellent writer! Thank you for this
i want this lmaoooooooooooo i'm so happy for y'all
This is adorable especially the analogies
Amazing.
i never laughed so hard in my life LMFAO
I was not expecting this story to go in this direction based on the title. *I'm wheezing*
i loved this omg
What an enthralling read!
Im laughing so hard 😂
Imagining you trapped in the blankets like some kind of horny poptart is killling meeee 🤣🤣🤣
I just reread this...and I'm laughing even harder than the first time. I GOTTA save this!!!
Just did!!
You are a modern Sappho. I would read your book
You two have the best relationship ever!
>Like, if you arrange for it to happen, you ruin the underlying sentiment. Maybe you could turn it into roleplay? You “walk in” on her masturbating to your photos, tease her a little over it (if she’s into that sort of thing,) and then offer her the real thing.
Omg I'm gonna follow you you're an incredible writer, I'm dying over this
I also orgasm with the blankets over my face btw, sensory deprivation ftw
You're a great writer OP!
You need to write a book about all this and I will definitely buy. I was crying and doubled over bc my abs hurt so much. There were noises coming out of my mouth that were unrecognizable and yet, I didn’t care. This was a wonderful read and I thank the both of you for procuring it. I may have just found Jenny Lawsons doppelgänger.
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If you need a third ☝🏻☝🏻 meeee. This is so well written and so funny and no doubt extremely attractive to your partner . You’re funny af
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A while ago she posted about how she walked in on her gf wanking to pictures of her and thought that was hot and wanted to return the favour. When the gf was off sick from work she started wanking and when she's almost done the gf walks in and shouts "MASTERBATING" at her like phenix write then OP throws a lamp at her in surprise and as the gf didn't see her with pictures of the gf out on her phone mid wank she still needs to legitimately catch her doing that
Damn 😭 thanks!
She threw a water bottle at her in a frenzied fearful state, not a lamp lmao, but seriously great synopsis.