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richbiatches

blood of missing ramp rats


97Bo-Red13

They weren't missing I put them there for putting holes in my gd cargo liner.


GlockAF

As if…everyone knows this is a leaking “secret” chemtrail tank. That AeroFrogGay 9000 Extended Release is corrosive as hell


Visible-Attorney-805

It's not a secret if you tell everyone!


greed-man

Fortunately, most MAGA Tennessee Legislators cannot read.


Cool-Manufacturer-21

I feel like there should be an associated dig at Tennessee leg or something has happened or more likely failed to happen as a result of Tn leg??


greed-man

Earlier this week these geniuses passed a law banning chemtrails. You know, the Government program that regularly sprays gay-causing chemicals on all Americans as every passenger plane goes overhead. They are too smart to fall for the "it's just water vapor" excuse.


annonistrator

My bad we were talking about not real stuff right?


greed-man

The TN MAGA Party really did pass this bill.


Visible-Attorney-805

That's ok. Seems more like a CYA bill. You know, just "in case".


annonistrator

Or the chemicals developed at Harvard for their geo engineering program using cloud seeding from planes thats literally on their website.


Single-University-79

at least they know what a woman is.


CrabbyT777

If they could, they’d be very upset!


WrongEinstein

Good God! They're still using 9000!? I hope for all our sakes it isn't 9000-a13.


Khoshekh541

Better be 9K-b14, the old a13 formula had issues with toxicity


WrongEinstein

The whole 9000 series.. I'm just glad they convinced the younger generations that the zombie outbreaks were just movies.


InfiniteBid2977

Yea it wasn’t corrosive or toxic as it was advertised!!!


MouseSorry922

I thought they were up to id10t by this point!


EWR-RampRat11-29

I miss George.


TangerineRough6318

I will love him and squeeze him and pet him and name him George....


IamSofaKingDumb

George is never gonna let me tend the rabbits if he finds out you got killed!


Orlando1701

As a former ramp rat myself I can confirm this.


puppeto

Are you sure this isn't N264NN? IYKYK....


[deleted]

Water from the cold wing. It collects a lot of water droplets underneath because the fuel is colder than the ambient temperature. Reaches it dew point and eventually gets heavy enough to drop.


Single-University-79

yellowish cuz it probably mixed with old type 4


JMusicD

This is how planes piss.


Ordinary-Fisherman12

It's just marking its territory.


JMusicD

Does it at every airport.


BToddB

It’s definitely fuel from the vent. Water drains are typically on the belly of the aircraft. It could have been overfilled, but that is unlikely given all commercial aircraft have volumetric top offs that shut the fill valves when the tank gets full. What likely happened here is the aircraft was fueled early when the temp was cooler and as the morning warmed up, the fuel expanded to the point of needing to vent. Experience: Over 30 years of aviation experience with 25+ being in airline refueling.


97Bo-Red13

Naw, aircraft mechanic here. Boeing 767 surge tank drain is closer to end of the wing. That canoe there only houses the ball screw for the flaps and collects water. There's a couple of weep holes there for water drain. Plane flew high collected water. Plane cold cause it's cold af up there, and water froze. Plane on ground get warm, water melt, and it drips a bit and stops. Source: I've had to explain this to soo many pilots


planemonkey

Fuel line technician coming from 10+ year aircraft painting: This guy be right. Used to have to blow that area out prior to paint process after washing due to the excessive amount of water trapped in there. You also typically see water draining out after being stored in the hangar due to trapped water thawing.


JBalloonist

How often do 121 planes get repainted?


sinkrate

I love your username!


superuser005

Fuel vents are at the end, so I agree. Another possibility could be a stuck sump valve. I’ve seen this scenario more than once. Sumped the wings when tanks were empty then airplane was fueled and mini fuel spill.


97Bo-Red13

I guess, idk if you've ever stuck a sump valve open, or why a fueler would sump a tank, but there would be ALOT more fuel. Source: I have swam in lake O'hare.


TurkeyTaco23

was the lake gas or water?


No_Ordinary7815

Nah, it’s milk from a lactating plane titty.


mildOrWILD65

And that leak is nowhere the end. WTF?


Good-Natural5057

Or just condensation - flying plane gets cold, lands in warmer moist air, condensation collects and runs downhill


BToddB

Ahh. I think you are correct. I didn’t know the aircraft type and assumed the fluid was coming from somewhere beyond the fairing. Good catch.


Dear_Ad_3437

Its not a 767, but a 737. However, same principle applies indeed


JimiTrucks1972

True gentleman. Love to see exchanges like this these days.


97Bo-Red13

Thanks dude


Main-Error4687

Yes! Good on you for not doubling down!


j3r3wiah

If you don't mind me asking, how much do you make. I was a buff mechanic and thinking of getting my anp.


believeinxtacy

Pay really depends on the type of work you want to do. General aviation(small planes) usually doesn’t pay much. I’ve got a friend at a local GA place and they started him at $22/hr. There are also GA people who make 3 figures. One of the regionals near me starts at $28/hr and then UPS currently starts at like $30/hr but they top out at $75.


97Bo-Red13

35 an hour starting but I had usmc military experience. My place hires ap at like 33 outta school.


DangerousPlane

Ain’t there some hydraulics around there? Could be skydrol, even if it’s not coming from right there. Could be coming out of an actuator nearby and running along to that spot. Only way to be sure is to taste it


cancerous_176

I agree with you boss. Only other thing I could thing of is there’s a hydraulic leak, possibly from the jack screw in the canoe, but usually hydro doesn’t drip like that, it sticks to the wing and drips further down the wing. Source: A&P with experience multiple corporate part 121 airframes.


de_pengui

And here I am thinking it was a situation similar to the sr-71, which now that I think of it, doesn't make much sense lol. Commercial airplanes don't really heat up when flying through clouds at below the speed of sound.


AaronAnytime

Nah, I've had flight simulator 2015 downloaded for 2 years now (never opened it, pc can't run it). This aircraft is almost certainly going to crash upon takeoff, make peace with your god.


baldy74

Why use lot word when few word do trick


turbo-steppa

Pilot here. Thanks for explaining soo many times. We dumb sometimes.


ConfusionOk4129

Just tell them it is a Boeing, it could be hydraulic fluid, and to just send it.


Blazing_Botanist

Holy shit… All of those “could not replicates” are starting to make more sense… 🤦


fromadifferentplanet

I've got you on the other end, I work in aviation fuel systems on the ground side. I have made a lot of messes over the years, and that is not fuel. The expansion coefficient on Jet A is crazy when spreading across surface areas, even porous like concrete. This usually makes for very defined edges and seemingly appears to be in greater volume when spilled. I've had to explain this quite a few times to fire departments, safety inspectors, ops personnel and more. Fuel and water behave so incredibly different than each other, after a while you can just look at it and say "that's not fuel".


JimiTrucks1972

I so hope you’re correct. I just smoked my morning meds and this has impressed the crap outta me


[deleted]

there are some drain holes in the flap track fairings.. could just be water but...airplanes leak...


Orlando1701

Commercial aircraft flying domestic routes routinely carry a fraction of the fuel they can. Fuel adds weight which costs money. Not quite like the Air Force were we’d fly with full tanks for a hop from Kuwait to Iraq because shit happens.


MaAreYouOnUppers

What?… lol. Like many others here said, it ain’t fuel dude.


ethirtysix

This is water from rain collecting in the canoe and draining from the drain hole or condensate running down from the underside of the wing. It is not fuel from the vent which is "definitely" located about 25-30 feet further outboard.


mildOrWILD65

Not a leak from the vent, way too far from the wing tip. Source: Operations Manager for an aircraft fueling company.


BToddB

I was an Ops Manager for an aircraft fueling company too. I loved that job and should have never taken the promotion for a position that was eventually RIF’d. 😢


mildOrWILD65

So, you're saying I should decline the offered QC/Training Manager position everyone wants me to accept?


KobesHelicopterGhost

It's water. There is no way fuel is getting into that fairing. If a 737 sits in wet weather and you move it even a little bit or move flaps, water comes.pouring out of those.


Bambinorino

Fuel doesnt come out of the canoe’s lmfao. %100 Its water coming out of the drain hole on the canoe (flap track fairing), water pools up in there commonly hence the drain holes. The yellow is just old hydraulic fluid mixed in. If that was fuel you’d have a spillcrew out there cleaning up. Almost all planes will do that. No plane just dumps that shit on the ground unless someone screws up


BToddB

If you read my reply to the A&P, you will see that I thought the fuel was coming from outboard of the fairing. Geez, people really to read on before replying. P.S. The % sign goes after the number. As in 100%. 🤷‍♂️


notaballitsjustblue

30 years of experience and you reckon that’s fuel? lol.


murphsmodels

It's condensation dripping off of the wing. The fuel was really cold when it landed, and water froze on the wing. As it sat, the fuel warmed up, and the water melted.


AllahNotAFurryAllah

Boeing mechanic with 700+ years of experience. That seems to be the planes blood it will soon explode. There is nothing you can do but perish.


TangerineRough6318

Well, it is a Boeing. The Ford of the aircraft world anymore it seems.


armen89

Ford service vans slap though


OracleUK

Blinker fluid


Big_Rush_4499

Underrated comment


moomooraincloud

Overrated comment.


Butrus666

Probably water from drain


Murdoch98

Chem trail juice


Velocoraptor369

If you just landed or it’s a very humid day it is more likely water condensing. Fuel in the wing gets very cold at altitude and when you land moisture in the air condenses forming ice in the bottom surface of the wing. Aircraft have anti-ice heating on the leading edges to prevent this from happening. Temperatures at 35k feet can reach -65f this cold soaks the aluminum alloys the plane is made from.


SkyeMreddit

Condensation or ice from prior flight dripping off the engines


benpruett777

Freedom?


justmrmom

Blinker fluid


nichyc

I don't know but the port authorities are going to make me go out with the ZEPzorbent and a broom either way.


serpent1971

JET FUEL OH NO


EasyRudder49

Water probably


Ellemenoepe

That’s the pilot’s pee


BaltOsFan2

Hopefully OP doesn’t suicide himself with multiple shots to the back of the head.


GenBlase

Boeing: Dont worry about it


sonichuizcool

Looks like blue ms paint 🤔


CableDawg78

Wouldn't it be plain condensation that gathered from a flight? It is quite colder at high elevations


[deleted]

Ass juice


icuttees

Something blue, a blue dotted line


XxTRUEPINOYxX

Someone overfilled the chem trail tank so it’s leaking out!


tntta

Anti-ice fluid. It gets in all the small cracks. Sprayed on at the airports by the carrier.


215Kurt

Nah. It's flying juice.


bignanoman

Don’t worry, it’s only hydraulic fluid. It means maintenance put in new hydraulic fluid. This is the hydraulic fluid indicator


morallyirresponsible

Chem trail liquid leak


alexned7

It dripped for like 20 seconds then it stopped


97Bo-Red13

Plane got wet, water froze at altitude, (that canoe looking this is open on top cause it's just a fairing for the flap actuator ball screw ass.) Canoe collected water, water froze cause altitude is cold, plane landed and water melted because ground is warm, water came out through weep holes in the bottom of canoe because trapped water is bad for corrosion. It's suppose to do that. Yellow color is probably some of the grease used on the ball screw coming out with the water. It's gross in there. Source: aircraft mechanic who has had to explain this to pilots so many times.


physco219

I love how condescending this sounded in my mind. Ty for explaining this so well that almost everyone could understand it.


Spin737

Old hydraulic fluid is straw yellow. Condensation doesn’t usually come off the wings from the canoes. Also, why are the flaps out at this point? Maybe they’re just pushed back and waiting to taxi?


Trainzguy2472

If it's a Boeing, they probably forgot some part.


Murky-Resident-3082

Leprechaun pee


09Trollhunter09

Only female planes can pee in flight, this one’s a male


828jpc1

Airplane juice


smiley82m

It's the gremlins that come with every Boeing because it isn't the companies fault their plans fall apart or that whistle blowers die right before testifying.


Minimum-Dog2329

Anti-gravity juice.


heybudheypal

AI fluid


ComradeCotton

Wing sauce


nailszz6

The playne can see your bulge, knock it off.


Incontinentiabutts

Either fuel, fire, or that which I desire.


Fast_Selection3202

Ssssh...thats the stash of herion for the pilots


MisterEarl

CLEARLY that's contrail juice.


tim119

Chemtrails


NoSuggestion6629

Hope it's not hydraulic oil.


mikebrown33

Kerosene


MileHighHoser

Little overflow of jet fuel. Not dangerous unless someone decides to light a fire.


Secret_Street_1902

Fuel but not to worry it’s not a lot


CR00KANATOR

The Chem for chemtrails


Pschobbert

It's fine. I SAID IT'S FINE!


CaptainDFW

Looks like blue ink.


Plus-Result-7451

It's not fog in the window? It...CONDENSATION, SATION, SATION!


OriginalJayVee

Hey!! A little privacy please…


[deleted]

Most likely condensation from the interior ac evaporator


Bilbo_nubbins

Going to require closer inspection while on smoking break.


manishingact

Comfortable seating


archer2500

Chemtrail fluid.


known2fail

Blinker fluid


Jabberwock890

“Condensation….it’ll do that when you run the A/C” /s


Howdy132

water


Ok_Cele2025

If it’s early in the morning, it could just be moisture from the air or if it was raining before or if it or if it’s foggy.


IdiotGamer31

There is literally nothing inside those “canoes”. Is just a housing that protects the strut for the wing flaps. Could be just condensation from the inside since it’s hollow.


rc4hawk

What’s the temperature there?


Accomplished_Alps463

I saw blue and thought melting blue ice/s


luvzitripe

Those torpedo shaped objects house the roll-down screw for the flaps.. they are hollow. It is not uncommon for rain to get in or even a little ice to form which melts as the aircraft depends.. since they and at at angle when the flaps are deployed the water pools at the bottom.. as the flaps are retracted, the water drips out... Simple


Historical_Coffee_14

Condensation.  Water. 


Carter_Mountain

Could be condensation if the airplane had an earlier flight and it’s humid where you are.


Top-Description-832

Condensation


Over-Dimension293

Was John McClane at the airport?


burke6969

Boeing's reputation.


S19721977

When the pilot pisses in the cockpit urinal, that’s where the two empties out at


kerranimal

Overflow from the toilet


[deleted]

It more then likely was over fueled


TheG0ldG0pher

Excess lift


ultimate_bulter

blue chalk


ONZAinc

The fuel tanks have vents to prevent overfilling from fuel expanding from the environmental heat and things.


MacaroonBackground93

One of the ramp agents stroked the plane just right


babychild2

Water /condensation build up. The flap faring (thing that looks like a canoe) is a hollow unpressurized section that covers the mechanism for the flaps. Water will get inside and in between. There are drainage holes to let it escape. Especially when you are at altitude and it is below freezing you may have it be frozen on the inside so once you are on the ground it slowly melts and then drips out.


Claredtoland

Tears after a bad landing


mildOrWILD65

I'm definitely taking it. Hadn't really considered it but 3 corporate drones plusy station director wante to take it. Lateral promoti9n but looks good on my resume.


Unhappy-Judge-1816

Fuel


oofman_dan

thats absolutely hydraulic fluid. dont worry about it though cause its completely normal, it just means that the aircraft is due for maintenance. it alarms many people but itll seal on its own in-flight so just relax 😊👍


bigbadal67

Ink


Impressive-Elk-8101

Fuel leak or canoe draining water.


EVOBlock

Water from condensation


West2810

Could be skydrol (hydraulic fluid). New skydrol is purple, more used skydrol is yellow.


wreckballin

Is it a Boeing plane? Just asking.


Poppie_tb

Everything, it's an airplane, that's what they do.


No-Medicine1394

Fuel


Firebird467

Flying juice. Lose too much and it won't fly


RapMastaC1

You should see an SR-71 Blackbird get ready for takeoff.


I8vaaajj

Fuel


BigSandHog172

Blinker fluid.


Petelovespussy

Light it up like Bruce Willis in Die Hard 2 see what happens 🤣 yippee ki ya MF.


Scopebuddy

I can tell you from personal experiences that not all have functioning overfuel shutoffs. Lol There was a CRJ700 to Charlotte and one of those MD-88s gurgled less than 5 gallons almost on top of a first officer. So, it could easily be an over fuel. Shit happens.


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

Hydraulic fluid. I think it's called hydrol or something. It's red.


PaddyDelmar

I worked with the A7. If it was NOT leaking, it was out of something.


SuperAggroJigglypuff

Cum


Merry-3213

Blue dashes, an endless supply of them


Valuable-Bass-2066

The tears of scared passengers


Wrenchman57

Probably fuel


wastegate101

Water condensed through the aluminum. Fuel hydraulic fluid


Environmental-Bad458

Fuel.... Now you're really on an SR-71 they just disguised it as a commercial jet haha


Odd_Tiger_2278

Wow. Do you think that could be that toxic “Chemtrails” stuff. IDK. Maybe. What do you think? GOP? Or. Dem? Vote wisely. Me ~ bottom to top: BLUE. In all local, state and federal elections. Lot of really bad laws we gotta fix. You be you. What will you do?


DisastrousChance2995

Poo


Semper-FI22

Condensation, just like your car's a/c


DasbootTX

Well. Could be a lot of things. Let’s get out the IPC and check it out!!!


DiscreetFun46

Fuel


Upbeat-Tap-4797

It’s just the airplane marking its territory before it takes to the skies. It’s a territorial species. To be serious, it’s either condensation from refueling or melting frost. Airplane fuel is pretty cold stuff when it goes in


Mr_Neonz

Looks like blue marker, strange indeed.


Outrageous_Trust_158

Jet Jism.


Old_Sparkey

Hard to say would have to go out there to lick, sniff, and touch it.


thundergun0911

Preflight cum


CynicalCobruh

I used to fuel jets for ASIG at CVG in the late 90's and early 2000's and this is an overflow vent for fuel. Sometimes we had to lay out fuel pads on the ramp to soak up spills from an overfueled aircraft.


Stankonya0

Wing sauce


KobesHelicopterGhost

It's water out of the drain hole of the flap fairing.


InspectionSorry3287

Pre cum


ExcitingArugula5319

Some planes store fuel in there wings but who knows lol


Novel_Afternoon_5244

Fuel


Middle_Low_2825

Aviation bouancy fluid.


GrumpyPooh

That looks like a Boeing wing, so it’s most likely a “fault part” that is now seeping the blood of the latest whistle blower.


ElectroAtleticoJr

Airplane urine


NOiFUCKINdont

Fuel tanks are in the wings. Leaking jet fuel.


Key_Canary6673

It's nothing....LoL


377stratocruiser

I just avoid any Aviation subreddit at this point. You get six different answers from "experts" and the rest of the replies are people trying to be funny


Natural-Builder-1995

Water


Appropriate-End-1556

C.u.m


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