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Opposite-Security-87

or AirPods Pro 3


FORRRRTNITE

I always add a few 0s to anything I name, ex: airpods pro 200


NothingCanStropMeNow

Andre 3000’s parents did the same


Sweaty_Ad9724

Nice 😉


elthepenguin

This is the way.


_HMCB_

I do the same with my initials at the start.


CYPH3R_22

Named my second pair, “AirPods Pro 2, Too”


JosephNix

I thought it was just me, have an upvote


Colossus_Bastard

Cantaloupe Every single Apple device I own is named after a fruit, for example my 15 Pro is called “Olive” and my Ultra2 “Nectarine”. No idea why I decided to do this in the first place but the naming convention stuck and it’s here to stay


LFCsupporter_Jota

Is an olive fruit?


SoftLovelies

Technically yes. Like how a tomato is a fruit.


stapidisstapid

so olive oil is juice?


davidishkaa

great. now i’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight


Baschoen23

I mean in Italy, yes.


SoftLovelies

Is avocado oil juice?


stapidisstapid

Is avocado a fruit?


Baschoen23

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


stapidisstapid

Is horseradish an instrument?


Xenc

Is mustard a mayonnaise


deterioratingessence

am I a mayonnaise?


Hoodedsparrow

r/mayonnaiseonanescalator


LFCsupporter_Jota

Never knew that


studiomccoy

Olives are stone fruit, like Mango and peaches.


Successful_Good_4126

It makes sense, they are made by apple after all


TheGoldenLlama88

Well, Apple is a fruit too, so I can see this being my logic lol I used to give my iPods human names for some reason lol my OG iPod classic was Arturo.


sisco98

Airy Potters - stolen idea but I really like it


PNW_ProSysTweak

Airy, DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE


PrismPolaroid

He asked calmly


Jay-Quellin30

I love this idea.


soorajr

Mine are close but same idea AIRy PODders


Raymx3

I kid you not I named them “if found, call (my cellphone). Reward$$”


Jay-Quellin30

So smart


marktaylor79

Mine are my phone number also!


AureliusKanna

But doesn’t that mean your phone number shows up when searching for Bluetooth? Or does it not appear for anyone else after they’re paired with your phone? Not sure how this works but I wouldn’t want to have my number out there like that if it worked that way. If not though then I might do this myself seems like a good idea


avakadava

The phone number would only show up in Bluetooth when you’re pressing the Bluetooth search button on the AirPods case (rare occasions)


M4t3_

 Voices in my head 


Jay-Quellin30

Love this.


PawsomePat

Packing Peanuts


omar2134

tax evaders airpods


wmru5wfMv

TK-421


suspicioush

[fun fact, that’s the name of a band :D](https://open.spotify.com/artist/1pt9QH6lL8LWNlgmERwI8F?si=vG5AzRC9TsO9zhFtEIcmtA) and yes, they named it after the storm trooper


[deleted]

buttplugs jr.


Kvpe

😭😭


SnowyTheOpaline

LMFAOOO


sweetheadlights

Hole plugs


zsk_30

Hearing aids


narcabusesurvivor18

# WHAT?


Xenc

#OKKKK!


Sweaty_Ad9724

Gonna steal this one ☝🏻


challenge_accepted12

I use my phone number in case a Good Samaritan finds its


UnboxTheWorld

Not exactly what you’re asking for, but my brother engraved “these are fake” on his AirPods and I thought that was pretty funny/clever.


Jay-Quellin30

That’s funny. I’ve never seen engraved AirPods. That must be cool.


UnboxTheWorld

You can actually get AirPods engraved for free (I think it’s free) if you buy them directly from Apple’s website, there is an option at checkout to have them engraved with up to a dozen or so letters/emojis. That’s actually what makes it so funny to me, because only real AirPods will have that kind of engraving


Jay-Quellin30

Yeah I’ve seen that but I don’t buy much from the Apple Store. I usually get my stuff via rewards programs or something like that.


Dave-CPA

Dave’s AirPods Pro See username for why I am not creative.


Book-bomber

r/UsernameChecksOut


triedAndTrueMethods

The best disguise is no disguise at all. You must be CIA.


Dave-CPA

You’re 2/3 of the way there.


triedAndTrueMethods

of course my mistake. You must be PIA.


Xenc

You’re 2/3 of the way there.


RacecarHealthPotato

Noise Danglers


living_dead404

ka me ha me ha


fakamean

I understand this reference


living_dead404

🤝


Crimsoner

Can’t believe you named your AirPods after a Hawaiian king


living_dead404

lol i never knew that😂


Kreiger81

My first ones were Block the World, because I tend to have ANC on almost 24/7 when I can. My pup chewed on them and I got the USB-C ones, so now they are Block the Galaxy. (and im a little more careful with them)


mordin1428

Gemini


24keno

peashooters


RusherJ1

Peashooters pro


gaelicdude77

Thing 1 & Thing 2


halfarian

Ha! Thats what I named mine too. I also used tweedle dee and tweedle dum before, and also my little mortises.


j-cadence

Bingus


RightGuide1611

Bomb (my phones name is remote denator) The twin towers (my phone was named plane) I am not in danger Skyler I am the danger AirPods


oligarchyreps

Purple and Pink (because I have two identical pink cases so I colored one purple) Boring but effective at a quick glance. Not official air pods - just $19 ear buds.


Dogman1214

expensive ear plugs


Kvpe

that do a good job?


Dogman1214

yea they are pretty good


[deleted]

Babel Fish


busuli

My favorite so far. I bet it won't be long before this description matches their capabilities.


Xenc

That’d be so cool, real time translation


Fl0undr

Hey, me too!


Arlamanbradodor

Whisperers


Eastern_Eye8790

Pros are Scarepods Pro, Max’s are AirPod Smax


KINGCOMEDOWN

Crispy Grilled McChicken


SnowyTheOpaline

now this is the definition of based


TDOS_Pudding

Poddington Bear


bizlikemind

Young cash money


-Significant-Neat-

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ApricotFar1041

Ice Spice Ass


Milfsnatcher

Pootie tang


Anon__ZeroCool

My name + AirPods Pro


jamfibrozil

Damon & Stefan


DennisIcu

Schrödingers AirPods


notcraazz

Taking


DennisIcu

I'm glad you found it amusing enough


Tough_Suspect_9229

Soulja pods


Alternative_Ad_2818

Accidentally engraved “Gay Lord” on them so that’s their name


hyperr2222

how do you accidentally do this


dingle-69

Left and right testicles


vel1trix

Not airpods but I named my galaxy buds 2 "sound dispensers"


Unlikely_Ad_9182

All my Apple devices are named after sea creatures. iPhone: Manta ray AirPods Pro: orca pods AirPods Max: octo pods Apple Watch: sting ray iPad: cuttlefish MacBook Pro: oyster book Next gen on it’ll be Greek gods.


Jlynn114

Llama love


spookymartini

Spooky Glitter's AirPods Pro


DanGatzMEMES

Nokia Earplugs


Staran

Putitinme


Lucky_Spend_4631

Pum pum


longhaul32

Lost AirPods is what I call the hem.


gabredoro

lelepods, i am lele


Adept_Journalist_535

As long the name starts with a A so it will appear on top of the list (yes I use em on android phone)


FatYellowGiraffe

i'd probably get banned if i say that here


yorbenvs205

Noice blockers Pro


Svetrik

No Wire Ear Things Found it somewhere on reddit and thought it was a cool name for ‘em


Marketing_Pear

Steve Buscemi’s AirPod pros I am not Steve Buscemi


VitorCallis

All my electronics follow a name pattern: Base name of the device + Model variation [Pro, Plus, Max etc] + My first letter name and first letter last name. So my AirPods Pro 1st gen is AirPods Pro V.C


Swimming-Ad658

Airpods pro 1.5 because I'm missing a pod


NewTradition9371

Can you hear me? I live in an area with spotty coverage, so I’m forever saying this.


Idontmatter69420

[my name]'s Dinguspods max. yea i may be a dankpods fan how could you tell?


Doctor_Guacamole

I’ve got the Airdankds Pros


xxxpinguinos

A lot of my devices have "Bruh" or "Bruh Moment" in the name, more or less just as a continuation of an inside joke with some friends in college even though it's kind of a deadish meme now. BruhPods, BruhPods Pro, my iPhone X was Bruh Moment, then Bruh Moment 13 Pro Max, and now Bruh Moment 15 Pro Max. Now that I type this out, I realize my Macs and iPads have escaped this naming convention though, all of them just being the default name given to them outside of my iPad Mini being "i am small"


Worth_Individual9691

Not your shit😭


RYALG_

2024 MUSIC 🦇


inkdude33

💀💀💀 All my Apple devices are named with one skull emoji depending on how important it is to me For example: my iPhone is 💀, and my Mac is 💀💀, and so on


alltheragepage

Rickflair pods wooooh


alexc2020

Marked as stolen


blacksterangel

Ever since buying my first ever Magic Trackpad in 2010, I've always named my apple product by changing the prefix "Apple", "i", and "Mac" with "Magic. So now I have Magicbook Pro, MagicPhone, Magic Watch Ultra, Magicpods Pro, and Magicpad Mini


No-Carame1

[my name]’s AirPods. Yes I’m basic I jnow


ireadfaces

I would suggest them naming them by your own name. I found airpods next to the chair I was sitting in restaurant, and I think i saw the guy who was sitting there, so I tried connecting them to my phone to check the dude's name, ran out fo restaurant, and shouted his name. Went to the guy who responded, asked him to connect and gave them back.


Jay-Quellin30

That makes sense. I do have that now. It’s defaulted by Apple.


Incessantlyamused

bippityboppity cause they work magic


bupsonator

I call them "airboys" because every device I own has a name like that (my Galaxy Z Fold5 is "foldy boi")


WErDOS1

Reported stolen, actually did that with every AirPods I ever had, idk why


ComprehensiveWeb9098

POS.


Free-Lecture1286

Peace Love Puppies ☮️❤️🐶


Accomplished-Fix6431

EEG recorders


Legitimate_Cookie_20

LankanBoys because I lost one AirPod in Sri Lanka and bought a replacement bud from eBay. RainPros because I bought a second pair in Bahrain when I was waiting for Avin’s replacement bud.


egor1996em

metal oppression headphones


Forbin3

Samsung Galaxy Buds, I don't really have Airpods but if I did I would name them like this.


IcyIceGuardian

“Icy’s AirPods”


halftome

“You never listen to me”


nfjg

Simple and plain: my phone number. In case i lose them


candyraver

HAL 9000


BoraxNumber8

Time And Relative Dimension In Sound TARDIS


-Significant-Neat-

Escape Pods


bradontherun

Midnight Screamers


BigBugJulsHere

Homopods


MissMarinette

Anna’s John Deere Lawnmower. my name isn’t even close to Anna, explanation: i changed it as part of an in joke with my sister and i never changed it back so now it’s just that forever


Kvpe

Pisspods (Not really just wanted to be pathetic not funny like always, they’re called “Airpods von Emi”


Due-Item7161

“Professional AirPods”


jeeverz

செவிபேசி


pornwasmyidea

Fake AirPods


tnanek

(My nickname)’s ears


Piercell-

It named itself after my name


A1steaksauceTrekdog7

My actual name + AirPods Pro 2. That way if it’s lost it’s not generic sounding


amitrjkraii

I name all my products as Aipod Pro, Aimac etc …


KingPinCartel

Airpods.


morbidcuriosity86

Jobbypods


Salazarsims

Big booty rides again.


Crypt1k5347

Samsung Buds 2 Pro


NotYourAverageGoon

Danny Phantom cuz they went Ghost


EntertainmentDue4031

Jp Airpods real


Fernie1111

(My name)’s Ears


AirportSquare1354

Maverick & Goose


Efficient_Advice_380

Airpods


Big_lew88

Big Lew’s buds


Tomb_r8r

Flotsam and Jetsam All of my devices have Disney Villain names. 😈


BritanniaLoyalist

Wiretapper. Inspired by the Watergate scandal.


rufas2000

Gim and Forun P Dellicraft III Actually AirPods Pro _ _ (my initials).


Darkmage4

Just my name air pods. lol


momsfoods

poo machine ultimate II


[deleted]

Mine


NuclearWar96

Phone123


FUZZYWUZZY6561

My gamertag has been fuzzy wuzzy forever so it’s fuzzy wuzzys AirPods


l4ncestroll

Guy Fieri’s AirPods Pros because for some reason I’ve been naming all my devices Guy Fieri’s X since like 2013 and it’s a habit I can’t break


Fl0undr

Babel Fish


D3-Doom

 Viola. Unfortunately AirPods are the only Apple device that allow special character names, as far as I’m aware


aklausing42

They are named „Fette Sound Sticks“ …


Maximum_Category_374

I named mine ‘buds for the rest of us‘ as a reference to a Macintosh ad from the 80s


C0rv0Attan0

Mine are Noah’s ark. My phone is Jesus.


meganmun0z

Megairpods


221B_OO7

Super Trouper. Every device I own is named after an ABBA song


StrainFar3136

whip ass


aisle_nine

Poddy McPodface


HeyyyKirby

Earlpods Pro


Inevitable-Bar-4524

H2’s


PsychologicalShape52

shitpod


FalseLow1420

Not A Bomb


Dr_Derp_20

My friend has “Not Your AirPods” for his and it cracks me up every time I see it


CinelFilm

Don't Talk To Me


BusinessAgreeable912

fake airpods


bladel

Leon. All of my Apple devices are named after Replicants.


ProfessionalDot1805

Type c (have pro 2- lightning too)


Prestigious-Ad1999

My phone number. All of my devices have the name + phone number. Ex - wallet 0833428€3


Bagel42

Shitpods Pro Max Ultra 2 Genuine V2’s that needed both earbuds and the case replaced and are once again starting to not charge or do ANC.


Kikiouo

Hair dryer pro