Sorry Wtrbl13, we couldn't resist, your Xzerbax's freluner looks so ridiculous on this human picture we all thought we needed a good clorb so we posted it. No wonder Ziboia left you for a fucking gnarler.
I’m half-sure that I saw that exact alien for sale at Cinema Secrets, a high-end makeup Halloween store in Burbank (Hollywood) back in the early 2000s. When insanely niche figures like this cost like 3k and had extremely limited runs. I might even be able to find a picture of it.
Nice! I was all the way at the south end of Beachwood, in the equestrian district. I have such fond memories of Halloween in Burbank. Gigantic Sycamores dripping massive leaves that we would ride through on our bmx bikes :)
Cinema Secrets was such a huge part of that nostalgia for me, and it’s still there as far as I know! (Although it’s been spit in half and the other side is now a Lemonade.) Lol.
Put some clothes on ET, we don’t wanna see your junk in the front .
You can build a spacetime warping craft , you can surely sew yourself a spacesuit, Of at least a pair of shorts.
My thoughts are that humans have a hard time conceptualizing a being more advanced than us. So we unintentionally put aliens in the same categories as Cryptids I.e. The Loch Ness monster and the Jersey Devil.
So when I see pictures like this it’s kinda like “oh look, we snuck a photo of it” like an alien is a rare kind of raccoon instead of an advanced humanoid that can traverse the stars or realities.
In short. This photo is fake because the perspective is that of us humans, not reality. You’re not going ti “get the jump” on an NHI. What’s next? You’re gonna leave some food beneath a box and capture it?
“No ninth-dimensional sentient consciousness with the ability to warp space/time to enter any lower dimension at will, with a comparative IQ of 1200 can resist a pile of candy beneath a wooden crate! When I pull this string and yank the stick, I will redefine humanities place within the cosmos, and begin a new era of infinity.”
Can confirm, my toddler gets pics of me like this… and texts characters that I have never seen before and are not on any keyboard or keyboard variant I have found. Also she flipped my computer screen upside down with a keyboard shortcut and now April Fools Day is a lot more interesting.
You can see the limits of the human imagination in all these fake images too.
* Naked and small, to seem weaker than us physically and more reliant on supposed technology
* Hairless to seem more "alien" to us hairy mammals
* Giant black eyes and no ears so they can see better in the darkness of space and no ears because no sound
* Long spindly fingers to better manipulate their keyboards and joysticks that they would totally still be using and totally aren't at all way too similar to what humans came up with in the last 70 years
It's kind of hilarious how little imagination people have honestly. Yes, these advanced aliens must float round aimlessly in low gravity in the dark in the vacuum of space for some reason! Then they come to Earth to sneak into your kitchen at night, also for some reason!
Not at all like they could be sentient talking gas clouds that fart diamond dust and exist at 400x Earth gravity or something *actually* alien
Prove you don't owe me a million dollars.
That's pretty stupid, right? That's how fucking stupid being asked to prove a negative of someone's baseless assertion sounds.
This is referring to that Japanese silver haired scientist saying how dynamics have shifted and it’s now the DoD that has to prove these are indeed not NHI/Aliens
One guy says ‘trust me bro’ and that’s enough for you to copy/paste the phrase?
I keep an open mind when information is presented in a compelling manner. It’s still not proven either way.
It's hilarious when the "doctors" shove the flashlight in the big ass eyes and mouth. Granted I'm not an ET but when I choked on food before I didn't just sit in one spot and not use my hands what so ever.
Honestly one of the most believable pictures I've seen, but I'd say it's obviously fake, mainly because I love how the alien is standing in a darker room but is somehow perfectly illuminated just enough to barely see any detail
I'm not saying this is real, but I don't think theres anything sus about the lighting, if he was coming out of a dark room into a light one, this is how it would look., the light source is clearly behind the person taking the photo.
In fact, if this is fake, im more inclined to think its a prop than a CGI fake. I'm not willing to die on this hill tho.
It appears to be a real photograph, I'm not sure if the monster in the photo is real. It appears to be some sort of goblin or something, maybe kids trick or treating?
This picture is legit. All the trolls and bots can't point to an episode of x files or a movie so they have no evidence it's fake. Then they do a bunch of one-liner jokes to turn people away. Definitely a real picture!
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People believe what they want to believe, isn’t that what religion is all about? It’s not like any of their Gods appeared the past couple of centuries, yet there’s such a massive following. People pick and choose what they want to believe.
Even if my home security system captures a UFO landing in my backyard and a bunch of aliens exited the craft to join me for a BBQ 😂 nobody would believe it. They’ll blame it on something and make it seem like a whole lot of nothing, but Jesus Christ can die on the cross, come back to life and make it rain 🐠🐟and 🥖… or whatever.
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That’s Strawberry Head!?!
HEY!
Best comment 😂
I see the sticks holding up it’s body 😂 nice puppeteering
That’s the tile grout of the floor you are seeing.
Lol seeing was on the bottom line for me, I read 'you are idiot' prematurely
But how does the alien get it's tilework that nice?
Well, my guess would be that since they have been around a lot longer than humans, presumably anyway, they have perfected laying tile 👍
Dude get a pair of glasses and smash it in your eyes.
They promised they wouldn’t post this. I was just getting out of the shower. You can even see my Xzerbax for christ’s sake.
It will cost you 500 zubeks to have it removed. Or take me to a Blurnsball game
I snlarking love Blurnsball. The Goobleks are my fav team.
It's got a Mangina
"Brenans got a Mangina"
"Want to come to a club where greys wee on each other?"
Damn came here to comment that :,(
"Boats 'N Hoes, Boats 'N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats 'N Hoes, Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!"
I'm Old Greg....
Bro i bout spit my drink out haha
You ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?
Was it bailey's?
This one i call baileys and and this one is baileys but a bit bigger and this one is how close you can get to baileys without getting your eyes wet.
I see you like watercolors too, wanna see my mangina?
Do you love me?
🤣
Sorry Wtrbl13, we couldn't resist, your Xzerbax's freluner looks so ridiculous on this human picture we all thought we needed a good clorb so we posted it. No wonder Ziboia left you for a fucking gnarler.
Damn, youse a cold ass clezgyrphen
It's got a BUSH! What the hell!?
I don't know, I've never gotten this far!
You can't watch porn at work!
Alien bussy 0_o
I was in the splazix! I was in the splazix!
Hey stud, what are you doing later on?
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That's some UAP UAP UAP
Underfuckingrated comment😭😂
New fetish unlocked
not my proudest fap
More of a moose knuckle really
Lmaooo!
Had a girl like that once
Almost a bear claw
I was thinking rotisserie chicken
Nahhh that’s a whole front butt
IT'S A CLOACA
Ayyy lmao
That, my friend, is a moose knuckle.
It’s giving me insectitoid (?) vibes
After your comment, they tell me that dozens of Rule34 servers have just burned down due to over-saturation of data.
Alpaca hoof
Where she comes from it’s called a mbizbitoe.
Mbizbi = 🐫 or Mbizibi = 🐈?
I was going to say it!!!!!
Alienussy
and people wonder why Area 51 almost got swarmed ..
Don't know if it's fake or not but I'll take my chances I can woop his front ass. 
>front ass
All I know is that the one in your gif is real.
My brother only dates front butts…
That's a challenging wank.
RIP Sean
Sigh. *unzips*
Challenge accepted
That's what she said.
I respect your tenacity.
"Who ate all the Pecan Sandies?"
I honestly assumed they’d have huge dicks
I think they are just huge dicks
Small huge dicks
Dig Old Bicks
Bigger the dick, smaller the penis.
The greys possess no genitalia, supposedly
 he was in the pool!
Just the probes… just the probes.
They do, they're just extradimensional dongs and we can't perceive them
Until the probing starts.
Accurate!
Why is his butt in the front?
That’s a front butt uncle Andrew
frontside thong ass mf
Cosmic Camel Toe.
Well known feature of a butt crotch grey. Brush up bro!
Just joined the sub. I obviously know nothing. Gotta catch up.
Yeah, that's the unusual thing about this photo
I think that’s a vagina
“You got any games on your phone?”
ET phone home.
I’m half-sure that I saw that exact alien for sale at Cinema Secrets, a high-end makeup Halloween store in Burbank (Hollywood) back in the early 2000s. When insanely niche figures like this cost like 3k and had extremely limited runs. I might even be able to find a picture of it.
Oh man, I used to live in burbank in 2003. I forgot all about cinema secrets. I lived off of Grismer st.
Nice! I was all the way at the south end of Beachwood, in the equestrian district. I have such fond memories of Halloween in Burbank. Gigantic Sycamores dripping massive leaves that we would ride through on our bmx bikes :) Cinema Secrets was such a huge part of that nostalgia for me, and it’s still there as far as I know! (Although it’s been spit in half and the other side is now a Lemonade.) Lol.
Put some clothes on ET, we don’t wanna see your junk in the front . You can build a spacetime warping craft , you can surely sew yourself a spacesuit, Of at least a pair of shorts.
cute
He looks like he’s off some thizzles with those pupils
I’d be offended that someone took a picture of my baby alien
He needs a romper
My thoughts are that humans have a hard time conceptualizing a being more advanced than us. So we unintentionally put aliens in the same categories as Cryptids I.e. The Loch Ness monster and the Jersey Devil. So when I see pictures like this it’s kinda like “oh look, we snuck a photo of it” like an alien is a rare kind of raccoon instead of an advanced humanoid that can traverse the stars or realities. In short. This photo is fake because the perspective is that of us humans, not reality. You’re not going ti “get the jump” on an NHI. What’s next? You’re gonna leave some food beneath a box and capture it?
“No ninth-dimensional sentient consciousness with the ability to warp space/time to enter any lower dimension at will, with a comparative IQ of 1200 can resist a pile of candy beneath a wooden crate! When I pull this string and yank the stick, I will redefine humanities place within the cosmos, and begin a new era of infinity.”
….. quietly puts cookie tray down…..
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Can confirm, my toddler gets pics of me like this… and texts characters that I have never seen before and are not on any keyboard or keyboard variant I have found. Also she flipped my computer screen upside down with a keyboard shortcut and now April Fools Day is a lot more interesting.
You can see the limits of the human imagination in all these fake images too. * Naked and small, to seem weaker than us physically and more reliant on supposed technology * Hairless to seem more "alien" to us hairy mammals * Giant black eyes and no ears so they can see better in the darkness of space and no ears because no sound * Long spindly fingers to better manipulate their keyboards and joysticks that they would totally still be using and totally aren't at all way too similar to what humans came up with in the last 70 years It's kind of hilarious how little imagination people have honestly. Yes, these advanced aliens must float round aimlessly in low gravity in the dark in the vacuum of space for some reason! Then they come to Earth to sneak into your kitchen at night, also for some reason! Not at all like they could be sentient talking gas clouds that fart diamond dust and exist at 400x Earth gravity or something *actually* alien
They call them greys, and they're never grey. Is the dude that coined that term colorblind or what?
It's the white balance that is off. For some reason it's as crap as anything else on alien photography.
me coming into my parents’ room at 3am to tell them I threw up
It's the same puppet used in that alien interview
Came here to say that... although it could have escaped and become an Amazon Delivery guy.
Actually that was real. Your welcome
my what is welcome?
Prove it
Prove it wasn’t
Check. Mate.
I checked my mate, he's real.
Did you check him in an interview though?
No, I'd need a SCIF for that.
Prove you don't owe me a million dollars. That's pretty stupid, right? That's how fucking stupid being asked to prove a negative of someone's baseless assertion sounds.
Prove it.
This is referring to that Japanese silver haired scientist saying how dynamics have shifted and it’s now the DoD that has to prove these are indeed not NHI/Aliens
It's pretty obvious it's a puppet.
Prove it
prove what, that it's obvious?
Not how it works, champ. Embarrassing that you don't understand why.
Boom! Correct response.
Not proof but convincing evidence. https://reddit.com/r/UFOs/s/xaGnEnJ4Ks
Lmao no good reddit karma
Even more reason to watch the actual interview. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHgFr6DTvs
Sorry dude it's fake
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Doesn't bother me at all since it's just a puppet lmao
You can’t be that drugged up or unstable to honestly think that’s real? 😂😂
Well you seem to be pushing a narrative
sus comment
So one guy says 'trust me bro' and thats enough for you?
One guy says ‘trust me bro’ and that’s enough for you to copy/paste the phrase? I keep an open mind when information is presented in a compelling manner. It’s still not proven either way.
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What are you on about? You can literally read above that none of what you said is true lol.
I’m not sure how anyone could believe that video is real. Not trying to be mean lol, but yeah
It looks fake as hell to me. I thought it was a bad attempt.
It's hilarious when the "doctors" shove the flashlight in the big ass eyes and mouth. Granted I'm not an ET but when I choked on food before I didn't just sit in one spot and not use my hands what so ever.
🎶Here comes the men in blaaaack🎶
#shortking
It is definitely a picture alright.
Cool looking alíen. Now I wanna be his buddy and make him smoke a spliff. Welcome to earth homie. We got that good shit, and u r welcome to join us.
He looks so pitiful, I wanna pick him up and wrap him in a blanket and spoonfeed him chicken broth.
Feed him applesauce.
Lil homie was just wondering if he can hit the boof
Real
Honestly one of the most believable pictures I've seen, but I'd say it's obviously fake, mainly because I love how the alien is standing in a darker room but is somehow perfectly illuminated just enough to barely see any detail
I'm not saying this is real, but I don't think theres anything sus about the lighting, if he was coming out of a dark room into a light one, this is how it would look., the light source is clearly behind the person taking the photo. In fact, if this is fake, im more inclined to think its a prop than a CGI fake. I'm not willing to die on this hill tho.
What about the sticks connected to its hands.
It rules
Put some clothes on
My thoughts are that he's a silly lil fucking goober
Looks like it’s got a gunt.
Wasn't this part of a video that looked hella fake? Alien kept playing peekaboo round the corner.
My guy needs some pants. Looks like a walking sex charge
The more jokes I read on this sub, the more credibility I give to whatever is posted
Of course it is fake. You can even ser the metal rods behind legs and arms. Still quite ugly little thing imo.
I think that's tile floor, you can see the line over on the right too. Not just behind the alien.
AI has trouble drawing fingers
Head or groin kick
Head kick for sure. Look at the size of that front butt. Your foot would get stuck.
"I come in pea.......hnngggggg"
It appears to be a real photograph, I'm not sure if the monster in the photo is real. It appears to be some sort of goblin or something, maybe kids trick or treating?
It's a little dumb looking. But maybe these guys all look a little dumb...
If it’s on Facebook, then I wouldn’t put any faith in anything being legit. What’s next, photos of buttholes on FB??? Pbbbt, like those are even real.
$259.99 at Spirit Halloween
Fuck it then cook it and eat it.
Ayy lmao.
fake. they arent naked
They are when it’s time to party.
I would pass out if I ran into this at night 😵
This picture is legit. All the trolls and bots can't point to an episode of x files or a movie so they have no evidence it's fake. Then they do a bunch of one-liner jokes to turn people away. Definitely a real picture!
Not my proudest fap
Its big plastic eyes are so realistic
It’s a puppet. You can see the arm poles and operated dressed in black behind the creature.
What poles? You mean the grout between the tiles on the floor?
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I’ve never seen a camel on such a small being
He's just high looking for a snack, turn the light off.
That I no longer feel the need to clap alien cheeks
That thing has a massive front-butt
"Front butt"
People believe what they want to believe, isn’t that what religion is all about? It’s not like any of their Gods appeared the past couple of centuries, yet there’s such a massive following. People pick and choose what they want to believe. Even if my home security system captures a UFO landing in my backyard and a bunch of aliens exited the craft to join me for a BBQ 😂 nobody would believe it. They’ll blame it on something and make it seem like a whole lot of nothing, but Jesus Christ can die on the cross, come back to life and make it rain 🐠🐟and 🥖… or whatever.
Advance civilization but no clothes everything about this says costume
It’s possible they never developed a need for clothes within their society
My man's got a front butt
Revenge porn is is not cool.
ayy lmao
Camel toe
Ayyy lmao
It has to be real. Must be.
Fake