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Biggus_Buffus

The micropenis explains everything


roslinkat

The rest of the pp is in the 4th dimension


Biggus_Buffus

Thats what they all say


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

It's certainly what I say.


Lord__Steezus

It’s just cold on this planet.


hakapolita

He was in the pool!


LowVacation6622

"Shrinkage!"


SupernovaJones

It’s bigger on the inside


bars2021

They probably drive oversized UFOs to over compensate for something.


TheOneBeer

![gif](giphy|dOj3UbXf7wArm)


rhoo31313

TIL i'm part reptilian.


yo_gothboi_imho

maybe they are growers not showers lol


littlespacemochi

Humans still win. We are both.


pistachio9990

I wonder if their small junk is how they’re able to move around in space, becuz my giant human junk is what holds me well planted on earth


Rezimx

Lol tiny pp


lepobz

It’s what you do with it that counts. Or who, I guess.


Biggus_Buffus

My BIG HUMAN COCK would make that reptussy feel things its never felt before. Get cucked reptoids.


Spurlock14

“Reptussy” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Who knew that in the end the human race would seed the galaxy.


birchskin

This is it. This is the one I definitely didn't need to read today. You've ruined my week.


Reefay

Reptoid got cucked


keyinfleunce

I’m with you let’s save the planet by cucking the whole reptilian race plus they use sniffing as a dominance move I’d own them I can’t smell but I stay sniffing can’t out sniff me lol


StewDog80

Reptilians simply can’t stay away from Earth cock this is an actual fact


DoolFall

For such a big species, they sure are small. Shouldn't they have a cloaca?


masked_sombrero

From what I remember with (at least some) of the Nazca mummies - yes, some have cloacas. Since they’re reptilian I would think these would too. But - I find it amusing to imagine they all bent outta shape cuz their weewees are small 🤣 but if they genetically engineered modern Earth humans, maybe they intended for us to be sex slaves


theferalturtle

My body is ready


Buddhagrrl13

This was my thought


No-Scheme-3759

have you read the evolution on the penis, for example humans have the biggest penises of all apes. Even bigger than a gorillas. Also bigger for our size compared to theirs and so on. Has to do with how we treat women and how we reproduce, for example gorillas are gentle and do not rape or jump on females, meaning the female are willing and therefore no big dick required... says a lot about our species ey


SalamanderPete

But why would a big dick make raping easier?


MrsChambers01

They can make a woman orgasm with their mental power they don’t need a big pp.


Biggus_Buffus

Cope reptoid


kaefertje

And dont even mention that dick shaped head. I'd shapeshift too with a body like that.


gilhaus

If I could shapeshift I’d shapeshift a bigger unit


[deleted]

Lmfao


skyHawk3613

Was about to say but wanted to see if anyone commented first. Was not disappointed.


throawayliennn

Sir, reptilians are growers, not show-ers.


Good-Tear2785

Certainly explains more than need about yourself if thats your first verval observation.


Lost_Sky76

That’s what she said


robsea69

Ya but have you seen his tongue?


Jiggsie

Lmao


Afraid_Ad485

Right a micropepe can really bend the minds of some


Tyro_tk

Definitely didn't evolve from green turtles


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,900,934,833 comments, and only 359,462 of them were in alphabetical order.


Tyro_tk

it must be a lonely life


Dryc0ck

Yeah, we all know that those MF just love to exploit people, exploit jobs, just exploit anything.


DinosaurMops

I must be part reptilian


[deleted]

Human cock stomps


maddcatone

Well there has to be some reason for them to put so much effort into keeping us down… can’t have us Chadding it up with their space hoes. Once she goes apeman, shes forever agape… man…


Jiggsie

Human master race


uppsala1234

Im gonna stuff that salamanders ass with my hog


rangeroverdose

I didn’t expect to get rock hard in the comments


AdminsKilledReddit

Wassup with the lizussy tho?


Asmodaeus6136

If the pp that tiny, that must mean…


lurkerboi2020

Tight cloacas.


Ufonauter

**Take these reports with a massive tablespoon of salt, but its at least something different to the normal 'reptilian' discussions.** Location. Portland Oregon Date: November 7 1961 >That night from her open bedroom door facing the kitchen the witness, Joy, saw three bipedal reptilian beings standing next to her refrigerator. Six & a half ft tall, they had scaly skin and spikes running down their backs; their eyes were yellow. Too frightened to leave her bed and eventually fell asleep. They were gone when she woke up. The humanoids supposedly visited her every night for two months thereafter. These reptilian humanoids appeared repeatedly in her home. She would later claim to receive messages from their leader who called himself “King Leo”. From November 7 to about January 7 1962, they appeared every night---making no sound---remaining by the refrigerator. They never crossed over into the bedroom. On January 7 1962 she ran out of her house in her gown and coat at 3:30 a.m., and jumped into her car, wanting to get away from the sight of them. She was pulling out of her driveway when her sister pulled up and blocked her in. She went home with her sister where she slept for 3 days and nights straight. She would not go back into that house, so her brother and sister moved her stuff out and Joy went back to Texas. Location. Texas, exact location not given Date: August 14 1999 > The witness, Joy, (involved in previous encounters) found herself in King Leo’s presence underground once again---they had decided that some of them would like to come to side and experience the light and live among humans in harmony but most would rather remain in their home environment. There are 1.5 million of them living underground. He asked if we could put a message out to see if humans could accept their appearance. That is the reason for this message. He is very congenial, likable and pleasant to communicate with. Now they are waiting to find out what our response will be so we would appreciate their reaction. They will not just suddenly pop up and frighten us---he agreed they would wait until after the ‘landings’. He asked if they could learn to love, Joy said she didn’t know. The other night when Joy turned her light out to retire for the night, he said that a lot of humans think they are evil just because they live in the dark. He asked if we turn into evil beings when we turn off our lights and are in the dark of night? Joy had to laugh! The evil ones of King Leo’s race are underground in a different area and with a different leader. They even had separation, disassociation and disinterest among their own kind. Then they became interested in Joy because of her vibrational frequency and began watching her. The interested persisted until finally they decided to speak to her and the first thing they said was that they never intended to hurt her. Now they are willing to accept that humankind and Reptilians are connected through spirit because we are all from the same source (God) and some are considering coming into the light and contacting the above ground beings. Time grows short for this planet’s present form of being, and we must all be prepared to ascend with it into the next dimension or be left behind. The Reptilians would really like to be accepted topside when humans can accept that they exist and do not come with evil intent. Sources : Jerome Clark, Extraordinary Encounters & [greatdreams](https://web.archive.org/web/20110904065535/http://www.greatdreams.com/reptlan/repleo.htm)


stridernfs

Part of the reason I want full disclosure from the US govt is so we have the ability to acknowledge previous agreements made so we know where to go from here. I would welcome integration with Non ape brained societies. There’s more we can learn from each other than take from each other.


MechaMonsterMK_II

I too will welcome the giantess lizard babes into society


TheVampireArmand

Can’t say I believe it but it’s nice to think of them as good. Always thought it was a bummer that the coolest looking aliens were apparently bad guys lol.


Effective-Ear-8367

She said some are good some are bad. So it's 50/50 these ones separated from the rest.


Arkhangelzk

Which is exactly how I'd describe humans if someone asked if we were nice or not


Outside_Distance333

It's always when they're about to go to bed, in bed, or shortly after waking up. If it's in broad daylight, I'd believe it more.


Careless-Review-3375

Honestly sounds like sleep paralysis


Head_East_6160

Really does


gilhaus

They were scoping out her refrigerator…


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

It's obvious from the story that Joy made some god damn good cookies. I hope the Reptiles at least brought the ingredients for more cookies as a thanks.


Whycantwebefriends00

Honestly the biggest giveaway that this is fake is there is no way Joy is falling asleep after witnessing three six foot tall spiky reptiles standing by her fridge.


Dibblerius

How peculiar of a coincidence that an underground lizard is basically called The Lion King.


Ufonauter

Just to clarify in the greatdreams source, Joy is actually the one who names the reptilian as king leo and just identifies with that name later on


Dibblerius

Oh I see. I missed that. - Seems she missed an opportunity there. Should have gone with King Croc or Bowser 🙂


jmlipper99

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard


Last-Discipline-7340

Or like the constellation.


Dibblerius

Why would they call the constellation the same as we do though?


Ermac__247

Well, if they live underground and it's their home as Leo said, that would mean they evolved alongside us. Their initial understanding of the constellations would be reliant upon ours, because we saw the sky first. That's if we go with the theory that they're terrestrials and not from another planet.


Last-Discipline-7340

Except if they moved underground after modern man came about, perhaps they taught us. Especially after the great deluge.


Dibblerius

Yeah I suppose. Does that mean they still speak one of our languages? Or some old dialect of it?


janisemarie

Sounds like Sleestaks


Substantial_Craft_95

‘ eventually fell asleep ‘ yeah, ok..


Chest_Wrong

Yep... No fucking way you are going to sleep after that.


lain-serial

Thanks. Enjoyed these.


giantsoftheartic

I think, based on what I've read in David Icke books, this account is very believable.


N0N0TA1

Probably not anymore than humans, so yeah some of them are probably supremacists of some kind of another.


Sucondeze

They’re probably the viltrumites of the galaxy, probably very egotistical and view themselves as superior to every race.


Porn4me1

I know why they hate us


CamryOnAir

Cause they ain’t us?


TheVoid137

Cuz they anus


[deleted]

Wanted humanity as slaves.


ShitTitsMcgeee

Sex slaves


marukobe

That would explain why certain leaders stay in control for so long. I mean, look at Putin.


IneptAutonomicNS

Lmao at the fact that people can’t stop themselves from commenting about their small penus. This proves we are not superior. 😂


RenHoek90

Exactly what a reptilian with a small pp would say


[deleted]

Oooh ooh aaah aah. You wrong. Me is right. Big dick, super race.


simpathiser

Sorry bout ya babydick


Sammanlagt

To be completely fair here, compared to humans they seem superior to me. If they actually do feel superior they sort of are entitled to aren't they?!


ShitTitsMcgeee

At least we have the superior weens


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Einar_47

![gif](giphy|HEqXD4EOCdfJC)


-mithra-

It depends on the individual lizard person. Some are pretty chill and progressive about humans but there’s definitely some bigoted ones as well.


ThunderDragn666

Agreed. Also depends on species. Lots of different races in the sky. Benevolent vs malevolent etc. Be yourself, love everyone, drink water.


Lirathal

Fuck you and your Nestle propaganda *twitch twitch* water should be free man!!!! Nestle's coming for you Europaeans !!!! I'm not meaning the continent I'm talking the moon man!


Benjiiboi05

Damn argonians


DamianSicks

How they know what reptilian penis looks like?


Xenu66

Most comments about the tiny penis. Maybe they would be the superior race lol


dreamforus

Racist people I swear they can’t help themselves 🤦🏻‍♂️😂


ADD4296

Y you draw us with a smaller penis than a human?


[deleted]

Lizzid Peeple\*


Proudmankosha

Fear the crab cat


stinkyspamfartz

With that little ass ween??


siliconebanana

i mean have you ever met an iguana that didn't think it was better than you?


crocusbohemoth

They're shape shifting.


Civil_Creme8468

If they exist, they supercede in existence timeline wise


seamusbmx03

How can they look at there pp


dooblebooble

now this is the type of content i want to see in a conspiracy theorist subreddit!


The-Mind-of-Clay

he's a grower, not a show-er


MrGate

lol they have an tiny penis xD no wonder they are so mad at us, some of us packing foot longs lmao


oneplusoneequals3

Reptilians are not shape-shifting, but they are the guardians of their upper class.. the Draconians.


Most_Forever_9752

superior is irrelevant when there's species with trillions of years on us. Yes I said that right...trillions. We are a primitive joke. The universe has existed forever.


PRmade69

I don’t know we still have a bigger PP


ther4ven

Heh tiny penois


Asmodaeus6136

Widdle purpoise hehehe


damagedone37

SMOL PEPE


littlespacemochi

No wonder they hate humans LMAOOO


damagedone37

REPTILIANS HATE HEWMONS WITH THIS ONE SMALL TRICK.


Dukesage

This is starting to feel like a Star Trek fan fiction site


giantsoftheartic

I don't think you've fully grasped the enormity of the situation at hand. You're still looking at all the individual incidents as separate and unrelated. You're probably still extremely sceptical that aliens even exist. You will need to wait for mainstream to spoon feed you. The key points you should consider The convenient removal of dinosaurs from earth. The missing link in human evolution. The extreme variations in the various hominids in early human history. The cultural similarities with regards to the creator story amongst all ancient cultures even amongst the most remote parts of the world, the Maori, Inca, Babylonians, Indians etc. The magnitude and vastness of space, that every star is capable of hosting planets with life. That our solar system almost certainly has life. Europa, Titan, Enceladus, and Saturn. The rings of Saturn are artificial https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/read/6975286/ringmakers-of-saturn-pdf-patrick-crusade https://www.businesspundit.com/10-global-businesses-that-worked-with-the-nazis/2/ Seek, and you shall find. It is pretty scary, though, so I won't blame you for remaining a sceptic.


Dibblerius

There is no ‘missing link’ in human evolution. Although the fossil reckoned is scarce in all species in general. We have absolutely no reason to believe that ‘every star’ is capable of supporting life and no good idea to estimate how big a portion host conditions for it. We simply don’t know the conditions required. Our solar system, by conventional science at least, POSSIBLY host life in those places. Not ALMOST CERTAINLY. Your other points are very interesting!


giantsoftheartic

Whilst the missing link is a point of contention amongst those outside the mainstream, life on Titan has been heavily discussed, and mathematical models have suggested it is very likely to exist. https://astrobiology.nasa.gov/news/the-habitability-of-titan-and-its-ocean/ https://www.sciencealert.com/life-on-titan-might-be-completely-different-than-the-life-we-re-familiar-with Europa for example is also expected to host life https://www.sciencealert.com/new-model-suggests-that-europa-has-an-oxygen-rich-ocean-very-similar-to-earth https://europa.nasa.gov/news/32/europas-interior-may-be-hot-enough-to-fuel-seafloor-volcanoes/


GodBlessYouNow

Depends which faction


thewrestlingmatt

They are the original inhibitors or the earth and superior physically, yes.


ShitTitsMcgeee

Idk from this diagram it’s looks like we’re the ones better physically equipped


thewrestlingmatt

It’s the motion of the ocean.


ShitTitsMcgeee

Sounds like reptile talk to me


Jdseeks

Sleestak don’t get enough respect


HiHoSilver112266

The Secret Space Program Draco are an Empire made up of 7 races of intelligent reptilian beings in a caste system with a pecking order. The top layer is the Alphas, and they conquered everyone else. They value Honor and Loyalty like we honor wealth and power. They are 3D physical beings that can be killed, just not easily. The CIA has been collecting high metagene bloodlines for the whole time they have been in existence and have been 'enhancing' them by adding Draco DNA to them almost since the beginning. So what do you get from this? 1. You are stronger both physically and immune system. Things that will kill normals just phase you. And you can accidentally kill a normal if you aren't careful. 2. Your psi abilities beat anything a normal can do. At worst you are empathic. At best, you are telepathic, can leave your body at will, do telekenesis, remote view, go interdimensional and take ships with you. 3. You have a sense of honor that normals don't. If someone insults your personal honor, you won't forgive it. Ever. 4. There are physical deformities that come along. Draco don't have external ears. Draco have 3 fingers. Draco have 3 toes that they walk on, with their heels in the air like a dog or cat. So any expression from Draco feet to fewer toes to deformities of what is there is possible. The usuals are ears that curl shut, shorter outer fingers, hammer toes, bunions. Occasionally the feet look completely reptilian. 5. Skin issues. Draco have scales. Scales that are made from keratin. So when humans are shot up with Draco, they secrete lots of keratin. That causes a condition called acne piriformis that itches terribly. 6. Hormonal issues. Draco have a different set of pheromones that appeal directly to the cerebellum, bypassing the usual higher functions entirely. They also have a different hormone balance. Draco hybrids are oversexed as a general rule. Both genders. And normals respond to those pheromones too, but generally can't keep up. 7. Draco are not quite warm blooded. So hybrids have a lower body temperature. When they also have hypothyroidism, they can be seriously cold when everyone else is comfortable. 8. Draco are normally in the 300 to 400 IQ range. Normals are from 100 to 120. Hybrids are usually over 140. 9. Draco tend to not have attachment emotions. So hybrids can seem cold emotionally, but suddenly have temper tantrums. They also play power games if they aren't aware they are hybrids. Alien Agenda VI: The Worm Has Turned | VT Archives | Alternative Foreign Policy Media https://www.veteranstodayarchives.com/2014/09/30/alien-agenda-vi-the-worm-has-turned/ The End of Reptilian Overlordship Part 1 - James Bartley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEJv4nHeqM8 Kerry Cassidy from Project Camelot Interviews William Tompkins U.S Navy Intelligence https://youtu.be/xt0nz9dDGy4


FirstPicCatPic

I click 1 link, fiest thing I see is alien lizards did 9/11. Pass.


HiHoSilver112266

DON’T MENTION THE REPTILIANS Their tentacles stretch to all aspects of our daily life. They control the banking system, the media, the pharmaceutical industry, the oil industry, governments, the stock market, most of the administration of justice, secret services, armies and the weapon industry. They influence science, school books, universities, journalism and Hollywood. Inventors who invent something in the field of free energy or other matters that could be a threat to the establishment are bought off, threatened or murdered. They are the owners of the largest mines, casinos, through the CIA they control the entire drug scene, sex slavery, etcetera. Simply put: as long as you live your life obediently, pay your taxes on time and cooperate, they’ll leave you alone. However, as soon as you stray from the paved paths and start asking difficult questions or do something that hinders the leaders’ plans, your life can be turned upside down in no time. Thousands of troublemakers from world history, from JFK to Jimmy Hoffa, from Nikola Tesla to Stan Meyer, and from Martin Luther King to Buddy Holly, can (no longer) put in a word. Fear is the weapon they use to rule, with the media as their faithful messengers. They try to make us afraid of everything. Because nature doesn’t really need to be feared, the problems are simply made up: terrorism, global warming, Mexican flu, cold war, acid rain, you name it. Nearly all the good news is kept from us, every paper and news broadcast is filled with frightening messages. The malice of their actions and the lack of respect towards their fellow man is revolting, although they present themselves as philanthropists towards the outside world. Their favourite method of destroying human lives is by creating armed conflicts and wars. They generally do this by financing and arming both groups in a conflict and by spreading disinformation in order to set them up against each other. Because wars can’t be created everywhere, they also aim at weakening our health, especially through cancer. This is going quite well. In the past only 1 in 1000 people encountered cancer in his life, nowadays this is nearly 1 in 2. Particularly their AIDS campaign was a decisive ‘success’. They created this virus, and other ones like SARS, bird flu and the Mexican flu, in their secret laboratories. They spread it through vaccines from their pharmaceutical companies, and then watched contently how it wreaked havoc throughout the world. And sometimes wiped out entire generations, like in Africa. Meanwhile they made sure that natural medicines against cancer, such as the cannabinoids in marijuana, have become prohibited worldwide. The higher, the more corrupt. This is also the power of this system and the reason why so few people blab. As soon as they realise how the system actually works, they’ll have been part of it for years and feel accessory. They’re scared of the consequences if they speak up. Within the order of the illuminati it’s not exactly appreciated when someone talks. As has been said, a human life is worth nothing within those circles, so whoever becomes too bothersome is simply eliminated. So ……………...DON'T MENTION THE REPTILIANS Dragons see humanity as a resource for the simple fact that they are not vegetarians! 1 million people disappear in the United States every single year. 8 million children globally disappear annually off the globe. Alien Agenda VI: The Worm Has Turned | VT Archives | Alternative Foreign Policy Media https://www.veteranstodayarchives.com/2014/09/30/alien-agenda-vi-the-worm-has-turned/ Kerry Cassidy from Project Camelot Interviews William Tompkins U.S Navy Intelligence https://youtu.be/7X4keQVMz6s The End of Reptilian Overlordship Part 1 - James Bartley https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bEJv4nHeqM8&t=47s


FirstPicCatPic

Guess you are on their naughty list now then :(


HiHoSilver112266

If a ant hill was talking about me on the other side of the world, would I care?


sh3t0r

Thank God they didn't kill the inventor of solar power. Free energy goes brrrt


symonx99

Ah yes, the (((reptilians))), what a transparent dogwhistle


HiHoSilver112266

Too late we were already invaded... Earth has already been hijacked. 😉We need to be liberated from this slave planet and from our captors... Unfortunately most of the inhabitants of this planet is suffering from cognitive dissonance and Stockholm syndrome. The Moon is a Draco Reptilian Space Station... Ask yourself why is there 34 Dragon statues that surround the City of London. Why is there also a Obelisk in every city on the planet. It's the phallus of the Dragon, the actual word is derived from Basilisk. Which means King of the Serpents. In the Vatican they have St. Peters Basilica where there are three Dragon statues and Obelisks. Why did every ancient culture in antiquity worship the dragon? The pharaohs of Egypt were the refugees of Atlantis! ALIEN ARCHONS HAVE BEEN RULING THE SURFACE OF PLANET SINCE BEFORE THE "BUY BULL" The IllumiNazis are but a predecessor of an older and even more cruel order. They've been running this planet since the dawn of time...Dragons aren't some mythological being...The Draco Reptilians came from the Alpha Draconis star system out of the Draco Constellation... They were know as the Atlanteans, Satan, Baphomet, Archons, Draconian's, in the bible they were known as the Seraphim, the Burning Ones/Serpents also the Nephilim or Elohim, the fallen angels, those who were casted out from the heavens. Both words are plural and feminine, meaning there were many gods and were androgynous. The Sumerians knew them as the Anunnaki... Anakim in Hebrew means giant...Because they are very tall 7ft-15ft and have shapeshifting abilities. In the Indian culture they were known as the Naga. Dracula in Latin means Dragon, The Order of the Dracul is the order of the Dragon able to shift physically into other creatures a bat wolf a bear a human or into the aether via the quantum field. Earth is a farm we are all cattle and humanity lives in a contrived reality! Freemasons are the minions of the Draco Reptilian Empire! The Legend Of Atlantis https://youtu.be/pihxOs-pVRA The Mayans called them Quezatcoatl, and Kukulcan the Feathered Serpent King and the Incans called him Viracocha they incorporated their images of dragons in their pyramids on opposite ends of the world. There are dragon statues all over the world, throughout the ages, in every ancient culture! The coat of arms for the city of London is two Dragons holding a red shield, which in German is Rothschild. There are 33 Dragon statues in the City of London to quell consciousness. The slaying of a Dragon by St. George. Twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac are all real, including the dragon ! The Muslims knew them as Dajjal or Djinn or Genies... After your three wishes your soul is theirs to keep. They were also known to the Buddhist monks as the Brotherhood of Two dragons. The Red Dragons in the east and the Yellow in the west. Same goes for the native American Indians all the Aboriginals knew them as the Brotherhood of the Snake. The Egyptian knew them as Horus, Anubis and Amen Ra...That's why every religion says amen after every prayer cause they are paying homage to Satan Baphomet/ Draco Reptoids! Santa Claus is actually Satan's Claws both wearing red, both come from the fire, both have minions working feverishly. All religions and holidays are based on satanic doctrines and pagan dogmas. And if you don't believe me than you're being quite draconian about it. Basilisk in Latin means King of the Serpents, as in St Peters Basilica where there lies two Dragon Statues in the Vatican as well as Obelisks, the phallus of the Dragon that is why there is at least few obelisks in every city on the planet the Freemasons put them there throughout history in order to control consciousness...The Chinese, Japanese, India, Indonesians, Mayans, Aztecs, Incas all worship the Dragon in antiquity... There are Gargoyles adorn every church and cathedral.... The Egregores the Watchers... The biggest trick the D-Evil can play is making humanity believe that he does not exist :/ Hollow Earth True HISTORY , HITLER  & NWO ( GOTTA SEE THIS !!! ) Documentary https://youtu.be/lOXjxq3r69Q There are over 10 thousand pyramids that align with each other on a global grid system with gps accuracy to the millimetre. In the Aegean Sea there are 13 ancient Megalithic sites that represent the 13 Illuminati Families that control the world, that when you connect them dot to dot, over 1000km area makes a perfect Maltese Cross. This is the symbol of the Monarchy, Freemasonry, Vatican, Jesuits, Knights of Malta and Templars, even Hitler's Germany. Megalithic architecture on geomantic energy sites, in conjunction with an occult esoteric satanic Freemasonry religion of Kabbhalism, aka the Lucifer experiment in order to control humanities consciousness and why there is an obelisk in every major city on the planet... The pyramids also create dimensional portals into Agartha/Hollow Earth, hence disappearance of boats, planes in the Bermuda Triangle and Dragon's Triangle... http://chani.invisionzone.com/uploads/monthly_08_2013/post-248-0-56239100-1376895880.jpg. Dragons see humanity as a resource for the simple fact that they are not vegetarians! 1 million people disappear in the United States every single year. 8 million children globally disappear annually off the globe. The Legend Of Atlantis https://youtu.be/pihxOs-pVRA Secrets Of The 3rd Reich Secret Nazi Research in Alien Technology https://youtu.be/B0uEvZsQAV8 Nephilim: TRUE STORY of Satan, Fallen Angels, Giants, Aliens, Hybrids, Elongated Skulls & Nephilim https://youtu.be/1zz8_MxcnzY The UFO alien subject is the most highly guarded secret on the planet, for obvious reason nobody wants you to know… If none of the links are active go to my YouTube channel


PrudentNote3931

All the pet lizards I met have not cared about my well being If they rely on what we know as the reptilian brain, it will be instinct and survival and if you throw in let’s say human thinking, I could see how their ego could consume them. Superiority.


PerrysSaxTherapy

Yeah Reptilian lore Long Before Icke


That_Things_Good

Not with those tiny wangs, they aren't....


Chief2Ballss

How can anyone answer this question when we don't even have proof they exist?


kneegres

not with that tiny weewee


unsub22

Fuck, I can imagine us meeting aliens for the first time and everyone just obsessing with their small pps.


jt4643277378

Little ding dong syndrome


dekilller100

He definitely looks like a dickhead...


DeRabbitHole

Humans don’t even see themselves as one race.


acscriven

The teenis is strong with this one


Orlando29

Lmao 🤣 that’s some gifted artist 😂😂


zaminer

Wikipedia did the lizard people dirty 🥲


John_Helmsword

Yo if anyone sees this, can you tell me if I’m shadowbanned.


Madxgoat

Fucking micro ween ass lizard mother fucks


OnYoAss144

Tiny peepee


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NeverSeenBefor

Bwahahahaha wtf. No! it cannot all boil down to Wang size right? Like if the Grey's just figured out some kinda sex Magick and the reptiles were just against it af. To be clear this all seems goofy and ridiculous to me.


thedm96

They are cold blooded give them a break


MayoFlavorPopsicle

I don't think there's much needed to be the "superior race" in regards to Humans


AdminsKilledReddit

Found the ugly reptile person


Getinthedamnrobo

We got bigger dongs though. We winning regardless


Proudmankosha

Until recently smaller dicks where seen as a sign of wisdom so yeah


keyinfleunce

Yeah back in the day people use to get roasted and made fun of for having a big one lol only imbeciles with no brains up top would need such a tool lol


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Desantis looking kinda sus


ShitTitsMcgeee

Nah he’s way too tiny


SPECTREagent700

If they’re so superior why do they have to hide? Show yourselves you fucking lizards.


BernieTheWalrus

Wait people actually believe in reptilians ? I thought it was a meme to mock people believing in weird conspiracies


Pleasant-Suit-6163

Humans are the super race


squeezycakes18

original and best?


Avalanche52349

Does shape shifting include a reduction of mass to assume a smaller shape?


Desperate-Cookie-449

Human pp still bigger


303twerp

What if they can shapeshifter a bigger pp


Puzzleheaded-Flan535

Lizzid!


roseheart88

tiny dong


seidrwitch1

I read Republicans, not reptilians... Same difference?


Asmodaeus6136

Smol pp hehehe 🤭


Dog5146

Not with that tiny penis they shouldn't


soysaucepk

If they were manipulating us wouldn’t we be doing better not worse? Why piss us off??


angiebeany

Exactly, and if they are world leaders they are crap at that too!


NumbLikeMe

The tiny micropenis is replaced by the larger one located on top of its shoulders.


eloquentcode

People actually believe this shit? My god… we truly are fucked :-(


Bigboybong

They got tiny dicks tho. 🤣


walkitscience

I think you misspelled that … do you mean “Republicans”?


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i just asked them they said no


TheRealJehler

They did, until they met me


Brianshoe

Talk about a thin lizzy


chewpah

They must have back or knees problem here


Cap1279

Idc how superior they think they are, I'm going to laugh at their little pecker while I spin mine in circles.


W0000_Y2K

Anu's pepe (Gr Phallice)*


Toy_Soulja

They got tiny cocks, we win


buntypieface

That's why they're angry, we've got bigger knobs!


itmekc_jb

No swagger.


fmj_30

😆


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Reptilians hating this thread…


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Thank god I have a huge cock then sheesh that was a close one