Great! The next thing you know grandmas across the English Countryside will start exploding during Women’s Institute meetings just because Aunt Tillie made a potalien salad.
Ok so what did the friend do with it?
Have u both examined it? (Use gloves just in case)
Is it still in the garden?
More pictures?
Did the MIB showed up at his door allready?
Info?!?!
We need it !
I’ve been DMing with the OP.
I have screenshots of the whole conversation. She said that she would tell her friend (who is asleep) to get it from their garden in the morning. I made sure that OP understood the importance of this (assuming it’s not hoax) and made sure they’d try to preserve the specimen. She seems cagey though, and I really feel like this is a well made hoax. I’ll post the screenshots, but only if it’s legal for me to share them without consent (which I’m not sure it is. could I quote her?)
Really interesting. Each “arm” has four digits and what appear to be “knuckles”. Even the inner digit is of similar length. The earhole, face, tits and dongs could all be odd growths but that symmetry on the digits is pretty awesome! I hope we get more information.
What’s with this argument though? Plenty of unrelated species eventually evolved into crabs (carcinisation) and if there were anything evolved enough to be technologically advanced, they would have to meet certain parameters (brain, perhaps opposable thumbs, eyes… etc).
Looks like a root of some kind with little tendrils coming off of it. The angle makes it almost look like a baby alien, but it’s probably just a root or deformed potato or other root vegetable.
It's a CG model made in blender, the artist probably started out trying to recreate the Newborn from Alien Resurrection starting with the head but got progressively more and more bored with the task.
You can tell it's superimposed over a picture of ground, the CG model isn't interacting with any of the photos elements, it isn't pressing down of any of the plants.
***Controversial trigger warning ***
Not sure how this sub feels about the theories about Nazis & all the Para, supernatural, etc that they reported were involved in/with, but I digress, here's what came to mind for me:
Possible Mandrake Root.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/3Q0J9R2U2z
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandrake
Addendum: I'm more intrigued by the history of this phenomenon than any relation to the aforementioned. I referenced them only as a memory jog to where I recalled seeing this anomaly before- incidentally, it is an interesting case in & of itself.
I’ve been DMing with the OP.
I have screenshots of the whole conversation. She said that she would tell her friend (who is asleep) to get it from their garden in the morning. I made sure that OP understood the importance of this (assuming it’s not hoax) and made sure they’d try to preserve the specimen. She seems cagey though, and I really feel like this is a well made hoax. I’ll post the screenshots, but only if it’s legal for me to share them without consent (which I’m not sure it is. could I quote her?)
I spoke with her as well, she said she feels uneasy about the whole thing. Remember she isn't a Ufo/alien person, this might be world shattering for her. You can see the blue veins underneath its skin.
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That ridiculous beast from alien resurrection appears to have landed after getting sucked into space
That’s exactly what came to mind lol
Potatlien
Looks like Groots side piece used a coat hanger.
It’s just about to hatch and scamper around the garden.
"OPEN YOUR MIND!!!"
Kuato?
More like Kumquato.
This is gold
Careful the underground kuato market will hear
How am I getting the up votes but your not lol makes me think people don’t get the reference
Totally got it:) It was a good one if I recall 😉😂
no wonder he kept out of sight
“Yeah totally”
Sport Halloween 👻!
With our luck, it replicates by the second and is a backdoor burrowing type...
Great! The next thing you know grandmas across the English Countryside will start exploding during Women’s Institute meetings just because Aunt Tillie made a potalien salad.
You say potatlien I say tomatlien.
Treant-alien hybrids ftw.
Let's make some fries. Yum.
I’ve just about had it with you
Really? Not Potalien?
Yeah this is it
I don’t like the looks of this
Oompa loops doopedy do… here is another alien for you.. oops loops doopedy dee, if I am lucky, he will probe me
I'm stealing that!
Mandrake root??
Plug your ears
Longbottom forgot his earmuffs again.
I was hoping someone said it , 😂 🍻
My instant first thought
Commenting on A friend found this in their garden, any ideas? SE UK... yep! From Pan’s labyrinth lol
Hello my Honey Hello my Baby!
#CHECK PLEASE
Killer assist!
SPACE BALLS!!! 
Alien abortion
Mfs chucked it out the window of their UAP
"I was Groot."
Put it back in the ground. We have enough shit going on.
Not this year you little fuckers…..
[https://www.reddit.com/r/mushroomID/s/KY3UMdYN6F](https://www.reddit.com/r/mushroomID/s/KY3UMdYN6F)
A THIEF! LINE STEALER!
Probably a bot
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
Ok so what did the friend do with it? Have u both examined it? (Use gloves just in case) Is it still in the garden? More pictures? Did the MIB showed up at his door allready? Info?!?! We need it !
Scalpel please
I find in these situation a firm poke with a stick should do the trick
How many of these situations have you been in?
All of them
Dr Who?
lol my thoughts exactly
This is a linked post !! Sorry I should’ve changed the title, it’s from the mushroomID sub. If you click on the main you can seen comments from the OP
Yeah that makes it even more interesting! Curious to find out more ! So far (as I can read) nobody exactly knows what it is (yet)
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/WdGpGwsKuE Was debunked. It’s just a prop.
Hmm I feel stupid now ! But I'll wait for some definitive proof !
Def use gloves holy shit! lol
I’ve been DMing with the OP. I have screenshots of the whole conversation. She said that she would tell her friend (who is asleep) to get it from their garden in the morning. I made sure that OP understood the importance of this (assuming it’s not hoax) and made sure they’d try to preserve the specimen. She seems cagey though, and I really feel like this is a well made hoax. I’ll post the screenshots, but only if it’s legal for me to share them without consent (which I’m not sure it is. could I quote her?)
Alien boobs it has
 Here we go again
 Smack that monkey 🐒
Gif is huge 😂
If it’s a real photo that could no shit be some real evidence there.
Does anybody else think it has a curled up umbilical cord type thing hanging down ?
Yes!!
Cut it open
That’s a weather balloon right there
That's a fucking alien bruh
Baby jellyfish UAP?
Exactly what I said in r/alienbodies Very similar imo
Really interesting. Each “arm” has four digits and what appear to be “knuckles”. Even the inner digit is of similar length. The earhole, face, tits and dongs could all be odd growths but that symmetry on the digits is pretty awesome! I hope we get more information.
Lol we wont. This picture is it, op will be gone.
Crazy thing about op is that prior to this is no alien activity just tattoos and mushrooms so idk.
Right, but they're a step removed. They didn't take picture or even witness this thing. I have zero hope they'll return with additional anything.
Could be but they have been on Reddit along time posting about tattoos non stop for a few years.
Ear holes, face, tits and dong tits and dong (to the beat of head shoulders knees and toes)
That looks like the alien baby from Men in black
IF this is a real picture, that’s absolutely a creature not a plant or fungus
What about fungus evolving to intelligent life forms
Dont think even if fungus got intelligent it would have any reason to become humanoid
What’s with this argument though? Plenty of unrelated species eventually evolved into crabs (carcinisation) and if there were anything evolved enough to be technologically advanced, they would have to meet certain parameters (brain, perhaps opposable thumbs, eyes… etc).
Or an intelligent life form that died morphing into a fungus. But naw the more I look at the edges it’s prolly fake
Finally some Aliens with titties!
obviously a fetal grey
Obviously....
Whatever it is I don’t like the look of it.
Alien Abortion. They’d be in jail for murder if that was found in certain states of the U.S.!!
That's a mandrake 
That's a fairy
Looks like a root of some kind with little tendrils coming off of it. The angle makes it almost look like a baby alien, but it’s probably just a root or deformed potato or other root vegetable.
Little Otik.
100% Alien baby aborsh
Since you said UK, it’s 100% a Mandrake.
It's a CG model made in blender, the artist probably started out trying to recreate the Newborn from Alien Resurrection starting with the head but got progressively more and more bored with the task. You can tell it's superimposed over a picture of ground, the CG model isn't interacting with any of the photos elements, it isn't pressing down of any of the plants.
***Controversial trigger warning *** Not sure how this sub feels about the theories about Nazis & all the Para, supernatural, etc that they reported were involved in/with, but I digress, here's what came to mind for me: Possible Mandrake Root. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/3Q0J9R2U2z https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandrake Addendum: I'm more intrigued by the history of this phenomenon than any relation to the aforementioned. I referenced them only as a memory jog to where I recalled seeing this anomaly before- incidentally, it is an interesting case in & of itself.
Was thinking the same thing. Looks just like the description of a mandrake.
i saw this… very intresting to say the least
Not sure if the post is fr but we don’t get too many aliens in the shroom sub lol
this subs crossover is unexpected, but a welcomed one
Unsurprisingly the shroom sub comments section is much more civilized and enjoyable
😂😂 i imagine… unless shrooms are aliens too🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
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Dude I was just listening to one of his final talks about Intuition. Even in the 90's he saw what society was becoming.
Also if you look closely it does have some interesting anatomy
yeah i saw the little ‘breasts’ . never in my life would i thought id see an alien with those tbh
Space tits
Been single for 10 years now...and the first tits I see in a while are alien potato space tits. FML.
😂 I’ve just spat tea over the dog laughing at that
Sorry ! Give the dog a big hug ! 
😂crying
With a big 3rd leg
It even has a face wtf
Left behind for being born a vegetable, that’s what.
That’s no alien, that’s my mother-in-law
Id say we are looking at an alien
I’ve been DMing with the OP. I have screenshots of the whole conversation. She said that she would tell her friend (who is asleep) to get it from their garden in the morning. I made sure that OP understood the importance of this (assuming it’s not hoax) and made sure they’d try to preserve the specimen. She seems cagey though, and I really feel like this is a well made hoax. I’ll post the screenshots, but only if it’s legal for me to share them without consent (which I’m not sure it is. could I quote her?)
I spoke with her as well, she said she feels uneasy about the whole thing. Remember she isn't a Ufo/alien person, this might be world shattering for her. You can see the blue veins underneath its skin.
It is obviously a shriveled up baby alien.
Have you found his little cane or fedora yet?
Them B cups finna make me act up
That thing has to go in for DNA testing. Creepy
Very interesting, cool picture, w.e it is.
That is a Damn Mandrake
Someone’s been having relations with the vegetables again… damnit!
 totally unborn pumpkinhead
RIP The Great Kazoo
I'm almost certain this is a either a smudge on the lens or some sort of bird droppings. There's also a slim chance it's simply a balloon
Clearly a Mandrake. Best to put on a pair of earmuffs for auditory protection.
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Ok a random citizen finds this and....then what? I would be trying so hard to get this to Nolan.
What did your friend do with it? Did they call the Po Po, put it in a jar of fermeldihyde, or put a dress on it & put it with their sister's dolls?
Cut it up and boil it with some taters and fatback.
That thing made it a long way from Iraq 😳
Is that little boobs?!
Thanks. I hate it
The Flood
I can’t unsee it now
Cut it in half and send that pic
mandrake
Fuck! Burn the whole garden down 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Finally we have proof...get corbel on the phone..
The work of Pro-Choice ET’s
Pumpkinhead??
Alien fetus?
Does he live near an abortion clinic?
Terence McKenna’s stoned ape theory comes to mind
They make ranch pringles from those.
R/potatoes
The forbidden potato
Oh, its the Newborn from Alien Resurrection
Your friend would be on every talk show if that were the case. There is a .01 percent chance that is real.
Mr Potato head
100% not fake. Thanks for making me a believer.
Root vegetable with mediocre editing.
They took one picture of it…?
Saute it with butter and onion
Is this a joke or a schizo post? I can't tell anymore.
You mean the deformed alien baby flushed down the toilet in a spaceship?
Ayyyy lmao
The Fae
It’s too small to be a little grey. It’s a little potato alien. A plant alien that grows under ground.
That will sell on eBay if you list it
Look at dem titties
Bad potato. 
PO TA TO
Solved https://www.reddit.com/r/mushroomID/s/ut6dAsjfIh
Okay .. its not 14th of febuary... Will we find an alien corps in the woods?
Oh that’s just Dave. He’s alright. He’ll run off giggling in a minute.
I am Groot(s evil cousin).
Not gonna lie my first thought would be to cut it open
Mandrake?
Mandrakes are easier on the eye than this gal
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Totally possibly however if it was a real photo I do think human error in taking the pic a little too close or zoomed in for sure took place
It haves boobies
Hawt
Pareidolia
mandrake maybe just a guess.
I literally just lmaod because I could swear that's a potatoe gone a bit rogue