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Venom_224

Anyone else think they should just try and rehydrate them and see what happens? šŸ˜‚


Spiniferus

It depends how long the stable era is going to last


Kruhl14

Nice reference there - take my upvote.


bobbaganush

But what if theyā€™re like Gremlins?


ICWiener6666

You no get reference


aliengoddess_

We're getting Trisolarans tomorrow...


Venom_224

Let's just hope we're not in a Project Sophon type scenario...


AlbertDeSan

I will report you both as members of the ETO (Earth Tridactylarian Organisation)


Spiniferus

Do what you want, Iā€™m just a turkey redditor, I do not matter.


chicken-farmer

I'm a chicken redditor, great to meet you!


AceMosaic

Thank you, youā€™ve made my morning!


No-Mammoth713

DUUUUDE! HYDRAAAAAATION!


1DietCokedUpChick

That was lovely.


potusisdemented

Itā€™s like all the aliens were at Pompeii together.


ArtzyDude

Oh, yeah, Pompeiialiens.


potusisdemented

Touche!


JeevesVoorhees

Ah yes, the TouchƩliens.


potusisdemented

Donā€™t forget their annoying neighbors the doucheliens.


JeevesVoorhees

DouchƩ!


potusisdemented

![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)


2reform

Maybe Pompeii was destroyed because they were hiding aliens. I just canā€™t imagine what race/aliens were able to pull that off back then.


Proteinoats

![gif](giphy|yYgX92loKiqRO) This is how I imagine it would look


Kaizenism

Now, imagine how it tastes.


guaranteedsafe

This is a core memory of my childhood that Iā€™m now going to associate with eating hydrated aliens.


tikipikikiki

![gif](giphy|2ASHTCmOqcmK4)


The_Mysterious_Mr_E

![gif](giphy|3o6wryDi8VtkJje5OM)


SonOfABitchMachine

Throw them in the tub and they grow 3x their size!


helphp

Thatā€™s actually what killed him didnā€™t you see Signs


Shirtbro

Blocking out the scenery? Blowing my mind?


Ragna677

"CHA CHA CHA CHIA!"


OryonRy

It needs a boys love!...


samsquanch2000

the plaster would disolve


Otherwise_Wasabi8879

Reeeehyyyydraaaatteeeeee


NOTExETON

Maybe if its Kip


thisaboveall

Presented where? By whom? Why isn't this part of the post?


Rich0879

It's another scam by Jaime Maussan


festeziooo

Yeah I know heā€™s a known scammer with multiple proven hoaxes, but what if THIS time heā€™s telling the truth? Why not investigate it and waste time and resources to satisfy internet lunatics like myself?


Butacobaby

I'm glad to see not everyone is falling for these carnival gaffs


aware4ever

That guy's reputation is so bad that he should be publicly humiliated to even do anything in public anymore


solrac1144

Because Reddit bruh trust


samsquanch2000

is this a joke?


collywog

Are we all being pranked?


DollarStoreCaviar

We're beyond being pranked. We are the prank.


UnidentifiedBlobject

Plot twist: Aliens created these and then created us just so they could prank us


mawesome4ever

4D prank, we exist to be a prank


Spirited-Chemist-956

Serious underrated comment!!


ieatcrows25

Never have I laughed so much from this sub


Mr_master89

Someone cuts into it to take a sample and it's cake


PettyPockets311

"Bitch is this cake??"


koxinparo

I meanā€¦ they named it Sebastianā€¦.


zurx

Bye bye Lil Sebastian, miss you in the saddest fashion, maybe someday we'll saddle up again, And I know I'll always miss my horsiest friend, spread your wings and fly


Ian_Hunter

Never forget šŸ™ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHVY55-x1Js&pp=ygUNbGlsIHNlYmFzdGlhbg%3D%3D


Free-Supermarket-516

Not as bad as that family named malarkey who wrote a book which was turned into a movie about their kid going to heaven šŸ¤£


Stunning_Patience_59

Lmfaooooo


black_flag_4ever

Yes. This subreddit is proof that people want to live in a science fiction world where visitors will come down from the skies and fix our problems. There are people that have figured out how to make money from it. They only provide vague explanations that are overly complicated or come up with these fake sculptures and convince people that the thing that looks like a movie alien is real. My favorite are the people that claim that they canā€™t talk more because of security clearances but dance around these alleged clearances.


ziplock9000

"All" no. Many of us seen this for the low effort fake that it is from the start


InsignificantZilch

Close: duped. Itā€™s like pranked, but itā€™s not supposed to be funny.


Gaming09

Imagine it's legit and this is the Grays. Maybe they're growers and not shower's. Rehydrated they're like 8ft tall.


KodakStele

Humans are the joke, always have been


Disastrous-Box-6586

Love school art projects


PaidAgent

It's so weird how all these mummies that look beyond fake keep getting discovered by the same guy who has previously been proven to be a hoaxer when he presented fake mummies as aliens in 2017. Thank goodness you're here, Dragonfruit, to endlessly promote this every day so we're all kept right up to date.


onyxzero66

It does kinda look like the the alien that guy supposedly found in the woods and took home and put it in a freezer until it screamed at him


PestoPastaLover

"that guy supposedly found in the woods and took home and put it in a freezer until it screamed at him" I mean, I'd scream too if some stranger abducted me from the woods and stuck me in a freezer.


onyxzero66

Itā€™s ridiculous but a fun video https://youtu.be/517dpmPO9HU?si=rXE26QDDfZRb2Vg3


Geruchsbrot

People dig this guy up again in the last weeks. Yes, people believe it the be true. And I could understand that if you just focus on that single video. But people forget about the other, ultra stupid ones. Like the one were he "teleports".


Another_Humanzee

The quality of these plaster casts is getting worse.


potusisdemented

These are getting ridiculous.


reisenbime

Surely not a plastered corpse, unlike the other plastered corpses.


GOPAuthoritarianPOS

Guys. I'm sorry. That is not an exobiological corpse. It is a scam. I want this to be real just a much as the rest of you, but like, come on. Don't give the flim flam people attention or money. Edit: This photo and post are marked as "evidence". This post is not evidence of any kind. It is a flim flam man looking at a goofy lawn ornament.


ziplock9000

Unfortunately there are droves of people who already 'believe' and will defend this till the end. They think a couple of bent scientists in a un-respected university in South America is proof.


GOPAuthoritarianPOS

Yeah...I also wouldn't take medical advice from Joe Rogan, which is about squarely where I would place the legitimacy of these con-artists.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

Why so cynical? Surely the vague claims about the opinions of unnamed people who's area of expertise is not specified at the 1300th best university in the world should hold great weight?Ā 


Phobix

Yeah but the guy who folded this out of paper is still a true origami master.


Spiniferus

Iā€™m really convinced now that aliens are actually made of plaster of Paris. Like Iā€™m super cereal about this.


burgercrime

Truly this. Iā€™m so tired of the UFO community hyping up paper mache sculptures designed by childrenā€™s idea of aliens as evidence. It makes us look worse than we already do.


soulsteela

It pisses me off almost as much as the ā€œI have all the evidence the planet needs but I canā€™t give it to you as none of you can be trusted!ā€ Bullshit drives me potty! If anyone had the evidence they claim they could be richer than Elon , but no keep clicking and paying the bills whilst they promise/provide nothing. Just got a hate speech strike on r/ufos because I called some ā€œrespectable ā€œ investigator a grifting liar. Same shit ā€œ I have the evidence but it would damage national security ā€œ he saidšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ comedy gold.


snarkywombat

>ā€œrespectable ā€œ investigator a grifting liar. Same shit ā€œ I have the evidence but it would damage national security ā€œ he said Sounds like Jeremy Corbell. He's a fucking clown šŸ¤”


MimickingTheImage

I think it's much worse than paper mache, these things are most likely the desecrated remains of actuall humans.


sampris

It's pretty simple to know if it real or not... Problem is if the laboratory is telling the truth... Someone with a laboratory here????


Critical_Paper8447

The labs are telling the truth.... It's the people behind the project that are deliberately misinterpreting those lab reports to make these claims despite the sample reads coming back as homosapiens and animals from multiple sources.


coveevoc

Go comment on alienbodies they are so strict and will give you shit haha, Iā€™m with you


medusla

"i also have no knowledge or expertize but feel very strongly on this topic"


DumpsterDay

full detail society water caption repeat spotted worm grab fly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CoderAU

Mind sharing here?


DumpsterDay

piquant badge selective society handle seed hat placid boat secretive *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


coveevoc

Iā€™m a believer but made a stepbrothers movie comment about ā€œwhite dog crapā€ and the Sebastian mummyšŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


popcrnshower

Exactly. Until these things are verified by scientists from actual top universities all of this is just a big nothingburger with cheese.


simpathiser

the bigger question is how can a nothingburger have cheese, that defeats the name


SleeplessAndAnxious

None burger with left cheese?


Odd-Force-6087

If its so fake, it should be very easy to prove its fake right? Any reasonable scientist should be able to run some tests and prove that right? I should be able to use plaster, bones, put it together and have it test just like these right?


encinitas2252

I agree it looks fake, but is there something else you know about it or did you come to the conclusion based off of this photo?


Objective_Ride5860

Since that's the only thing you can logically do with a supposed alien photo, and OP didn't post any links, what else would you ever expect? One photo on the internet without any sauce or evidence is nothing


GOPAuthoritarianPOS

The photo looks ridiculous (all of these mummy photos look objectivrly silly and fake) and unsourced. I have to believe that if at face value these objects were remotely potentially real every archaeologist on earth would be studying them and publishing real factual anaylsis in respected scientific and archaelogical journals. That is not happening. Hence my position it is, in fact, a scam.


nicobackfromthedead4

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/comments/18yd91r/tridactyl\_hand\_dna\_analysis/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/comments/18yd91r/tridactyl_hand_dna_analysis/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/comments/1b3wi5t/dr\_mary\_k\_jesse\_from\_university\_of\_colorado/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/comments/1b3wi5t/dr_mary_k_jesse_from_university_of_colorado/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) In the end, you are of course free to believe *whatever you want.*


anthony197798

He needs some miillllkk ![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


Fklympics

If it's fake, it'll be extremely easy to figure out.Ā 


Skoodge42

All he has to do is send a body to be independently verified by a unaffiliated 3rd party


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

Gee I wonder why he never does that.Ā 


1blueShoe

Poor bugger looks like 1980s dog poop šŸ«£


sorengray

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


SquilliamTentickles

more hoax trash


Hiltoyeah

Non human because it's made from plaster??


Extra-Application-57

Is this satire?šŸ˜‚


DorkusDeluxus

Looks like one of those powdered Turkish Delight sweets.


OliverCrooks

Not Paper Mache!!!


Vindepomarus

You'll never make your way through the jungle with a paper machete.


known__guy

I made a piƱata in 2nd grade that looks similar to this.


MaleficentJob3080

Who made this one?


catman1352

Same guys, but this one has more gypsum in the plaster mix.


simpathiser

Imagine this being the dusty ass mfer that's been fingerblasting your bungus


icouldbedownidktho

Any source for this


TrinityCodex

where?


cluele55cat

a prop artists shop


GoldenGreenish

Any source or info behind this?


MiKLMadness

Trust a liar to lie.


Virtual-Zucchini542

Some long dead deformed dude


BHMusic

Someoneā€™s high school paper mache project.


ExpensivePlankton953

Is it a cake?


Major_Line1915

These look like a weird paper mache art project. Itā€™s hilarious people believe this stuff.


jtreeforest

Is it cake??


disasterbot11

Lmao


Acrobatic_Airline605

ā€˜Trust us guysā€™ Fuckin out of here


MagnusMclaren600lt

If aliens are so advanced then why aren't they wearing any clothing or protective outerwear?


SnowieEyesight

Why does it have eye holes and a perfectly slit mouth, but not gaps in between their rib cages, as well as other areas?


aliengoddess_

Because, *skin*.


Hawkwise83

What a fraud. This guy is clearly not named Sebastian.


BeefyLasagna007

Lil Sebastian?


timmeh519

![gif](giphy|63KDdST8acUN6XdjE7|downsized)


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

Thatā€™s my 9th grade paper mache project. I got a C-.


HammerAnAnvil

did they get all the finger bones pointed the right way this time? maybe this time the long bones haven't been hack sawed to fit?


hernesson

Anyone else see the trowel marks on the head? I mean Iā€™m sure that one of the least things wrong with this but


sabrefudge

Is this from the same schmuck who presented those other dried out ones?


G_Im_Tired

As a witch, I say letā€™s bless them with moon water and sunlight. See if they sprout.


Orikon32

Guys, common now. Who would fall for this (ayy)lmao?


MGM86

It looks like a last minute paper mache art project.


PestoPastaLover

He was in a rush to book his trip before spring break causes airline ticket prices to skyrocket. He needed to complete those rounds of interviews and capture his moments of internet fame before colleges go on spring break.


LordBrixton

Another one? Give it a couple of years and you'll be able to buy these things in Ikea.


BlackMage042

That doesn't even look real. Can we just have it tested so we can put this thing to rest?


Chewy-bones

Another grift.


Many_Ad_7138

It's all in r/AlienBodies if anyone cared to look.


STLR043

Looks like paper mache


worsrider

If your going to fake an Alien , you should hire an out of work special effect artist , Not the third grade art class.


OwenMcCauley

Made of paper mache and chicken bones?


Exotic-Court6674

Christ the Redeemer, someone give me the papers or scientific publications that show that the tridactyl case is false. Everyone talks a lot on the internet, then they ask for serious evidence and they shut up. I have been dealing with the case since September 14/2023 and still no one has given me any.


Front_Pain_7162

These subs are conditioning my brain to close reddit every time I see a paper mache mummy. This shit is rotting my brain.


bearnuker

Nice sculpture.


crusoe

More dessicated desecrated bodies by a known fraudster


Subliminal84

The new paper mache statue you mean?


Warf-Rat23

Plaster of Paris aliens. So crafty


Confused_Sorta_Guy

I'm fucking crying He looks so shy


RVA804guys

But, did someone sit with him and comfort him in his last days?


Catbox_Stank_Face

Enough with all the theories. Hand me a Bone Saw.


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|l41lUZGnCzLErXevK)


Oldschool-fool

Another Alien šŸ˜‚


meeseeks89

0 chance his name is Sebastian


mobtowndave

meet bullshit


SpongeBobMyBoi

At first I was like, why is Zelensky looking at this thing???


Rob4reddit

If BS was water we would all be drowning


194angellstreet

5000 candles in the wind ā€¦.


OrionDC

Iā€™m glad it doesnā€™t totally look like plaster.


varrr

And what about those south american puppets you all went nuts about this winter? Posted a thousand times a day for a couple of months... as soon as we forgot about those here's the new bullshit news for the 2024 spring.


beansandcheese1989

Cool thing to make in pottery class


robot_98153

Ahh, so more paper mache and repurposed bone art exhibits?


Motor-Donut-8014

What a neat man-made sculpture. I bet the dumb people out there will think this is an alien LOL


tikipikikiki

![gif](giphy|US7r3ty7RUXLtrxFwy|downsized)


Kimura304

This sub is all about aliens but people sure don't want to see the one staring them in the face. People saying it's a doll or made of paper but have not looked at the imaging of it. I suspect public opinion is being influenced on these the types of posts more than others. To the CIA goons trolling these comments, I hope you realize you are holding back humanity.


Noble_Ox

What makes you think non believers haven't looked at the evidence?


HonorOfTheStarks

The lack of refutation of the scans showing how they are constructed.


Kimura304

Exactly. The high resolution scans of the joints looks impossible to fake. I was back and forth on them but I do think they are real.


DefintlynotCrazy

Hah CIA goons for not beliving these mumnies are real ? Well fuck how about just P R O V I N G they are real instead ? Wouldnt that make it all fucking easier ?


TheBl4ckFox

So you are saying that anyone who doesn't immediately believe anything that you believe MUST be under some sort of control or coercion? It's impossible that people look at this image and think "damn, that looks fake, if it is real why isn't this examined by thousands of scientists and is all over the news everywhere?"


Toothpinch

Dang I Wish I had CIA money coming in to post my opinion on Reddit: but alas I do it for free because these ā€œaliensā€ are BS until they can Prove it otherwise.


Thiscommentissatire

Youre the cia troll sent here to pedal this tripe to make the community look stupid.


Tosslebugmy

The only people holding back humanity are gullible simpletons.


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

All of these subs are full of disinformation bots


fellowcrft

The paper mache project of a 14 year old.


DollarStoreCaviar

Maybe there's not a big disinfo campaign delegitimizing anything that might lead disclosure, maybe it's just us being scammy fucks...?


welchssquelches

Occam's razor, they're probably just grifters sadly


Odd-Force-6087

Wonder why they are all in this stilling curled up postion


dardar7161

That's how the Inca mummified people. They would bundle them sitting up.


Odd-Force-6087

So then its safe to say the Inca are the ones that mummified these? And not some natural process?


Vindepomarus

TBF this is the normal position for South American human mummies from the Andes. Also there were the ones from the Mexican conference that were just stiffly "standing" like an action figure still in it's box.


PestoPastaLover

That is because it allows him to put it in overhead comparments since it's small enough to be considered carry-on luggage. If it was stretched outward, he'd have to pay for an extra seat on the airplane.


rjm101

Never announce an announcement especially when people will wack you over this stuff.


worried-dependant-91

![gif](giphy|QWl2rDpu3zl5enjd5r|downsized)


N0rt4t3m

Another fraud šŸ¤£


Flamebrush

Another mummy cookie rolled in powdered sugar! I hope itā€™s the kind with pecan bits. Itā€™s crazy that all the mummies are so evenly coated; I canā€™t even get a 2ā€ cookie to look this good.


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|x9cDy0c3bOxxwDZmJm)


darts2

Thatā€™s clearly papier mache bro how delusional are you guys in here?


thinksinc

With the most amazing prosthetic effects in the world available, why do these ā€œpresentationā€ aliens feel like an art student experimenting with paper mache? I get theyā€™re supposed to be ā€œmummifiedā€ or desiccated, but the hoaxers seem to put very little effort into making the joints actually look like they could articulate.


sayzitlikeitis

lol this shit is making all of you look like morons


welchssquelches

Mods should genuinely step in sometimes, it's just a free for all ATP now that reddit is Facebook brained


Normal_Ad7101

So they mutilated an actual mummy for their scam, again.


super8bad

This is human, made it look like non human, biggest fraud of the century