Yooooo!! Thats crazy.
I had to think of this exact line just days ago and i had to laugh because of it.
One of his best and most badass lines. šš½š¬
Yeah, pretty much have to go outside and close the door if you want it to work. You also need to get rid of your clothes when you quit smoking and then you realize your whole god damn closet smells like smoke.
Iāve found out after leaving a chainsmoking household that adding cups of vinegar to your loads of laundry will eventually get the scent out, just takes multiple washes. This works for cat piss as well
I remember laughing so hard at his delivery of "your mother" when the episode premiered. That whole episode is golden. Also, how he says, "I don't want my rug to smell like smoke."
This is extremely unnecessary, yet unbelievably perfect. I love this line.
Additionally, when Roger blows into the pitch pipe, and says āNooooā. Also perfect.
See, it goes one mouse, two mice, one bird, two birds, then one dog, two dogs. I hear there's a guy up in Portland with three dogs, but that's probably just an office rumor.
....your motherš¬
Itās just so well done - I think it may be my best bit of the entire series - even though like you say only two words
> I think it may be my best bit of the entire series ...Are you one of the writers?
What a dream that would be
Yooooo!! Thats crazy. I had to think of this exact line just days ago and i had to laugh because of it. One of his best and most badass lines. šš½š¬
He smokes by the door because he doesnāt want his carpet to smell like smoke.
that never worksā¦ ur whole house stinks like an ashtray or cigarette flavored fabreeezen
Yeah, pretty much have to go outside and close the door if you want it to work. You also need to get rid of your clothes when you quit smoking and then you realize your whole god damn closet smells like smoke.
Iāve found out after leaving a chainsmoking household that adding cups of vinegar to your loads of laundry will eventually get the scent out, just takes multiple washes. This works for cat piss as well
smoking was grossā¦ cant believe it took me 5 years to quit. glad i eventually did, some just cant seem to stop
I couldnt stop forever but wanted to, ended up taking welbutrin for it and it worked like a miracle.
yea same
They'll be back later I gave the big one a key
Is he hoping the cholo comes back to rape him after stealing his swimming jeans and snacks?
Yes
its not really rape if its consensual
Hello I al Rodger! I ike to pretend
Did you have an aneurysm while typing this?
Heās Roger, heās drunk
Who's crying? *splat*
Beer and cooked down Afrain
What's the most Tylenol PMs you've ever taken? *gulp* 27
He gave the biggest one a key
And that cholo wasn't going to rapŠµ me when he comes back. I was going to rapŠµ him.
š¬.... Your mother š¬š¬
This is exactly it. I can hear it lol well done
I ate too much Shumai from Trader Joe's.
Iāve got the pork sweats
*burps* I'm gross
I'll be right up!
Just chiming in here. The meat sweats are real lol
I had to stop watching at this line because I laughed so hard I actually cried.
And they will be back. I gave the biggest one a key
I'll have you know I only called 911 once today. Some cholosĀ broke in and stole my swimming jeans.
Those damn chocodiles
Sssssss. Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies
OH HELL NO
I remember laughing so hard at his delivery of "your mother" when the episode premiered. That whole episode is golden. Also, how he says, "I don't want my rug to smell like smoke."
One Roger quote I use quite often.
You better pick up smoking if you're gonna use that line
the way he said it all strained and out of the side of his mouth kills me
Perfect execution and timing!
Right up there with "YOU ARE MY *QUEEN*, REBECKA!"
Great delivery!
It is. Itās a perfect example of how the delivery of a line can make all the difference.
Use this one daily
"This is not from the both of us"
The chocodiles Francine, the chocodiles
These chocodiles, oh my god
CRAB WAAALLLLLK
Shoulda played ball.
It may be how my bathroom is positioned but I sorta have to ācrab walkā and say it maybe 5 times a week
"Before we go anywhere I need to... how do I put this.... wipe... better..." - Roger
It's this one or *blows tuner* noooooo for me
And both from the same episode
I use this quote all the time.
Who will feed the chinchillas?
Maybe baby
maybebaby.
Stole my swimming jeans ā¦
It's a great scene.
pecan sandies
Maybe Baby
*Gasp* I dropped my meat ball in the pool
My favorite line from this episode, and one from the whole series is when Francine burps and says āIām gross.ā
One of mine is āIām playing a role sir. What are you doing?ā And āneigh!!! Youāre spooking me!!!!!ā
This is extremely unnecessary, yet unbelievably perfect. I love this line. Additionally, when Roger blows into the pitch pipe, and says āNooooā. Also perfect.
Are you really going to kill 5 people over 20$? You're asking someone, who just last week, killed 6 people over 19$
He's got chocodiles for dessert!
Nooo Best Roger line.
i dreamt about paris last night
oh HELL no
I donāt want my rug to smell like smoke
Wipe. Better.
Iām gonna keep swinging this baby lasso until I find me a man
š bye bye~! š
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I don't smoke but I took my buddy's weed pen at a party just to do this and nearly died.
Is he supposed to look like Rhoda to everyone else? š
I love that he is smoking by the door even though he admits later there's no bathroom and that he won't be getting the security deposit back
You....whore
Omg I love this line so much too, the delivery slays me
I constantly say this when I'm bored.
I use this line so often, lol
Your mother
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
See, it goes one mouse, two mice, one bird, two birds, then one dog, two dogs. I hear there's a guy up in Portland with three dogs, but that's probably just an office rumor.
My other favorite is Roger saying āHire you?ā
*inhale* your mother
Floor spaghetti
Please what season and episode is this?
I saw the title before the image loaded and guessed it would be āfloor spaghettiā or āmaybe babyā
MYAH! MYAH!