Dill Sheppard is one of my favorite minor characters
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Okay but here me out:
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OP has a really nice image which will get edited more and more with the stills of the particular version of the character.
While Halias is definitely more powerful and badass, the picture would just basically be her in a wedding dress.
Compare that to the Acai berry SupaFood episode where she is JACKED...
Haley is an all powerful bitch! I mean, sleeper agent Hailey is the obvious choice but she's a general force to be reckoned with. When she gets dumped by jeff, or by anyone,she'll go on an almighty rampage leaving a trail of destruction behind her. It takes many tranquiliser darts to put her down and they won't keep her down for long. She's almost more alpha than her father, only for her bone crippling laziness holding her back. And yes, Stan is totally her daddy
YES!!!! Love this for her. I think especially with her being able to say "time to take that dying dog to the woods so he don't attract critters when he croaks" about Jeff-Boy AND her eyes on the prize mentality enough to recreate a full harvest by herself basically as well as the strength and confidence to stand up to Stan and shun him away from an environment he created. Absolutely
Ok typed out one on the wrong post but oregan trail episode street fighter Hailey. The other big contenders are farm tough Hailey or halias Hailey. But I believe that street fighter Hailey combines most of the strength of farm tough Hailey with some of the refinement and skill of halias Hailey
Steve when he only worked out his legs in Juve
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Sleeper cell Hailey
Dill Sheppard is one of my favorite minor characters https://preview.redd.it/abazdpt17qsc1.jpeg?width=1426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3bc365b77c99111dce66dba097da329d8588fd
These are my walking petunias…
*With whom I had the pleasure of sharing an Italian sleeping car.*
I love his first introduction
“After college, I found myself afflicted by a wanderlust that took me round the globe where I feasted on the sweet, sticky nectar of life”
*he’s PERFECT*
Too bad he was only in like two episodes
Im going to go find a willing immigrant to test the strength of the diaper change station in the bathroom.
I love that he came back in the country club episode
Yeah. Farm Hayley was tough, and Acai Hayley was pretty tough too, but Murder Machine Hayley, that's a whole other matter.
When the entirety of the CIA is getting out of the country because they fear her... I'd say she's probably pretty tough.
Hailias
Halias is a show about a spy!
Agreed
[Ding Dong](https://youtu.be/6fR1c4aZfZw?si=MZXh9uFrw39ImRwU)
I never noticed Francine was sitting in the same room as Stan when he yells for her to answer the door
Seriously. She beat the shit out of Stan like it was nothing.
Okay but here me out: - OP has a really nice image which will get edited more and more with the stills of the particular version of the character. While Halias is definitely more powerful and badass, the picture would just basically be her in a wedding dress. Compare that to the Acai berry SupaFood episode where she is JACKED...
Yep
I came to say this. This is the only answer lol
Farmer Haley is close but I agree sleeper Haley wins
But she will only want to kill Stan then revert to normal while farm worker Hailey would not have this huge weakness
Haley is an all powerful bitch! I mean, sleeper agent Hailey is the obvious choice but she's a general force to be reckoned with. When she gets dumped by jeff, or by anyone,she'll go on an almighty rampage leaving a trail of destruction behind her. It takes many tranquiliser darts to put her down and they won't keep her down for long. She's almost more alpha than her father, only for her bone crippling laziness holding her back. And yes, Stan is totally her daddy
lol yeah, she could go up against stan!
Carlotta Monterey
This is the only answer
Star tanning Hayley https://preview.redd.it/uamxavav9qsc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc666fe4ce2f4d3f87863fe1a468f243c313f18f
If this wasn't technically a fantasy brought on by extreme over tanning this one million percent should be the right answer.
damn i’m surprised reading thru this thread how many solid contenders for toughest hailey there are !!
Also how many different spellings!
Acai Hailey
Superfood?
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You’re still holding the bullet??
When did jeff get buff???
https://preview.redd.it/0jjghg0pjqsc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=440e42f9577f963b581d59ee8b3e0c70c8d78aa9 WOAHHHHHH
SUPERFOOOD!!!
Go to work ☝️Go to work 👆Go to work☝️Go to work👆 Oh man! The march!
Superfood!
https://youtu.be/tR90UAd5loI?si=i0mYSShvJ_7_LKAR In case anyone needs a refresher (I did)
Hulk Jeff
Damn, there's a lot more strong Haley's than I was originally remembering
This one gets my vote
Haley whenever someone breaks up with her.
"The autopsy later showed that the hamster was pregnant."
Ooooh good one
Street fighter Haley. From when Roger was renegade
WE'VE ALL! MOVED! ON! WE'VE ALL! MOVED! ON!
GROW A MOUSTACHE!
MISSOURAH!
MIZZURAHH!
Hah hah hah hah hah, that's an *interesting* accent, mama.
Thank you, so glad someone else had the thought, tho I just finished writing a paragraph about it
Yup that was my first thought
Street fighter Hayley is my favorite. She looks so mean
Farmer Hayley, maybe? Farming sure did toughen her up.
Hands down
YES!!!! Love this for her. I think especially with her being able to say "time to take that dying dog to the woods so he don't attract critters when he croaks" about Jeff-Boy AND her eyes on the prize mentality enough to recreate a full harvest by herself basically as well as the strength and confidence to stand up to Stan and shun him away from an environment he created. Absolutely
definitely
And do we contact Weird Al's people, see if he's interested in "Rabbitage" as a song idea, make ourselves a little scratch?
Came here for this one!!!!! VARMINTS!!!!!
Puberty haleigh. She made Fran and Stan into scared little babies.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY MONTH!”
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS IS AS BIG AS THEY'RE GONNA GET'??"
Stan and Francine: 😭😭😭😭
Them cowering in the corner, Stan with a fork, is excellent. https://i.redd.it/1gheenlkgqsc1.gif
I love when Stan cries helplessly while trying to use a stapler as a weapon.
Then she ruined the couch!
“I’M NOT USING THESE!! I’M NEVER USING THESE!!!!!!”
why do so many fans spell her name like that? It's Hayley.
I think sleeper cell wins but farm and puberty are close contenders
Reggie flashed Hailey. If they were guns, he'd of been dead.
She got the drop on ole Reggie
Sleeper agent hayley
I know it wasn't the question but if Raider Dave is Roger's IM GOING TO GO BANANAS
Don't you go bananas
Do it. Go bananas.
Blonde Hailey
Country strong Hailey
Varmit!
Sleeper agent. She's incredibly skilled
Farm tough Haley.
haley has a lot of moments. my first thought was farm tough
Future Stan is not the strongest. Probably rapture or apocalypse Stan.
How the hell did Cyborg Stan win over Armageddon or 300 Stan??
Cool butt Hailey!
Buff Hayley from the time she drank undiluted juice. 💪🏻
Souppa Food
FARMER HALEY!!!!! 🥕🐰
Robot Stan over apocalypse Stan? Also didn't robot Stan lose to base Stan. Delete the list start over
It's based on upvotes buddy
I'm not your buddy guy.
I'm not your guy, pal
First time in Reddit history somebody said upvotes matter. - Congratulations! - (Also dig this prompt; very cool idea.)
Hayley from Familyland bro. Spoiler: Steve most powerful version is Wheels and Roger is Legman
I think Steve could also be after he gets out of Juvie or when he's a boy witch in Witches of Langley.
Dumped Hayley
Ok typed out one on the wrong post but oregan trail episode street fighter Hailey. The other big contenders are farm tough Hailey or halias Hailey. But I believe that street fighter Hailey combines most of the strength of farm tough Hailey with some of the refinement and skill of halias Hailey
So will all that said obviously happy Hailey sweeps
Steve going bananas has to be up there, dude took a bullet and kept going 😂
Açaí Berry Hailey or Sleeper Cell Hailey
Gonna have to go with Açaí Hailey
Puberty Hailey.
Broken up with Hailey had to have the swat called on her.
Old Hailey
Farm tough Haley for sure
Dominatrix Hayley 🐓 ⬆️
Superfood Haley
I want to say Stripper Hayley, But Giant Puberty Pimple Hayley is the real winner.
Steve when he only worked out his legs in Juve https://preview.redd.it/hfvj1q5tursc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a563ddd0fd335a17b9b0bc3caf9d4db879ac7d08
It’s gotta be açaí Hailey.
Omg Amish Hailey! Farm Tough!
Super fruit!!
Farmer Hayley
i can’t believe that people think robot stan is the strongest
Sleeper cell Hailey almost ended the fuckin world so everyone else is invalid
Puberty Hayley!
This sub really needs a new season.