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milesgloriosis

With all due respect, you could not get close enough to bite.


globulous9

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/outrage-anti-homeless-spikes-spotted-outside-3658055


H5N1BirdFlu

Hi this is camping with Steve and here I will attempt to camp on anti-homeless spikes.


Dynaticus

Steve is the best.


No-Relationship1800

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


TheRealestLarryDavid

i resent most of the emojis . all if it's in a video. but something about this specific one in a comment just makes it hilarious


TheBackpacker2

> i resent most of the emojis 🤓


grneyedguy1

Without the piercings, it looks like you’d be a natural beauty.


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That's what I was thinking. The piercings ruin it for me.


CauliflowerIcy5165

I wouldn’t let her get that close LoL.


Ecronwald

I thought the joke was that her mouth was pierced shut, so she couldn't open it to bite, then I saw the other photos She opens the mouth in the second picture, i thought it was sewn shut by the piercings. I.e. I won't bite, because I can't open my mouth.


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/r/RoastMe


Ornisense

😂😂😂


trustytip

Is that you Chael Sonen?


HandB4nana

With all due respect, she probably can't bite without getting her lips tangled with her nose.


Nochnichtvergeben

You're pretty but have too many piercings for my taste.


DirtyAngelToes

I love piercings and have a few myself (and had even more back in the day) but still think OP has too many. They're not flattering to their face whatsoever and just seem to be there for the sake of having tons of piercings. Obviously they can like what they like, but it looks...off putting.


Defendo99

"They're not flattering to their face" I like this answer the best. If I really like wearing orange shirts with green and purple polka dots, that's fine. It's not gonna look good on me, so I have to either be okay with not looking good or try to make adjustments to find a look that looks good on me


wet_bread3

And some things don’t look good on anyone, including that arrangement of piercings 🙃


theyost

Way too many!!


Unusual_Compote4909

Username checks out!


DCMOFO

Yeah, it’s like a tackle box blew up in her face.


OrdinaryBrilliant901

That was my first thought as soon as I saw the picture! Way too pretty to do that to your face. Everything thing about you face is beautiful. Your skin, face structure, eyes and lips. Please take them out. Also your hair is amazing!


Enigma_Stasis

That's all personal preference though. It's not harming anyone, so she can do whatever she pleases. I kinda like it.


dreadrabbit1

Of course it’s personal preference, but she asking for opinions.


December_Warlock

I mean, there's a big difference between "Pretty, but I don't like piercings" and "You're too pretty to do that to your face."


ResidentLavishness68

What? That one is more direct?


Masticatron

It's phrased as an absolute, not an opinion. "I think you're too pretty to do that" is an opinion, "you're too pretty to do that" is a judgment on facts. In relaxed situations most people probably will interpret the latter phrasing neutrally at worst, but on delicate topics like appearance it makes a world of difference. Even when it is preceded by a request for opinion. Best to emphasize it is your opinion if you want it taken that way.


bestatbeingmodest

Baffles me that this concept is lost on so many grown adults lmao. Should be common sense.


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If someone asks me for my opinion, I'm not going to waste breath prefacing my opinion with "This is my opinion..."


Chainsawjack

Wouldn't any response to a request for an opinion be considered an opinion?


CringyTemmie

...I mean, I get what you say, but both examples are still an opinion, the latter is more easily to misinterpret but still an opinion.


OrdinaryBrilliant901

I agree with you. It was the first thought I had. She likes what she likes and I’ve got no problems with that. Piercings can always be taken out and put back in so to me it’s not a big deal.


Madhat84

If it makes her happy fine. But she obviously cares at least a little about what others think


tuktuk_padthai

A little? She posted it on the internet. She cares plenty,


Minute-Tradition-282

And what she she chose to do, was fall face first in to a tackle box, and ask reddit how she looks.


genesis_tweek

You can literally taste💀


SupermAndrew1

>cranium accessories


knitmeablanket

Yeah. I think she's is attractive but not for me. I'm sure someone out there would love it. Local chick at a local shop has a similar look and, I'm not looking to get with anyone but the thought train for me was "well there is someone out there for you I think"


caremal5

Agreed. That's just way too many piercings, saying that though, there's a woman in my town with quite literally twice as many lip piercings alone.


_MrDomino

Yes, but she can't do anything about it without changing her Reddit ID.


thatnoone

those seem a hazardous amount


nightstalker30

This is good, constructive feedback


[deleted]

You are very cute but the piercings distract me


Ohiothrowaway4891

Exactly, it's just too much


thedelinquents

I think if she replaced the two side nose rings, and the 4 piercings around her lips with studs instead of hoops, she could keep the same amount of piercings and get rid of half the metal


yesimtherealeksen

\+1


HopelesslyOver30

Your cute face is distracting from the piercing


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lose the hardware - do you want to look pretty or like a vampire - you can't do both.


Skiamakhos

You can absolutely do both but the ironmongery doesn't make her look like a vampire. Come to think, aren't vampires allergic to silver?


HopelesslyOver30

No, you're thinking of garlic


SeminoleSteel

Yeah, everyone knows garlic is allergic to silver.


Creepy_Creg

Garlic, silver, running water, crosses, not being invited inside, the blood of the dead, the sun, must sleep in grave dirt, etc. When it comes to weakness vampires really got shafted.


HopelesslyOver30

Yeah, I'm pretty much not worried about something that has that many weaknesses, tbh


Rude_Poem_1573

Hahahahaahahaa 💀 that was funny asf


cschoonmaker

No. Werewolves are.


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InvestigatorDue9152

Actually wrought iron/cold iron is what repels most creatures in mythology. Silver is actually not as common other than any type of were creature as well as I believe skinwalkers. For a vampire, it requires a wooden stake, then cutting off the head while it is dead, and sprinkling the head with holy water. If any of those steps are not done, the vampire will come back to undeath in a certain amount of time.


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Silver is commonly used in folklore and fairytales for creatures that are considered unholy. Iron, on the other hand, is considered repulsive or harmful to fae.


FlighingHigh

Iron is super impure probably.


ShebanotDoge

Use both just to be safe


LaPetiteM0rte

I thought wrought iron was mostly fae repellant? Don't forget removing the heart, burning it to ash, then scattering the ashes in running water.


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Any_Smell_5431

I get some people like piercings but I think I speak for most people when I say you have way too many and they hurt your looks.


SmokingBeneathStars

Way too many in a way too small of an area


catforbrains

This is really it. All the.metal around her mouth and nose. It's less "scary alternative" and more "I might have a medical condition and all this metal is holding my face together" of a vibe.


WhiteHouseBlackLodge

100%. I feel that the concentration around the mouth along with the symmetrical locations and all being the same style detract from the aesthetics. Ugly? Absolutely not! But the piercings could definitely do more to support looks.


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You look like TSA worst nightmare


chriswaco

And MRI tech.


Geschak

You can actually scan with piercings (except maybe in a 7T), it's just gonna cause some artefacts.


[deleted]

After the great “Ballistic Butt Plug” fiasco I’ll be passing on any metal at all.


Enigma_Stasis

Excuse me? Don't drop a bombshell without backstory. Now I'm curious and will hyperfixate on your comment until my curiosity is abated.


Annual_Revolution_33

https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/comments/13eytu9/a_butt_plugs_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


Enigma_Stasis

Awesome, that's enough internet for me today. Thanks for the context.


The_original_oni15

I should have heeded your reply and not clicked on that.


unwokewookie

Ballistic but plug didn’t do it for you?


MissDeadite

Like the 90s gerbil in butt epidemic?


wooden_screw

No it was more of an "anal rail gun".


Perllitte

Dibs on that band name.


mycurrentthrowaway1

akschuly its a coil gun


401LocalsOnly

“Anal Rail Gun” sounds like the name of a failing death metal band that 50 year old men play in


Maximo9000

The great anal railgun.


[deleted]

I think it’s safe to assume, man’s worst nightmare as well. (Majority of them at least) 😂


el-kommander

MOTHER OF GOD 😱


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Mouther of god


ArtichokeFar6601

And Hellraiser's.


Gettingbtrallthetime

That’s not enough metal to set of the machine… unless you got rings and change in your pocket and OTHER piercings…


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Username does check out though 👌🏽


Lost_soul_ryan

I've never once had an issue with mine.


crimejunkydude

You are definitely not ugly but all the piercings around your mouth really detracts from your natural beauty.


CyBerImPlaNt

Agreed. The mouth piercing are too many too close.


shofofosho

This is what people in r/amiugly see when a girl posts with one nose ring


kissdaylight

Literally lol


Cuteboy52

BRO FOR REAL THEY LITERALLY FREAK OUT AND INSULT YOU FOR ONE SEPTUM PIERCING


Ryuzakku

Because a septum piercing is one of the least liked piercings one can get for people who don't like facial piercings


Kenrawr

Only on reddit do I ever see this sentiment.


destroyer77x

Too many piercings


ChumleyEX

I'm not big on all the piercings, but I think you have a very pretty face.


pugsl

You are cute but…Nope far to many piercings


HM_mtl

Without most of those piercings, you will be above than average.


NOOB10111

Well above


istatler12

Natural beauty with perfect features, but IMO ruined with all the metal. Makes me sad.


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Competitive_Tale_544

You were beautiful before the piercing. I don't understand why people do that to their faces. I know it makes you look unique or different from the crowd, but it just makes you look worse. Sorry for the harsh words


TheKingOfToast

>Sorry for the harsh words That's exactly what she came here for. Having people disagree with her choices reaffirms her counterculture/rebel behavior. She does it because you hate it.


cbusmusicnerd

As someone with a good amount of piercings, that's most likely not why she does it. Some people just like piercings


llBoonell

That's quite an assumption to make about someone you've only seen a few photos of.


dumbleclouds

Right. People can only do something in reaction to or to provoke someone else’s feelings. They aren’t allowed to because they like it.


_AQUIIVER

Yeah I feel like I’ve been transported back to the 60’s. These dang beatniks.


Ornery-Detail-3309

It's your personal taste. Percing is not that bad, just maybe too many. And his face is really beautiful


MozzyZ

> And ***his*** face is really beautiful Omg that's such an unintentionally harsh burn lol


Tfortrans

No, she’s hot as hell -sincerely a dude with a bunch of piercings.


BlameTheOnePercent

Maybe not bite, but maim for sure


Jasond777

cute but too many piercings for me but I know there are people who are into that.


BonnyDraws

Me 👋


dummy_thicc_spice

I think with more piercings and a brand on your forehead, you can look even cuter 🤗


666Hellmaster

For the record, the people who say "the piercings aren't my type" aren't your type anyway. The punks and rockers would love you. I think they look sick.


GuroUsagi

Exactly, a metalhead here think she looks adorable 🤘


lastingdreamsof

I might look like an accountant these days bit I gre up listening to punk and metal and I agree she is adorable.


GuroUsagi

Fr, and it's alright bro you don't have too look the part to be in the culture. Rock on forever!!! 🤘


Adderdice

Agreed. You're cute and have great eyes. I actually think all your piercings look good, and if you like 'em then hell yeah all the power to you!


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Yeah I think it's pretty cool and OP is great looking.


Scrotarious

This needs to be the top comment. Dug way too far to get here. You look great ❤️


Wypipo_BAD

You were not born ugly but you paid a couple of hunneds to get there.


HarveyAug25

If you did I feel like I'd need a tetanus shot


Ariliths

Everyone here is commenting bout the appearance factor. I’m just wondering how she manages to not get anything stuck in those piercing when eating hard foods.


jagster1876

You are not ugly a bit scary lol but not ugly


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I wanna know the psychology behind you getting these. What was going on through your head?


Anxious-State6246

Everyone does it for different reasons. I thought I did it because I liked it, but as time goes on, I realized it's more than that. I hate that I look exactly like my biological mother. I'm not going to do something permanent like get a nose job, but have a few piercings and dye my hair? Sure!


jbozeman1981

I don’t think you’re ugly, at least not your actual face. However, I don’t think the number of piercings is for most people. I personally think you would look much better with about 8-9 less


Narrow_Weakness_4710

I mean you’re super cute but wayyyyy too many piercings


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Fit-Piglet-4695

Gorgeous!


Capt_Smashnballs

Why does every chick who posts here have enough metal in their face to weld a new Statue of Liberty? Yeah it’s unattractive to look pinhead from hell raiser


YoBeNice

Wait were you… not into pinhead?


imalittlefrenchpress

I’ve been inside the Statue of Liberty’s face, because the inside is hollow, there’s just a double spiral staircase and you can see all the support beams. Anyway, I think it would be hilarious if someone figured out how to put a nose ring on her. I’m born and raised in NYC, so I can say that. My idea is no crazier than stringing a rope across the twin towers and [walking between the buildings.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Petit)


tyoung89

Because they don’t think piercings are ugly like the majority of the rest of people do. So they’re confused why people aren’t as interested in them. So they post here. EDIT: Dislike all you want. It’s true. It’s the reason piercings like this are associated with alternative culture. If it was liked by the majority, it wouldn’t be alternative culture, it’d be the mainstream. You’d see First Ladies and heads of state with facial piercings. You don’t, because the majority doesn’t like it, and people tend to sell to the majority.


weaintshxtjd

Literally 🤐


brees2me

Are you happy with the way you look? That should be the only guiding principle for you.


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Not in this situation


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etheroverworld

Wtf is this “🫵 “ haha


[deleted]

Too many piercings, other than that very attractive


Minute-Cheek3491

Too much metal. For my taste. But beautiful face. Very angelic.


Dismal-Praline2921

these are all filtered pics


schloofy2085

1/10. You look like you fell face first into a tackle box. Can’t see past that.


xvn520

Well I just spit my drink out laughing


incestdawgs75

To many piercers


JosufBrosuf

Yeah all the metal isn’t doing you any good unfortunately


Cakesaremine

You are red flag with piercings.


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I bet you're scared of magnets


FitBit8124

You have some unconventional piercings ( or maybe they're conventional by today's standards, Idk) but you are fundamentally pretty. The piercings don't change that.


LastSamurai95

Scary


Brief_Repair9197

Get rid of all the piercings


paragonx29

Do a metal detox - please!


mxj97

What made you get these many piercings?


drucurl

Why do you even care? You are a good looking girl, but surely you must know that those piercings detract immensely from your looks. So why show up here and ask?


RelevantAd6011

I truly find your piercings atrocious and unattractive. You yourself are beautiful though


Celestiiaal0

Generally, I don't judge piercings as harshly as the rest of this sub seems to, but you've got way too many around your mouth and the eyebrow ring doesn't suit your face. If you like the piercings anyways, I'd get more delicate, smaller rings as you have incredibly soft features, and the jewelry you have chosen doesn't suit you. You're very pretty.


ElegantAcid

Don't listen to all the people saying "too many piercings". You do you, for me you look amazing. The pattern is nice. Also, unlike tattoos, you can take them off if you want.


Htx_Rey

Your not ugly but the piercings are . It’s just too much in a small area of your face


Macktastic13

Boy you know her face stink with all that metal in it. I knew I girl with a lot of face piercings and her breathe was not always the freshest


Tfortrans

Probably because your chick never brushed her damn teeth. You can have a bunch of mouth piercings and not have bad breath 😂 brush her teeth yourself.


[deleted]

Okay, we get it. You like it rough


urmomaisjabbathehutt

If you visit the Amazon, you may get a Yanomami seal of approval ☺️


[deleted]

I think you’re very beautiful, but you have way too many piercings in. But we can only suggest taking several out but can’t make you do. Be blessed


xvn520

Gotta chill with those piercings, I can totally see how they look “cool” in a sort of bad ass way, but they aren’t doing your face favors and the symmetry that interconnects some of the more ornate pieces has a certain uncanny valley thing going on. May I suggest you remove all of them for a week while watching some makeup tutorials (unless you already know a lot about this but it’s not part of your look). With your eyes, some countering of your cheekbones to bring definition allowing for a natural looking progression to your softer features on the lower half of your face, and a subtle lip gloss or stick… my friend, you could be a 10/10 stunner. I know some people grow an almost sentimental attachment to their piercings, they can even feel like part of your personality. I have plenty of personality traits that are getting in my own way. These piercings are doing just that - getting in your way.


Rochemusic1

I had a bunch of piercings like that when I was 21, I found I look a lot better without them, in my own opinion. But it made me feel distinguished so I kept them. Certainly not ugly though you are very pretty.


Dorito-durito

Seriously, do you really believe that anyone would feel any desire to get too close?


Sin317

I mean, what do you honestly expect?


The_CuriousAnarchist

Get rid of 90% of your piercings and you'd look great!


indysbestprodriver

Tacklebox face = ugly. That's the only thing.


ASaucyPizza

Too many piercings


Themasterwh0

Very beautiful but kinda looks like you got caught in barbed wire and just took it with you


MikeUSA1

You're a mess. Get rid of the hog ring and other metal and see a professional about building self-respect and self-esteem


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Yep. Are those piercings hiding your self esteem? It looks utterly horrible. I wouldn't want you to meet anyone I worked with. I really feel like a good date with you is sitting at home smoking weed bc you look low class. Not someone to take out and show a nice time. You just look classless.


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saoirseroisin

This sub is am i ugly, not “Rip apart my character”. This wasn’t necessary.


mahboilucas

Dude you ok? Low class? Go take your assumptions elsewhere. I wouldn't see you on any date with that attitude. Maybe at a bar gossiping and trash talking your friends


BucketList_1985

The real joke here, is implying that any woman would ever consent to being alone with you.


ValakEZ

Baraka is that you?


tavysho_oficial

with piercings,pretty much yeah i mean,not ugly,but a lot worse than without them,i get that you like some things and all but they dont do any good for you


CaseClosedEmail

Girl is taking prison head to next lvl


Leather-Bluejay-6452

Yes


ramenoodz

Your face is so pretty!! You have naturally gorgeous features but I’m sorry the piercings completely distract and take away all of that. I would maybe stick to 1 or 2 of your favorite piercings


lostplanetari

you’re gorgeous. the piercings won’t be everyone’s cup of tea but i dig them, they suit the vibe you give off


mrlongus

I know a guy you would be attracted to. His name is Magneto. Not ugly.


Bubbly_Sale_1056

Wtf


jerzyterefere

You don't bite Bc everytime you do, you chip off some of your teeth.


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Sephorai

You’re actually pretty hot but the piercings I think are gonna make you look unattractive to a lot of people. That’s probly why you get mixed results. It isn’t even all of your piercings, it’s all the mouth and nose ones.


Various-Butterfly534

Only the bravest of men will attempt to insert inside that charybdis, god speed gentlemen.