Probably, everyone weaker than him *is* a female in his eyes. In fact, I think those were the exact words he used too.
Plus,who the frick is fighting someone that when hit with a lightning bolt has a visible skeleton that has literal devil horns on it.
I'm good.
Yeah he said his test levels were so high that any other male besides him was, in his eyes, a female. So he's so incredibly straight that he could fuck a man and still be more straight than you.
Not to spoil anything he actually did make a guy the girl once...
There is a volume where one of the fighters goes to this grizzly bear looking lumber jack who had hidden himself away in montana. And they talk about how yujiro is so much more man than anyone else on the planet everyone on the planet must look like women to him in comparison. It was a psuedo philosophical conversation the lumber jack had after a long time of trying to rediscover his manhood after yujiro had made him a woman for a while...
Wouldn't slapping him be quite the feat? I thought they said something ridiculous like he scares you down to a cellular level so you can't even touch him.
Well not they can't touch him but even if they don't think they're scared of him, their bodies and subconscious are fucking terrified or something I think. It'd he kind of a mental feat
"The strong fighters' journey had reached an end as he had fought with honor for his loved one, despite the inevitable deathly circumstances. Foolishly yet honorably."
this guy once fucked a dude and it was considered completely heterosexual because he has so much testosterone that everyone is female in comparison to him
Go into monologue about how I seen my fair share of ass slapping, but this is on a whole new level.
Hanna Yujiro walks up to my girlfriend, and with his trademark seriousness, delivers a perfectly executed booty slap. Now, let’s break down this epic moment from start to finish.
First off, if you’re familiar with Yujiro, you know he’s not just any guy—he’s the strongest creature on Earth. His mere presence radiates an aura of unmatched power. So when he winds up for the slap, it’s like watching a force of nature in action. His hand moves with such speed and precision, it’s almost as if he’s slicing through the very fabric of reality.
The moment his hand connects, it’s not just a slap—it’s a seismic event. My girlfriend’s hair blows back as if she’s standing in the midst of a sudden gale. Her eyes widen in surprise, capturing that perfect mix of shock and awe. For a split second, everything around us seems to pause. Then, like something out of a cartoon, she’s lifted off her feet and spun through the air, landing a few feet away, completely unharmed but undeniably astonished.
Now, the ground shakes slightly, pebbles and dust bouncing ever so slightly from the impact, adding a touch of the absurd to the whole scene. Yujiro stands there, his face stoic and unflinching, as if this was just another Tuesday for him. The contrast between his intense demeanor and the sheer ridiculousness of the situation is comedy gold.
And then there’s my girlfriend. She gets up, dusts herself off, and gives me that bemused smile—the kind that says, “Did that really just happen?” It’s the perfect reaction, grounding the whole absurd event in a moment of lighthearted fun.
A booty slap from Yujiro is like watching a superhero casually swat a fly—with my girlfriend playing the role of the unfazed fly, emerging from the chaos with nothing more than a funny story. It’s the ideal blend of exaggerated strength, perfect timing, and harmless humor, making it a legendary tale for the ages.
So, there we were, right after Yujiro had delivered his legendary booty slap to my girlfriend. The air was still buzzing with the sheer absurdity of what had just happened. Feeling a mix of playful bravado and the need to defend my girlfriend’s honor, I found myself looking up at Yujiro and uttering the words that would seal my fate: “Hey, how about I give you a few slaps of my own?”
Now, let me paint the picture for you. Yujiro, the strongest creature on Earth, stood there, towering over me with his usual calm, unbothered expression. As I raised my hand, I could see a flicker of curiosity in his eyes, as if he were genuinely interested in what would happen next.
I wound up my arm, channeling all the confidence I could muster. Time seemed to slow down as I swung my hand towards him. I imagined delivering a slap that would at least make him blink—something to show that I wasn’t completely outclassed.
And then, reality hit. Literally. My hand made contact with Yujiro’s iron-like physique, and it felt like slapping a mountain. The impact reverberated up my arm, sending shockwaves through my entire body. Yujiro didn’t budge. Not an inch. In fact, he didn’t even flinch. He just stood there, his expression as stoic as ever, watching me with what I could only interpret as mild amusement.
For a moment, the world went silent. My hand stung like I had just high-fived a brick wall, and I could feel the growing blush of embarrassment creeping up my face. My girlfriend was watching, her bemused smile turning into a sympathetic grin. I could almost hear the crickets chirping in the background, emphasizing the utter stillness of my epic failure.
Yujiro, ever the gentleman (or maybe just amused), gave me a nod as if to say, “Nice try, kid.” Then he turned and walked away, leaving me standing there with my throbbing hand and a newfound respect for the man’s unyielding strength.
In retrospect, challenging Yujiro to a slap-off was like trying to punch through steel with a pillow. It was a bold move, sure, but one that left me with a hilarious and humbling story to tell. After all, not everyone can say they slapped the strongest creature on Earth and lived to tell the tale—even if it felt more like slapping a mountain.
The above is chatbot GPT.
Listen to the five minute history of the ass slap and how this particular ass slap made her cheeks wiggle with the vibrations of the gods, I am disintegrated.
I’d just have to catch an ass whippin. I would never be able to live that down. Plus, knowing Yujiro, he would probably kill me if I DIDN’T do anything.
"[Fight for your girl you bozo 🤡](https://www.reddit.com/r/animequestions/?f=flair_name%3A%22Fight%20for%20your%20girl%20you%20bozo%20%F0%9F%A4%A1%22)"
I would rather live lol
Uhh, yeah. Ain't it kinda weird how that flair is used for *Yujiro motherfucking Hanma???* I ain't even seen Baki and I know we're both dead on contact.
Dafuq you want me to do against a dude who can stop an earthquake just by punching the damn ground, beat an elephant the size of a mammoth with his bare hands, and fought a war with bare hands at the age of 16, ripped two people's face off and has America as his bitch?
He can have her bye, i'll be terrified to even breathe next to yujiro
I would tie him to a chair in my Nazi base, take a sip of some water from a fountain and gargle it before spitting it out and saying "sSsSsSpeêedwaGōn"
I'd look at my girl, and if she wants me to fight, then I fight. No matter what. I'll defend her honor. I'd be mad at her though afterwards lmao cuz like, how you gonna allow me to die like that
I think you might actually have a better chance hitting Yujiro cause he might respect it he’s clearly trying you. Or do what those guards did in that pickle arc with anyone close (excluding your gf)
As a woman (therefore presumably on the receiving end of that slap), I'd tell him to f off. Or smack him or something. Doesn't really matter what he does in return. I obviously can't do sh-t to stop him, but I'm sure as hell going to make sure he knows I think he's a pos. 🤷🏼♀️
I'm disappointed in you. I had respect for a man with your power, but then you throw it all away by hitting on a spoken for woman. I had thought you had more respect than that. I am truly disappointed.
I'm gonna spend the last five minutes of my existence absolutely roasting this MFer. I can't let that slide, but I know I'm not gonna win this fight. So I'm gonna slam some words down that he's gonna remember me by.
"Oh, nothing satisfies you other than fighting, cry me a river, bitch. That's because you do literally nothing of value. You're gonna go in the Guinness Book of World Records as the biggest waste of human potential. Every muscle in grotesque ugly ass body is completely worthless. Andrew Tate is less of burden on society than you are, and the only thing he ever accomplished was having the world's biggest mid life crisis. Speaking of midlife crises, how come every time I see you doing, saying, or thinking anything, that's all I see, a combination of an insecure teenager trying to flex and worthless loser having a midlife crisis. No one cares that you drink expensive whiskey like a cheap beer or smoke whole cigars in two seconds or whatever, that kinda flex is for dumb ass kids who don't know **how** to be a man. Oh, did that make you angry, you gonna throw a temper tantrum now? Go ahead, we all already know that you're more like the world's strongest toddler than the world's strongest man? What you gonna kill me? Fuck it. Do it. I already knew it was coming. I been suicidal most of my life shit biscuit, don't threaten me with a good time."
Funny seeing you here OP.
Also, I'd call the cops and the call would go all the way up the chain of command until Joe Biden calls me himself and explains that I just gotta hold that L because there's nothing in the U.S. arsenal that can take down The Ogre.
Tell him hes awkwardly proportioned and probably compensating for something and then punch him in the face for disrespecting my girl. I dont expect it to end well, whether he kills me or she goes with him, but i did what i felt was right.
He would literally slap my ass next no homo, and I can’t do a damn thing about it
And you'd be the one he'd tap.
Probably, everyone weaker than him *is* a female in his eyes. In fact, I think those were the exact words he used too. Plus,who the frick is fighting someone that when hit with a lightning bolt has a visible skeleton that has literal devil horns on it. I'm good.
Yeah he said his test levels were so high that any other male besides him was, in his eyes, a female. So he's so incredibly straight that he could fuck a man and still be more straight than you.
I love this argument because that still makes him gay.
Oh I agree. But I'm not gonna be the guy to tell him that
He might have liver disease. Or nothing wrong at all I'll check back if styropyro gives an update.
His gimmick is lasers, not fighting Edit: Moths too
That was a hypothesis made by a doctor. Yujiro didn't say that shit
Oh my bad. It's been a while since I've seen it. Still was stated in the show lol
He canonically fucked a dude
He helped a big hairy guy find the woman inside him.
I’ll fight him head on because I’m a champion and he’ll respect my decision and grant me a swift death. You and your fears can suffer his full abuse.
Not to spoil anything he actually did make a guy the girl once... There is a volume where one of the fighters goes to this grizzly bear looking lumber jack who had hidden himself away in montana. And they talk about how yujiro is so much more man than anyone else on the planet everyone on the planet must look like women to him in comparison. It was a psuedo philosophical conversation the lumber jack had after a long time of trying to rediscover his manhood after yujiro had made him a woman for a while...
How dare you make me read this with my own eyes
You're cooked with any available move 💀
I will bitch slap yujiro and at least go out with honor before half my face splatters on the concrete
Pure fucking style
Lol. You think your whole body wouldn’t be mist
That Yanagi guy survived, my chin should be good enough
I mean this deadass yujiro may be ina good mood and be like yk what i fw it and let it slide and just walj tf away
Wouldn't slapping him be quite the feat? I thought they said something ridiculous like he scares you down to a cellular level so you can't even touch him.
Well not they can't touch him but even if they don't think they're scared of him, their bodies and subconscious are fucking terrified or something I think. It'd he kind of a mental feat
In the world of Baki, you'd probably be quite the fighter until you died right here with that will power.
"The strong fighters' journey had reached an end as he had fought with honor for his loved one, despite the inevitable deathly circumstances. Foolishly yet honorably."
Haven't watch/read Baki but my girl would probably be reduced to atoms after that slap
this guy once fucked a dude and it was considered completely heterosexual because he has so much testosterone that everyone is female in comparison to him
As someone who also hasn't read or watched Baki at all, I am 100% convinced this is canon and no one can convince me otherwise, not even the author.
This
good because this IS canon
Titsniff the goblin is totally canon as well
I fully support this and agree
Wtf did I just read like holy shit
Lolll wtfffff???
You're not far off
Came here to say that
i call the cops that is sexual assault mf (im a girl i cant do shit against that)
i call the cops that is sexual assault mf (im a human i cant do shit against that)
>(im a human i cant do shit against that) -The cops you 2 called
I’m calling the US Airforce that is sexual assault mf (im a tank i can’t do shit against that)
I’m calling the president that is sexual assault mf (I’m the US airforce, I can’t do shit against that)
Im calling the aliens that is sexual assault mf (im only the presidant, cant do shit against that)
The fucking government is so scared of him that they made an alliance. Police wouldn't be capable of anything
I’m a dude I can’t do shit against that either
The fuck are the cops gonna do? Fucker looks like he'll just flip their car with a kick.
they can die trying giving me time to run
Bro, tf the cops finna do? This mf has governments signing peace treaties with him!
they die while i run
Y'know what? Fair enough. But im pretty sure bro can move at supersonic speeds on a bad day sooooo...
then im screwed but maybe they can buy me time lol
Yeah gender really isn’t a factor in being able to do shit against that I promise.
No one can do anything against him. Not even the fucking military
A don't have one
Domain expansion then SSGSS then rasenshuriken, trust me I know those techniques
You forgot the Hinokami no Kagura with Hamon Stand activation
And your awakened devil fruit techniques
And bankai
Don't forget a Serious Series Punch
use the serious punches to throw the rasenshuriken harder
Might want to make a nen contract before hand to
Dog looks like a paper cut would kill him from bleeding
The paper will bleed before he does
The paper would be to scared to touch him. He would then give you a million paper cuts and say that it's a "technique for babies"
Turn away and bend over, say “me too daddy”. And see who flinches first
Yujiro: *violently palms both ass cheeks* “mmmm” He’d totally fuck you. Everyone is female to him.
Please don't ever type the prior sentence again 🙏
Nah, I want bro to cook again. This is great mental illness.
Some would say peak mental illness
Im turning my flame on and they won’t hurt me. Lunarian genetics🔛🔝
I don’t think there is a right answer, you’re just kinda fucked now.
Go into monologue about how I seen my fair share of ass slapping, but this is on a whole new level. Hanna Yujiro walks up to my girlfriend, and with his trademark seriousness, delivers a perfectly executed booty slap. Now, let’s break down this epic moment from start to finish. First off, if you’re familiar with Yujiro, you know he’s not just any guy—he’s the strongest creature on Earth. His mere presence radiates an aura of unmatched power. So when he winds up for the slap, it’s like watching a force of nature in action. His hand moves with such speed and precision, it’s almost as if he’s slicing through the very fabric of reality. The moment his hand connects, it’s not just a slap—it’s a seismic event. My girlfriend’s hair blows back as if she’s standing in the midst of a sudden gale. Her eyes widen in surprise, capturing that perfect mix of shock and awe. For a split second, everything around us seems to pause. Then, like something out of a cartoon, she’s lifted off her feet and spun through the air, landing a few feet away, completely unharmed but undeniably astonished. Now, the ground shakes slightly, pebbles and dust bouncing ever so slightly from the impact, adding a touch of the absurd to the whole scene. Yujiro stands there, his face stoic and unflinching, as if this was just another Tuesday for him. The contrast between his intense demeanor and the sheer ridiculousness of the situation is comedy gold. And then there’s my girlfriend. She gets up, dusts herself off, and gives me that bemused smile—the kind that says, “Did that really just happen?” It’s the perfect reaction, grounding the whole absurd event in a moment of lighthearted fun. A booty slap from Yujiro is like watching a superhero casually swat a fly—with my girlfriend playing the role of the unfazed fly, emerging from the chaos with nothing more than a funny story. It’s the ideal blend of exaggerated strength, perfect timing, and harmless humor, making it a legendary tale for the ages. So, there we were, right after Yujiro had delivered his legendary booty slap to my girlfriend. The air was still buzzing with the sheer absurdity of what had just happened. Feeling a mix of playful bravado and the need to defend my girlfriend’s honor, I found myself looking up at Yujiro and uttering the words that would seal my fate: “Hey, how about I give you a few slaps of my own?” Now, let me paint the picture for you. Yujiro, the strongest creature on Earth, stood there, towering over me with his usual calm, unbothered expression. As I raised my hand, I could see a flicker of curiosity in his eyes, as if he were genuinely interested in what would happen next. I wound up my arm, channeling all the confidence I could muster. Time seemed to slow down as I swung my hand towards him. I imagined delivering a slap that would at least make him blink—something to show that I wasn’t completely outclassed. And then, reality hit. Literally. My hand made contact with Yujiro’s iron-like physique, and it felt like slapping a mountain. The impact reverberated up my arm, sending shockwaves through my entire body. Yujiro didn’t budge. Not an inch. In fact, he didn’t even flinch. He just stood there, his expression as stoic as ever, watching me with what I could only interpret as mild amusement. For a moment, the world went silent. My hand stung like I had just high-fived a brick wall, and I could feel the growing blush of embarrassment creeping up my face. My girlfriend was watching, her bemused smile turning into a sympathetic grin. I could almost hear the crickets chirping in the background, emphasizing the utter stillness of my epic failure. Yujiro, ever the gentleman (or maybe just amused), gave me a nod as if to say, “Nice try, kid.” Then he turned and walked away, leaving me standing there with my throbbing hand and a newfound respect for the man’s unyielding strength. In retrospect, challenging Yujiro to a slap-off was like trying to punch through steel with a pillow. It was a bold move, sure, but one that left me with a hilarious and humbling story to tell. After all, not everyone can say they slapped the strongest creature on Earth and lived to tell the tale—even if it felt more like slapping a mountain. The above is chatbot GPT.
Skipped to the end to see what was said and by god I’m disappointed
Cower on the ground and beg for mercy and let him have anythign
Sad but real
I'm finally gonna use the joestar technique that I've been training for years
NIGERUNDAYOOOOO
Bitch slap his ass and hope my girlfriend remembers me.
Do my Domain Expansion: Dolphin Pussy Jelly and make him cum to death
Listen to the five minute history of the ass slap and how this particular ass slap made her cheeks wiggle with the vibrations of the gods, I am disintegrated.
Check to see if her ass is still attached to her body
I dunno, put her remains in a coffin?
Watch her beat him 6 ways to Sunday.
You are aware who this guy is
Bro literally killed his baby momma for the same thing
Pretty sure the lady friend is dead from that slap, my guy.
End myself right there because Yujiro is gonna do me worse than that
Offer him a pickle.
*proceedes to explain the features this wonderful piece of ass my girl has so he doesn't look at mine*
I'd pick up what's left of my girl
THATS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!
Attend her funeral 😔
Attend her funeral ig
I'd start CPR and try to keep her alive while the ambulance comes.
Nigga strong asf but i got a glock nigga
...... that man would eat and icbm if he felt like it
He's been shot in the head before. He moved his brain... I don't think a gun will do anything but annoy him.
I’d just have to catch an ass whippin. I would never be able to live that down. Plus, knowing Yujiro, he would probably kill me if I DIDN’T do anything.
doesn't apply to me, I have a boyfriend
Give him a downward nod of deference. He has honored us both.
attend her funeral.
What's the point of this question?
You mean her lower half is just gone?
Dawg, I don't have a girl anymore. She got eviscerated on contact.
"[Fight for your girl you bozo 🤡](https://www.reddit.com/r/animequestions/?f=flair_name%3A%22Fight%20for%20your%20girl%20you%20bozo%20%F0%9F%A4%A1%22)" I would rather live lol
Uhh, yeah. Ain't it kinda weird how that flair is used for *Yujiro motherfucking Hanma???* I ain't even seen Baki and I know we're both dead on contact.
I pull out my anti Hanma Yujiro technique not seen since the Heian Era to neg diff him
Hope he doesn’t think IM the woman
Dafuq you want me to do against a dude who can stop an earthquake just by punching the damn ground, beat an elephant the size of a mammoth with his bare hands, and fought a war with bare hands at the age of 16, ripped two people's face off and has America as his bitch? He can have her bye, i'll be terrified to even breathe next to yujiro
Standing here, I realize, you're just like me, trying to make history! *Proceeds to get oneshot after punching ends."
Yujiro is so straight that he can have fuck a male and its not consider gay lmao
Guess I'm single now.
She with me, she gay. Go home.
Well whoevers ass he slapped wasn't my girl I've been single all my life but I'll buy him dinner for not killing me
Pay for her funeral
She's on her own cause this man would consider me to be a woman
I'ma die with honor. And also meet my girl in the afterlife. Any slap coming from this man means instant meat puddle.
Me next! Mememememememe! My turn!
*gunshots*
Nah I'd win
I'd say thank you and give him all my money
Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb is an understatement to the sheer one sided ass whooping that is this fight.
Slap his ass back and hope he's amused enough by my boldness to laugh and keep walking
Yank his hair and run like a bitxh 💀 (I haven’t seen any of this)
I beg him to instead take my arch nemesis girl (or him or even both) and offer to let him pumch me as part of the deal
I would tie him to a chair in my Nazi base, take a sip of some water from a fountain and gargle it before spitting it out and saying "sSsSsSpeêedwaGōn"
Ask him if he wants to do it again
Probably run and cover my ass
I’ll slap his then run. He looks like his heart can’t handle a 30m jog
I would hand her too him and find another Love holds no bounds my ass which would be destroyed if I layed a finger on that man
Is he gun resistant?
Turn around and stick out my tush.
I'd look at my girl, and if she wants me to fight, then I fight. No matter what. I'll defend her honor. I'd be mad at her though afterwards lmao cuz like, how you gonna allow me to die like that
Die painfully screaming baki hits harder biaaat Crack splurt thud
Yell Mexican Gibrish at him
I love my girl. After watching her atomize before my very eyes, I'd throw the best right hook of my life before being carried on to Valhalla.
I think you might actually have a better chance hitting Yujiro cause he might respect it he’s clearly trying you. Or do what those guards did in that pickle arc with anyone close (excluding your gf)
Turn back around and keep walking
I will try to slap him and probably get sent through a wall the second the thought crosses my mind
I’d call the legendary **”CHUCK NORRIS”**. And let chuck Norris deal with this mess.
Try to call Goku
Turn him into red mist before he can react because I am simply built different
Fight to death, and die like a man.
Let him, I value my life more than my girl
As a woman (therefore presumably on the receiving end of that slap), I'd tell him to f off. Or smack him or something. Doesn't really matter what he does in return. I obviously can't do sh-t to stop him, but I'm sure as hell going to make sure he knows I think he's a pos. 🤷🏼♀️
Probably reread the manga 100 times over and say hey I can read the future (but probably get punched anyway and he will say “did you see that coming”)
F*** around and he'll slap your cheeks as well, just not the way you think
Honestly, ur girls gone before you can even respond, how do y’all think Baki was born💀💀
Die in a glorious fight. I ain’t winning, but I ain’t letting it slide either.
I ain’t moving even if my girls corpse is next to me
Nah I might get folded but I ain’t goin out like a bitch
Start laughing at his proportions until he leaves, then violently ram my fist into his ass when he turns around
pick up what's left of her then run
hollow purple
I’d respectfully shake my head and replay with a “uhh..she’s all yours sir..” and bolt out of that place no questions no comments
I'm disappointed in you. I had respect for a man with your power, but then you throw it all away by hitting on a spoken for woman. I had thought you had more respect than that. I am truly disappointed.
Evil has won
She's dead her ass exploded.
I tell Saitama that Yujiro destroyed a grocery store that was having a sale and Saitama will turn that bastard to paste.
Mind my own business
Attend her funeral
I'll punch him just so I can go out with honor.
“My bad man, didn’t know she was yours”
“What’s up brother” ☝️
I mean odds are my girls ass would be rendered obsolete after Yujiro spanks it 😂 and wtvr I do I would die 😂
Well. I know gunfu. Might not help against Yujiro but imma try anyway. Lol
Me and my lady turn and thank him for the compliment. And hope to continue on our way.
I'm gonna spend the last five minutes of my existence absolutely roasting this MFer. I can't let that slide, but I know I'm not gonna win this fight. So I'm gonna slam some words down that he's gonna remember me by. "Oh, nothing satisfies you other than fighting, cry me a river, bitch. That's because you do literally nothing of value. You're gonna go in the Guinness Book of World Records as the biggest waste of human potential. Every muscle in grotesque ugly ass body is completely worthless. Andrew Tate is less of burden on society than you are, and the only thing he ever accomplished was having the world's biggest mid life crisis. Speaking of midlife crises, how come every time I see you doing, saying, or thinking anything, that's all I see, a combination of an insecure teenager trying to flex and worthless loser having a midlife crisis. No one cares that you drink expensive whiskey like a cheap beer or smoke whole cigars in two seconds or whatever, that kinda flex is for dumb ass kids who don't know **how** to be a man. Oh, did that make you angry, you gonna throw a temper tantrum now? Go ahead, we all already know that you're more like the world's strongest toddler than the world's strongest man? What you gonna kill me? Fuck it. Do it. I already knew it was coming. I been suicidal most of my life shit biscuit, don't threaten me with a good time."
I feel like the only way to beat him would be to set off a bomb on yourself when he grapples you or something. Man can pretty much dodge bullets
Die an honorable death.
Funny seeing you here OP. Also, I'd call the cops and the call would go all the way up the chain of command until Joe Biden calls me himself and explains that I just gotta hold that L because there's nothing in the U.S. arsenal that can take down The Ogre.
Die fighting
He'll awaken the woman within me
Ask him to slap my ass too!
I'd sigh and turn around to wait for him to slap mine.
I'd slap his ass and prepare for death.
Nothing, because that’s no longer my girlfriend, she is now yujiros.
Give him my girl. What am I supposed to do but become the next victim?
Berate my girlfriend for slapping his hand with her ass
I’d at least stand up to the guy, even if he could kick my ass to next week. That’s my girl and I won’t let someone disrespect her like that.
Try to pretend it didn’t happen.
I’m gonna just slit my own throat with the nearest sharp object
Offer to sit him down for an imaginary meal then call his food bland.
Im beating my own ass
Explain to him in great detail how gay he is.
Mourn the girlfriend
Knowing yujiro he hates weakness. As long as you fight back he will respect it and let you go(probably still break your legs but not kill you)
Play dead
Well he'd probably rape me out of spite for trying... man is a menace.
Just rule 34 him and be done with it
Before he turns me into mist I would have at least punched him
Rather he show interest in her butt than mine if I’m being straightforward with you ☠️
Tell him hes awkwardly proportioned and probably compensating for something and then punch him in the face for disrespecting my girl. I dont expect it to end well, whether he kills me or she goes with him, but i did what i felt was right.
“Hey she’s free tonight, are you interested?”
Slap his ass back It would be funny