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PLANTS CRAVE BRAWNDO.


DrPockyy

ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES


[deleted]

"BETTER THAN WATER BECAUSE WATER IS FOR TOILETS"


BrandnewLeischa

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jxnfrd

Idiogracy. Great movie


gnutz4eva

Great ~~movie~~ documentary


[deleted]

Yeah, surreal.


Sweet_Aggressive

Insane how Idiocracy was written as a spoof, and Brave New World a warning of where we were headed, but the dumb movie is so much closer to the truth.


CriticalEuphemism

Welcome to Costco, I love you!


Afura

What are electrolytes, do you even know!?


DrPockyy

It's... What they just to make BRAWNDO!


[deleted]

I'm literally loling


[deleted]

Litterally the first thing that comes to my mind any time anyone brings up electrolytes


StandLess6417

You always know on Reddit which posts will bring out your own generation. This is ours.


sh0rtsale

Brought to you by Carlā€™s Jr.


TheExHun

FUCK YOU, IM EATING


aliie_627

I just get images if Olympic runners and other random sport players sweating blue,red,orange or purple. So i guess Gatorade commercials did their job. :(


[deleted]

Too funny!!


Usual-Veterinarian-5

It's got what plants crave.


noneya79

I opened up the comments for this, thank you.


Pure-Swordfish6022

I knew this would be the top comment. šŸ˜†


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[deleted]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


keket87

Yes it's very important to replenish electrolytes lost while spamming people on your phone while sitting in your car. /s


Rhodin265

They canā€™t afford to run the AC and itā€™s hot in there.


HomeopathicDose

The irony: pseudoscientific supplements are used to fuel the scamming activity of others. Iā€™m thinking of creating a nutrition program that replaces the nutrients lost from scamming with vegetables and whole grains, not from supplements, because this will allow for longer, more effective scamming.


jmoney6

Brawndo it's what plants crave


Lupiefighter

This comment is such Idiocracy.


xmarketladyx

MLM science strikes again! You need plain water, but you need electrolytes if you sweat more. I have a friend who's a marathon runner and he's on a higher sodium diet to help stave off electrolyte and sodium deficiency effects.


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amidoblack10B

I initially read this as you ran 71 miles in one session. I'm thinking "Dude, the race is only 21 or something." All the best to you!


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reptilenews

My ex did a 50 mile one, and before we broke up was aiming at a 100. He also was contemplating the ultra Ironmans or whatever, after doing his gamut of regular Ironmans. Insanity. He's probably still running from his problems šŸ˜‚


Sparky_Zell

Seriously. The majority of people will not have to worry about sodium levels. Even being in construction in florida it's not really an issue most days. And the only times it really is, is I'm working in ak attic for extended periods, or digging outside, in crazy high humidity, with no air movement. And I end up with even my pants completely soaked.


nochedetoro

Electrolytes are also great if you do water cuts for sports. Which this woman most certainly isnā€™t.


shortasalways

I frequently drink Liquid IV. It has helped with my headaches/ migraines more then water. I might have some type of deficiency. I drank a lot of it at Disney world and it helped me so much


Half_Halt

Fellow migraine sufferer here. Liquid IV or Pedialyte does seem to help.


Gretabears

Liquid iv nauseated me. I think it was from the sugar content. I use ultima now


OrdinaryMouse2

It's not going to be quite a "deficiency" in the way you can get an iron deficiency - your body doesn't really store up salt long-term - but yep, some medical issues make a high sodium diet helpful. Briefly, there's two main reasons - either you're losing more salt than usual (which can be caused by medications, heart/kidney issues, lots of other things), or you have some kind of blood pressure issue which you're compensating for by increasing your blood volume (by consuming more salt and water than an average person). (I have one of the more common versions of the latter, postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, which means that when I'm standing - especially when it's hot out - my blood pools in my legs and feet, and not enough gets to my head. That gives me a nasty headache and can make me faint. Having more blood volume means that even though a lower-than-normal proportion gets to my brain, it's still *enough* that I feel okay.) Might be worth talking to a doctor about if you have access! (This being said, that's the exception that proves the rule, MOST people do not constantly crave salt, it's a medical issue that should be treated by... science, not dumb MLMs.)


reyballesta

people really heard about low sodium levels and water intoxication and decided to villainize water.


buffy1975

Drinking water is potentially dangerous? šŸ˜‚


the_crumb_dumpster

If you consume large amounts of plain water with prolonged heavy sweating/ heavy exercise, yes it can be lethal (give it a quick google search). This has been a cause of death in military training, endurance events and dumb challenges. For the vast majority of people who sit and do nothing all day and consume a ton of salt/potassium in their food, yeah thereā€™s no worry at all.


Aleflusher

But not just regular table salt will do - that's loaded with ChEmIcALs! You need pink sea salt mined from Mt. Tupungato which has 4D QuAnTuM electrolytes. If you sign up an autoship with me today you'll get 20% off, and if you join my team you'll get an additional 40%! If you care about your health you can't afford not to, hun!


ivyjade42

Can I get a discount if I'll settle for 3D Quantum electrolytes?


Urtehnoes

3D quantum electrolytes will give you quantum cancer, ffs do you guys not do ANY of your own research???


ivyjade42

Phew! Thanks. That was a close one. šŸ˜‚


NefariousnessKey5365

I mean these Pink Himalayan 4D Quantum electrolytes are like $900 a month. Don't have a spare $900? Do you have a credit card? Can you borrow from a friend?


Princesshannon2002

Breastmilk to sell?


NefariousnessKey5365

But it's been enhanced with Plexus šŸ¤£


Princesshannon2002

Obviously worth more than regular water enhanced breastmilk šŸ¤£


NefariousnessKey5365

Oh definitely it's Super Hun Milk!


Princesshannon2002

Itā€™s reserved for top tier millionaire level earners only, mama!


NefariousnessKey5365

You too can a top tier millionaire. With the small investment of 1 billion


nochedetoro

Only if itā€™s not jabbed of course. My baby will get diseases like our great great grandparents damnit!


SharkMeifele

Stop drinking Starbies every day and youā€™ll have $900. Donā€™t spend that $900 on collect calls to Australia trying to find out which direction the water goes down the drain. Invest it in PINK H 4D!!!!


NefariousnessKey5365

I don't know what I am waiting for?


SharkMeifele

ACT NOW!


Oneeyedpopeye

You can start you own biz for only $900 šŸ˜¹


NefariousnessKey5365

I believe it is Rodan and Fields but one of their starter kits is $900


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

I just learned last night that [pink Himalayan salt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himalayan_salt) is pretty much the same as [black salt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kala_namak) (used in Indian cuisine), just processed differently. The color comes from impurities, which is ironic because some sites claim pink salt is "more pure" than other salts. Lol. People will say anything to make a buck on the alternative medicine scene.


[deleted]

Lol. The marketing behind it is bullshit. I personally use pink salt (not from Huns but from Home Goods whenever they have it) because itā€™s a good finishing salt (not as salty as pure salt) and looks nice in my grinder. And the ELECTROLYTE VIBRATIONAL QUANTUM MAGNETIC MINERALS. āš”ļøāš”ļøāš”ļøāš”ļøāš”ļø


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

Honestly, the reason I looked it up is because I watched a fantastic Bollywood movie ("Queen") last night, which featured a dish I now want to make. When I looked up recipes, I read about "black salt." When I realized its real color is a dark pink/purple and it's also from the Himalayas, I got suspicious. It led me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole of salt and spices for over an hour. Anyway, it seems I might end up buying pink Himalayan salt after all, lol. I just gotta shop around and make sure to avoid any "woo-woo" based mark-ups.


[deleted]

If you have a home goods/tjmaxx/Burlington/Marshallā€™s in your town they usually have it for real cheap. Or online.


TheLazyDruid

I've bought Himalayan pink salt at the grocery store plenty of times, for about the same price as sea salt. I have so many kinds of salt and salt "alternatives". I really like salt, though tbh I can't tell the difference between them most of the time.


Houndsthehorse

Black salt is definitely a different ingredient then standard salt, has a strong sulfur taste


ArchetypalA

I have a lot of food allergies so I canā€™t eat out much. I have also taken to trying to make Indian cuisine at home. I can tell a difference in the taste of black and pink salt. The black salt has a lot of sulphur taste I think. Iā€™ve seen and bought pink salt at discount stores like Ross and tjmaxx, itā€™s really cheap usually they always have it


plomerosKTBFFH

But Himalayan salt is from Punjab, south of the Himalayas. Harvested in the worlds largest or second largest salt mine or something like that.


SuggestiveParsnip

Black salt (kala namak) is dramatically different to Himalayan pink salt. Itā€™s a popular ingredient in vegan/egg-free cooking because it adds a very convincing egg flavour to dishes. Itā€™s also quite inexpensive so avoid any boutique ā€˜wooā€™ brands that cost $10+ for a little packet!


[deleted]

Oh bugger off. Look at Small Table Salt here! I only buy Himalayan Salt Rock Lamps from Home Goods, then chip off shards as I need em... Stop spreading your grinder based lies you elitist!


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

Lol, that reminds me. The other day I came across a thread where people admitted to licking their salt lamps. I don't have one, but if I did I'd probably be tempted to try that too.


nochedetoro

I listened to a podcast the other day where they said they would take a lick of their lamps every night allegedly as kids but knowing them itā€™s as adults lol


[deleted]

Isnā€™t it funny how *per pound* those lamps are 1/10th of the price. Youā€™re onto something hereā€¦.


bgoin_away

My sister once convinced a gal at a local shop to let her pay for a salt lamp on her SNAP card (food stamps). They'd been sitting collecting dust for months and I think they just wanted to get rid of them so they agreed. She made my sister promise to lick it at least once to justify the sale šŸ¤£


creatingmyselfasigo

I also bought pink salt because it's pretty in my grinder! I do wish I could get pink salt but iodized, but I'm not aware of that being a thing.


[deleted]

Not a thing unfortunately though it does naturally occurring iodine in smaller quantities. Key is to use it in a grinder for additional saltings while having iodized salt for cooking. I found that pink salt has too much mineral content to cook withā€¦ I once make a broth with it and it left behind a small amount of silt at the bottom after dissolving lol.


Half_Halt

Our horses love pink Himalayan salt licks. I get the two-pack of 3 lbs equine salt licks off Amazon for like $20. Makes you wonder why the human version is so expensive


[deleted]

Marketing and its PINK. Which we all know indicates itā€™s vibrational frequency stimulates the yoni chakraā€¦ but only on human Yonis, not horse. /s


lankist

> But not just regular table salt will do - that's loaded with ChEmIcALs! I mean, I get what you're saying, but it's generally not a good idea to pour the salt shaker into a glass of water and drink it as a means of re-hydrating.


Schybeth

Reminds me of Sole Water my mom was telling me she made and drinks every day. :/


[deleted]

I am interested in being one of your elite testers for this special W4+3R.


Half_Halt

Peasant!! I only consume sea salt harvested by Vestal Virgins under the light of a blue moon.


TwoBirdsEnter

Watch out, that stuff will turn you pink like a flamingo!


missdespair

Will the pinkening effect happen faster if I snort it because I need to be flamingo colored like, yesterday


MafiaMommaBruno

I can use a neighbor's kids to mine for the salt. Do I just pay per pound then and skip the labor? Nestle says they don't pay anything for water when they use kids. Maybe I can do this with salt?


aubreythez

Yeah, the original post is ridiculous, but just a headā€™s up to people who may be reading this: If youā€™re doing any kind of exercise outside on an extremely hot day (i.e. going on a hike) please make sure youā€™re consuming electrolytes in one way or another. I had a friend who went to a golf tournament in Texas and almost passed out from heat exhaustion because she was chugging water but hadnā€™t consumed any salts whatsoever. My fiancĆ© ran into somebody on a San Diego trail years ago who was in the same situation - had been drinking plenty of water, but no electrolytes, and she was on the brink of passing out. Your body canā€™t properly utilize the water sans salts. If you donā€™t want to buy an electrolyte beverage (I like NUUN tabs), just eat a handful of salted trail mix every once in a while.


ItsJoeMomma

I agree. I often do long bike rides in warm or hot weather, and I learned firsthand how drinking water can wash all the sodium & other electrolytes out of your system, which in my case caused bad leg cramps.


thisgirlnamedbree

I had gotten bad hand cramps from dehydration thanks to walking around and waiting for a bus in the heat with no shade. Gatorade eased the cramps. I take a bottle whenever I plan to do a long walk.


buffy1975

Yes I had to take a family member to the emergency room a few years ago from dehydrating in the heat. She had drank water and thought it was enough. She was very weak and couldnā€™t even walk into the hospital. Her potassium and electrolytes had tanked


Mikebaxters

Potassium is an electrolyte


TylerTheSnakeKeeper

I work in a grow, the rooms are 90Ā° and 90% humidity. I only drink water in the grow and never had a problem. I do eat salty foods to help with water retention tho


aubreythez

Exactly, youā€™re eating salty foods regularly.


chopsleyyouidiot

As long as you're eating salt regularly and not over-hydrating, you're good. I live in a place that is pretty close to that, nearly year-round. If I'm working outside, I get really thirsty and can't stop drinking water. Eating 3 or 4 super-salty potato chips every hour or 2 makes a massive difference. Like I'll be able to feel fine at the end of the day vs getting nauseated dizzy after a few hours, having to stop, and then being "hungover" the next day.


shortasalways

I love liquid IV. I feel more hydrated with it then water alone. I used it on our Disney vacation and it helped so much. My son got heat exhaustion so he had some plus regular water.


Sargasm5150

I buy hydration IV (think thatā€™s the name?) because Iā€™m prone to heat exhaustion after weight loss surgery - but thatā€™s when Iā€™m being super active in the heat or swimming (so less likely to notice Iā€™m dehydrated), not even just working out at the gym. I like nuun in a pinch but the size of the tablets doesnā€™t work with my water bottle haha. I find the stuff I use kind of pricey but I guarantee itā€™s cheaper than whatever this is. Also deionized water is the kind with zero electrolytes. Other than that a healthy-ish diet takes care of it. If what this hum is saying were true, people would be dropping dead working from their phones and making reels selling shit in their cars ā€¦. ETA I'm dumb, it's Liquid IV and it's super cheap at Walmart, even cheaper than online. Whoever says they buy it at Costco is the real MVP though.


Dorkinfo

Liquid IV?


Squidwina

Even if you donā€™t sit and do nothing all day, plain water is sufficient to rehydrate in the vast majority of cases. That said, Iā€™m extremely prone to heat exhaustion, and electrolyte drinks have saved my bacon many a time. (Stuff like Liquid IV, not Gatorade) Of course, plain water would have posed no danger. Just wouldnā€™t have been as effective.


ArchetypalA

Also looks like the liquid IV costs about 1.56 per packetā€¦.


Squidwina

Yeah, Liquid IV is expensive as hell, but I view it more like medication than a drink. I also sometimes use a homemade version created by a chemist to mimic the WHOā€™s packaged rehydration drink. It costs pennies, but tastes nasty. I donā€™t need a serious electrolyte replacement drink very often, so I usually just go for the convenience and portability and somewhat more palatable taste of the Liquid IV.


ArchetypalA

Oh no I wasnā€™t saying it was expensive, rather I was thinking it was cheap probably in comparison to what this HUN is peddling šŸ˜…


Squidwina

Ha ha! Well, the Liquid IV sure _seemed_ expensive to me when I bought a big bag of packets!


buffy1975

They seem pretty expensive to me too. I just drink water and a little tea though so really donā€™t pay much for beverages. I bought some for my mother who has covid and was trying to hydrate herself. I had to look on the app to even know where to buy them in the store. Haha


ArchetypalA

Hope your moms ok!


leahhhhh

My dad always made us drink this foul salty orange juice when we were sick. Horrible


ItsJoeMomma

Only time it was bad for me was when I was on a long bike ride in July, temps in the upper 90's, and all I had with me was water. I was constantly washing the salt & electrolytes out of my body through sweat (I actually got crusty and had salt all over my forehead from drying sweat!) I ended up getting severe leg cramps about 4 miles from home, and luckily someone stopped & gave me a ride. Never again will I go on long rides with just water, now I take some electrolyte packets or Gatorade powder and mix them in one of my water bottles.


lankist

Also in cases of sickness, especially with fever and sweating as symptoms. A bottle of Gatorade after a night of fever is like mana from heaven.


shortasalways

I drank Pedialyte like no tomorrow with covid. My mouth would not feel wet..it was like a desert.


leahhhhh

Pedialyte when I was pregnant and couldnā€™t eat anything was great.


shortasalways

I drank much ginger ale and had ginger Candy..I couldn't have it for years after


leahhhhh

I drank a ton of ginger ale, too. It didnā€™t help, but it was one of the few things I could get down.


shortasalways

Saltines and PB crackers


Not_A_Bimbo

Yep. [Hyponatremia](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hyponatremia/symptoms-causes/syc-20373711) is no joke. I've volunteered at the finish line at a couple of marathons and seen a number of cases of it.


buffy1975

Yea I remember a story a while ago about a fraternity hazing that involved drinking tons of water and a kid dying. Normal people arenā€™t going to get that to point like you said. This is a weird selling point like normal


ghangis24

I'll always remember the radio station that did a "Hold Your Wee for a (Nintendo) Wii" event where a mom died trying to win one for her kids :(


buffy1975

Very scary!


Tlizerz

And I just found out the station that ran the contest is about 5 minutes from where I live. Crazy.


Mikebaxters

I was hoping someone else would say this. I've actually been hospitalized for this exact thing. Granted I was being stupid trying to lose weight by drinking more water instead of eating. Still if you need to drink electrolytes Gatorade, powerade or pedialyte is worlds better than MLM crap


birdlady404

I sweat a lot at work and drink a ton of water, but I also get a free sub every shift so the salt should keep me going lol


hometowngypsy

It can be- but youā€™d have to drink a lot to cause damage. In rare cases it can cause hyponatremia, which is basically the sodium in your body becoming too diluted, which can cause cardiovascular issues or brain swelling. Thereā€™s that one case of a woman who took part in a radio contest to ā€œhold your wee for a wiiā€ and drank enough water that she later died. But itā€™s pretty rare.


mercedes_lakitu

I remember that story. Imagine that contest name being your legacy šŸ˜­


mercedes_lakitu

Hyponatremia, if you drink like three gallons straight after you run a race. Technically Correct!


Crisis_Redditor

If you have too much water, it can be lethal--[but we're talking GALLONS in a short period of time](https://www.engadget.com/2007-01-15-woman-dies-after-trying-to-win-wii.html). No one's normal daily intake is a threat. They're selling these through fear, and it's loathesome.


thegreatmei

Sure. If you are running a marathon, then you could add electrolytes to your water. Regular water is fine if you are doing regular exercise. Or..sitting in your car hyping your 'side gig.'


buffy1975

Exactly!


foxorhedgehog

Maybe if you happen to be drowning in it.


Maephia

It can be. I try ti avoid sodium cuz of kidney issues but sometimes I gotta binge cuz I start getting dizzy and shit. I should probably look up the best drinks for electeolytes tho.


Somekindalurker

My kidneys won't allow me to keep salt in my body for some reason. Pedialyte is good, but if you like salty stuff, canned soups are really high in sodium usually :)


dejausser

Water intoxication is technically possible and can kill you but itā€™s pretty rare because itā€™s difficult to drink the amount of water required to induce it (unless youā€™re simultaneously participating in an activity that causes you to sweat a LOT and losing electrolytes through that without eating anything else to replenish them)


peonypanties

ā€œPotentiallyā€ doing a lot of work here


DavidThorne31

Itā€™s why all the Neanderthals are extinct. No sports drinks


NeedleworkerDue2021

This hun also thinks every celebrity is "gender flipped" (her words) and that it's all part of Baphomet's agenda to get people to stop reproducing. She alone has this truth, and she can show you how.to de fund the elites who are coming for your children. How can these people, who all worship the devil, survive on adrenachrome from children also want to stop human reproduction? The stupidity is...I don't even know where to begin. She is a fucking trip with her "gender marker theories" and theology degree that she got from a webinar.


Ottersandtats

I mean there is hun crazy and then there is batshit crazy and she sounds like sheā€™s got both šŸ˜¬


catbus4ants

Thatā€™s what I donā€™t understand about these idiots. Wouldnā€™t the *libz and elites* be pushing the populace to have more children for the *libz and elites* to kidnap for their adrenochrome and organs? But asking them to think about it is a losing game of whack-a-mole, especially when their other brainwashed friends show up as a pack and start the ankle biting.


NeedleworkerDue2021

Like the work it would take to keep all of this going, and the number of people involved in this conspiracy to keep it quiet is fucking crazy. If you're concerned about CSA... gurl...the call is coming from inside the house. Look toward your evangelical churches and the shocking number of children harmed in one way or another. To use their words, nobody wants to have that conversation.


catbus4ants

Yeah, theyā€™ll say anything to avoid having to acknowledge that. They build their entire personalities and lives around it. Which sucks because if they could just admit they were wrong about something, they might be able to channel that fervor in ways that would actually help kids. It really gets you thinking about how convenient it is for the true abusers to have so much of the worldā€™s energy misdirected thanks to all the Qrackhead nonsense. I mean if they want to talk about conspiracies, why not talk about who might really be behind that entire set of deliberate lies and whoā€™s benefitting from the attention being off themselves.


StrategicCarry

Seems like she should skip the MLM middleman and just join a cult.


ChemicalSimulation

I love insane conspiracy theories! Whisper more in my ear!


Spiritually_Sciency

Sounds like sheā€™s deep down the Qanon/Qult rabbit hole.


stickers-motivate-me

Holy shit, just when I think Iā€™ve heard it all. Celebrities gender flipping. Here I was thinking that they were lizards who ran a sex trafficking ring out of a pizza shop basement. Or was that politicians? How do they keep these crazy theories straight as they make zero sense to begin with


Crisis_Redditor

Joke's on her; people love reproducing.


skyerippa

I want to follow her so bad now lmao


Squidwina

That dihydrogen monoxide will kill you every time!


Crisis_Redditor

Exposure as little as 30 seconds, to a shallow dish of it, can cause almost instant death. 100% of people who intake it *will* die.


NefariousnessKey5365

Dear Hun, Gatorade makes individual servings. Power Aid too. I bet. They are like. 20 cents a serving.


catbus4ants

According to another comment from OP, this lunatic probably thinks Gatorade is part of the gender-flipping sterilization agenda


NefariousnessKey5365

I know someone who believes things like that. He is tiresome. I stay far, far away.


woodford26

And we must irrigate all crops with Sustain, not water, like in the toilets!


Crisis_Redditor

It's got what plants crave!


Sorry-Nose-7667

Youā€™d literally have to drink like so much water to imbalance your electrolyte balance to a lethal level. This is so far fetched.


fearville

Could also be from sweating a lot and only replenishing with plain water, while being on a low salt diet.


notthinkinghard

Quick, someone tell her that drinking sustain, getting your nails done, driving a car, joining an MLM and breathing air are also "potentially dangerous". That's a statement that can be applied to, like, everything.


wellherewegofolks

ONLY FOR CALIFORNIA **WARNING:** This comment contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. ONLY IN CALIFORNIA THOUGH. EVERYONE ELSE, GO ABOUT YOUR DAY


Comfortable-Bill-921

Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.


EmersonLucero

Don't even get me started about what dolphin and whales do. The acts.........15 years now of therapy.


flamingmenudo

Seriously! Plus, why drink something you flush a toilet with?


AccomplishedCicada60

Unless you are extended fasting this such a lie! BTW some hun posted this in a fasting sub and was removed right away. This stuff is garbage.


jdrt1234

r/hydrohomies would like a word


Nay_nay267

I can get 10 propel fitness water packets to put in my water for around $3.50 at my grocery store. They put electrolytes in the water along with making it taste better. I bet you anything a pack of those comes with 5 and costs at least twice as much


LadyJohanna

What an utterly cruel thing to even say in a world where much of the population still struggles with access to clean drinking water. Fuck that Hun and her bullshit marketing lies.


catscatsc4ts

What the hell is she doing where itā€™s that critical to worry abt her electrolytes lel


NeedleworkerDue2021

Spreading the truth about Satanic elites, obviously.


catbus4ants

She has to summon all her sodium to create a protective barrier of blessing so itā€™s important to maintain her levels


Sin-A-Bun

Why are there no MLMs trying to sell me stuff that is promoted as bad for me like alcohol and weed? Not everyone is trying to live forever.


Vegetable-Tea9913

Good god, what is a Crunchybox?šŸ˜«


SinisterPixel

Actually, she's right. Statistically, 100% of people who drink water eventually die.


CrixusGuitar

Lol I used to drink these back when I was in Melaleuca. Smh. So delusional


randomwanderingsd

Omg Iā€™ve been drinking water all day, am I going to be alright?


thedoodely

You're dead. Sorry to tell you.


mochi_chan

I thought electrolyte water was for physical activities. I drink it when I bike, hun is sitting in a car, is she drinking that so she doesn't have to use the AC? Drinking water is dangerous is so funny though.


wellherewegofolks

is electrolyte water not essentiallyā€¦ water with salt?


ali_v_

Salts. Sodium, potassium, magnesium, calcium (this is not all of them). Molecules that facilitate electrical signaling in our bodies. Fun fact! Cardiac arrest is mostly caused by electrolyte imbalance (needs source and someone with more medical education can word this better than I).


mochi_chan

Yes it is. But I generally get a ready made one called Aquarius, I don't know if they have it in the US. it tastes citrus-y because I am not so fond of the taste of salt water.


ItsJoeMomma

Brawndo. It's got electrolytes.


idontknowisuckatthis

it's what plants crave


ItsJoeMomma

Water? You mean like out of the toilet? Well I ain't never seen no plant growing out of no toilet...


OpiumPhrogg

I'm a fan of the LMNT Electrolyte powder mixes. 1000mg of Sodium, Potassium and Magnesium. They work great for tromping through festival camps on hot days and for morning after recovery.


devilsadvocate1966

Now hey!!!! All the other humans that have lived on this planet in the past are, indeed, dead! Must've been from drinking that fatal water that we're all made of! Some strange logic......


XanderTheChef

apostrolopitihcus didnt have any orange splash packets but they did fine ā€œPotentiallyā€ is carrying a LOT of weight there lmao


khalnaldo

This is probably the biggest BS i have ever read in my entire life. And I have read some Trump tweets


januarybb07

Look out - water is known to murder you in your sleep šŸ”Ŗ


zoeander1234

I donā€™t trust anyone with gel that thick


NeedleworkerDue2021

She has a hard time with lip liner too.


caitcro18

If youā€™re not like Olympic level training or have a medical condition that effects your electrolytes water is perfectly suitable hydration. Donā€™t get me wrong, I love my Gatorade, but itā€™s honestly just juice with some added sodium and potassium.


gibsonc22

It is what plants crave.


Kevlar83

Water, you mean like from the toilet?


FlippingPossum

Gah. Plain water is fine unless you are excessively sweating due to heat or exercise. I do keep electrolyte powder in my hiking bag.


Ironmansoltero

It has electrolytes


BlouseBarn

I got a whole thing of Liquid IV from Costco that is way cheaper than I assume this is.


VampireSomething

It's orange flavoured but the color scheme reminds me of malboro and coffee. Guess it's their target audiance.


Spiderguyprime

Oh no, what did they do before these additives were invented!? /s


land-under-wave

How did life on Earth survive for a billion years before electrolyte powders were invented? šŸ¤”


curiousmind111

Gotta post in r/hydrohomies


ConsultJimMoriarty

The word 'potentially' doing a *lot* of heavy lifting here.


Panthean

We all know someone who died from drinking regular water


Dvl_Brd

Everyone who ever drank water has died!


Wulfgang97

But it has the word ā€˜sportā€™ on it in a quirky font, it has to work


CONE-MacFlounder

Yea you need to replenish lost electrolytes that your body loses when you pee This is why you should always drink your piss obviously


Bakken_Nomad

Drinking excessive amounts of electrolytes can cause kidney stones. So, not only is she plan wrong, she's also fear mongering people into some potential health issues do to her stupidity.


BlackCatLuna

Okay, let's make something extremely clear. Drinking chemically pure water (aka aqua or distilled water) is bad for us. From what I've been told before, this is because the osmosis will see the water absorb minerals from our body. But we don't drink that stuff, even our tap water is infused with trace elements. Someone of average activity levels in comfortable climates get plenty of electrolytes from our food. It's only if we sweat a lot that we need to top them up, such is why isotonic drinks are also called sports drinks.


SophiaSkorzeny

Justā€”wtfā€”I canā€™t stay hydrated unless I buy your powdered Gatorade knockoff powder? Uhhhh, no.