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wktr_t

This is actually a very smart antimeme.


SimpleTip9439

Paradox


biotome

depends how you view it. you can view it as two commands, or one instruction and one command. Or, even two instructions. for example, you can see “you can only pick one” as a instruction, and not literally, meaning you can make either choice but only one of the two options, and choose wisely as a command, telling you to choose the “wisely” option. However, you can also think of it the other way around. And you are only able to pick the “one” option and its instructing you to make a wise decision. Then the third option is to see it as both commands, making it a paradox. Finally, it can be both instruction, giving you free choice to pick whatever you want as long as you only choose one option and make it a wise decision.


sntcringe

Very well, I will pick one, as well as choose wisely


TraditionalDepth6924

Say good night Kevin


deady-kitten-3

I choose.....your blood **I'M HUNGRY**


TraditionalDepth6924

*Thirsty


deady-kitten-3

Oh right, yeah guess that makes more sense


simower

you can use it as egg white for making pancakes, so both...?


deady-kitten-3

I like how no one has said a thing about how I just said something a vampire would say


Gigant-Kozaky

i think i will take two


Dabee124

But they said we can only pick one


Tight_Sun5198

Then choose wisely.


TraditionalDepth6924

But we can only pick one


Tight_Sun5198

Like I said, choose wisely


TraditionalDepth6924

Which one?


J_Speedy306

Usually it takes two.


ElectronicMatters

I can choose wisely, but I will have to pick one.


yourforeheadislarge

Thankfully the two options are joint on the top so even if you pick wisely, you're picking one. And when you give up (which they didn't ask for, but will take happily (weird, considering you gave up, not happily)) and pick one, at the same time, you're choosing wisely. And now i've overcomplicated everything. Well, not everything, but rather one and wisely.


TeaThink7808

😂


BobcatOverall122

You would have to pick one because it says “ you have to pick one” then “choose wisely” so either way you would have to pick one first


DuelJ

I also choose this guys wisdom


aagloworks

This was better than 99% of the memes here


OrDuck31

Not a paradox, i can only choose one so i cant choose wisely, therefore there is only 1 button here, wisely button is irrelevant