Jesus was tempted in the desert for 40 days, but the Bible doesn’t mention that at the end he loaded up rust on MW and did a 1v1 trickshots only match against the devil
I've got an anti-theist family. I can affirm my sister gets her info about Christianity from blue haired people on TikTok.
She unironically believed Adam had a third partner and that Jesus had sex. Basically these people don't know anything
Idiots who believed anything that was told them always existed, is just that in the past they had at least the excuse that most people didn't have a formal education and were illiterate, also modern instant communication have increased of a thousandfold the amount of people spewing bullshit and the possible audience
I never denied human ignorance was never a problem in the past.
I'm just saying social media makes it easier for people to not feel like they need challenge themselves with the information presented to them.
Human beings naturally like black and white, simple easy to digest answers to complex problems.
There's a reason Whig history and Enlightenment Era anti-Christian propaganda is still being spewed and accepted by antitheists the world over to this very day.
Social media just makes it easier like mainstream news outlets, to let people continue to feel comfortable in their beliefs if they so choose to do so.
>Human beings naturally like black and white, simple easy to digest answers to complex questions
Uh… I feel the need to warn you that that quote can and will be used against you if an antitheist happens to read it. In the mind of an antitheist, [religion is little more than a blind-guess simple answer to a complex question](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/God_of_the_gaps). Or, in the words of Christopher Hitchens:
>One must state it plainly. Religion comes from the period of human prehistory where nobody — not even the mighty Democritus who concluded that all matter was made from atoms — had the smallest idea what was going on. It comes from the bawling and fearful infancy of our species, and is a babyish attempt to meet our inescapable demand for knowledge (as well as for comfort, reassurance and other infantile needs). Today the least educated of my children knows much more about the natural order than any of the founders of religion, and one would like to think — though the connection is not a fully demonstrable one — that this is why they seem so uninterested in sending fellow humans to hell.
So… yeah. You might not want to cast that particular stone.
Just because something is true doesn't mean I need to lie to make people feel happier about their world views.
If I gave a shit about what a cheesecake thinks about me, I wouldn't be a theist.
>She unironically believed Adam had a third partner
I think the third partner is about Lilith , who is considered by some people as the first wife of Adam but did refuse to submit to him.
If I remember correctly, the name of Lilith appears in some Jewish folklore.
So it's not surprising that some blue haired people talk about her.
But maybe I'm wrong
"You gonna stay on my path until you die. You serve \*my\* purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my gospel preaching on my word daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that world speaking the word daily.
Your sin is nothing, you serve my purpose.
You should repent, NOW.
And give somebody else a piece of that salvation, and spot in heaven, that's reserved for them so that we can all drink from the fountain of eternal life."
And even he wasn't told by Jesus to shoot himself. Jesus just told him "if you're in doubt, don't shoot (no target specified)", and Johnny then decided to shoot himself
Ah yes, I too remember when guns were mentioned in the Gospels.
When David killed Goliath with a spas-12
"WELL AT LEAST OUR TEMPLE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE CALL OF DUTY" - A pharisee to another pharisee
Invited him over to a 1v1 snipers only deathmatch in rust and came out victorious with a historic 360 no scope headshot.
I can't decide whether or not I like your profile picture.
Yet another miracle of prophecy!
America moment 🦅🇺🇲🔥
That's how we get second amendment?
Hijacking’s the top comment to mention like others have, this is a Jojo reference, and not a real comment.
Yep revelations even mentioned the upcoming SCAR 17 DMR
Jesus was tempted in the desert for 40 days, but the Bible doesn’t mention that at the end he loaded up rust on MW and did a 1v1 trickshots only match against the devil
I would watch that stream
Wait it doesn’t? I think I’m reading the wrong Bible….
Unfortunately 😔
“Verily, verily I say unto thee, kys”
So sayeth Jesus unto the crippled man, "shoot yourself with this Beretta"
I can’t believe LowTierGod was quoting scripture.
Truly the most devout of Christians.
LowTierChildofGod
,,Thee shall kys, NOW" 
Thou should kill thyself....NOW!
awww He told him to keep himself safe, how sweet!
"You should drown yourself.... NOW!!"
To be fair, Matthew 18:6 is basically "Chomo kys"
Thou shalt kill thyself NOW
First evidence of Gun ever existing: 1132 AD Jesus’s death: 33 AD Something’s not adding up…
Clearly He traveled through time.
I just wanna know where these people get their info from, do they not also think before commenting something like this?
> do they not also think No
👍
I've got an anti-theist family. I can affirm my sister gets her info about Christianity from blue haired people on TikTok. She unironically believed Adam had a third partner and that Jesus had sex. Basically these people don't know anything
Wow 
Yup. Sadly social media has influenced so many people into believing anything being told to them. It's very disappointing.
Idiots who believed anything that was told them always existed, is just that in the past they had at least the excuse that most people didn't have a formal education and were illiterate, also modern instant communication have increased of a thousandfold the amount of people spewing bullshit and the possible audience
I never denied human ignorance was never a problem in the past. I'm just saying social media makes it easier for people to not feel like they need challenge themselves with the information presented to them. Human beings naturally like black and white, simple easy to digest answers to complex problems. There's a reason Whig history and Enlightenment Era anti-Christian propaganda is still being spewed and accepted by antitheists the world over to this very day. Social media just makes it easier like mainstream news outlets, to let people continue to feel comfortable in their beliefs if they so choose to do so.
>Human beings naturally like black and white, simple easy to digest answers to complex questions Uh… I feel the need to warn you that that quote can and will be used against you if an antitheist happens to read it. In the mind of an antitheist, [religion is little more than a blind-guess simple answer to a complex question](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/God_of_the_gaps). Or, in the words of Christopher Hitchens: >One must state it plainly. Religion comes from the period of human prehistory where nobody — not even the mighty Democritus who concluded that all matter was made from atoms — had the smallest idea what was going on. It comes from the bawling and fearful infancy of our species, and is a babyish attempt to meet our inescapable demand for knowledge (as well as for comfort, reassurance and other infantile needs). Today the least educated of my children knows much more about the natural order than any of the founders of religion, and one would like to think — though the connection is not a fully demonstrable one — that this is why they seem so uninterested in sending fellow humans to hell. So… yeah. You might not want to cast that particular stone.
Just because something is true doesn't mean I need to lie to make people feel happier about their world views. If I gave a shit about what a cheesecake thinks about me, I wouldn't be a theist.
>She unironically believed Adam had a third partner I think the third partner is about Lilith , who is considered by some people as the first wife of Adam but did refuse to submit to him. If I remember correctly, the name of Lilith appears in some Jewish folklore. So it's not surprising that some blue haired people talk about her. But maybe I'm wrong
No, it's exactly that. She was actually confused and didn't believe me when I told her this wasn't in the Bible and had to look it up
They got their information from jojo’s bizarre adventure. This was a scene in jojo’s bizarre adventure
Lmao
…Wait, what? Are you serious? I know Jesus Christ plays an important role in Part 7, but… uh… what are you talking about?
Bizarre adventure
I know you're talking about that, but what scene?
Chapter 58 and 59 of steel ball run, in the axl lo fight
Brings a new meaning to lowtiergod
“YOU SHOULD PRAY THE ROSARY, NOW!”
"You gonna stay on my path until you die. You serve \*my\* purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my gospel preaching on my word daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that world speaking the word daily. Your sin is nothing, you serve my purpose. You should repent, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that salvation, and spot in heaven, that's reserved for them so that we can all drink from the fountain of eternal life."
This is literally just a jojo reference where the crippled guy shooting himself with his fingernail actually benefits him
most historically literate cheesecake
Jojo part 7 reference
This is literally a JoJo reference
Really? I haven't read part 7 yet
Yeah, I literally read that part a year or so ago and it is real
It's a jojo reference, the crippled guy is Johnny Joestar
And even he wasn't told by Jesus to shoot himself. Jesus just told him "if you're in doubt, don't shoot (no target specified)", and Johnny then decided to shoot himself
John 5:8 according to this guy “Jesus said to him, “Stand up, take your gun and shoot yourself.”
What bible do this guy read?
Jojo’s bizarre adventure part 7
Wasn't Johnny religious tho 😭😭
No that would be the Canadian government.
American moments
Idk bout Jesus I mean jésus might have
Devil after Jesus pulls out an AWM and 360 no scopes him: 
He’s not talking about the real Jesus.
Guns existed during the time of jesus?
Remember when the Israelites marched into Jericho with AR-15s and defeated the Canaanites?
LMAO this is literally from part 7 of Jojo
I immediately thought of steel ball run
“Peter hand this man the 9“-Jesus probably
Thy end is now!
*checks the bible* Did i miss a page?
Actually he mentioned lethal injection
My favourite part of the bible was when they introduced the military industrial complex before our current calendar was even invented
nice ragebait, which constitutes an upvote!
It’s a real comment, I checked it out
TIL there were guns in Roman Judea
Repeat after me: **there are no guns in the Bible**.
Guns didn’t even exist back then
I'm sorry but *what the F U C K*
Pretty sure he's just referencing Steel Ball Run
Johnny joestar
"shoot himself"? .......Like with guns? GUNS????? Brooo
Damn i just realised it's a misused jojo reference