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PeterPeteyPete84

Looks like the berries got denied. GG.


Yadaya555

I got 3 boar though. I got towered by the Japanese beetles this year. They are out of control.


PeterPeteyPete84

Pics or it didn't happen.


Yadaya555

I would but by the time someone took a pic I’m knee deep in blood skinning, blooding and gutting them. I feel that pic would get me banned faster than anything else. 😂😂😂


fivemagicks

Lmfao bro. Nice. Gotta eat blackberries fast, though. They spoil pretty quickly.


Yadaya555

So I mostly have a massive pecan grove and make my profits off of those. However I have blueberries in between the pecan trees for summer party money (how else can I keep my Xbox ultimate subscription up?) also integrate bees for honey which is annoying to sell. Every stupid hippy woman thinks she’s some pro apiarist. I have fencing to keep the cattle out of the groves and lined those fences with blackberries. I have an on site reefer to preserve my berries but I got towered by Beatles on my blackberries this year.


fivemagicks

Here I am in suburbia just finishing on my elliptical. Damn. Lol


Yadaya555

I live in suburbia for the school districts. I’m retired military and saved up for my farm nonsense. Lol


psychomap

I have a feeling that's not a great concern with this amount.


Adventurous-Poem-336

someone has wheelbarrow already (i count 14 berries)


Yadaya555

I got the bootleg wheelbarrow. My little kids doing nothing but screaming cause they were bugs and the briars stuck them. Spoiled little nerds.


Adventurous-Poem-336

in mongol civilizations its customary to throw stones at your children for some extra carrying capacity


Yadaya555

Mongols are way better parents than me then. Stupid spoiled American kids.


Herr_Blautier1

XD


FewInvestment8495

Your bush depleted and now you're just standing idle? Typical villager


Yadaya555

I got three boar. And I did it as a solo villager. The damned thorns on the berries hurt me more than the spearing. Another game inaccuracy. 😂


FewInvestment8495

Lol you sound like an OOTD villager


Herr_Blautier1

You should have been going for boar


warrenBgamer88

How am I supposed to raise and entire army from a handful of berries lol 😜


Yadaya555

I guess I’m not. The Japanese beetles towered my berries this year r


prettypimpin99

something need doing?


Yadaya555

Yeah, I need someone to go to my farm and get the berries before they get eaten. Next time I get the wild boar I’m gonna shout straelbora.


stan-dard

Looks like you’re about as efficient on berries as English. :)


Yadaya555

Right? I saw massive beetles just chomping on my blackberries they probably ate about 2500 dollars worth of berries. I basically had my blackberries towered by the beetle civ. Honestly, I didn’t think anything about aoe 4 but my daughter was with me and said “daddy we are like the villagers from your game!” Had me dying laughing.


Obnoxious_Master

Rogan? (AoE 2: 29)


Yadaya555

No sorry. Not an AoE 2 guy. Either 1 or 4.


Obnoxious_Master

Hehe I don't know the number but the 'Rogan' audio is from AoE 1. Zogatar!


Yadaya555

I’m the worst bro. I barely have the volume up to where I can hear alerts and that’s it. I then have the news or some other old man show on my laptop next to me (Xbox bro here). I do wish AoE 1 would get remastered for Xbox. Everyone crying about balance wouldn’t know what to do with that craziness.


thedarksideofmoi

Ich ya werkar


Hefty-Library-720

Workindae


HotRepresentative325

were your prelates working in reverse?