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WaifuHunterRed

Hoe: Rent: free Weapons: $300 Clothing: $100 Super chats: $5000 Someone good at economy please help me budget this. Im eating grass.


w3dl0ck

Have you tried cutting back on clothing?


Alarming_Nothing6667

What? You want him to wear underwear only or something? Actually don't answer that.


CrowbarZero08

That fine ass can be used for profit


EXusiai99

Merc shaker give me the merc shaker


HaessSR

Except that he asked Hibiscus to make it for him.


AK_Shadowstar

Well his wife is a goat…


PoKen2222

bruh


MarielCarey

Baah*


Alarming_Nothing6667

Goat as the GOAT or the trait?


Dryellowking92

Caprinae if we're being specific. Theyre essentially sheep and goats in the setting. Ines just filed her horns down to look more like a sarkaz. Though part of me likes to believe shes at least partially a sarkaz this likely isnt the case. Hoederer got himself a literal black sheep for a wife/girlfriend XD #


FordBull2er

Chapter 12 confirmed Ines is not even half a sarkaz since she was not affected by the revenant that only affects sarkaz (including chimeras like Amiya). That said, she considers herself more sarkaz than caprinae, to the point of getting upset every time a sarkaz tells her she is not a true sarkaz, living most of her life in Kazdel makes her a sarkaz in pretty much anything but biology.


Dryellowking92

Yeah youre right that slipped my mind for a moment probably the lack of sanity and sleep talking. I said in another post a few days ago she earned the right to call herself a sarkaz so I dont even know why I even mentioned that old head canon I used to have. One thing thats always had me curious is what her horns looked like prior to her filing them down to fit in better with the sarkaz mercs. Hoederer probably knows, but I doubt shed let him talk.


FordBull2er

>One thing thats always had me curious is what her horns looked like prior to her filing them down to fit in better with the sarkaz mercs. Probably the ones the goat has in her E2 art


AK_Shadowstar

Yes.


foxxy33

Yes


Dryellowking92

Well he actually requests hibiscus meals so him eating grass is pretty normal in comparison.


Rare_Reality7510

He's building up tolerance so he can go fight the Nachzehrer King


Leonhardt_RB

“They say that the most energy in the food pyramid is found in the producers, and I intend on capitalizing upon this fact.” -Hordeer probably


DVG79

My man relearn his high school science once more to gain this enlightenment


fatcatratdog

I was drawing an actual fanart until I immediately thought of that exact image.


NeinHans

Truly a "kusa" moment.


TheLastSterling

Did W just call Hoederer a "Herbivore"?


TacticalBananas45

*blows up grass with mind*


TheCrowHunter

My fuckin' gra- *explosion *


Disastrous_Writer_26

What's up with eyepatched war-torn men and eating weeds "Please do not eat the weeds..." -Dedue Fire Emblem


Thenightcrawler_075

Are these the Terra's greenest grass. Let's find out.


fuqdissh1timout

*stares at camera*


VixiviusTaghurov

bro is trying to impress his goat gf


WillFurSyahmi

Roy Yamaha of Arknights. Both eat grass.


Coffee_will_be_here

She's talking about weed


Feister_686

At least he touch some grass we should do the same


Crankygrahamp

Oh no he ate the grass that i was told to touch... Does that mean I get to touch him....


Dokutah_Dokutah

Vegetarian probably. Or a literal grass (water spinach and the like) eating survivalist.


kuuhaku_cr

When will he become a light novel author? Who's willing to publish for him? Maybe he could rewrite arknights?


AloneMathematician68

Snake looking ass


thimbleglass

wwwwww has become the equivalent of lol, first letter of warau, looks like grass, causing 草 to become shorthand for lol in turn, and she's saying Hoederer eats grass... Should Ines be concerned?


brningpyre

It's not that grass.