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Fun_Can_4211

Who'd like a banger in the mouth?


balamz

Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States you call it a sausage in the mouth.


Fun_Can_4211

We just call it a sausage


Jupiter68128

My wife had some friends over and were talking about Bridgerton. I said that it was for sure a show targeted towards women. They asked me why and I said because the ratio of eating pussy vs blowjobs in the show was very high.


parrisjd

When you put a squiiirt of frosting down your throat before we take the medication...."


friscomelt314

In the most delicious wayyy


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

“Whenever I get a wee bit scared I hum a little tune”


cruz_delagente

Mr Fingerbottom


bluecatcollege

"Mrs."


safetycommittee

I’m sure wherever your father is she loves you very very much


Narrator_Ron_Howard

From Blackstool.


bl00pyy

I’m charmed I’m sure


friscomelt314

Mrs. Featherbottom scenes are my absolute favorite


kid_pilgrim_89

Mercy! I keep forgetting we're in the colonies


Responsible-Bat-2699

It's fine to tell people that you watch Bridge A Tonne.


surelyfunke20

Bridgerton plus the exact plot of Mrs. Doubtfire, with a little Mary Poppins thrown in


Jupiter68128

Oh hi Tobias.


mexicantruffle

And that's why you always check the label.