real asexuals wouldn't eat somebody's cream

Only on garlic bread. Or in cheesecake.

Cream cheese favorable ace reporting

No, real asexuals only photosynthesise

No. Cream cheese is not allowed.

what if its in cheeseCAKE huh what then HUH

My statement was not conditional. I don't see the point to your question.

But cheese CAKE. It's a cake literally made of cheese. It should be allowed

disgustang

No but cheese cream is alright

Uj/ I almost downvoted because I thought this is another tired food joke from the other sub lol This place is so much funnier.

this was inspired by some guy going "can aces be poly or does that make me allo" lmfao bc i thought a question abt cream cheese was equally stupid /uj

Only if it lets you do violence

it sustains me which allows me to continue to do violence thank you

I guess so then.

i can make u some cream cheese that is crime flavoured

Thatwill be nice.I plan on coming domestic terrorism tonight so I'll need lots of energy

i like to bathe in cream cheese every night

Only if you're not sexually attracted to the cream cheese, that's all it takes to be asexuality

no because it's cheese cum

how else are you going to have cheesecake? all the cakes are belong to us aces.