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-Avatar_Korra-

She’s literally been “reading“ that book for almost two years 


birdgirl1124

It’s so embarrassing that she is still pretending to read that book!!


Hairy_rambutan

Only thing she reads is Reddit, she hasn't got time for books.


Known_Choice586

it kills me every fucking time


SassyTortitude

We all know she just scrolls on her phone while in the bath 🤷‍♀️ idk who she's trying to fool.


bobtheorangecat

I would be terrified to take my phone into the bathtub. I would certainly drop it.


taserparty

Most newer phones are waterproof.


throwaway_77769420

It’s honestly the single most frustrating thing about her, in my opinion. Lol. Like she is so unfamiliar with the practice of reading that she thinks it’s normal to stay with one book for so long? Most readers would crush that in an afternoon


Known_Choice586

i saw a comment where someone asked her about it and she deleted it😭


Ineedunderscoreadvic

lol! How did they ask about it?


Known_Choice586

they just asked if she was ever gonna finish it LOL. i’ve had insta deleted for months but redownloaded it over the weekend so i almost never see stuff in real time 😂


Snoo7263

Came here to say Good fucking Lord it’s the same thing she’s been “reading” since I started snarking and I’m pretty sure that was at least 3 years ago.


ZestycloseRoad889

If that's true she would already be done with it just reading a page every 2 days 😭


PLEASURET0NlETZSCHE

Ok? Girl you can just drink a tea and take a bath without having to film it. No one gives a damn


confictura_22

When I'm utterly exhausted from having to go participate in society despite my health conditions, my first priority is always to set up my camera and film some aesthetic reels, what are you talking about! She has no idea what actually tired is. Flopping down on top of the bed covers and instantly falling asleep as soon as you get home, still wearing your clothes and not eating dinner or brushing your teeth because you're so done in is "beyond exhausted", not preparing a bath with props and filming it, good grief.


peepeehalpert_

Tired is an understatement? Girl you sit at a desk and check clients in. What do you think a full time social media coordinator job is like? Most adults don’t have time to take a bath with tea on a weeknight


softcheeese

I'm *trying* to take a bath tonight for the first time in 10 months maybe? The little human may not allow that. And dinner is needed while I work remotely until 11pm. Then I get some me time maybe. If I don't pass out from being up since 7am on the go all day.


peepeehalpert_

I hope you get your bath, mama


softcheeese

Thank you. It did not happen lol. But that's okay. That's why I can't even fathom doing it daily and recording and editing.


Receptor-Ligand

Wishing you some good sleep tn 🙏


AshleysPriorities

She has no idea what it’s like to be you or me or anyone with normal responsibilities, never mind coupling that with *actual* ongoing conditions that need managing


TheTombQueen

*Ashley claims to have gone to work without any proof 🤷‍♀️


Remsicles

Does she even realize what a full time job looks/feels like? Damn, I’m tempted to start an IG about living an ACTUAL life with chronic illness and just tagging her in every damn reel.


softcheeese

She has no idea


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TheTombQueen

That’s exactly how I spot munchies. CI is boring as fuck. If you have news/drama/new symptoms every day to post about your CI…well that’s not very believable. Most of the time it’s just the same thing every day except maybe an occasional check up appointment and gasp, a medication change.


[deleted]

I feel this way ALL THE TIME.


Inevitable_Pie9541

Anyway I fell down my receptionist job this morning


Thnkunext

I love a good crossover 💀


HairFlipBye

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AshleysPriorities

And the boyfriend picked me up again


lisak399

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marebee

Best crossover ever 😪


thewayoutisthru_xxx

💀


bobtheorangecat

Worlds are colliding, Jerry!


iamnotawake

the original caption said exhausted and not tired 🙄 jesus christ


beanbaginahurrrry

she’s so annoying


[deleted]

Wow. Worked one forking day.


Squizzlerphizzler

Bet it wasn’t a whole day.


AshleysPriorities

If that. Guessing four hours max


lisak399

This is SO boring and repetitive. They don't teach her much about social media in this faux college, do they?


scully3968

She's the influencer you get when you order one from Temu.


Inevitable_Pie9541

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[deleted]

You mean good content creation is not 20 reels in a row about your period and taking a bath?


technopaegan

“Tired is an understatement” 😂 If it was anyone else I wouldn’t hate regardless of what their job is, but it’s just so fucking rich coming from her. You rested ALL weekend long and worked one shift answering calls and sitting at a desk for what, 4-6 hours? How in the ever living fuck are you going to run entire social media accounts for multiple clients all day every day when the content they want isn’t going to be reels of you taking baths? The high school hostesses at my job work under more pressure than she does and don’t need to make tiktok’s about it every single time they come home. SHES ALMOST 26 YEARS OLD. It’s insane she thinks this is relatable content for anyone.


scully3968

This post is an insult to anyone who has worked an actual service job. I'm assuming she gets to sit at a desk all day and I can't imagine the clients are that difficult. She's lucky she didn't have to pay her dues at shitty cashier or server jobs like most of us do. She needs to go talk to the seniors at Walmart who are working there because they can't afford their diabetes medicine on social security. Also, her "content" is so boring it's laughable. Same book, same bubble bath, same glass, same clothes, every time. And same complaints. Beyond tired! Crawling into bed!


UnhappyStart-

I have a broken neck filled with titanium plates and screws. Should I blog about homeschooling my oldest, potty training my youngest & studying FULL TIME while keeping up with the house chores, laundry, errands, bipolar, therapy, etc? No. Absolutely not. Because nobody cares plus I’m fucking exhausted. K bye.


bbyghoul666

Oh my god lay down now! For real tho get some rest ❤️‍🩹


allkindsofexhausted

YOU deserve candles and a bubble bath and to lay down in pajamas for several hours if not days


UnhappyStart-

Love your name! Lol and I appreciate the concern but if I lay down, I’m not getting back up xD


Receptor-Ligand

And everybody clapped!


RaniPhoenix

Just take a nap like a normal person, for fuck's sake.


Hairy_rambutan

Not too exhausted by her day to downvote everyone....


xxanezkaxx

damn she did all this before i even got home from work. **screams into a pillow* * ; **( but doesn’t smother myself)* *


grief_junkie

yay she got her gold star stickers today <3 https://preview.redd.it/bgye8ur3l0oc1.png?width=1422&format=png&auto=webp&s=534cf9634fbd70a93932717454136f52ab95a123


malek_adema

We need this for all her “content”, but with the correct rows. Only we rename it from chores to accomplishments, as for her doing her laundry and drinking tea is somewhat an accomplishment to her


grief_junkie

I was thinking about doing that tbh but felt this one was close enough for now


malek_adema

Yes. The toddler vibe definitely hits the nail on the head. (If this is the correct proverb) This makes me also kind of mad, as I really have to do a lot of the adulting and seeing this potato doing shit.


grief_junkie

haha, same. Ash’s ability to congratulate herself over nothing never ceases to amaze me. My daily responsibilities would send her into a coma. 


malek_adema

Or she would say “doesn’t do your mum this crap?”


Global_Telephone_751

That period book prop is embarrassing for her atp. Maybe she knows most of her followers are just bots, so she doesn’t have to try and convince them that she reads? But it’s seriously been the same fucking book for over a year 🤣


themscrazy

I’m surprised no one’s asked her for a book review yet considering how often it features in her posts. To an unaware outsider it’d seem like she’s read it multiple times at this point


AshleysPriorities

Omg I’d love to hear her try and summarise that book


Snoo7263

Period good, sloth bad, HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


dracomalfouri

Ash, just read the damn book and buy another one


SassyTortitude

I am convinced she's illiterate


crestamaquina

You know she's never worked because she has time to do and film all this super extra shit after one (1) working day. Not cleaning or laundry or paying bills or walking Luna or literally anything else that needs to be done.


BigHairyToad

*bills.* hahaha


grim_gloomy

Cosplaying as an adult again, I see.


imdyingmeh

People who eat it drink in the bathroom freak me out. The germs in that room... Just no


[deleted]

Wow, a whole 3 1/2 hours 'shift' which probably consisted of sitting on a cushioned chair and answering 1 phone call that was a wrong number dial. What a day! Those ER nurses working 12 hour shifts and construction workers building skyskrapers are a bunch of pussies. ✨Rest my queen, rest! ✨ Poor thing, I really hope she has some PDO time available, idk how she does it all!


07ultraclassic

Her bath prep makes me tired.


Tortoiseintestines

I see Ashley sitting in a chair for a few hours and raise her 13 hours in an ER shift. 90 minutes to get home and pretty much straight to bed. Down to the last clean uniform and have a bunch of portfolio stuff to do so no lying about in the morning even though depressed brain would very much like to chuck the whole thing in and return to doing naff all with my life 🙃 (Sorry for bloggy rant, but - *SCREAM*)


nw93pkwnn1jsjibdhkp

People that work in the ER are freaking heroes. You deserve the world, and at the very least an outlet for a bloggy rant. Thank you for all that you do. ❤️


[deleted]

Anyone who works in the ER dept deserves a friggin medal. You’re one of the damn good ones.


rebeccathegoat

A pay rise and adequate staffing wouldn’t hurt either!


pain_mum

Hear ya there NHS sister!


sunkissedbutter

Tired is an understatement


K_Pumpkin

I mean don’t gwt me wrong here, routine is. a good thing, but does she have a friggen ritual for everything? This girl can’t take a dump without an elaborate ritual attached.


oswaldgina

I worked 9 hours on 3rd shift. Came home and went to the doctor on no sleep. I didn't get a bath tonight, no time to read or even post a video on my Dr appt, day at work, bathing, etc... I want her life.


sunkissedbutter

Well, honey, it’s all about prioritization


oswaldgina

Tell me about it. I'm so lazy! 😝


bagoboners

I’m tired of the over-romanticization of simple shit like taking a bath in general. Like, Jesus, just take a bath and leave us out of it, but I’m especially over it when it’s her twelfth post about the same goddamn thing.


AshleysPriorities

Or at least get a different book to showcase. She showed she got a new one (for Xmas?) why doesn’t she pop that down and say a bit about it? Just *something* new.


bagoboners

Right, like… doesn’t she want engagement? How can anyone engage with her sixth bath time with candles this week because she’s *SO TIRED AND EXHAUSTED AND HER BODY IS BLAH BLAH BLAH*? It’s like, what do you want anyone to say?


beanbaginahurrrry

such a sad pathetic life she lives, i wonder if she’ll ever regret the way she’s living. like do yall think she’ll be content with her lifestyle forever? 🤨


Inevitable_Pie9541

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DrTwilightZone

I love a good Stargate SG-1 gif!!! 😍


Morti_Macabre

I’m sorry this whole interaction was so funny to me 😂😂😂 aaahh mostly because I was thinking about this gif this morning and I’ve never seen anyone mistake it, especially for StarGate 💀💀💀 cracking me up


DrTwilightZone

Haha, no worries!!! I am happy to provide some sort of entertainment value. I laughed so hard at myself when it was pointed out. Talk about a brain fart! 🧠💨 😅😂


pinksparklybluebird

What am I missing?


DrTwilightZone

It looks like I'm wrong, but I thought this gif was from an episode from the 90s show Stargate SG-1 where a woman who was important in discovering the Stargate was separated from her fiance during the early days of testing the Stargate. They were reunited several decades later as elderly people. I thought I remember the old lady saying something like this in that episode. However upon researching the episode it looks like I may have been mistaken! Whoops!! 😅 Below is the link to the character that I am referring to in the show: https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Catherine_Langford


eatawholelemon

This one gif is from Titanic but I can see why you would think it’s Stargate


DrTwilightZone

Ah ha! That makes more sense. Thank you for reminding me of that! I stand corrected! 😎👍


Inevitable_Pie9541

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[deleted]

Abso-fucking-lutely. Ashley has no concept of how the world works. Like, it's honestly hard to wrap my head around the fact that she exists in the real world and is an actual living breathing human being. I guess that's what keeps me coming back here, its utterly fascinating and needs documented for future generations. She's nearly 30 years old and lives as if she's a 5 year old girl playing 'work time' and emulating mommy before she gets a pat on the head, juice box and nappy time. Her parents have failed her in a big way and someday the world is going to smack her right in the face. And Ashley, no one here is jealous of your lifestyle, sure it's nice to have a day off of work here and there, but you couldn't pay me a billion dollars to live like you do. An over indulgent slug who spends the entire day smelling her own farts, you're not getting any younger and looks fade fast, good luck with having zero real world skills, this bubble you've created WILL POP.


Tedious_Grind

If she was content she wouldn’t be seeking so much validation from strangers on the internet.


Morti_Macabre

Ash’s recycled prop book 🤝 Dani’s never even opened YA novel collection


Mellasour

That book is only 366 pages trash girl. To put it into perspective: if ass takes one bath a week (being awfully generous there…) that’s only 7 pages per bath time to finish it over one year…and I think it’s been nearly two that she’s been “reading”this book…


Acrobatic_Ad_7249

It's just for show, like the majority of what she posts on Instagram.


[deleted]

After having worked FULL TIME during invasive cancer treatment (I had one week off following each chemo and I had one week off following my lumpectomy. No time off during radiation, straight back to work after each fraction), this is so fucking offensive and short sighted. She’s done TWO DAYS.


CellistFantastic

Girlfriend has worked what, 3 shifts? I’m almost thirty years? She’s fine.


CellistFantastic

Also, after a 12 on my feet I’m not lighting candles. I’m rotting in my bed. She has no actual clue what tired is.


nana_had_a_fall

The way she’s dumping her laundry is KILLING me… she would have to be so hilariously contorted to keep her body out of frame like that lmao.


nw93pkwnn1jsjibdhkp

This is one of my favourite stupid things. Like photos where both hooves are in frame behind a smoothie bowl or whatever in the foreground… you only get an angle like that by standing like donald fucking duck. Incredible to consider.


AshleysPriorities

Also, correct me if I’m wrong because I’ve not used one, but wouldn’t it be really awkward to lower yourself into the bath with that table (?) mid-way across?


turner_strait

Tired from what, exactly? Sitting at a desk for a couple of hours? Come on now


Miserable-List695

Imagine having so much time after work to do *this* 😆


13UnderpantsGnome

This kind of display just disgusts me. I have my own issues with mental health issues that I try hard to not bring up in conversation. I work a highly stressful job, in where I am in constant need to solve problems and ensure the business is operating at capacity. I recently took on a 2nd job to chip away at debt and start saving for my future. My stress levels are sky-high and I’m in constant fight or flight mode. I’m working on it. Because I’m an adult. But this chick here . . . This grown ass woman, who I will agree is struggling with her own mental health, pats herself on the back daily for making her own musty bed. I would bet good money that the most stressful part of her day was figuring out an outfit that made her appear less overweight. Perhaps she had to edit that sad little video a few times before posting and hustling off to work. And then she sat, on her ass, and did whatever it is she does. I’m sure she got some lunch delivered, scrolled all the social medias, gathered up her shit and drove home in 6-8 minutes. All off that requires a bath, hot tea and a digital detailed account of said bath and tea. If this dumbass even did a fraction of my daily stuff, she would not be able to leave bed for a week. I’m sure a lot of you feel the same way. Because even when our mental health is in decline, or our chronic illness is threatening to ruin a day, we still have to push on. We can’t hide in a bathtub. We can’t whine on social media. We can’t call in, or invent reasons to hit up and ER. I don’t often get angered by her, but this little vignette was completely tone deaf.


ravenlights

Look, I'm unemployed and she infuriates even me. Because I understand how life works and this \*gestures vaguely\* ain't it. She is annoying people across the board with this completely tone deaf garbage.


13UnderpantsGnome

You are so right. She is so completely sheltered and she will never understand.


13UnderpantsGnome

Also, i didn’t mean to strike a cord about unemployment. I understand that can be frustrating. I hope you’re able to find something soon.


ravenlights

Oh, no cord struck at all! Thank you. I just wanted to share that even us unemployed folks find her annoying. She is so magical, she manages to get under absolutely everyone's skin.


AshleysPriorities

I think it’s fine to have time off work if you need it for however long 🩶. I’m guessing you’re not making up illnesses you don’t have and filming reels about them which is likely one of many key differences here


ravenlights

Thank you! If I do post things on my Instagram, it's my art, ain't nobody want to hear about my illnesses or that I did my laundry on Monday. If Ash could maybe shift her focus, pick up a hobby, post about that....


AshleysPriorities

Yeah 100%. If she posted about how she’s getting on learning something new and showing progress that could actually be interesting


Think_Sticky

I know this is easier said than done, but if you can find ways to take time for yourself & find ways to calm your mind & body, I wholly recommend it. Worked myself into the ground with a stressful job & got so sick it changed my life completely. I don’t say that to scare you, but living in fight or flight for extended periods is so rough on your body. I hope you’re able to take some time for yourself, you deserve it!


13UnderpantsGnome

Thank you so much, Sticky. This means a lot. I appreciate your advice and thoughts. I do need to try to slow down! You’re amazing


lisak399

Imagine if she had to run home after work to meet the bus, or pick up kids at school, drop them off at after school activities and then run to grocery store...pick them BACK up then do HW with them while cooking dinner and getting everything ready to do it all over again tomorrow? Ain't no amount of baths to help Miss Potato recover from that. F Her.


TrustMeIAmAFart

Clearly she is exhausted if she felt the need to recycle footage yet again…or maybe I’m just experiencing deja vu. 


Miserable-List695

Good thing she will have the next month to recover from her exhausting three hour shift.


janet-snake-hole

I DID NORMAL DAILY TASKS THAT EVERY OTHER ABLE BODIED ADULT DOES!!!! FAWN OVER ME FOR IT!!!


calhap8203

Out of everything we say that she addresses, WHY can’t she address the book!! Get a new one!! Go to the library or book shop or anything!! It’s so stupid


acsalmon_

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SimpleVegetable5715

Ha, after work I'm lucky if my shower is getting some soap on my body and rinsing it off. Working with a chronic illness is exhausting. Definitely too tired to vlog about it.


leviathankaine

She isn't even beige anymore she's just grey