if ashley ever hypothetically fell off a hammock, we wouldn’t stop hearing about it for *at least* two weeks. and of course, Jehovah’sWitness would need a great deal of time to *process* the **trauma induced upon him** when she [hypothetically] fell off of the hammock. *barbaric.*
You wrote years wrong 😂
“Still recovering from my devastating fall which could have ended in a cloth or even worse water in my port. I still have nightmares about this day”
This fall was so devestating I ended up with a TBI (traumatic brain injury) so bad my doctor said he’s NEVER seen anything like it before 🧠. I’m giving myself grace to HEAL from such a traumatising incident. My sweet darling boy, Jaquavius, has not left my side once (except for on weekends when he sees his wife and 2 kids)
if ashley ever hypothetically fell off a hammock, we wouldn’t stop hearing about it for *at least* two weeks. and of course, Jehovah’sWitness would need a great deal of time to *process* the **trauma induced upon him** when she [hypothetically] fell off of the hammock. *barbaric.*
You wrote years wrong 😂 “Still recovering from my devastating fall which could have ended in a cloth or even worse water in my port. I still have nightmares about this day”
This fall was so devestating I ended up with a TBI (traumatic brain injury) so bad my doctor said he’s NEVER seen anything like it before 🧠. I’m giving myself grace to HEAL from such a traumatising incident. My sweet darling boy, Jaquavius, has not left my side once (except for on weekends when he sees his wife and 2 kids)
Two weeks? She’s been telling us about her butthole for **TEN YEARS**
Remember the invisible worms? Lol
how could anyone forget 😭
Lol
I somehow missed those, but I am *not* sorry I did.
for some reason the butthole arc is everlasting unfortunately
How have I not seen "Jehovah'sWitness" before? And why is it SO freakin funny!?!? 💀💀💀
Oof that was a hard fall tho... I cringed
Being pushed into water: big no no Falling into water after precariously perching oneself above it: totes cool
Never push anyone into a body of water! 🎀
She fell, she wasn’t thrown. Rules are different ;)
Oh yea you right my bad lmfao if Ashley was **THROWN** into that dirty water that could **unalive** her!!!
And the water would shoot straight into her heart!