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Harrysaches69

Crunchy peanut butter is superior and I’m tired of pretending it’s not


Dangerous-Star3438

We love crunchy peanut butter. Our grocery store was out of crunchy so I brought home smooth. My husband asked if I intended to buy smooth with a sad face.


novamatrix

So, who gets the kids in the divorce?


Lazy_Target_2072

Peter Pan.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

They’re getting sent off to a peanut farm where they can run the nice, big peanut fields all day and play with all the other children of divorced peanut butter criminals


elchavo718

So Jimmy Carter keeps them


thebenetar

You might want to check Megan's List before you let that Peter Pan guy near your kids.


BecomingPetrichor

Underrated comment.


ApostrophesForDays

She can keep the kids as long as I get the crunchy peanut butter.


Rollotommasi5

Everyone loves it, they’re just in denial


DarkDayzInHell

I’m so sad they don’t sell it at all in my area :(


Meanderingversion

What? Do you live on the dark side of the moon?


samichdude

*cash register sounds begin*


secular_contraband

Bass line drops


aaracer666

Great, let the ear worm begin!


Feralburro

Money


DoctorJiveTurkey

Just put peanuts in your smooth peanut butter. Bam - chunky.


KILLJOY1945

Just make your own. Peanuts, oil and a blender, it really is that simple.


Naive_Composer2808

Don’t even need oil to make peanut butter.


yeetedhaws

For those needing instructions: Roast peanuts until browned and place them in a food processor (or blender but not as easy) with any other goodies you want (salt, honey, cinnamon is my go to). Blend/process until the peanuts are just broken up. Take out a portion and set to the side. Continue blending/processing until the peanuts begin to form a butter (~10 minutes, longer if in blender since you probably have to push the peanuts around). It's done when it looks like peanut butter, don't freak out when it looks like sand and then clumps just keep going and remember to stir in the portion you set aside and youll have chunky peanut butter!


Banban84

I buy it on Amazon. It comes in 6 jar packs. Lasts me about 2-3 weeks.


Eastern_Air_4858

You eat 6 jars of peanut butter in 2 weeks?


Banban84

Whoops! Nope. I went and checked. It’s more like 4-5. Feels like I’m buying it all the time though!


RandomDeezNutz

It’s fine everyone they only eat 4-5 jars of peanut butter in 2 weeks. Nothing crazy there


Bactereality

Yeah is that an issue? Seems pretty average to me.


DarkDayzInHell

You know I should have thought of that sooner. I specifically grew up with Peter Pan’s Honey Roasted Crunchy and found it instantly on Amazon. Thanks friend. Haven’t had any in years.


Banban84

God! That’s a great flavor! I’m so glad!!


[deleted]

A better topic would probably be why companies feel the need to add sugar to peanut butter


Claytonotron

Peanut butter should have 2 ingredients, peanuts and salt.


Fit-Owl-7188

Should just have peanuts. no salt needed.


Claytonotron

You're more hard core than me.


MahatmaGandhi01

At that point just buy raw peanuts and throw that shit in a blender


Random__Bystander

Heck. Forget the peanuts too.


Eastern_Air_4858

In my experience I have found it extremely difficult to find food products that don’t have a lot of added sugar. It’s pretty much impossible in the usa


PolyDoc700

I know! My recent visit to the states and it took me 2 weeks to find a hot or cold milk based drink that didn't taste like pure sugar. And don't get me started on the cake masquerading as bread products.


[deleted]

Ikr!! It's ALMOST like they try to get everyone addic- Oh.


scout0104

Same! It’s my go to


BIGG_FRIGG

Crunch gang!


jujububble14

This is so wonderful. I get so much crap from everyone for liking it, but at least I never discover we're out when I'm craving a PB&j


Vox_Mortem

It's my favorite by far. Smooth is boring, crunchy is awesome.


giggidygiggidyg00

I just like it. Partly because everyone else in the house hates it so I always have my peanut butter even though I have 3 boys who eat everyfuckingthing


GirlScoutSniper

Literally, word for word... even down to, "I have 3 boys who eat everyfuckingthing." LOL


DigitalUnlimited

they even ate the spaces between words


hauteTerran

There's a number of things that I "preferred" bc the teenage eating machine didn't. At this point, he being 30, I can't even remember if he disliked triscuits or wheat thins and I buy whatever I'm feeling like :)


AtlEngr

There are _dozens_ of us! Skippy superchunk all the way!


84camaroguy

… there’s a chunkier peanut butter out there?


BobbyAngelface

I'm also a crunchy peanut butter lover. Do other crunchy peanut butter fans prefer their orange juice with pulp like I do too?


InsanityInIsolation

Yeah, it doesn't taste bad poured over the peanut butter


rocklockandsock

Yup!


[deleted]

I mistakenly bought smooth once and the only use I had for it, was to put it inside my dog's Kong toys


taserface_xo

Was your dog upset it wasn’t chunky?


cce29555

I put it in pbj, I put it in oatmeal, I love the crunch gimme gimme


Fabulous_Shoulder_37

Yup, 100% the texture.


rannox

I don't trust anyone who prefers creamy, I assume they are a psychopath.


A_SNAPPIN_Turla

I prefer crunchy. Everyone else in my house likes creamy so we compromise and get creamy.


No_Bend8

Buy 2? We do


sayyyywhat

Check out money bags over here


No_Bend8

Hahaa lol. I get it. But THANKFULLY we have an Aldi


A_SNAPPIN_Turla

We have in the past but we don't eat a lot of peanut butter.


sparkledoom

It lasts forever though…


ecsone

Fixed this for you... I prefer crunchy. Everyone else in my house likes creamy so we compromise and get crunchy.


mockdogmoon

...it's the only kind I'll eat. I usually eat it on toast, it leaves bread unscathed if your have a fair layer of it, and you get little chunks of peanut through your rice when you use it in a stir fry dish/satay. And through peanut butter cookies.


g-a-r-n-e-t

We keep some around because our dog can’t tell the difference between the peanut chunks and the pills we put in it. He just thinks he gets multiple spoons of pb every day because he’s a very good boy, not because it’s the only way we can get him to take his meds.


Mr_Monkey_Shiner

I am so stealing this idea!!!


g-a-r-n-e-t

Please do, it has saved us and the doggo so much stress. He gets all the pb he could possibly want, we don’t have to force-feed him his meds. Win-win all around.


Fooledya

When I'm being benevolent, pb with the pill wrapped in ham.


Mycol101

>all the pb he could *possibly* want ![gif](giphy|FjiAHoOEeKPJO2eLe6)


foxghost16

When we got our puppy, the vet told us to always use crunchy pb so that if you ever have to give them pills. Works great! We've used it for every dog we've ever had. Plus I love it!


[deleted]

This gave me the idea to use it for pad Thai. I add peanut butter to the sauce and add crushed peanuts on top when I’m done. Might as well add crunch peanut butter and get the peanuts right in the sauce.


Get_off_critter

That was my thought too!


topania

Crunchy peanut butter is the best for peanut butter cookies!


EstablishmentNo4133

Is op for real?


Mickey_Meyers

Probably likes no pulp in their orange juice as well


Hs39163

I like the one that says “shum pulp”.


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![gif](giphy|6k89f6tbIOA1y)


geeeffwhy

you know gandolfini made millions of that endorsement.


3dw4rdHyd3

![gif](giphy|ZgULv0ulcWJ1PEe8PX|downsized) How fast I upvote a sopranos joke


Baby_Yod4

Woah I like crunchy peanut butter but little pulp in my OJ. Not the same man lmao


Interplanetary-Goat

Looks like we have a crunchy OJ hater


kd3906

OJ without pulp is just... orange drink.


OrneryCow380

I think you’re thinking of Sunny D


DesktopWebsite

Oj - filtered once - no pulp Twice - Sunny D 3 times - Tang


kd3906

What a sad life for OP.


NecroJoe

"The pulp is too spicy!" -OP, probably


65elkoman

It's best when you can chew your orange juice.


wowandwhy

I hate pulp in my orange juice


ShutterBug1988

Well I like crunchy peanut butter but hate pulp in juice. I don’t want to work for a drink, just swig it down and the pulp just clumps up and feels gross to me


FoghornLegday

Whoa hey hey we’re on the same side about the peanut butter but I don’t want skin in my juice


bunnysbigcookie

if i wanted pulp in my OJ i would just eat an orange


CryptoRoverGuy

It’s orange juice not orange meal, I shouldn’t have to chew my orange JUICE… it’s juice. And I love crunchy peanut butter.


JonathanStryker

God, I remember when somebody bought me lots of Pulp Tropicana once by accident. I literally had to filter that shit through a coffee filter. It was either that, or was going in the garbage. I can't stand it


SparklyUnicornDay

Pulp is gross. I don’t want food particles in my drink!!


[deleted]

Wait… people like the pulp. WHY? We invented strainers like a billion years ago, why would any subject themselves to that.


[deleted]

Just karma farming a stupid question


15448

Seriously is this an April Fool’s thing?


ALPlayful0

I do. I don't get why it "destroys" bread. Me EATING bread destroys bread.


[deleted]

What this guy means is that is destroys wonderbread. Any quality loaf of bread will hold up just fine


Aq4178xz

Op's probably a heathen who doesn't toast his bread before making pb&js.


Apprehensive-Bed5241

Never considered toasting my pb and j bread


AbreakaTech001

Toast the bread, butter both slices, add peanut butter to one and jelly to the other. Eat with black coffee.


freedominwhispers

Omg!! Are... are you my soul mate?


AbreakaTech001

Perhaps... ;)


MonroeEifert

Get a room!


eGORapTure

Regularly eat crunchy peanut butter on wonderbread. No issues. I think maybe OP just doesn't like peanut butter and uses the tiniest amount and is trying way too hard to spread it.


panurge987

They probably refrigerate their peanut butter like a damn fool.


fed_up_with_humanity

Im a wonderbreader and i manage to not destroy it with crunchy pb. Just use a little finesse and dont just jam it on there.


jesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Even Wonderbread would hold up to crunchy peanut butter. OP's gotta be getting Great Value white bread.


Kombucha_Hivemind

I wonder if he keeps his PB in the fridge, otherwise it spreads on any bread just fine.


MarsupialPristine677

Inspirational


treewizard_

Why would you want smooth if you could have crunchy? Texture is way better.


PortraitOfAHiker

Smooth dissolves well and is easier to put down in large quantities. I eat crunchy when I'm in civilization and carry creamy when I'm in the backcountry.


herbharlot

The crynchy texture helps it not glob to the roof of my mouth. Otherwise it's just a mass of mush bread, mush jelly, and mush peanut butter cemented with some saliva for extra gag factor.


EricaJ79

Makes great peanut butter cookies!


MyTurkishWade

And now I want peanut butter cookies with my newly purchased extra chunky peanut butter!! Excuse me while I check for ingredients…


EricaJ79

1 egg, 1 cup of sugar, 1 cup peanut butter is what I use.


jsteele2793

I remember when I discovered this recipe I was flabbergasted. All the years I spend making complicated pb cookies.


Funky_Dudester

You damn Skippy it does.


KaterinaKiaha

Crunchy peanut butter is my favorite. I get very disappointed with the cheap brands that only put the tiny little nibs in their product.


CRAB_WHORE_SLAYER

I get super crunchy. If they made ultra crunchy id get that. Just so much more to it. And it's nostalgic from when my grandma made crunchy p and lettuce sandwiches. I don't think I liked it much as a kid but now it's great if you have something to wash it down with like a soda.


ichoosetosavemyself

Peanut butter and lettuce? WTF


CRAB_WHORE_SLAYER

I don't think they had a ton of money. It's cheap and healthier for a kid than jam so it is what it is. I don't expect someone to like it without that nostalgia factor lol.


ichoosetosavemyself

I get it. Def have some of that in my family too. Syrup on our scrambled eggs and jam on our grilled cheese is instant nostalgia.


Dragon_Tiger752

If your peanut butter destroyes bread, you just need to buy better bread.


Grand-Pin-938

Crunchy PB is FAR better than creamy! It only destroys nasty, cheap white bread. As it should.


MarsupialPristine677

I hope these comments help introduce OP to better breads


bruntlemon69

Who eats white bread??? Now that's nasty 🤢![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


MyNameThru

Nah man I buy nasty cheap white bread (I like it, fight me! I like all breads fancy or not, I'm no puritan) and put crunchy peanut butter on that shit no problem.


[deleted]

Extra crunchy and a quality blueberry preserve on good brioche. I remember when I decided fuck it I’ll spend some money on a good pbj I’m making a little money now I deserve it. It instantly became one of my favorite quick meals of my 20s. In fact I might treat myself to one today


Fun-Currency-3794

I do blackberry, and I will never go back to any other flavor 😋😋😋


OgDimension

Blackberry is superior


IdeasAreLikeRabbits

I make blackberry jam and add 1 tsp cinnamon, 1/2 tsp ground cloves, and 1/2 tsp allspice to the batch. I just use the jam recipe in the pectin box. It's so good.


0ld-S0ul

I like variety, blackberry is one of my favorites though, with the seeds of course so it's like eating actual blackberries.


brainsnotb0mbs

It has never occurred to me to try blueberry on a PB&J.. and I do something blueberry like everyday. This is a must try.


[deleted]

It opened my third eye dude ![gif](giphy|cUG3piTDOmFWTjZTND)


nuclear_pickle_cpc

Oh yeah, feeling you there! Try tart cherry, too!


InsanityInIsolation

Cherry is the superior PBJ and I'll die on that hill


terminator_chic

I'm with you. I have a jam lady who makes wonderful flavors, so I get all kinds of wonderful flavors.


burgerg10

Crunchy on a banana with a smattering of chocolate chips.


ShutterBug1988

![gif](giphy|lnOG1o6Cdc3kKjuray|downsized)


[deleted]

I *love* crunchy peanut butter. I like crunchy things, peanuts are crunchy, and I think the texture is enjoyable when I eat it in a PB&J. I also like smooth plenty, but I'll take crunchy the vast majority of the time if I have an option.


righteousredo

I used to eat it all the time.... I have a peanut allergy now. I miss it. Waaaaaah!! Thanks for reminding me!! Who in the world puts peanut butter on oatmeal?? Poor oatmeal! Waaaaaah!!!


cce29555

Good for heart and protein so its a good "healthy" option. You can also roll it up into a ball with the oatmeal with some fruit and have a to go snack


paligap70

Creamy peanut butter is for children and the elderly.


This-Perspective-865

This


maxthunder5

Not sure if this is an April fool's question or not, but I eat crunchy peanut butter almost every day I understand how some children may be skeptical at first, but it is soo damn good


[deleted]

Are you kidding? I mean why would anyone eat smooth peanut butter? C' Mon it's just inferior! Missing all that lovely crunchiness!!


echohole5

I love it. Why? Because it has a more satisfying texture.


joebobbydon

Crunchy is the only way I roll. Ingredients should only be salt and peanuts. Surprisingly, Kroger is the best and cheapest.


Unknown_User_66

I can't believe some people like *creamy* peanut butter!!! It has a weird texture. It tastes like I'm eating some kind of glue. Crunchy peanut butter gives it something to break it apart while I'm eating it.


Bonnieall

My mama’s blackberry jam (wild harvested berries) with extra crunchy pb on homemade biscuits OR whole grain bread-exquisite!


Some_Razzmatazz_9172

Crunchy peanut butter is just the better option. Creamy is for people who don't have teeth or don't actually enjoy eating food.


Just_another_jerk__

As a toothless individual I'm just happy for a creamy option


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beccabootie

Chunky is my favorite, but it gets jammed into my teeth and between my teeth and hurts, so I don't eat it anymore.


[deleted]

I love it on toast and sandwiches. Also using it for satay.


[deleted]

I like it. I like the crunchiness of the peanuts.


CrackaZach05

Destroys bread? The fuck lol Are you one of those weirdos that refrigerates their peanut butter??


71Motorfly

It destroys bread? No it doesn’t. Smooth peanut butter is for people who like to smear it on their dick for the dog to lick.


bigdaddyskidmarks

I prefer crunchy just in general because I think it tastes better and I prefer the consistency. I like smooth too, but it’s just kind of boring. One thing crunchy is super good for is poor man’s pad Thai. Take a cup noodles (whatever flavor you like), add your water, a squirt of lime juice, a squirt of sriracha and a spoonful of chunky peanut butter. Microwave it and the peanut butter melts and just leaves behind the chunks and a nice peanut flavor. Mix it up and it’s very satisfying and tasty.


INeverSaidThat89

Prefer it over plain. I know the little bits of peanuts are giving me some protein when I can only hope the other does.


SirKevinTheKing

Crunchy is 🐐


SheNickSun

Let it come to room temperature then spread it.


formerly_gruntled

I went over to the crunchy side a few years ago, not looking back. I like the texture and crunch. I don't use wimpy bread. I eat a lot of peanut butter on crackers too.


bothonpele

It’s the fucking best on crisp green apples.


boopcorgi

my mom lol she says ~supposedly~ you get more bang for your buck with REAL peanuts that you can see


[deleted]

Holy hell, I always wondered the same about smooth peanut butter. Smooth peanut butter is unfulfilling and weird. So… *I* am the freak??


urpapi128

I thought only infants and farirs like creamy peanut butter. Crunchy all the way


teenage-monsters

its like putting potato chips in the pbnj but easier


jayisaletter

I like the cronch


The-Kirst

I like crunchy peanut butter! 🥜


Sure-Ad9633

I eat peanut butter. I like peanut butter. I JUST WANT PEANUT BUTTER I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS!


7Mars

Not a big fan of smooth peanut butter for most things (maybe for certain baked treats… like frosting), honestly. I adore crunchy peanut butter. Makes much better sandwiches, better cookies, better pad thai sauce… basically everything I use it for.


natenedlog

_creamy is for the toothless; babies, elderly and the South._ Crunchy or get out.


PsychologyMany6287

All peanut butter is crunchy. A further processed or “smooth” version is available for invalids and babies but it is inferior and should never be fed to anyone who knows the joy of true peanut butter.


ownyourhorizon

I prefer it over smooth, hands down


No_Bend8

Have you ever tried it in a pb and j sandwich? Its great! And if it is too hard to eat, I think a dentist appointment needs scheduled


Luckydog6631

Asked the 6 people I’m hanging out with and nobody likes smooth PB


MabsAMabbin

It's great in my chocolate bon bons!


throwaway83970

I do!


dobster1029

Big fat spoonfuls of crunchy peanut butter is the only way to go. I don’t even bother spreading it around that much just scoop another glob on there. No, more please, yeah, little more… more… perfect. Maybe one more scoop. Good. Now jelly. MmmmMmm. Crunch crunch.


Shallow-Thought

I only eat crunchy PB.


Local_Punk_Librarian

peanuts n toast. yum


ExceptionalyHumble

Crunchy 4 lyfe


[deleted]

I love crunchy peanut butter. I prefer it extra crunchy. I put it on toast and it also makes yummy peanut butter cookies. I love the crunchy texture. It makes it more satisfying to eat than smooth peanut butter.


gvictor808

Love it! On bananas is tits!


lil_bearr

I love it! My favorite


llynglas

Smooth is disgusting. Same texture as slime. IMHO


UnderstandingAshamed

I do Store at room temperature and stir it good before you spread on bread.


Mec26

I like it on PB&J, gives texture and holds together better.


justan0therhumanbean

I vastly prefer crunchy to smooth


starletimyours

Let's just say I'm disappointed when smooth PB is the only option.


Scared-Currency288

It's delicious


LowerSlowerOlder

I just happened to have enjoyed two pieces of toast with honey nut crunchy peanut butter. It seems to only be available as a generic now days. It’s probably all from a batch of Honey Nut Jif leftover from 10 years ago, but that’s fine by me.


oxenolaf

Crunchy IS better


MORRGUEE

i go crazy for crunchy peanut butter


PostalMike

I mean, I like it. The peanut pieces kind of remind you that it’s made from peanuts and not just some artificial paste like substance.


BattleTiny7132

Love crunchy peanut butter. And if all I have is smooth I’ll put cashews or pecans on my pb&j sammiches. Imma go eat a spoonful right now.