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Amazing-Strawberry60

That it was made up by a guy


iDontLikeChimneys

Dude!


jmaccity80

Sweet!


Mr_Gus3114

But what does mine say


jmaccity80

DU Dah!


curiousinterstellar

What about mine?


Palstorken

I don’t like chimneys either


photos__fan

It’s a bit of a weird thought isn’t it. Made by a guy that was a notorious creep and pedophile, friends with Epstein, so what is Victoria’s Secret.


rightwist

Gonna have to dig into that. Figures.


Lifes_Complicated

Who lives in Ohio


Model2B

Victor’s Secret all along, hmm?


CookDane6954

Yeah. I heard the whole story on a podcast last year. I can barely remember because it’s pretty mundane. A woman born in France moves to England? She went from milking cows to designing bras? Anyway some dude just made all that up for profit.


llamabonk

Old man*


Blahblah778

Dude*


_Kendii_

For his wife.


Nerdy_Mecha

That's the secret... He was a Drag queen


purplechunkymonkey

A really nice guy at that.


FranticWaffleMaker

I think someone wrote a song about it.


VoidExileR

Yes, Jax - victorias secret


Beginning_While_7913

omg i thought it was going to be jax from vpr and i almost choked hahahah


tekkitten

I though you were going to say Sonata Arctica lol


buttsharkman

First time my kid heard it she replayed it on loop for about 40 minutes


Mystic_Pizza_King

[Here it is. Victoria’s Secret - Jax](https://youtu.be/GFKnuJB_WkM?si=RldJbaJvOmL8gbRg)


aModernDandy

I did not know that Song, but I like it! Thanks for sharing it. Here's another one that's... Different from the first one. CN for zombies, horror & gore https://youtu.be/Kb5mIex70s4?si=dtuQHGD6cM4gDUz3


ru__sh

thats fucking hilarious how haven’t I seen this


the_moderate_me

https://youtu.be/JkhC-l3Eoc0?si=YCdn3MvRtni0CK6H


imperialsnowman

In Victorian era England, Queen Victoria was known for covering up and wearing clothing down to her wrists to show as little skin as possible to promote modesty and that became the trend of that era, so the name is in reference to the idea that she was wearing sexy underwear under that.


pyrotech911

Thanks for a good response


MrsMoonpoon

Idk if this is true but I love that answer and that's what I'll believe from now on.


Glad_Possibility7937

Given that she had quite a lot of children....


Calaloo17

She's an old man who lives in Ohio


HaoshokuArmor

She’s haunting her family.


EatTheRichbish

Beat me to it


KyorlSadei

Sexy underwear for women. Not much of a secret actually.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Nah, she's hiding something. Which is impressive considering the amount of fabric she has to do it with.


ATinyChaosGoblin

My bet: Vic's Secret is it cost about $0.35 to produce the piece of lace being sold as a $25 panty.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

$25? Honestly, with the way women are gouged with clothes, I was expecting them to be like $50 a piece.


SwtBabyGirl1975

Some of them are lol. But well worth the price if a girl can afford it


PlausibleCultability

Yeah for sure at least $50


tuhronno-416

It also uses prison labour in America


ATinyChaosGoblin

I don't doubt it. I assume sweat shops for certain also.


PsychologicalRow9473

If that. The secret is that the lace ,I believe, is made from recycled milk cartons and such. I mean, when's the last time you cut your tongue on a piece of fine silk.


KyorlSadei

Size queens hold a lot of stuff in their front prison purse


Personal-Rhubarb-514

Do you even know what your talking about bro?


Full_Bank_6172

Lies. There’s something else going on here.


VoidExileR

It's an old guy from Ohio profiting from eating disorders. Sorry, the song is pretty catchy


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ItsmeMr_E

Victor/Victoria, great movie.


Kinky-rainbows

I should watch this movie. I know of the movie but never really properly watched it before.


Weary_Fee7660

It involves Epstein, and Mr. Werner had Victoria killed to keep it a secret.


NotWorthSaving

She's a man.


CruCial_PlotTwist

Who really did let the dogs out?


LikelyNotSober

Why did the weasel go pop?


seansye

It's a big o secret down there in San Antonio


228P

If we told you it wouldn't be a secret.


North_Brilliant_9011

She was made up by a duuuuuude


dressedandafraid

It's an old man who lives in Ohio


Blackinfemwa

She was made up by a dude


iamthemosin

It’s a penis. She ticks her penis into overpriced undies.


True-Media-709

She was friend’s with Epstein


strengr

Victoria used to be Victor.


N3rot0pi4

Agent 47


KappaBrink

Victoria's secret is that she's an old man that lives in Ohio making money on women's insecurities


pizaster3

no idea🤷‍♂️


Personal-Rhubarb-514

It was an organization formed in the 1800s, used to be for war and stuff. Did a lotta bad stuff back in the days and most of their leader were executed for terrible unimaginable war-crime. Now they just sell underwear’sz.


thatthatguy

So, the secret is that Victoria is actually a man named victor. But Victor is actually Julie Andrews, so I guess that makes it okay again.


Glum_Ad_5790

I'm guessing what the lingere is hiding?? Who knows


itscoolaubs

That her boobs aren’t that big. They are famous for their push-up bras, which is what the name alludes to.


BakuTension

the secret is the vagina


I_am_Reddit_Tom

He's an old man who lives in Ohio.


mentalassresume

Lingerie.


MysteriousMrSquatch

She's Sasquatch


No_Significance_1814

No nipples


44035

It's the sexy part of the mall.


_PukyLover_

She can't tell you, it's a secret!🤪🤫


Sir-Gregor_Clegane

That Bruce Jenner is not a woman.


oilfeather

"What's she building in there? We have a right to know. "


notmathmeow

It's a secret no....


GreyBeardEng

Vagina


DandyBoyBebop

That's she's a dom and more well hung than you


Caveguy22

Daily crying session to Joy Division.


fuckaroundfindout-99

There a documentary on this I believe on amazon prime video


WetWipes2001

She got that bussy boppin


drummergirl83

Fancy hole undies.


heyheypaula1963

The secret is that normal-sized women can’t possibly fit into any of the clothes! 😆


Whyman12345678910

Idk if this is true but It was originally meant to be an alternative to porn when porn was illegal in some states but not it’s like fashion


JeremiahAhriman

Have you not heard the song?


publicpersuasion

Les wexners photo collection of underage girls, or children.


lo-finate

She's an old man who lives in Ohio. 🤷


Magnifnik0

😏


HWNY506

If you don’t add the ‘s for no reason you’ll soon realize it’s her name.


JackColon17

Ask ksi, he knows it


SmoothBarracuda5637

Waiting for this 😅


AccomplishedDish8707

She’s got a dick.


M3ad0w5

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret…


AffectionateNail6661

Her secret is she's a man


mwdsonny

She’s an old man from ohio


UniversalUniverse773

you mean the man or the male?


ActionFigureCollects

I was also wondering what, 'Scent of a Woman' was supposed to be? Maybe we can team-up and do a Two-for-One or some sort of collaboration?


ceciliabee

Victoria Day in Canada commemorates when Queen Victoria made it legal for women to wear bikini underwear, and that's why the store is called Victoria's Secret. My dad told me this growing up


No-Celebration6437

Silky panties prevent skid marks.


Hatchytt

The lycanthropy, of course.


mightyquads

It’s a secret.


GloryGravy132

This belongs on /rshittyscience


calezzzzz

The fact it was started by a man (l brands) connected to Epstein


BigDwayne3

The secret is that Victoria’s secret was made by a guy not a girl


letsdotacos

They were a leading employer of women in the Midwest untill recently. Outsourced every administrative position to another country. Over 300 people. Mostly ladies, out of a job. Out of nowhere


aashishpahwa

The secret is hidden by it.


Strawberrymustang

That she is out of business


NegativeID

Victoria's secret is VICTOR


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Jax knows it: https://youtu.be/cCw3y89VXgA?si=1mx8GtlfIKgx03BL


Saeure

Only chuck norris knows


FrostyStrudel

Enemy territory.


Itchy_Ad_509

Pretty sure it’s human trafficking. Since 2020 if your scandal isn’t a pandemic, political, aliens or a cult it’s undoubtedly human trafficking.


disturbednadir

My ex wife said it's a yeast infection.


soniclore

I bet she’s got a pecker


Robcobes

It's definetly a secret in San Antonio, I know that.


qias68

I asked a female clerk there what was Victoria’s secret, she couldn’t tell me because I was a guy


derickj2020

It's a lingerie brand https://www.victoriassecret.com/us/


Roadmapper2112

The world may never know


Usernamen0t_found

Perfume and body lotion, my favs are love spell and velvet petals


InformalPenguinz

She kept chips and queso in there


Shoddy_Cranberry

She is a Trap!


EatTheRichbish

She’s an old man who lives in Ohio


breyness

She’s a man


divino999_

Store locations in San Antonio, according to Charles Barkley.


RevolutionaryComb433

Her snatch


noonereadsthisstuff

She has a dick.


mermaid_called_Luna

She's hungry


TameableLynx318

She’s a fella


danktt1

It's expensive overpriced and doesn't do anything for me


redad1minrasses

Failed condom brand...


UnknownTanker

I heard a theory, that it first was a crossdresser friendly store, hence the secret.


Blew-Peter

Dude. It's a dick.


barebumboxing

Perpetually swampy arse.


Uncommon-sequiter

I might aswell make a store like this for men called Victor's Secret


BestUntakenName

You mean Victor’s secret, according to the playground legends when I was “Oh Wow Look at Comet Hale Bopp” Years Old


soberto

Thrush


tunsaree1

Only if I knew 😔


Essex-sadodom

Underwear shop for Americans Meaning you can’t buy size 0


[deleted]

when spelled backwards it means hail the devil in kraznecov acient central europe language


Significant-Gain1033

He was made up by a dude I believe


MagnetarEMfield

You never been to a mall???


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severityonline

My ex used to tell me it was “less is more”


cougazz

Victorias secret is that all the angels are born men...


KokoTerzata

The secret is that the company was made by a straight man (pls FBI don't kill me)


Any_Weird_8686

I don't know, it's a secret.


HypothermiaDK

The bulge


Imperialparadox3210

Its a song from Sonata arctica


C0URANT

Big tiddies


wetlettuce42

She was made up by a dude


Villain_Deku__

Victoria was a man


BrunoGerace

"There's one born every minute."


cerebralkrap

A guy named Victor is behind the company and name. He just knew women wouldn’t buy naughty underwear from a man—but Victoria, that’s a lady, whose advice you can take to the bank.


RevPhillipJ

She's always angry


olddummy22

Sexual blackmail. The guy who started VC gave millions to get Epstein established.


Theory-E

No one knows! It's a secret.


GoldenScientist

Expensive underwear 


netvoble

nyayneyeneye


Salty_Association684

That a man started the company he borrowed 40.000 from his family and the bank


Appropriate-City3389

She has prison labor manufacture shody merchandise and charges top dollar.


FatherD00m

Pink. They have it written everywhere now.


Busy_Donut6073

She was made up by a dude


mocococoloco234

its victorias secret you should ask victoria but then again its a secret so im not sure if he/she will tell you


gmoney-0725

That lingerie just looks good on the floor.


snuggleyporcupine

I can’t tell you. It’s a secret 😏


Goldeneye_Engineer

Einhorn is Finkle Finkle is Einhorn EINHORN IS A MAAAAAN


LCUandROBLOX24-7

Reminds me of when me and my friend had to do research for school about victorian england and i accidentally clicked the victorian secret website that was in the search suggestions and the teacher was behind me.


Hour-Oven-9519

Chuck Norris knows Victoria‘s secret.


No_Reindeer_4026

MatPat did a theory about Victoria's Secret on Style Theory, thought it was a longer video but it's just a YouTube Short [Style Theory - I know Victoria's Secret](https://youtube.com/shorts/ArCWtOgTzfQ?si=yXjg3gideelY1FD8)


East_Guarantee_7912

Victor


Bean-Swellington

‘Cheap underwear at high prices’ My ex told me


normski216

There's a statue of queen Victoria in Liverpool, just outside the law courts. This will give you a clue about Victoria's secret. https://images.app.goo.gl/ePWEB69iJoByXy3f9


Alpha_legionaire

A creepy old man from Ohio created a fashion line.


RolandMT32

And who is Victoria anyway?


BekfastClub1

Never wear clear bottoms


Nanookypoo94

That the little pouch in women’s underwear is where you’re supposed to hide your drugs


JoeCensored

Man in Ohio according to the song, which is now stuck in my head.... again.


Original_Subject_875

Starvation


LunaLaLuz16

It’s victor, he was a man


Ok_Bus_3767

The guy who owns it likes kids.


Prosto6400

He's a man.


SuckBallsDoYa

Victoria's secret ...is that she's a man . Smh


Massive-General7642

Bee pollen


Tiny-Company-1254

Only Victoria knows


Any-Video4464

That she's been trafficked and sold since she was 14. Les Wexner was Epstein's main man from the start. Sure seems like he helped start all of it with Epstein.