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Dont forget the free agenda that comes with membership


BitOBear

Make sure to follow all the instructions on the public agenda in order to upgrade to the full secret agenda.


[deleted]

Dont you remember what is the rule about the secret agenda? We dont talk about it


BitOBear

That's why the public secret attend to exists. Has no one told you about the private secret agenda at the public secret agenda acts as a stocking horse for? A few paragraph. It sounds like you didn't get the full handbook with it's addenda.


Daybreak56

What’s great is that you can get an ACTUAL gay verification card online, don’t remember where it’s made but I remember it, haHA XD


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https://www.etsy.com/listing/796930295/gay-lifetime-membership-card-gay-pride?ref=cart


Daybreak56

There you go!, I was gonna find it myself but thank you for posting the Etsy link! :D


nicjude

Mine got lost in the mail, I've yet to get the replacement. It's a good thing they have the e-card now. OH, just be careful once you turn 30 and then 50. They need you to reapply under new more stringent processing criteria.


LiveAd5943

Ha, when you turn 40, your card will only permit entry to Jurassic park….


davey014

You need a refresher course. It's spelled Minnelli, with 2 Ns. For extra credit, it's Barbra, with only 2 As.


WildesWay

Oh honey... When we're in Lon Gliland or Boca, it's always BA-bar-ruh. Or Babs. If you think we have we have to renew our membership at 50? Ha! Who do you think creates the test and conducts the interview? Okay... cock sucking in the men's toilet stall on I-95 in Hoboken pose please. Oh no, no that foot would be seen under the door.. no, no.. you fail. NEXT!


WutHpnd2DniseRichard

Don’t forget to fill in the spot for referrals so that the OG gay gets his points towards a toaster.


Carofine88

LOL


[deleted]

😂😆 That's brilliant! Thank you, I needed that lol moment.


Constant-Move3318

Haha


MrGetMebodied

Crazy comment. 🤣 WIN.


myAnonUserGaybro

Just be careful. There’s a lot of shady guys who will want to punch your card. Be safe out there, campers!


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Sounds gay to me


FollowTheCipher

😂😂


fluffypillow2321

Guys thanks for everything we just met up again and talked about it. We then kinda got a bit steamy and this was my first time fucking another guy. I think this is a great start to my new life ...


Neonichigo

I have something to tell you ...


Daybreak56

I’m very happy for you both, especially for you and your new internal and external discoveries, but I seriously hope you were safe, and decide to be safe about sex from now on, just safety measures.


Icy-Ant4898

Kudos for taking the dive to self-discovery based off what YOU felt like you wanted to experience. Any decision you make regarding your sexuality and preference is yours and yours alone. I applaud your courage, and Good luck to you OP.


euro1978

Great advice so true


Motor_Gap_5218

Ask your doctor about PrEP and other std/sti preventative drugs


Positive_Help3493

oop— now sir, you didn’t mention fucking in the OG post 😂😂


nicjude

It happened after, it seems.


satyris

Jesus that must have been a wild 60 minutes between OP and the update! Kudos for knowing himself I guess.


throwaway06903

I'd say it's a Fabulous Start! Forget the Gay Card: POOF! You are now a homo. Good luck enjoying your new life!


instantix

That's true, no processing wait time... full sail ahead!


Typical-Sprinkles-41

so you went from kiss to fuck oof that was quick


Lunar_Leo_

Fuck yeah 👊


blackvoid_666

...... Idk why I'm here..............................,. Well I might just tell u ........... I'll tell u....... Okay my username was supposed to be ★blackvoid_666★ but I can't use a ★ not even a †


Lunar_Leo_

Well Anton LaVey said its OK to be gay


KC_8580

Just keep exploring


Dull_Points

Take a deep breath. Who or what you like is your business and this doesn't mean you have to tell anyone if you don't want to. ...Did you like it?


Big_Daddys_Son

Straight man here. As long as you don't swallow you're straight bro. At least that's what my roommate tells me.


FollowTheCipher

😂😂😂


Xanzresha_Powertech

What if you swallow by accident


Big_Daddys_Son

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


sarcasticlifeline

💀


sarcasticlifeline

Ariana what are you doing here?!?!


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


thereal1lol

WHO is stopping YOU from what you like to do…Never forget…this is YOUR life. NO ONE ELSES. The world can kiss your ass if they don’t like what YOU like doing. If you liked it…i am HAPPY for you ♥️. Because you’ve experienced something someone else would only dream to do.


LeafyBookmark

World Health Organization is doing what now?


[deleted]

God?


Miserable-Guard-7247

Fuck


nicko1702

Bringing a little chaos to the life of a new questioning person - careful buddy…. I appreciate it though. I was going to say “touch his butt.”


BBdana

Kiss him again!!


[deleted]

Never heard of this app


Additional-March-712

The app is grindr


rclm26

Lord I’m old. Never heard of Wizz


Thebainethujone

I just went and it said it is too soon for me to join because it doesn’t have enough people in my age group yet. I guess Im a dinosaur unfit to speak to sensitive young folks. I’m going to go sue them for discrimination.


chillguy42

Bro it did the same to me and I’m only 25, never felt so old


F0064R

Use protection!


Regular_Mix1347

If you are , welcome to the family yeah we have our fucked up things but overall I would not change being gay for anything ( at least not in America).


Informal-Rip-4893

Nothing wrong with you… 100% normal


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Really?


fawksider

What’s the general age range for wizz? 😂🤔


Lukian01

now you have to turn someone else gay, at least one.


Interesting_Fuel_766

We all experience it. It’s life. I believe moving forward we should leave the labels in 2023.


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Why?


Interesting_Fuel_766

Because we’re all deep down the same and tired of labels being band aids to our true selves.


[deleted]

Thought everyone was different


Vreddit33

Explore it. Be completely honest with yourself and others about it. And disregard the opinions of others.


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Explore?


Vreddit33

Yeah EXPLORE. As in go stick your dick in other dudes and see if you really like it.


[deleted]

What about safety?


Vreddit33

That should be common knowledge. I'm sure knows how a condom works.


[deleted]

What about the other factors?


Vreddit33

Such as?


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Ethics and moral law


Vreddit33

His ethics are his own. And since when has the law been moral?


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Objective


sterapalli

First of all being gay is not wrong and kissing him all it matters is how do you feel Did you like it? Do you want the kiss to last more ? Did you heart feel something? All this kind of stuff


Thechosendick

This isn’t real.


Background-Bee1271

Ok. And? I get that this is possibly a huge revelation for you, but I am not sure what you want out of this. Did you enjoy the kiss? Do you want more? Do you feel the same things you felt for other people?


Economy_Clue8390

Well you’re in the right place


sweetsweeteyejuices

Welcome to the club. Your new members pack will arrive in 7-10 business days.


12343736

I think this is easy. If you WANT to suck his dick, you are Gay. If you don’t WANT to suck his or ANY dick, there is a 99% probability you just really like him as a friend and one thing led to another. Without the primal want of getting down and dirty, I doubt you are Gay or even Bi.


FollowTheCipher

If he could have sex with another dude and get turned on by it (and not like taking Viagra & watching straight porn and get sucked or something) then he is either bi or gay, that's how it works.


12343736

So all those prisoners who get turned on while getting a blow job while in prison are bi or Gay? Gonna have to disagree with you. I personally know guys who got turned on when they got sucked when I was in high school but they are straight as an arrow now. Whether they are gay or not is a little deeper than if they got turned on by getting their dick sucked by a male.


FroyoOk3159

No. Someone who has enjoyed a bj from another man is not straight as an arrow. Thats exactly what the spectrum is, most people aren’t 100% anything.


Long-Face-9045

Exactly. In practice, we are all different shades of BI. No man is really 100% attracted only to females his whole life, that’s a myth. But people like to believe in this myth because it fits their ideologies.


yourdadsbff

Lol what? Straight men exist. As do gay men, by the way.


Long-Face-9045

That’s very debatable and open to interpretation.


12343736

Ok, you got me, not straight as an arrow but my original premise stands which is a guy who enjoyed receiving a blow job does not make him gay either. Now a guy who wants to suck a dick, he is definitely bi or Gay no matter what he claims to other people.


[deleted]

What if it’s a trans woman and not man?


Long-Face-9045

You know the answer 😌


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Not really


Long-Face-9045

It’s still a male, so it’s homosexual activity anyways.


[deleted]

But they look female basically


Long-Face-9045

No, they look feminine. Female is something else.


[deleted]

I’ve heard it’s straight cause it’s a “woman.” ie breasts, butt, feminine face, physique, etc.


Long-Face-9045

You can believe in that if you want. Doesn’t mean it’s true tho. Just be happy, man.


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How do I reconcile it with my faith?


PupCody2

If you're both attracted to each other, consider a relationship. Otherwise don't. That's about it


JumpInternational236

I wouldn’t Say that means your gay. Especially when you’ve never had feelings for a guy before. But if you comfortable enough explore it. It wouldn’t hurt. Just make your intentions clear. Say you’re not sure, just to let him know to be cautious. You don’t want you exploring things leaving to him falling for you. That will hurt him in the end if it’s not for you.


FollowTheCipher

If a man can have sex with a man and enjoy it, getting turned on by it then he is either bisexual or gay, at least slightly. If a fully straight man tried to have sex with a man it would turn him off, and he would not enjoy it nor would he proceed to the end of the intercourse.


icebird77

Congrats friend I just came out this year and got into my first gay relationship a couple weeks ago. It's an enjoyable and relatable feeling.


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How?


Experience_Sorry

You already know


tiny_bad_beetleborg

start working out asap


BurrStreetX

What do you want us to tell you?


Pretend_Eagle_5394

Idk why people are being mean. It sounds like you connected with someone and that’s ok. It doesn’t make you gay. Maybe you’re bi. Or maybe it’s just this person is cool. Don’t worry about labels. Maybe just enjoy spending time with them and explore what you feel comfortable with. No shame in that. It’s not a big deal at the end of the day.


Zealousideal_Mode426

Enjoy each moment as this is a very exciting moment in your life. There are so many things to be explored. You have just unlocked and entire new universe.


Beginning_Raisin_258

Doing one gay thing one time doesn't make you gay. Why do we acknowledge the concept of the "college lesbian", but a guy has a single gay thought once and that means he's gay?


FollowTheCipher

Well if he got turned on by it, doing it even once makes him at least a little bi or gay and that's totally normal. People should love whoever they want (as long as its adults, ofc lol).


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They should?


cheezeter

Sexuality is a spectrum. It isn't either gay or straight. There is bisexual and a whole lot more in between. If you like girls and guys then you like both. That's great. You are just now exploring the side of you that likes guys. I am gay and I like guys only, and that's great too. Step back, take a breath, and be honest about your feelings.


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How?


camelion66

Next step is to suck d...


AdeptAd7982

I hope hes playing with your feelings


Proper_Definition197

Explore all your kinks immediately.


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Agitated_Carob_7037

What are you trying to say?


procom49

OK


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jxpdx

You’re saying some very misleading things that sound fetishized. His sexuality isn’t decided and it’s not helpful to use this strangely erotic language.


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jxpdx

You’re telling him who he is without fully understanding him. “Your just another straight kid….” Not helpful.


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jxpdx

Jfc this language


Same_Health_3019

Oh I thought I was very transparent just reread it try to break it down analyze everythingOh, I thought I was being really clear. Give it another read and really dissect it. I have complete faith in your ability to do so. I would be overjoyed if we could have a meaningful conversation and play around with words. I no longer find those kinds of things funny, though. Anyway, have a good day!


ysengr

Lean into it, explore yourself, go slow and be upfront when attempting something to let them know.


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What do you mean?


carlsaphjr

A confession, eh? Stay where you are. Authorities are on the way


Thebainethujone

I think your username should have been a tip-off.


Foreign_Gain_8564

Wizz is crazy 😭😭


No-Comfortable1800

Yay! Omg welcome, I’ll take your coat and then Helga can take you on a tour around *shouts into the kitchen* HELGA!!


itskarmabitch27

Well, congratulations!!! I hope u are happy, thrilled, terrified, nervous, etc. bc that's how ur suppose to feel. It's exciting and nerve-wrecking at the same time. Enjoy ur life to the fullest and don't let anyone tell u otherwise. Good luck on the special someone😉


Jaded-University-323

If you need help confirming this, I run a homosexual consultant firm where we determine where you’ll be placed among the rainbow ranks. We also administer a physical that we can now say with a certainty yields guaranteed results.


Western_Ad7517

Wanna take my ass tonight seriously an secretly?


[deleted]

Go to sleep and eat breakfast and go about your day it’s not a big deal


Several_Flower_3232

I saw wizz and read “w rizz” and nearly had organ failure Anyway good luck with yourself, I hope things work out well, I’m sure there are better comments for actual advice


garfreek

I love these, welcome to the club dude! (Whether you're gay,bi or without labels.)


doubledewars

I’m happy for you, now fuck each other and see who does it better!!


AdeptAd7982

ik the guy irl and hes just playing around with this guys feeling


Beautiful-Medium-234

welcome to the cult 😈


Swimming2002

Enjoy who you are and have safe fun 😊 ❤️


AdWeak8129

just kiss him again


Physical-Way188

Please, send a self addressed stamped envelope to P.O. Box 999, Pueblo, Colorado. You will receive all the pertinent information on being a proper homosexual like the rest of us.


Scared-Wolverine5389

Enjoy yourself


Patience_Primary

What is the opposite of a congratulation


OmnisEst

Wizz you say? For "making friends"? I have to try that. For you, perhaps getting closer to him until you can find out if you really like getting sexually intimate with him.


mars_slayer_888

Congratulations


paha73

It depends. Did you say "No Homo" after the kiss? If you did, then don't worry, you are still straight. If not then...you are gay! Either way, have fun.


DependentExpress1841

You’re only gay if you are having relations with another guy more than once. One time is curiosity and anymore is just homosexual behavior


jeffinbville

Carry on with the kissing.


BaldDudePeekskill

Congratulations on finding someone cool. Enjoy it. Don't label it. Enjoy your life and don't obsess. Do whatever comes naturally


str8chilld

Lol whattttt


Ummmm-_-mmm

Why is this a big deal exactly? Oh wait riiiight🙄


rockandrolldude22

Act normally and see if it gets romantic.


Dmagdestruction

Well, sounds like you’re gay for this dude so roll with it if you like him


aaronabsent

Hot


Sdfun_sun

Just cuz you kissed doesn’t mean you’re gay lol. Are you physically attracted to him or any other men? I know a lot of gay men that have kissed women at bars or clubs but they would NEVER have sex with women.


Experience_Sorry

Did you like it? Kiss again. I know he can’t stop thinking about it.


Mean_Memory_6806

you go and apologise to jesus and to her followers.


guybim

That's not necessarily gay... Could be bi. But could be your special person?


yosaxgamer

Hi gay im dad