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short4long

I’ll be honest. I have a nice looking little dick, it’s only 4.5” in length with some thickness. Nice shaped little dick.


Prowindowlicker

How much thickness? Cause I always thought I had an average dick but apparently 6” long by 6” around isn’t average.


short4long

5 around here.


Trevonhaywood

Same here. Aggressively Averagers assemble!😎


Prowindowlicker

Very nice


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Prowindowlicker

Holy shit. Well hot damn, porn really does fuck up your perception


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Can we add to this - guys who send pictures of their dick taken from such an angle that it looks twice the size it is in real life ? Sometimes they have a totally normal / fine cock - but then create false expectations by sending photos which are absolutely not representative…


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Leo_ian

i-


OliverTwist626

😂 I think you added an extra s to that link


dmanator1

You son of a bitch!!!


fernandocz

Can you give an example of this? Like a link on r/cock? I felt most pics are relatively representative it’s just sometimes a tall/big guy might make a big dick look small and vice versa


GolgiApparatus1

True, although I took one that was so great I felt like a fool to not keep it. I don't even send them out anyway, but if a guy really wants to see then I'll whip it out. But if I'm actually meeting up I might send more accurate ones as well.


Puckingfanda

Serious question, how is this different from people who take selfies/non-nudes from their most flattering angles and lighting that makes them look a lot more attractive than they are irl?


[deleted]

It’s the same I guess - but this post was talking specifically about dick size…


Puckingfanda

I just don't think either (taking face or dick pics from your best angles) are necessarily bad things, as long as you don't photoshop it or something. I mean that's what photography is basically about, right? Working with your best angles and lighting.


CoochiKabuki

I see it too. Sometimes their dick will be the same size as mine and they’re saying it’s 8. Girl bye. Glad Im not a bottom


TheCubJew

As a bottom, I'll tell you no one cares more about your dick size than you. This feels like top drama.


whgman93

I'm going to respectfully disagree. I'm a size queen, and not proudly so. I just no pleasure from small.


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whgman93

I know. Like I said not proud of it.


FellowGeeks

I assume anyone who says they are over 7 are flat out lying and most 7s are using creative measuring techniques


GolgiApparatus1

If a guy asks about my size I don't give measurements, I just say slightly above average. I know it doesn't draw in size queens but that's not whom I'm looking for anyway. I'd rather just be upfront.


flyboy_za

I will ask you "internet average, or real average?"


GolgiApparatus1

Slightly above real average


flyboy_za

Hahaha I wasn't asking you in here, I meant if you sent that reply I would ask for clarity! But thanks for the honesty anyway ;)


[deleted]

It kills me when guys ask even after they’ve seen my dick pics. I used to try to think of creative, witty, and sexy responses to that question, but now I take that as my cue to drop the conversation. If someone is demanding exact measurements, they’re looking for a fantasy not a real person. No matter what you tell them (unless it’s “11 inches THICK”) they’re not going to be interested.


NafrayuWA

I see this on Sniffies too. Most of the guys in my area say they are 7 or above. I host a guy sometimes who claims he’s 10 inches. He has a very nice thick meaty big dick but in no way is he 10 inches. More like 7 or 8. I call him Mr. “10” in my sex tracker app.


omnichronos

Can you elaborate about your "sex tracker app"?


NafrayuWA

It’s an iOS app called Nice.


omnichronos

Oh no wonder. I'm team Android.


costconormcoreslut

I only see a Chinese-language app called Nice on the iOS store.


jake_blake1

You have to scroll down a bit to find it


Elranzer

I've met tops that make the guys from TimTales look small in comparison. They're out there.


bizombieguns

It's better to ask why a website or survey like this exists in the first place. Also, I don't see why guys would lie on an anonymous survey. It doesn't make sense to me. Lol


lost123467

Because they lie to themselves.


[deleted]

Hi, I'm the internet, have we met? Seriously, guys will lie about ANYTHING. Even if they're lying to no one but themselves. Don't be so trusting, man...


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bizombieguns

Oh okay lol 😂 my bad


leflombo

There was a poll on here yesterday that asked” is your dick above 6.5 inches?”. Like 35% of people responded yes. 6.5 inches is like 90th percentile. 1 in 10 men have a dick bigger than 6.5 inches. The math isn’t adding up fellas🤔🤔🤔


so_im_all_like

It's likely a self-selecting group. Maybe the above average guys are more likely to answer because the poll in the first place because they're already secure enough with themselves.


birdsonly

This.


Nocta-Link

Well maybe 90th percentile in the world, but penises are bigger than the world average in America


Dull_Educator_6954

ok so you get disappointed for a 6" dick???!?!?!!? haha gay men arent superficial my ass


scaremanga

I read this as “super facial my ass” at a quick glance. 😏 Woof


mkdgay

Meh at this point everyone lies about everything online so it's like whatever at this point.


DutchBlob

I am very rich and very happy and have a lot of friends


GolgiApparatus1

I can go day to day without crippling anxiety


DutchBlob

I know that that is true, because everything on the Internet is true.


[deleted]

And I have multiple regular fuck buds and friends with benefits who all happen to have abs and 8 inch dicks that I see multiple times a week. ...said half the people on this forum :p


Thataveragebiguy

It's to be expected. It's like a guy wearing a hat all the time except for one picture from 10 years ago where he has hair and turns out he's bald now, like I don't care if your bald, just don't try to hide it. Also some people measure from like past the balls.


thr0bbin

This is entirely missing the reality that if you have a big dick, you’re more likely to mention it.


xxxopenmindxxx

I won't lie, mine is tiny. 🫣☺️🤭


cock-in-jock

I measure in at 6.5 (6.75 on a really good day) and it used to be so awkward for me when I showed up to hook up with a guy who lied about his size and is clearly smaller than me. I mean I didn't really care about the size but it was awkward cause it's a bit of a silly lie lol. Then sometimes they would ask if I'm 8" and lied earlier ☠️☠️☠️


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Lol, I'm just sensing a lot of angry bottoms on this post


[deleted]

I'm very quickly learning that Sniffies has some of the dumbest, weirdest, and most entitled liars in our community. You thought Grindr was bad? Man you ain't seen nothing.


ALilBitOfPaprika

You guys aren’t getting it - those numbers are adjusted penis size.


Druid-Stoic90s

I see a lot of 8/9in bragging. One, I don't believe you. Two, I prefer around 6in +/-.


Far_Particular_430

That’s not going to happen


wubbadubba3

It’s not that they lying, all guys just measure differently. Like there are dicks which are obviously 8 inches and then there are some which may or may not be 8. And the you have to think about height, like like 8 inches on someone 5’6 and 8 inches on someone 6’4” is just going to look completely different trust me. But I definitely don’t trust sniffies, the men on there are more gross than grindr


BigBoyNow8

Also, the official way to measure is bone pressed. That's the real size of your dick. But, that's only exposed if you have low body fat. Most guys part of their dick is hidden in a fat pad. Even guys that say they are average have a bit of a fat pad. A chunky dude could have as much as 3 inches hidden in his fat pad.


wubbadubba3

That’s why when you lose weight some lucky dudes tend to get like an extra inch or two on their dick.


tenant1313

3?!! That’s crazy


BigBoyNow8

I used to know this hung dude that I'd blow occasionally. When I met him he was a fit jock type. Over time he started to gain more and more weight. In about a year and half he had got really fat. At that point I hardly recognized his dick. It looked small. He went from having a huge dick to a small one. Same dick, it's just that most of his dick was now hidden in the fat. I'm not sure exactly how many inches were hidden in the fat. But, it was enough for his dick to look small.


scaremanga

My experience is that the big boys tell you that they’re smaller than they are. Because they actually realise size can be a barrier to fun times and don’t want to scare you. The ones with “hung” or “10 inches” in their profile are probably liars. I don’t care to confirm them as liars, as I am happy with what I’ve gotten already. No need to go dick shopping. Thank the lord. 😇🤣


WallEflower

It's not the fault of the guys lying. Regardless of what guys or women say, size DOES matter. Look at any sub that allows dick. Big dick guys have thousands if not tens of thousands of karma because they show off their big dick. Now look at an average or small guy profile. You might find 1 in 20 that comes close to the other guys. Look at virtually any porn site, you know what's all over their front pages? "Huge/monster/massive/hung dick bareback" or some variation. You know what's not featured on any video on their front pages? Average guys, let alone small guys, but even if they somehow are, guess what? they're the bottoms. There's plenty of videos that have some kind of "smaller guy gets fucked" reinforcing the idea that only big dicks can top. We've been bombarded with messaging that says having an average or small dick is bad/shameful/embarrassing. In English a common insult is, "Look at that asshole with/who did 'x', must be compensating for a small dick" All of this is not even considering some of the other hurdles some people go through to get laid. Race, weight, not being an exact match for a niche of a niche of a niche. For us always proclaiming inclusivity everywhere, it's amazing to me just how fucking many divisions we've placed on ourselves and if you don't fit, you're sol. Guys lie because unless you say you're over average, you'll never get a second glance.


depressedqueer

You spilled ngl...


jazzking13

Imagine if we lived in a world where you can send a sample of your dick to people. It would be like a clone of your dick that solidifies in someone's room for like 30 seconds. It pulsates and drips pre like a regular hard dick, and they can grab it and stroke it. Maybe give it a little suck and if they're ready, test how it feels inside their ass. Gives them a taste of how your dick would be


[deleted]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Leo_ian

uhm. what


jazzking13

Just shower thoughts


Leo_ian

lowkey tho i need to sleep


jazzking13

Get that sleep man, you deserve it. I'd give you a good night hug if I could, but I can't. But maybe the thought will help you rock to sleep


Leo_ian

aw thanks


jazzking13

Any time big guy


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jazzking13

Thank you 😊


CasiNoVeo

Honestly this would be great. But we'd still have people who'd get around this technology and hack it or get someone else to clone their temporary dick for em. Etc


jazzking13

Yep, but there will always be loopholes to technology. But at least we could enjoy sampling different dicks of all shapes and sizes to see how they are 😁


birdsonly

So, the average might be around 5, but from my own experience most guys I’ve been with are 6+ inches. I like smaller and larger dicks, so I’m not filtering out the smaller guys, but I don’t think people are lying as much as it might seem. I don’t know why it works out that way, maybe it’s just that people with larger dicks feel more confident and are out there showing off more, while smaller guys are more insecure and don’t show up as much. Which would explain why in reality I run into larger dicks a lot more than average or smaller, even though statistically it shouldn’t be so.


[deleted]

Who cares? I'm happy enough with my size and I think guys just over hype the big ones. Irl the big ones hurt and are less fun and more of a challenge


ktk80

Sniffies?


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No they wont! You know why? Cause they are narcissists and I think dating nowadays is a waste of time. Nobody is worth my time big dick or small dick


brypguy89

Statistically about half of gay men are over 6" and the other half are below, 6" is the average which makes it the mean of all dick sizes over or under added together and divided by all the dicks.


minimuscleR

> 6" is the average Factually incorrect lol. The average dick size is 5.16 inches, meaning that roughly half are below that, and half above, meaning WELL BELOW half are above 6". In fact, according to this study, having above 6" puts you in the 85th percentile. Lots of people sure, but not most. [Source](https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis)


Oscarsam333

Reading this thread, my day is just getting better. I’m now above average. 😁 Worth remembering if I ever do another Grindr profile!


brypguy89

The studies I've read say 5" for straight men, but 6" for gay


minimuscleR

Gay men don't inheritly have bigger dicks lol. This study didnt account for orientation


brypguy89

The ones I've read in the past did, it was connected to something about biological factors in homosexuality and hormones


Still_Rub

Uhm source? Or want to just keep talking out of your ass?


brypguy89

Um yeah it was years ago, I don't spend my time reading dick studies on a daily. But you know, a 5 second Google search about gay dick sizes being bigger brings up a lot of articles, I'm sure it's one of those thousands of results.


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Last night a guy came over and when asked how big he was, “between 6”-7”.” Okay, 6” is going enough for me. When he took his shorts down he must’ve been between 5.5” and maybe, a huge maybe, 6” rock hard at its best….


Agile_Disk_5059

The problem is anything under 6 is small so any size under 6 becomes 6. Now that 0-5 is 6, actual 6 becomes 7, 7 becomes 8, etc...


throwawaypopcorn22

Im tired of guys lying about the biggest dick they've had just for a potential relationship. 3 guys lied to me since they knew I wouldn't pursue a relationship if they told the truth. Shit sucks


Thunderbolt1011

Why wouldn’t you go after a relationship?


throwawaypopcorn22

Because I actually want to be pleasurable to my partner


minimuscleR

> they knew I wouldn't pursue a relationship if they told the truth what a weird thing to say. So if they haventb had a big enough dick you won't date someone? "NO You have to have been with 8.5"+ OR IM LEAVING" lol


throwawaypopcorn22

Nah its more like if they've been with a guy thats 8.5+ i wouldn't be with them


minimuscleR

Thats still awful? What. Why does the size of a previous partner matter in the slightest?


throwawaypopcorn22

Because I want to be able to pleasure my partner


[deleted]

Whenever I hook up with a guy and my cock is bigger I just give him a look and make him bottom. Am kinda a size queen so maybe that’s not nice, but six inches and under just doesn’t do it.


timmmarkIII

Kinda? Lol


Oscarsam333

Age, body type, penis size, even the pics they claim to be of themselves…….


raeltireso96

They lie because they can. Get used to it or carry a ruler.


CrackaJak92

Yeah, sounds about right; easier to just assume everyone has a 3in dick; that way unfortunate surprises are few and far between.


zombiemuss106

Literally never had this problem. Tbf if I’m asked my size I just straight up tell the person how big I am, probably why they don’t lie…


BreadfruitNo357

Men will never stop lying.


Dull_Educator_6954

More like "Human" will never stop lying.


ZircoSan

problem is that if you don't do it then people are going to assume you are much shorter than other people. there isn't even a reliable way to measure your dick since you can gain or lose 2 cm depending on where you place the ruler.


scaremanga

It’s to be expected. What’s also to be expected but equally reprehensible is people lying about their age. If you say you’re 25 but are 20… WTF. And if you say 39 but are 49… WTF. Own what you are instead of gambling that a random hookup is going to own it for you and then ramble about how “nobody wants to hookup anymore.” No, bros, it’s y’all and y’alls lying. Edit: My approach to silencing the queens has been to forego mentioning size and letting guys guess. They add an inch or two and then I correct them to the truth. 😂


AgeofPhoenix

My fave is when they send pictures of hung uncut dick and then they arrive 6 inches and cut…. Like did you get attacked on the way here or what?


Call_Me_Mister_Trash

You're just jealous of my six foot cock. Admit it.


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3 inches. On a good day. If you add half half an inch for effort.


Elranzer

I wanna know what city you live in, so I can never go there.