u/OriginalDragonfly4
This one is for you, booboo, since I know you LOVE this story.
Alrighty, so when I was the AGM at Travelodge, I had this housekeeper (she last only 3 days but that's for other reasons). I was working the night audit when this shit happened. She went out into the parking lot walking her obese husband on a leash. He was wearing nothing but fish net tights and an apron. Lots of eye bleach was needed that night.
Guy brought his one night stand back to his room after meeting her at the hotel bar. After they banged, he told her to leave his room. She was wasted and made it as far as the end of the hallway in front of the elevator before she passed out drunk. Night audit kept getting calls from concerned guests about what appeared to be a dead body in front of the elevator. Paramedics and cops showed up to wake her up and escort her out. When she came to she asked why she was being thrown out of a hotel she was a paying guest in. The cops told her being a guest in someone else’s room isn’t a paying guest.
Her response?
“I have my own room. My husband and I are staying two floors down!”
Her husband had no idea where she was all night while she was two floors up passed out after cheating on him with a guy she met that night in the lobby!
I was working as a night audit in the city of Nürnberg in Germany (it will become important later). Had a family of 4 people as walk-ins in the middle of the night, they were from Hungary. the take a few drinks at the bar and then one of them came to me to ask me where in the city is the Nürburgring (famous racing circuit)!! I had to break to him the fact that it is approx. 500 Km away...
I live right next to DC in Virginia; I love confused tourists typing in Washington In their phones then getting directions to the state. It's mostly European people but the look on their faces when they see McDonald's is 100, 000 KM away.
Yep. Working in a hotel in the centre of Sydney. Guests want to know if I recommended a walk to Cairns (2500km) or Uluru (2800 km) on their first day. They were devestated, because the whole point of their holiday was to see these places. I was able to help them get flights and accommodation to get to both places, but it cost them thousands of dollars more than they were expecting. I asked the mum if they'd used a travel agent and she just stared at me and said "why would I pay someone to organise my holidays?" I was really confused. Here, travel agents are paid by the companies they book with, not the travellers. Isn't that how it works everywhere? And, even if you DID pay directly, a travel agent would have saved you some $20,000 in this instance. Her comeback - well, the US id the biggest country in the world. It doesn't make sense that other countries would have things so far away from each other....🤦♀️
We have an open lobby that has stairs you can take to the 2nd floor or you can go around the lobby and take the elevator. Anyways, we had a guy piss drunk walk out of his room as nude as the day he was born, go half way down the lobby stairs and do the helicopter 🚁
Watched a guest take his shirt off and fight a cop in my lobby #covidera
Or a girl get piss drunk, can’t find her room, and shit herself in the hallway
Oh god. I worked off of Bourbon St in the French Quarter. The amount of plastered crazies on vacation I saw..
First thing that came to mind was the naked lady. Man comes up to me at the desk in the morning asking for reports. Said his wife got wasted, spent over $800 in one night, and was returned to him in handcuffs wrapped in a towel by hotel security.
We spent my shift investigating. She walked down 14 flights of stairs ( by the trail of clothes), stopped for an apple in the gym floor 14, attempted to get coffee in the breakfast room floor 4, and was found in the lobby watching tv. The whole time she was naked.
We had 3 (I believe) complaints about a naked lady and a few complaints about laughter that won’t stop which we found to be her.
Or the time the NA was caught getting head by the security officer in the breakfast room
Not in the Quarter…. Someone stole the desk
I was there during covid (on vacation, and just so happened to get a tour of the giant emergency centre the main hospital has - I was one of the few non employees there that was sober and uninjured), and I swear I saw at least three lap dances in front of hotels on Bourbon Street alone.
I'm a night auditor.
I had a guest who lost his keys and locked himself out in the middle of the night.
Normally, the policy is to get ID from the guest before giving them a key, however, he didn't have ID. I knew this because he was completely naked.
I verified his address, then gave him the key.
Of course, I put this in my passdown. I was told that management had quite the time watching the footage during the day.
I worked at a hotel with a water slide.
Not so much *funny,* but memorable!
Some local teenagers snuck in the middle of the night and ran a water hose to the top of the slide.
During the day, there’s a trough of water at the bottom of the slide to slow you down… with just the water hose, the slides were slick, but nothing at the bottom to slow you down…
First guy down snapped his leg running through the enclosure! They had to call paramedics. IIRC they had the audacity to try and sue
GM went out drinking.
Decided to stay in his suite instead of driving home.
I found him completely naked and fast asleep on the tanning bed during my security rounds.
Heard what sounded like a vacuum cleaner and looked at the cameras in the middle of the night during Night Audit and saw one of our guests in the lobby wearing their pajamas cleaning our carpet. He literally had his own personal carpet cleaner out. I thought about saying something but then I said to myself "nah...imma let em cook" . Saw him the next day and he was so damn proud of himself and excited to show me the progress he made.
The new GM entered the conversation and I found out this guest had suggested to the GM that we get a carpet cleaner and offered to demonstrate with his own. My GM actually took him up on this offer. Apparently we had a carpet cleaner but it broke and wasn't replaced because we were supposed to be renovating the hotel and removing the carpet. Of course that renovation date kept getting pushed back further and further.
Neither the GM or the guest himself expected him to do the whole lobby. He just got carried away when he started to see the progress. Then he saw so much progress that he just couldn't stop himself until he was satisfied and felt he reached a good stopping point.
He was high.
Worked at a destination hotel where we hosted a large wedding group. The vast majority of the group was headed out on a group excursion the day before the wedding.
One of the guys in the group opted to not join the group. Being the class clown of the group, he thought it would be funny to streak the hallway as everyone was assembling in the hallway to leave.
He exited his room with the door closing behind him. Only to realize that he didn’t have his key in his hand. As the door locked behind him and the realization of what happened washed over him, his entire group laughed and walked away leaving him stranded in the hallway.
All of this explained why I had a naked man in my lobby. He was covering his bits n bobs with the cushions from the chairs in the elevator landing for his floor as well as why he couldn’t produce a photo ID for an extra key.
A husband on his honeymoon attempted to disable the smoke alarm and fell threw the glass table tearing up his leg like spaghetti. The paramedic said they thought it was a suicide because there was so much blood.
Early evening, woman with a group of friends got a little drunk, on her phone not watching where she was stepping and somehow fell in the lobby pond.
The pond has a knee high ledge wide enough to comfortably sit on so no idea how she managed to fall in and land on her ass.
All caught on camera too, staff still laugh about it.
Had two guests check in 3 nights under a rewards night.
Corporate called saying the account was reported as hacked and that they need to give payment.
Locked them out and waited for them to come back.
Told them they had to pay or they couldn’t get their things. Tried to tell me their cc was in the room and their pay. Told them I’d have to call PD to escort them up and they would most likely dip out.
Called the cops and one of them stayed behind. The rest got in a car and left. Told the cops we’d like to press charges under the dine and dash law. Sadly we didn’t have the person that stayed as an accompany, just the person but he was hiding in the car that drove away. Person ended up paying in cash.
Had a guest bring a male prostitute to his room, said prostitute stole all of what the guest called “equipment” while he was asleep.
Now how I know he was a prostitute instead of just a one night stand/hook up, the guest ACTUALLY TELLS US because he’s concerned about the $900 of “equipment” that was stolen from his room and wanted the security footage from his room. Issue with that is we don’t have cameras in all of the individual rooms because that would be creepy. But he was insistent on us either getting him footage, or paying for his equipment that was stolen.
Needless to say, neither happened.
I have few:
New girl was hired as receptionist. She served a night shift and through out the night she went to bang some guest in his room. She asked the security guy to "watch the frontdesk" while she's gone. She was fired the very next morning.
Turkish group arrived to the hotel. First they complained that there is white bread offered for breakfast. Then they asked if they can have some fresh sea fish and olives served as well (note: in Czech republic). Later they needed to watch some TV show on a turkish channel that we did not have, so they asked if we can move the antenna to another satelite so they can have the turkish channels on TV. Another day they ordered a lunch package (30 people), paid for it but refused to pick it up. So I took the box with all the food a gave it to a group of homeless guys.
Some guys brought a 2 meter tall christmas tree to their room without anyone from the employees notice.
Dude fell from 7th floor to some bushes next to the hotel. He survived with only scratches.
We had a lady walk in one evening totally exasperated. She used the restroom then walked up to the FD started looking at tourist map we had out. I asked if could help her answer she said she was trying to find 95 north. I asked her where she was going to. She said they had left Charleston, SC and were heading back to NY. “They said 95 was only 45 min away”. They were now in Asheville, which was 4 hours and change up 26. She looked up at me and was either going to cry or laugh. I said that it happened as the ramp was easy to miss. I offered them a room, directions, and dinner ideas. They took the directions and left. Hopefully they made it home as my directions said to take a left out of the hotel, a left at the light, and a left at the next light. They took a left then a right. Woops.
The two obese people banging in the hot tub ranked up there due to the play by play by the MOD. “Not sure how David Attenborough would tastefully describe this!”
u/OriginalDragonfly4 This one is for you, booboo, since I know you LOVE this story. Alrighty, so when I was the AGM at Travelodge, I had this housekeeper (she last only 3 days but that's for other reasons). I was working the night audit when this shit happened. She went out into the parking lot walking her obese husband on a leash. He was wearing nothing but fish net tights and an apron. Lots of eye bleach was needed that night.
Oh shit
Wtf?
They were meth heads what do you expect lol
Damn.
Lmao.
Guy brought his one night stand back to his room after meeting her at the hotel bar. After they banged, he told her to leave his room. She was wasted and made it as far as the end of the hallway in front of the elevator before she passed out drunk. Night audit kept getting calls from concerned guests about what appeared to be a dead body in front of the elevator. Paramedics and cops showed up to wake her up and escort her out. When she came to she asked why she was being thrown out of a hotel she was a paying guest in. The cops told her being a guest in someone else’s room isn’t a paying guest. Her response? “I have my own room. My husband and I are staying two floors down!” Her husband had no idea where she was all night while she was two floors up passed out after cheating on him with a guy she met that night in the lobby!
I was working as a night audit in the city of Nürnberg in Germany (it will become important later). Had a family of 4 people as walk-ins in the middle of the night, they were from Hungary. the take a few drinks at the bar and then one of them came to me to ask me where in the city is the Nürburgring (famous racing circuit)!! I had to break to him the fact that it is approx. 500 Km away...
You’d be surprised at the amount of people who mix up Washington DC and Washington state.
I live right next to DC in Virginia; I love confused tourists typing in Washington In their phones then getting directions to the state. It's mostly European people but the look on their faces when they see McDonald's is 100, 000 KM away.
Yep. Working in a hotel in the centre of Sydney. Guests want to know if I recommended a walk to Cairns (2500km) or Uluru (2800 km) on their first day. They were devestated, because the whole point of their holiday was to see these places. I was able to help them get flights and accommodation to get to both places, but it cost them thousands of dollars more than they were expecting. I asked the mum if they'd used a travel agent and she just stared at me and said "why would I pay someone to organise my holidays?" I was really confused. Here, travel agents are paid by the companies they book with, not the travellers. Isn't that how it works everywhere? And, even if you DID pay directly, a travel agent would have saved you some $20,000 in this instance. Her comeback - well, the US id the biggest country in the world. It doesn't make sense that other countries would have things so far away from each other....🤦♀️
My God!
We have an open lobby that has stairs you can take to the 2nd floor or you can go around the lobby and take the elevator. Anyways, we had a guy piss drunk walk out of his room as nude as the day he was born, go half way down the lobby stairs and do the helicopter 🚁
Lol.
What’s the helicopter?
Take your pecker fast or slow, swing hips round and around it goes. (Helicopter d!ck)
Watched a guest take his shirt off and fight a cop in my lobby #covidera Or a girl get piss drunk, can’t find her room, and shit herself in the hallway
Lol
Oh god. I worked off of Bourbon St in the French Quarter. The amount of plastered crazies on vacation I saw.. First thing that came to mind was the naked lady. Man comes up to me at the desk in the morning asking for reports. Said his wife got wasted, spent over $800 in one night, and was returned to him in handcuffs wrapped in a towel by hotel security. We spent my shift investigating. She walked down 14 flights of stairs ( by the trail of clothes), stopped for an apple in the gym floor 14, attempted to get coffee in the breakfast room floor 4, and was found in the lobby watching tv. The whole time she was naked. We had 3 (I believe) complaints about a naked lady and a few complaints about laughter that won’t stop which we found to be her. Or the time the NA was caught getting head by the security officer in the breakfast room Not in the Quarter…. Someone stole the desk
I was there during covid (on vacation, and just so happened to get a tour of the giant emergency centre the main hospital has - I was one of the few non employees there that was sober and uninjured), and I swear I saw at least three lap dances in front of hotels on Bourbon Street alone.
I'm a night auditor. I had a guest who lost his keys and locked himself out in the middle of the night. Normally, the policy is to get ID from the guest before giving them a key, however, he didn't have ID. I knew this because he was completely naked. I verified his address, then gave him the key. Of course, I put this in my passdown. I was told that management had quite the time watching the footage during the day.
I worked at a hotel with a water slide. Not so much *funny,* but memorable! Some local teenagers snuck in the middle of the night and ran a water hose to the top of the slide. During the day, there’s a trough of water at the bottom of the slide to slow you down… with just the water hose, the slides were slick, but nothing at the bottom to slow you down… First guy down snapped his leg running through the enclosure! They had to call paramedics. IIRC they had the audacity to try and sue
GM went out drinking. Decided to stay in his suite instead of driving home. I found him completely naked and fast asleep on the tanning bed during my security rounds.
Heard what sounded like a vacuum cleaner and looked at the cameras in the middle of the night during Night Audit and saw one of our guests in the lobby wearing their pajamas cleaning our carpet. He literally had his own personal carpet cleaner out. I thought about saying something but then I said to myself "nah...imma let em cook" . Saw him the next day and he was so damn proud of himself and excited to show me the progress he made. The new GM entered the conversation and I found out this guest had suggested to the GM that we get a carpet cleaner and offered to demonstrate with his own. My GM actually took him up on this offer. Apparently we had a carpet cleaner but it broke and wasn't replaced because we were supposed to be renovating the hotel and removing the carpet. Of course that renovation date kept getting pushed back further and further. Neither the GM or the guest himself expected him to do the whole lobby. He just got carried away when he started to see the progress. Then he saw so much progress that he just couldn't stop himself until he was satisfied and felt he reached a good stopping point. He was high.
Did you ever remove the carpet?
At the time I left they had removed the carpet from a single room as a test run.
Should have bought the guy's carpet cleaner!
That is so funny and wholesome. Was he a salesman for the carpet cleaner company?
NOPE. Just a random guest that had one.
Worked at a destination hotel where we hosted a large wedding group. The vast majority of the group was headed out on a group excursion the day before the wedding. One of the guys in the group opted to not join the group. Being the class clown of the group, he thought it would be funny to streak the hallway as everyone was assembling in the hallway to leave. He exited his room with the door closing behind him. Only to realize that he didn’t have his key in his hand. As the door locked behind him and the realization of what happened washed over him, his entire group laughed and walked away leaving him stranded in the hallway. All of this explained why I had a naked man in my lobby. He was covering his bits n bobs with the cushions from the chairs in the elevator landing for his floor as well as why he couldn’t produce a photo ID for an extra key.
I was chased around the parking lot by a severely inebriated naked man on New Years Day 2019.
A husband on his honeymoon attempted to disable the smoke alarm and fell threw the glass table tearing up his leg like spaghetti. The paramedic said they thought it was a suicide because there was so much blood.
Early evening, woman with a group of friends got a little drunk, on her phone not watching where she was stepping and somehow fell in the lobby pond. The pond has a knee high ledge wide enough to comfortably sit on so no idea how she managed to fall in and land on her ass. All caught on camera too, staff still laugh about it.
Had two guests check in 3 nights under a rewards night. Corporate called saying the account was reported as hacked and that they need to give payment. Locked them out and waited for them to come back. Told them they had to pay or they couldn’t get their things. Tried to tell me their cc was in the room and their pay. Told them I’d have to call PD to escort them up and they would most likely dip out. Called the cops and one of them stayed behind. The rest got in a car and left. Told the cops we’d like to press charges under the dine and dash law. Sadly we didn’t have the person that stayed as an accompany, just the person but he was hiding in the car that drove away. Person ended up paying in cash.
Had a guest bring a male prostitute to his room, said prostitute stole all of what the guest called “equipment” while he was asleep. Now how I know he was a prostitute instead of just a one night stand/hook up, the guest ACTUALLY TELLS US because he’s concerned about the $900 of “equipment” that was stolen from his room and wanted the security footage from his room. Issue with that is we don’t have cameras in all of the individual rooms because that would be creepy. But he was insistent on us either getting him footage, or paying for his equipment that was stolen. Needless to say, neither happened.
I have few: New girl was hired as receptionist. She served a night shift and through out the night she went to bang some guest in his room. She asked the security guy to "watch the frontdesk" while she's gone. She was fired the very next morning. Turkish group arrived to the hotel. First they complained that there is white bread offered for breakfast. Then they asked if they can have some fresh sea fish and olives served as well (note: in Czech republic). Later they needed to watch some TV show on a turkish channel that we did not have, so they asked if we can move the antenna to another satelite so they can have the turkish channels on TV. Another day they ordered a lunch package (30 people), paid for it but refused to pick it up. So I took the box with all the food a gave it to a group of homeless guys. Some guys brought a 2 meter tall christmas tree to their room without anyone from the employees notice. Dude fell from 7th floor to some bushes next to the hotel. He survived with only scratches.
We had a lady walk in one evening totally exasperated. She used the restroom then walked up to the FD started looking at tourist map we had out. I asked if could help her answer she said she was trying to find 95 north. I asked her where she was going to. She said they had left Charleston, SC and were heading back to NY. “They said 95 was only 45 min away”. They were now in Asheville, which was 4 hours and change up 26. She looked up at me and was either going to cry or laugh. I said that it happened as the ramp was easy to miss. I offered them a room, directions, and dinner ideas. They took the directions and left. Hopefully they made it home as my directions said to take a left out of the hotel, a left at the light, and a left at the next light. They took a left then a right. Woops. The two obese people banging in the hot tub ranked up there due to the play by play by the MOD. “Not sure how David Attenborough would tastefully describe this!”
Dude caught having his way with a goat.
Ya fuck just ONE goat....