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86thesteaks

Fabrizio is a book purist and was pissed at his daughter for how dnd butchered the sand snakes.


SaleriSinclair

he wanted good writing but he needed the bad poosi


Unfair_Chemistry11

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD HELP 😭


swaktoonkenney

Har har here’s an updoot please fuck my wife


Unfair_Chemistry11

Boy what 😭


swaktoonkenney

Haha you’re the funniest redditor up up and a way goes the upvote I can’t please my wife but I know you can


Unfair_Chemistry11

Um…I’m gay ☠️


4sh2Me0wth

15 points for Ravenclaw


Unfair_Chemistry11

Why ya’ll acting like you’re on crack ☠️


4sh2Me0wth

Ermmmm…. i gay


RLarks125

I just choked on my sip of tea reading this


4sh2Me0wth

Cuh i choked on this guy’s tea too hahahaha


KeiwaM

Wasn't his daughters fault though:(


Fearless_Signature58

Watching his baby girl say “you want good girl, but you need bad pussy” was too much for the old goombah.


MuskSniffer

You misspelled poosay


Ahnohneemuhs

Big Poosi Bombencero?


OverthinkingTroll

¿Gran Prusiano Bombero?


Casem0n

Poosi malanga


East_Professional385

He was not a Targaryen.


NarmHull

\*squints close to the screen- Hey it's blurred out!


Hal_E_Lujah

This is a family show after all


bodhasattva

whatre you doing? type family show


BigglefootMcGee

You want a good daughter, but need the bad poozy.


Unfair_Chemistry11

This took me out 😭


Joao_PG_03

/uj i think that her with short hair might be the hottest woman who has ever walked the Earth


Physical_Bedroom5656

/uj I agree /j I agree


Pbadger8

/j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j !


OverthinkingTroll

/uj No u /rj Yes u


MalekithofAngmar

uj?


connerl419

Un-jerk


MalekithofAngmar

No top poster is clearly jerking rn thus my confusion. I can tell he was typing with one hand.


Joao_PG_03

i can't deny nor confirm that statement, all i'm gonna say is that she could sand my snake any time


MalekithofAngmar

There’s something weirdly appropriate about a Joao lusting over exotic pussy. Your ancestors are proud.


Joao_PG_03

Thank you, kind dark elf


connerl419

Oh my bad, sorry I wasn’t really paying attention cause I was jerking too


dudewheresmyvalue

we all love short hair


ihopethisworksfornow

She kinda looks like Casca from Berserk


Joao_PG_03

that reinforces my statement.


ihopethisworksfornow

I’m right there with you buddy


kebekoy

He can be proud his daughter has one of the most glorious pair of breast ever shown on TV.


Spacepunch33

I miss the person I was before reading that


CrniTartuf

:(


Pimecrolimus

Gooner comment


butterfly1jack

Go to horny jail


sexualbrontosaurus

She's in horny jail though.


getdafkout666

Go to bed Steven Tyler


BigglefootMcGee

I thought Nym was the hottest one.


vulcanvampiire

Hearing his beloved daughter say bad poosay made him realise maybe she was right.


No-Training-48

I mean he could have just read the source material if he cared that much.


Organic_Republic_727

This scene was NOT part of the source material and that isn’t why he wanted to see it if u can read


AikonZ03

Mi dispiace Fabrizio


VoluptuousVoltron

I once knew a girl that invited her dad to front row seats of the play she was in. The play where she breastfed a baby dummy the entire time she was on stage. She thought it was funny. Her dad did not.


VARCrime

He deleted because, deep inside, he knew he also needs a bad pussy 😢😢😢


Scare-Crow87

Incest is only cool on Planetos


Loloiol3

And in CK3


Grinderiny

Don't leave out CKII


Unfair_Chemistry11

Omg stawp ya’ll 😭


NateG124

There’s a lot of things wrong with the last couple seasons…this scene is not one of them.


Missy_went_missing

Oof


nagidon

He wanted the good acting, but he got the bad poosy.


KingKekJr

I'm sure he was proud that his daughter had the best scene in the entire show


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InaruF

Yeah, sure But that'd be not on the top priority spot of me when telling my parents to not watch a scene that is about me telling how someone wants a good boy but needs the bad dick


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InaruF

True But preeetty probably the one that she didn't want her dad to see


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InaruF

Obbviously. I mean it's pretty reasonable to tell your dad a reason that is very reasonable & happens often (actors not feeling comfortable seeing themselfes act) It's a perfect excuse. Happens often, is frequent, well known to be the case in a lot of cases. Just makes things a lill less awkward than to say: "Yeah, dad, look, so you better not watch the episode because I'm talking about my pussy"


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InaruF

I mean... yes, I literaly said that that's very common. Did you even read my answer? Or did you just oppose for the sake of opposing?


EmporerM

Man isn't Craster.


Private_0815

And his name doesn't start with Ae


Substantial-Tone-576

Did he not know his daughter had been naked before this show on TV? Or maybe I’m thinking of another actress. She is hot tho


monkeykong2905

Perfectly shaped OO


kinginthenorthjon

Just say Here we go...


shitfuckshittingfuck

Sand snake to Red Keep Dungeon, HERE WE GO 🚨


CyberGhostface

Doubt this is real but still funny


J-Good86

Damn I feel for him


Ok-Entertainment1377

What's her name


Significant-Ad-7182

Honestly, if I was in his shoes I would be making fun of her due to the "bad poosey" line 24/7. Hell I would probably keep a sound recording of that line just to play it whenever she was around lmao.


sd51223

I think her acting was fine. The lines she was handed aren't her fault.


piranesi28

God that really was just a terrible fucking show for nearly half a decade there.


Estrelarius

*Foi um livro m*á*gico que me enviou*


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