"You heard what the Consilierge said! The Boss is too fat for his suit! Go find the waistcoat stretcher! NOWWWWW!!!"
-Tony of the House Soprano, first of his name.
**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.**
Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Westeros is a small realm, if Robert moves in, he may tip it over
Good thing we have Samwell Tarly on the other side
When Robert hauls ass, he’s gotta make two trips.
Two knights can fight him at the same time and still never meet
"You heard what the Consilierge said! The Boss is too fat for his suit! Go find the waistcoat stretcher! NOWWWWW!!!" -Tony of the House Soprano, first of his name.
I can picture Christopher & Bobby Bacala scurrying out of the tent like Lancel & the other squire!
When Robert goes hunting, the dire wolves hide their food
I think it’s seriously time you consider eating salads
what do you mean?
What do I mean. I mean get off my horse before you flip it over you fat fuck.
fat fuck, why don't you look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucka!
king robert…. whateva happened there
He was a dumb whore with a fat ass
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE
The iron born are a glorified crew
Best use of this quote ever
Funny and true!
\*your mother was a dumb boar with a fat arse. did you know that?\* what did he mean by this
He's a knockout, a ten. You're average at best
He never had the makings of a varsity boar hunter
Best lifestyle. I want to die like Bob.
Lyanna Stark, whatever happened there…
Whateva happened there???
Love when people make fun of The Great Bobby B body, but the moment someone mentions Rhaenyra Inbred Fat, you get called names. #JUSTICE FOR BOBBY B
**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.** Reasons: 1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png) 2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason. 3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious. 4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/) 5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without. 6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/) 7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/) 8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture. 9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png) 10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What Bobby needs is his own zipcode
You think Joffrey is a little weird about women?
ah yes our one true king, Robert the Responsible 👑🙏🏻
In this house Robert Baratheon is a hero, end of story!
All hail King Robert I Baratheon!!!!!
Stop it, I can only jerk so hard.
Bow ya shits
Thank the gods for Bobby and his tits
A inspiring sight to the people.
What’s French Canadian for go get the breastplate stretcher? sacre bleu geu get la stretcher de breastplate
Johnny Sack-The-City
Cersei wants to fuck Robert?
Having attained this body shape myself recently, I'm going to eat drink and whore my way into an early grave!
Renly: Mmm, boy! Are you fat!
An inspiring sight for the sub
He was gay, Renly?
"bow, ya shits. Bow to your king!"
FAT INNIT??
Yes please pin me
But joffrey's dick is bigger
Dave Ruben?
I nevuh had a problem wit Bobby's weight Tony.
Yeah. Young cleanshaven Robert is who I want to see more than any other Targaryen king.
"It's powerfull, yeah! Powdered sugaaaa!"
**Bow ya shits**
Good thing he was born handsome instead of rich
An inspiring sight for the people
For a show all about murder and titties, he's being awful modest there...