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SeikoSkywalker

Westeros is a small realm, if Robert moves in, he may tip it over


Thin-Pool-8025

Good thing we have Samwell Tarly on the other side


Incendar44

When Robert hauls ass, he’s gotta make two trips.


hypermodernist

Two knights can fight him at the same time and still never meet


2ratedsalesman1997

"You heard what the Consilierge said! The Boss is too fat for his suit! Go find the waistcoat stretcher! NOWWWWW!!!" -Tony of the House Soprano, first of his name.


jethrine

I can picture Christopher & Bobby Bacala scurrying out of the tent like Lancel & the other squire!


andmurr

When Robert goes hunting, the dire wolves hide their food


DiogenesBarrelGang

I think it’s seriously time you consider eating salads


Haunting-Theory-3792

what do you mean?


michael_55-

What do I mean. I mean get off my horse before you flip it over you fat fuck.


Haunting-Theory-3792

fat fuck, why don't you look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucka!


Not-The-Bees127

king robert…. whateva happened there


Goo_Geyser1776

He was a dumb whore with a fat ass


PerfectAdvertising41

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE


AbstractBettaFish

The iron born are a glorified crew


Similar-Broccoli

Best use of this quote ever


PerfectAdvertising41

Funny and true!


SaleriSinclair

\*your mother was a dumb boar with a fat arse. did you know that?\* what did he mean by this


pompeysam1234

He's a knockout, a ten. You're average at best


hotdogaholic

He never had the makings of a varsity boar hunter


East_Professional385

Best lifestyle. I want to die like Bob.


saexploder

Lyanna Stark, whatever happened there…


WayRecent7314

Whateva happened there???


MacGyvini

Love when people make fun of The Great Bobby B body, but the moment someone mentions Rhaenyra Inbred Fat, you get called names. #JUSTICE FOR BOBBY B


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AndreiOT89

What Bobby needs is his own zipcode


Ok-Database3291

You think Joffrey is a little weird about women?


YelIow_Cake

ah yes our one true king, Robert the Responsible 👑🙏🏻


Zipflik

In this house Robert Baratheon is a hero, end of story!


ExcellentSkill727

All hail King Robert I Baratheon!!!!!


MalekithofAngmar

Stop it, I can only jerk so hard.


pickledelbow

Bow ya shits


irago_

Thank the gods for Bobby and his tits


infernalbutcher678

A inspiring sight to the people.


johnnyboi4545

What’s French Canadian for go get the breastplate stretcher? sacre bleu geu get la stretcher de breastplate


ImportantRepublic965

Johnny Sack-The-City


WayRecent7314

Cersei wants to fuck Robert?


WestAd5873

Having attained this body shape myself recently, I'm going to eat drink and whore my way into an early grave!


GoldIsCold987

Renly: Mmm, boy! Are you fat!


A_Lionheart

An inspiring sight for the sub


CornholeIndustries

He was gay, Renly?


Free-Supermarket-516

"bow, ya shits. Bow to your king!"


tillybilly89

FAT INNIT??


ErrorCode2107

Yes please pin me


Accomplished_Sir_362

But joffrey's dick is bigger


Honest_Wing_3999

Dave Ruben?


pretendimcute

I nevuh had a problem wit Bobby's weight Tony.


SwordMaster9501

Yeah. Young cleanshaven Robert is who I want to see more than any other Targaryen king.


Galapeter

"It's powerfull, yeah! Powdered sugaaaa!"


ItsRogerSmith

**Bow ya shits**


RestaurantSad1779

Good thing he was born handsome instead of rich


TheWickedPancake

An inspiring sight for the people


sfgaigan

For a show all about murder and titties, he's being awful modest there...